1924-08-16 — Page 9

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FUNNY STORIES.

NEW LANGUAGE,

Mrs. Nouveau-Riche-"Ho's.

| getting on so wall at school; he' carns French and Algebra. Now Ronnio, say How d'ye do' to tho Judy in Algebra."-Toronto Goldin.

DECEPTION..

And your wife doesn't say anything when you return home at 3 o'clock in the morning

"No, I walk in backwards with

la lot of noise to make her think |I'm going out."--La Pelo-¿icle.

BUSINESS HEAD.

Man: You're an honest boys. but the monoy I lost was a ton... [dollar note."

Boy: "Yos, I know; I bad it.. changed so you could give me a reward," Kansas City Star.

BOYS, WATCH YOUR STER

A motor esr, driven by a girl in trying to avokt a collision, İran over a man. The girl rushed

to his side."

"Poor man !" she said stooping lover the vlotim.

"Have you a wifo?"

"No," ho groanod. "This is the worst thing that has happoned to me."-Kansas City Journal.

SIMPLICITY.

"I understand that the girl you Jare ongaged to is a twin. How do

you tell her from bor sister

"Well, it's a nice family, and I don't bother much."-Philadel pbia Lelger.

WORSE.

"The only thing for you to do is to go around and ask her to forgive you."

But I was in the right." "Then you'd better take sQUIC flowers and caddy with you, too."! -Mugwump.

NO CHANCE.

"Did my wife speak at the meeting yesterday?"

"I don't know your wife, birt thoro was a tall, thin lady who rose and said she could not find words to express her feelings."

"That wasn't my wife 1"- Karikaturen (Christiania); S PRIVILEGE OF THE CONDEMNED. Papa: I hear that Charlio Graon is going to bo married next Wook."

Little Robert (whose ideas on the subject are somewhat oon- fused): "The last three days they give him overything to eat he asks for, don't they, Papst" -Yorkshire Post.

OVER CAUTIOUB. Kitty: "Comò in and see our now baby,"

Teacher:

"Thank you; but I

will wait until your mother is batter."

Kitty: "You needn't be afraid. It's not catching."Everybody's Magazing.

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WILLE?

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WANNA TASTE

OF IT P

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SEE ME DO ? AMA THAT'S SWELL TASTIN - MAYA

AW-G'WAN AN' TASTE IT CE-E' WHATS A LITTLE LECTRIK

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