1924-06-28 — Page 10

HONGKONG. TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, JUNE 28, 1924. (FEATURE SECTION).

A

PAGE. FOR THE KIDDIES.

SALESMAN ŞAM ·

THASS A DANDY SIR-

FITS YOU LIKE P GLOVE PIND ONLY COSTS 7/2

BUT I WONT 2PN OVER TWO-GREAT SCOTT! - CANT I GET ONE TO FIT ME FOR TWO DOLLARS

THE TRIED EVERY #2 |HAT IN TH' STORE ON

-YOU AND NOTA ONE

FITS-I QUIT

When a Fact's Not a Fact

HE SAYS HE CANT GET A HAT TO FIT ME FOR LESS THAN 17/2

BUNK-HERES ONE THAT FITS YOU LIKE TH' SHELL AROUND

AN EGG

VERH-BUT HE WONT PAYY QUER BZ AND THAT ONE'S 16- TH' PRICE MARK IS RIGHT ON THE

INSIDE_

BY SWAN

VA BLOOMIN IDIOT THAT AINT TH' PRICE-

THAT'S TH

SIZE !!!!

WEITH

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE. H. K.. $112.50 NET.

Weight

In Case

Minimum

Weight.

MAXIMUM

Service.

| 3 3/41.bs.

PORTABLE MODEL

Sole Agents

DODWELL & CO., LTD.

Queen's Bldgs. Phono, O. 1030,

MOM'N POP

SERVES YOU RIGHT IF YOUR BOSS BAWLED NOU CUT POR BEING LATE - IF YOU'D KEEP REASONABLE HOURS MANDE YOU COULD GET TO WORK

ON TIME!

ALRIGHT MOM

I'M GOING OUT TONIGHT BUT I'LL BE N

EARLY-1

WELL DID YOU HEAR ME LAND ON HIM YOU CAN RET YOUR LIFE I'M GOING TO MAKĖ THAT BOY LISTEN TO ME!

Evidently A. M.

MIGHT AS WELL SAVE YOUR WIND

MOM!

SAVE MY WIND-IT'S

A LOT YOU KNOW ABOUT IT ANYHOW I MADE

HIM PROMISE HE'D COME IN EARLY!

YES - ANT 50

DID I-

I ASMED HIM

TO DO THAT ~

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

AN-MERILY. BEING IN/-) YOUR PPLSENCE SETS 11Y POUR HEART BEATING WITH ECSTASY

HAVE YOU SEEN

A DOCTOR

ABOUT #1 ?

ALL DAY LONS

DREAM OF YOU

The Early Bird

IS THAT WHY YOU ALWAYS LOOK 50 SEXY →

Washington Tubbs. II

GOSH, MR. CRABTREE' WHO ·

THE HECK'S THAT WONDER-FUL CREATURE IN YOUR STORE ?

WAY THAT'S MY DAUGHTER TUBBS. I

-THOUGHT YOU

KNEW HER

MIGHTY FINE-

GIRL TOO. BEEN HELPING

HER DADDY IN/

THE STORE

LATELY

BOY

[WANTED)

WHY THE FIRST THING FACH MORN- ING BOOTS. I THINK

OF YOU

OLD STUFF YOUR ROOM MATE TELLS ME THE SAME THING!.

THROW AWAY THIS SIGN QUICK! THE

"FINE" I'LL GET YOU AN APRON AN' YOU KIN START RIGHT

POSITION IS FILLED

NOW

BUY

By Taylor

FOR I WANT TO MAKE SURE IF IT'S THAT PESKY MILKMAN WOT'S TRAMPING

DOWN OUR LAWN 191

BUT I GET UP AN HOUR EARLIER

THAN HE DOES

By Martin

By Crane

WHAT? WHERE DID MY DAUGHTER, GO! ÖH-SHE WENT HOME. NO USE OF

HER VIORKIN' HERË AFTER ·

YOU BEGAN.

Chaitt

FUNNY STORIES.

Conversation Ended. Fatleigh-I know a man who looks so much like you that one could hardly tell you apart.

Thinleigh-You haven't paid him that 10 dollars I lent you three months ago have you? Judge.

Reference Required.

Jack-Lend me 10 dollars, old man. I promise you on the word of a gentioman to pay it back. to-morrow.

Spratt-Bring the gentleman around and lot me see him.-- American Legion Weekly.

· All Out!

Mary-E's so romantic! When- ovor o speaks to me 'e always- starts, "Fair lady-"

Bert-Oh, that's force of 'abit. E used to do a street car conduc- tor-Til Bits.

Wise Birds.

S. P. C. A. Agent-I have a co- port that you're in the habit of shooing your poultry into a fiol and then running them down with an automobile. What's the idea-7--

Farmer-The 'idear is that I've lost moro'n a dozen this past summer by sudden death on the highway, so I'm training the rest. of them to be auto shy,~Julge,

Unexpected Returns,

A certain statesman recently became a parent. On announcing the nowa the doctor exclaimed. gleefully I congratulate you sir: you are the father of triplots." The politician was astonished.. "No, no, no," he replied with more than Parliamentary elo quence, "there must be some mistake in the return. I don.and a recount."—Tit Bita.

He Guessed Right.

"So this fine. Ittle baby is a girl?" beamed the reator" as hò walked round the baby show. The proud father assented. "And this other one-le it of the contrary sox ? “

His wife's cyo was on him, but with no thought of the wrath to to come, he replied blithely: "Yos, air; sbo is a girl, too

·His Preference.

"Oh, for the wings of a dove," elghed the post.

"Order what you like," rejoined!" the prossio person, "but I should profor the broast of a chicken."

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

VA

GOOD HEAVENS! H

ARE THOSE BOYS DOING??)

I THOUGHT THEY WERE

ASLEEP BY

THIS

TIME

WAW

No Excitement Whatever

HERE! HERE' HUATA

ALL THIS NOSE ABCUT, TASP

F-FRECKLES SAID IFT KEPT ON CRYIN A GREAT BIG MOUSE WITH BIG VELLA EYES WOULD COME

ANSIT ONT END OF OUR

BSD

BUT IT HASN'T

COME YET!!

BY BLOSSER

MILK IS A FOOD

Drink

Sterilised

Milk

AND A STIMULANT.

MILKMAID

BRAND.

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