HONGKONG TELEGRAPH,
SATURDAY, JULY 6, 1924. (FEATURE SECTION).
A
PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
ŞALESMAN ŞAM
HEY. NAPOLEON-CUT OUT THAT COUNFOUNDED
WHISTLING WHILE YOU'RE
WORKING, SAUTION 7
DAWGONE THAT KIO-I'LL TEACH HIM TO OBEY
ORDERS
T
-
Obeying Orders
SPH-DIDNT I TELL YOU NOT TO WHISTLE AT YOUR WORK,
HUM71
YESSIR-
I KNOW
IT-
BY SWAN
BUT I'M NOT
WORKING
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Queen's Bldgs.
Phone. . 1030:
By Martain
WHY, HOW
I'VE ASKED 'EM!
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
P JUST CAN'T. DECIDE WHAT KIND OF A GIRL I NEED FOR A WIFE
WHY NOT TRUST TO
LUCK-THIS IS LEAP YEAR, YOU KNOW!.
WELL, I HAVENT HAD ANY LEAP AT ME SO FAR!
Speaking From Experience
TANG AROUND
MASQUERADE BALLS PERHAPS A DISGUISE WOULD HELP
GEE THERE MUST
BE A LOT OF GIRLS WHO DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED,
THOUGH
DO YOU
KNOW?
MOM'N POP
MOM'S BEEN RAISING SUCH A
FUSS LATELY ABOUT ME GOING OUT NIGHTS 50 I'VE DECIDED TO BUY A RADIO AND STAY
AT HOME INSTEAD!
I MAKE NO MISTAKE IN RECOMMENDING THIS OUTFIT AS THE BEST
ON THE MARKET TODAY!
Chick Knows!
{ IS IT HARD TO RUN IT?
ABSOLUTELY SIMPLE!
>WHY LAST NIGHT MY LITTLE BOY HAD GREECE COMING
OUT OF THE HORN!!
b
By Taylor
YES - BUT IF I DID THAT.. AT HOME AND GOT ANY ON THE CARPET MOM'D SCALP
ME!
WASHINGTON TUBBS II
SAY! WHUNT'S TH' IDEAR OF SENDIN' MI MUŁUPY THEM SPOILED ATTLES? THAT'S NO WAY TO BUILD UP A
·BUSINESS IT DIE ASKS, "HOWS) {TH' APPLES TODAY 2" DON'T
}SAY 'THEY'RE VERY NICE
AND THEN SEND
ROTTEN ONES. “HOMESTY (3
ALWAY'S THE
BEST POLICY
"WHAT HAVE YOU TODAY TWIT'S REN
THE "REAL COUNTRY BUTTER" 13 FRÍSH) FROM THE CHICAGO SJOCKYARDS, THEN ! THE CHEFSL IS VERY GOOD – EXCEPT WHAT THE MILE HAVE CATEN.
THE PRONES ARE WRINKLED FROM AGE, AND THE
SPUDS OLD THEY NEED EYE GLASSES, THE ECOS OUGHTA BE IN A MUSEUM, THE SOAP FELL IN TH PICKLE BARREL, AND TH CAT SLEPT ON THE CAVANGE
OYES! THE CANNED PLAS
ARE VERY GOOD
SAY, BOSS, SHE HUNG
UP ON ME?
FOR SALE BULLDOS. WILL EAT ANYTHING 1+12 FOND
OF CHILURERY
TO SELL
21 HENS
AMD 2
ROOSTERS
ALL LAYR
By Crane
FUNNY STORIES.
HE KNEW. Teacher: "So you don't know which lotter comes next to "h*y"
Boy: 'No miss."
What have I on each side of
my nose ?"
Looks like powdor, miss, from hero."
THE INSPIRATION. Artist: My next picture in the Academy will be entitled *Driven to Drink."
His Friend: "Ah! some power- ful portrayal of baffled passion, I- suppose ?
Artist: "Oh, no; it's a cali horse approachingawater trough."'
NOT, WITH GAS.
A servant who had sufforod from toothache sovarely was sent by her mistress to a dentist to have the tooth out. On the fol lowing morning the mistress ask- ed the servant if she had had the tooth out with gas
No, mum," replied tho sor- vant: "I got there in plenty of time to have it out in daylight.'
SHE SCORED
"My dear," said Mr Puttoff, as he looked up from his paper, "it is estimated that, if a man. were relatively strong as a bootlo he could lift 188,000lb.
"Is that co?" rojoined. Mrs. Puitof, as she glanced at the oat, and allowed her left eyelid to drop-slowly-"I'll look for a bootle the first thing in the morning."
"Why, dear? queried the alleged head of tho domicile.
Perhaps if I find one," replied Mrs. P., "I may be ablo to get that heavy trunk carried down from the attic. I've asked you at least a dozen times to do it."
APPROPRIATE. Student; "Professor, won't. you give me an idea for an 082ay?"
Professor: "Write about a student who wanted to write an essay, and hadn't any ideas,"
NOT QUITE. ****
And have you proved this proposition ?" asked the professor of the student of Euolid he was examining.
"Proved in a strong word," said the cautious student, "but at least 1 have rendored it highly- probable "
WRONGLY RENDERED.
M. Dupont: "Ah so zin cos your loetle son? He looks to be similaire to you.""
Browne: Yos, he is vory much like me."
M. Dupont: "Ab! How you call eot? A choop of ze old blookhoad,' cos eat not?"
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
OH-LOOK, MOM - T
SKINNED MY FINGER
ON TH SCREEN
DOOR!
HOLD STILL TILL MOTHER PUTS A RAGS ON IT- JUST A ZMINUTE]
WHAT KINDA
FUNNY RAG IS THAT WHAT YOU TIED MY FINGER IN, MOM P
It Sounded Something Like That
THAT'S THE ONLY THING"
ICOULD FIND ITS A
„PIECE FROM
FATHERS
OLD B.V.DS.
HAT
EVENING
OH, DOD-LOCKİT MY FINGER WHAT I SKINNED-ALL TIED UP NICE,
SEE!
WELL-WELL- THAT'S TOO
BAD.
AN AKOM "COULDN'T FIND, A' RAG SO SHE CUT UP ONE OF YOUR YM.CIAS!
WHEN
Pop
COMES
HOME
..
BY BLOSSER
HILK IS A FOOD
Drink
Stérilised
Milk
¡AND A STIMULANT
מי
MILKMAID
BRAND.