1924-05-17 — Page 12

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, MAY 17, 1924. (FEATURE SECTION).

A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.

SALESMAN SAM.

A

DUEL WITH A

FRENCH COUNT. SAM- HAS THEI SYMPATHE

OF ENTISE

PARIS

WHICH

-HE

SCORNFULLY

"FIGHTS ME MIDOLE. NAME"

TWO DUHE ARE BETTER THAN ONE COUNT

зача

SAM

I'LL KNOCK THAT GUY

GOOFY

Zev Has Nothing on Sam

"C'MON AN FIGHT-I'LL KNOCK THAT TRICK MUSTACHE

OF YOURS DOWN TH OTHER WAY

JUST ZE

WAN MINUTES-

YOU HAVE ZE HONOR TO SELECT ZE WHEECH

PISTOL YOU WANT

TO USE.

WHAT! .DO WE HAVE TO FIGHT WITH --GUNS!?!

MINUTES

LATER

PARIS 100 HILOMETERS BEALIN KILO here

~Priff

BY SWAN

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE. H. K. $112.50 NET.

INEN

Weight

In Case

5 3/4 Lbs.

- PORTABLE MODEL

Solo Agents

Malmum

Weight,

Maximum

Service.

DODWELL & CO., LTD.

Quoon's Bldga. Phone, C, 1030,

MOM'N POP

CH MOMSY, DEAR 'I'M SO GLAD TO GET BACK

HOME !!

WELL BLESS YOUR HEART DOTTIE - THIS WILL BE A SURPRISE FOR POP-WE DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TILL

LATE TONIGHT!!

I'LL JUST SNEAK

IN ON HIM!!

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

BOOTS, I CAN'T SEE WHY YOU TURN-

ED DOWN SO MANY FELLOWS JUST

TO GO WITH TOM TONIGHT!

Pop Is Worried

By Taylor

BOO!!

HAW-HAW! TRIED TO SCARE YOUR POP DIDN'T YE? NOW SIT RIGHT DOWN AND TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT- WHAT YOU BEEN DOING. Y' LOOK

SO HUSKY?

ON-I TOOK, TO SWINGING THE DUMBELLS AROUND

EVERY EVENING

POP U

DIDN'T GIT ENGAGED TO ANY OF THEM DID YE?

A Colour Scheme

HE'S HOMELY AS A PLJ

ZIGABOO

NOT TO MENTION THE FALT THAT HE DANCES LIKE

TRUCK HORSE

ADAM AND EVA

NOW LISTEN CLOSE {HANNIBAL, AND

REMEMBER YOUR'

ADAM'S SOLID |BUBBLES || REPUTATION HAVE BEEN AT STAKE!

STOLEN,

BUT

BOSCOW

THE

DETECTIVE

IS ON

THE TRAIL

OF THE

CRIMINALS!

WITH HIS SAVAGE [FIVE EIGHTHS

BLOOD HOUND HANNIBAL

ARE YOU) SURE. HE UNDERSTANDS WHAT A BUBBLE IS. [MR.BOSCOW?

NOW HANNIBAL--) WAN'T. TO IMPRESS ON YOUR MIND THAT THE STOLEN BUBBLES ARE ROUND THINGS FULL OF WIND AND THERE ARE SIX OF 'EM. NOW TAKE. THE TRAIL!

On the Trail

HEUS GOT AN INTELLIGENT

EYE, LMD. "BOSCOW.

BUT HE DEPENDS MOST

SBY GOLLY, HE'S

TAKEN THE SCENT

CN HIS NOSE,

MR. JONES,

ALREADY

MR "BOSCOW

By Martin

OH, ANN - BUT HIS BLACK EYES! THEY GO SO ADORABLY WITH MY

NEW CHIFFON

FROCK

WHOA, HANNIBAL

By Cap Biggins

BALLOONS. MISTER?

BR•R•R•R

CAR

FUNNY STORIES.

Proof Positive.

Mistress" Does that young

poliseman who calls, s0 Mary, mean business, do think."

often,

you

Mary (confidently)--"Ob, yos, ma'am; bo's already begun to complain about my cooking."

Only Blushing,

Mre. Nowed (outsido poul- teror's)"John, dear, are turkeys good when they look red about the head?"

Mr. Nowed" Yes: they'ro only blushing to think what a price is asked for them."

Mary's Fears,

One day little Mary was at the seaside with her mother, and was taken into the telephone call office to speak to hor father in London.

When she heard her father's |voice through the telephone, she

burst out.

"Omamma, bow shail wo got fathor out of that little hole Jagain P

No Better. Mother-"What, at the jam. again." Aron't you old enough to know better?

Tommy" No, ma; there isn't any hotter to be had."

How She Knew. He-"Are you sure I am the anly man that you havo over- really and sincerely loved ?"

Sho" Porfectly sure, George. I wont through the complete list "all over again yesterday evening, Proved.

He (very conceited) :: "I don't think I should like to marry any girl unless I know she was of a solf-sacrificing nature."

She: "But wouldn't that prove it?".

As of Old.

An aged veteran who had fought at Warerloo, and who rosided in a remote village in Scotland, was one day visited and interviewed by a party of gentle- mon belonging to a literary club. Having Hatoned to the ald man's story about the famous battle and his share in the con- Aliot, they thanked him profusely, and word about to depart when the aged vetoran romarked:

Oh there's añither thing, gentlomon, that I can recall to mind."

"Ah, indeed What is that?" they eagerly asked, expooting to hear a most interesting reminie. conce.

Gentlemon," said the vetoran, in impressive tonas, "I weel to- mombor that I was just as thirsty during the whole of the battle as I am now NDE

The party took the hint.

RECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

ALL RIGHT, ALEK,. C'MON-TLL RIDE UP TH STREET A BLOCK AN THEN YOU CẦN

'RIDE BACK

IS AT.

FAST ENUFF,

WILLIE?

NO-

GO FASTER.

REAL

FAST

Paid No Attention

: NOW LOOK “WHAT YA DID "7". MY AUTO-SEE WIZZ - DIDN'T! VA SEE THAT

"TREE?

BY BLOSSER

SURE T SEEN IT DIDN VA HEAR ME BLOW TH"

HORN?

Your Baby.