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HONGKONG TELEGRAPH,

SATURDAY, JULY 6, 1924. (FEATURE SECTION).

A

PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.

ŞALESMAN ŞAM

HEY. NAPOLEON-CUT OUT THAT COUNFOUNDED

WHISTLING WHILE YOU'RE

WORKING, SAUTION 7

DAWGONE THAT KIO-I'LL TEACH HIM TO OBEY

ORDERS

T

-

Obeying Orders

SPH-DIDNT I TELL YOU NOT TO WHISTLE AT YOUR WORK,

HUM71

YESSIR-

I KNOW

IT-

BY SWAN

BUT I'M NOT

WORKING

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE - II. K. $112.50 NET.

TWEET

Weight

In Case

53/4 Lbs.

Malzem

Weight.

Maximum

Service,

PORTABLE MODEL

Bole Agonts

DODWELL & CO., LTD.

Queen's Bldgs.

Phone. . 1030:

By Martain

WHY, HOW

I'VE ASKED 'EM!

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

P JUST CAN'T. DECIDE WHAT KIND OF A GIRL I NEED FOR A WIFE

WHY NOT TRUST TO

LUCK-THIS IS LEAP YEAR, YOU KNOW!.

WELL, I HAVENT HAD ANY LEAP AT ME SO FAR!

Speaking From Experience

TANG AROUND

MASQUERADE BALLS PERHAPS A DISGUISE WOULD HELP

GEE THERE MUST

BE A LOT OF GIRLS WHO DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED,

THOUGH

DO YOU

KNOW?

MOM'N POP

MOM'S BEEN RAISING SUCH A

FUSS LATELY ABOUT ME GOING OUT NIGHTS 50 I'VE DECIDED TO BUY A RADIO AND STAY

AT HOME INSTEAD!

I MAKE NO MISTAKE IN RECOMMENDING THIS OUTFIT AS THE BEST

ON THE MARKET TODAY!

Chick Knows!

{ IS IT HARD TO RUN IT?

ABSOLUTELY SIMPLE!

>WHY LAST NIGHT MY LITTLE BOY HAD GREECE COMING

OUT OF THE HORN!!

b

By Taylor

YES - BUT IF I DID THAT.. AT HOME AND GOT ANY ON THE CARPET MOM'D SCALP

ME!

WASHINGTON TUBBS II

SAY! WHUNT'S TH' IDEAR OF SENDIN' MI MUŁUPY THEM SPOILED ATTLES? THAT'S NO WAY TO BUILD UP A

·BUSINESS IT DIE ASKS, "HOWS) {TH' APPLES TODAY 2" DON'T

}SAY 'THEY'RE VERY NICE

AND THEN SEND

ROTTEN ONES. “HOMESTY (3

ALWAY'S THE

BEST POLICY

"WHAT HAVE YOU TODAY TWIT'S REN

THE "REAL COUNTRY BUTTER" 13 FRÍSH) FROM THE CHICAGO SJOCKYARDS, THEN ! THE CHEFSL IS VERY GOOD – EXCEPT WHAT THE MILE HAVE CATEN.

THE PRONES ARE WRINKLED FROM AGE, AND THE

SPUDS OLD THEY NEED EYE GLASSES, THE ECOS OUGHTA BE IN A MUSEUM, THE SOAP FELL IN TH PICKLE BARREL, AND TH CAT SLEPT ON THE CAVANGE

OYES! THE CANNED PLAS

ARE VERY GOOD

SAY, BOSS, SHE HUNG

UP ON ME?

FOR SALE BULLDOS. WILL EAT ANYTHING 1+12 FOND

OF CHILURERY

TO SELL

21 HENS

AMD 2

ROOSTERS

ALL LAYR

By Crane

FUNNY STORIES.

HE KNEW. Teacher: "So you don't know which lotter comes next to "h*y"

Boy: 'No miss."

What have I on each side of

my nose ?"

Looks like powdor, miss, from hero."

THE INSPIRATION. Artist: My next picture in the Academy will be entitled *Driven to Drink."

His Friend: "Ah! some power- ful portrayal of baffled passion, I- suppose ?

Artist: "Oh, no; it's a cali horse approachingawater trough."'

NOT, WITH GAS.

A servant who had sufforod from toothache sovarely was sent by her mistress to a dentist to have the tooth out. On the fol lowing morning the mistress ask- ed the servant if she had had the tooth out with gas

No, mum," replied tho sor- vant: "I got there in plenty of time to have it out in daylight.'

SHE SCORED

"My dear," said Mr Puttoff, as he looked up from his paper, "it is estimated that, if a man. were relatively strong as a bootlo he could lift 188,000lb.

"Is that co?" rojoined. Mrs. Puitof, as she glanced at the oat, and allowed her left eyelid to drop-slowly-"I'll look for a bootle the first thing in the morning."

"Why, dear? queried the alleged head of tho domicile.

Perhaps if I find one," replied Mrs. P., "I may be ablo to get that heavy trunk carried down from the attic. I've asked you at least a dozen times to do it."

APPROPRIATE. Student; "Professor, won't. you give me an idea for an 082ay?"

Professor: "Write about a student who wanted to write an essay, and hadn't any ideas,"

NOT QUITE. ****

And have you proved this proposition ?" asked the professor of the student of Euolid he was examining.

"Proved in a strong word," said the cautious student, "but at least 1 have rendored it highly- probable "

WRONGLY RENDERED.

M. Dupont: "Ah so zin cos your loetle son? He looks to be similaire to you.""

Browne: Yos, he is vory much like me."

M. Dupont: "Ab! How you call eot? A choop of ze old blookhoad,' cos eat not?"

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

OH-LOOK, MOM - T

SKINNED MY FINGER

ON TH SCREEN

DOOR!

HOLD STILL TILL MOTHER PUTS A RAGS ON IT- JUST A ZMINUTE]

WHAT KINDA

FUNNY RAG IS THAT WHAT YOU TIED MY FINGER IN, MOM P

It Sounded Something Like That

THAT'S THE ONLY THING"

ICOULD FIND ITS A

„PIECE FROM

FATHERS

OLD B.V.DS.

HAT

EVENING

OH, DOD-LOCKİT MY FINGER WHAT I SKINNED-ALL TIED UP NICE,

SEE!

WELL-WELL- THAT'S TOO

BAD.

AN AKOM "COULDN'T FIND, A' RAG SO SHE CUT UP ONE OF YOUR YM.CIAS!

WHEN

Pop

COMES

HOME

..

BY BLOSSER

HILK IS A FOOD

Drink

Stérilised

Milk

¡AND A STIMULANT

מי

MILKMAID

BRAND.