A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
$ALESMAN ŞAM
5
YEARS
SAM WILL
EXILLO
FROM HOME
IO KALE AMAN, BA DIGARY HOURS IN A CACUMV
TO PAY
A$10,000
BREACH OF
| PROMITE
BUIT LY
SUSIE SWIFTY IN WHICH HE
WAS FRAME.S
ALL RIGHT JAILOR HE'S GOT HIS SUIT
NOW THAT
3HOW HIM
HIS CELL AND THEN PUT HIM TO
WORK ON THE ROCK PILE !
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Красения
Making Big Ones Outta Little Ones
HEY GET BUSY THERE"!} WHAT'S YOUR HURRY
MAKE IT SNAPPY!!
I'VE GOT 5 YEARS TO CRACK IT UPIN ANG IF I HURRY TOO FAST I'LL GET THROUGH IN
2 YEARS
BY-SWAN
AND THEN I'D HAVE TO SIT AROUND FOR THREE
YEARS
UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS.
PRICE - H. K. $112,50 NET.
Weight
In Case
53/4 Lbs.
Mainan
Weight.
Maxim
Service
PORTABLE MODEL
Solo Agents
DODWELL & CO., LTD.
Queen's Bldge.
Phone. C. 1080,
MOM'N POPI
BOOTS
AH - DF WITIDEW
HA- DO 1 SEE
15 OPEN IS IT
wor I CALL EASY
PICISING
AND HER BUDDIES
OH.MY POOR CAKE! I WONDER -WHY THE RECIPE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT'S
SMOKING THIS
WASHINGTON TUBBS
WAY!
HO-HAT YOU WANT THE DAY OFF SO YOU CAN PIETT A MOVIE STAR HOW HAW" -THATS TOO THey! BUT E GAVE" YOU CREDIT KID, YOU DON'T SPRING NO ALD STORIES · ABOUT A GRANDMOTHERY FUNERAL — WIN, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ON WHAT IRAN ARRIVES THE FAIR GAL, WIND SO BOUNTIFULLY BESTOWS HER AFFECTION ON YOUR NOBLE
SHOULDERS! HA-HA!
I TELL
YOU-IT'S
THE TRUTH!
A SAFE S
NOW WHAT WILL WE DO FOR A DESSERT
TONIGHT? JUST KNOW
IT'S RUINED!
An Unsafe Safe
IF I FON FIGURE
OUT N' COMBINATION ON THIS BOX. I'LL BE
SITTIN PRETTY!
According to Directions
CORA! CMERE
HELP!!!
SHE'D BETTER NOT DRAGHJU Qui to MLLYWOOD-YOU'D MAKE THEM SKEIKS LOOK LIKE A TISSUE PAPER MONIS IN A“ RAINSTORM - LIKE A RHEUMATIC POODLE IN A DOG FIGHT. KOT ZIGGETY! - LO THINK THAT MY HUMBLE QOUNTER HOPPER 139HỆ 1KING UP TO MOVIELAND'S MOST VIVACIONES VAMP! WOW!
W-WHAT'S BURNING? HAVE YOU TAKEN IT OUT OF THE
OVEN
WHY,NO ! IT SAYS HERE DISTINCTLY.
BAKE FOR THIRTY
MINUTES"
THAT'S JUSTT! YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO LAVISH HOSPITALITY ON DONNE, DIMPLE ON 15 BUCKS A WEEK. CAN YOU? NOW, IF YOUD JUST
GIVE ME A RAISE
GWAN!
SEAT IT, ROMEO, BEFORE I FIRE
YOU.
WHAT TH'-
HOW CAN YOU STAND, THERE AND ARGUE
WITH ME TE
BUT I TELL YA? I SHUT IT OFF
BEFORE I WENT
T'DED!
-By-Taylor-
BLA-T-T- THIS IS. RADIO STATION
S-O-X
GUESS I MUSTA
STARTED „SOMETHIN')
TAYLOR
4g Martia
AND IT'S HARDLY BEEN IN THE OVEN, FIFTEEN!
By Crane
PHAROS DAUGHTER AINT NOBODY! -YOU DON'T NEED
- MONEY, WASH~YOU GOT ENOUGH NERVE TO COURTA
HAREM OF WILD CATS!!!
O WELL-I
GOT THE DAY
OFF, ANYWAY,
FUNNY STORIES.
NEW LANGUAGE,
Mrs. Nouveau-Riche-"Ho's.
| getting on so wall at school; he' carns French and Algebra. Now Ronnio, say How d'ye do' to tho Judy in Algebra."-Toronto Goldin.
DECEPTION..
And your wife doesn't say anything when you return home at 3 o'clock in the morning
"No, I walk in backwards with
la lot of noise to make her think |I'm going out."--La Pelo-¿icle.
BUSINESS HEAD.
Man: You're an honest boys. but the monoy I lost was a ton... [dollar note."
Boy: "Yos, I know; I bad it.. changed so you could give me a reward," Kansas City Star.
BOYS, WATCH YOUR STER
A motor esr, driven by a girl in trying to avokt a collision, İran over a man. The girl rushed
to his side."
"Poor man !" she said stooping lover the vlotim.
"Have you a wifo?"
"No," ho groanod. "This is the worst thing that has happoned to me."-Kansas City Journal.
SIMPLICITY.
"I understand that the girl you Jare ongaged to is a twin. How do
you tell her from bor sister
"Well, it's a nice family, and I don't bother much."-Philadel pbia Lelger.
WORSE.
"The only thing for you to do is to go around and ask her to forgive you."
But I was in the right." "Then you'd better take sQUIC flowers and caddy with you, too."! -Mugwump.
NO CHANCE.
"Did my wife speak at the meeting yesterday?"
"I don't know your wife, birt thoro was a tall, thin lady who rose and said she could not find words to express her feelings."
"That wasn't my wife 1"- Karikaturen (Christiania); S PRIVILEGE OF THE CONDEMNED. Papa: I hear that Charlio Graon is going to bo married next Wook."
Little Robert (whose ideas on the subject are somewhat oon- fused): "The last three days they give him overything to eat he asks for, don't they, Papst" -Yorkshire Post.
OVER CAUTIOUB. Kitty: "Comò in and see our now baby,"
Teacher:
"Thank you; but I
will wait until your mother is batter."
Kitty: "You needn't be afraid. It's not catching."Everybody's Magazing.
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
WHAT'S THAT FUNNY THING YOU
GOT THERE,
WILLE?
THAT? WHY, AT'S
¡A BATTERY WHAT USED T' RING OUR DOOR BELL- DYA
WANNA TASTE
OF IT P
G'WAY! G`WAY!
A Perfect Description
SEE ME DO ? AMA THAT'S SWELL TASTIN - MAYA
AW-G'WAN AN' TASTE IT CE-E' WHATS A LITTLE LECTRIK
SHOCK!!
HOW DOES IT FEEL T GET A "LECTRIK
SHOCK?
BY BLOSSER
WUY-IT MAKES YÈR
TONGUE TASTE UKE
YER FOOTS
ASLEEP!
Watch
Your
ПАСТОСЕ
Baby
Grow