HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, MAY 17, 1924. (FEATURE SECTION).
A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
SALESMAN SAM.
A
DUEL WITH A
FRENCH COUNT. SAM- HAS THEI SYMPATHE
OF ENTISE
PARIS
WHICH
-HE
SCORNFULLY
"FIGHTS ME MIDOLE. NAME"
TWO DUHE ARE BETTER THAN ONE COUNT
зача
SAM
I'LL KNOCK THAT GUY
GOOFY
Zev Has Nothing on Sam
"C'MON AN FIGHT-I'LL KNOCK THAT TRICK MUSTACHE
OF YOURS DOWN TH OTHER WAY
JUST ZE
WAN MINUTES-
YOU HAVE ZE HONOR TO SELECT ZE WHEECH
PISTOL YOU WANT
TO USE.
WHAT! .DO WE HAVE TO FIGHT WITH --GUNS!?!
MINUTES
LATER
PARIS 100 HILOMETERS BEALIN KILO here
~Priff
BY SWAN
UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE. H. K. $112.50 NET.
INEN
Weight
In Case
5 3/4 Lbs.
- PORTABLE MODEL
Solo Agents
Malmum
Weight,
Maximum
Service.
DODWELL & CO., LTD.
Quoon's Bldga. Phone, C, 1030,
MOM'N POP
CH MOMSY, DEAR 'I'M SO GLAD TO GET BACK
HOME !!
WELL BLESS YOUR HEART DOTTIE - THIS WILL BE A SURPRISE FOR POP-WE DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TILL
LATE TONIGHT!!
I'LL JUST SNEAK
IN ON HIM!!
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
BOOTS, I CAN'T SEE WHY YOU TURN-
ED DOWN SO MANY FELLOWS JUST
TO GO WITH TOM TONIGHT!
Pop Is Worried
By Taylor
BOO!!
HAW-HAW! TRIED TO SCARE YOUR POP DIDN'T YE? NOW SIT RIGHT DOWN AND TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT- WHAT YOU BEEN DOING. Y' LOOK
SO HUSKY?
ON-I TOOK, TO SWINGING THE DUMBELLS AROUND
EVERY EVENING
POP U
DIDN'T GIT ENGAGED TO ANY OF THEM DID YE?
A Colour Scheme
HE'S HOMELY AS A PLJ
ZIGABOO
NOT TO MENTION THE FALT THAT HE DANCES LIKE
TRUCK HORSE
ADAM AND EVA
NOW LISTEN CLOSE {HANNIBAL, AND
REMEMBER YOUR'
ADAM'S SOLID |BUBBLES || REPUTATION HAVE BEEN AT STAKE!
STOLEN,
BUT
BOSCOW
THE
DETECTIVE
IS ON
THE TRAIL
OF THE
CRIMINALS!
WITH HIS SAVAGE [FIVE EIGHTHS
BLOOD HOUND HANNIBAL
ARE YOU) SURE. HE UNDERSTANDS WHAT A BUBBLE IS. [MR.BOSCOW?
NOW HANNIBAL--) WAN'T. TO IMPRESS ON YOUR MIND THAT THE STOLEN BUBBLES ARE ROUND THINGS FULL OF WIND AND THERE ARE SIX OF 'EM. NOW TAKE. THE TRAIL!
On the Trail
HEUS GOT AN INTELLIGENT
EYE, LMD. "BOSCOW.
BUT HE DEPENDS MOST
SBY GOLLY, HE'S
TAKEN THE SCENT
CN HIS NOSE,
MR. JONES,
ALREADY
MR "BOSCOW
By Martin
OH, ANN - BUT HIS BLACK EYES! THEY GO SO ADORABLY WITH MY
NEW CHIFFON
FROCK
WHOA, HANNIBAL
By Cap Biggins
BALLOONS. MISTER?
BR•R•R•R
CAR
FUNNY STORIES.
Proof Positive.
Mistress" Does that young
poliseman who calls, s0 Mary, mean business, do think."
often,
you
Mary (confidently)--"Ob, yos, ma'am; bo's already begun to complain about my cooking."
Only Blushing,
Mre. Nowed (outsido poul- teror's)"John, dear, are turkeys good when they look red about the head?"
Mr. Nowed" Yes: they'ro only blushing to think what a price is asked for them."
Mary's Fears,
One day little Mary was at the seaside with her mother, and was taken into the telephone call office to speak to hor father in London.
When she heard her father's |voice through the telephone, she
burst out.
"Omamma, bow shail wo got fathor out of that little hole Jagain P
No Better. Mother-"What, at the jam. again." Aron't you old enough to know better?
Tommy" No, ma; there isn't any hotter to be had."
How She Knew. He-"Are you sure I am the anly man that you havo over- really and sincerely loved ?"
Sho" Porfectly sure, George. I wont through the complete list "all over again yesterday evening, Proved.
He (very conceited) :: "I don't think I should like to marry any girl unless I know she was of a solf-sacrificing nature."
She: "But wouldn't that prove it?".
As of Old.
An aged veteran who had fought at Warerloo, and who rosided in a remote village in Scotland, was one day visited and interviewed by a party of gentle- mon belonging to a literary club. Having Hatoned to the ald man's story about the famous battle and his share in the con- Aliot, they thanked him profusely, and word about to depart when the aged vetoran romarked:
Oh there's añither thing, gentlomon, that I can recall to mind."
"Ah, indeed What is that?" they eagerly asked, expooting to hear a most interesting reminie. conce.
Gentlemon," said the vetoran, in impressive tonas, "I weel to- mombor that I was just as thirsty during the whole of the battle as I am now NDE
The party took the hint.
RECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
ALL RIGHT, ALEK,. C'MON-TLL RIDE UP TH STREET A BLOCK AN THEN YOU CẦN
'RIDE BACK
IS AT.
FAST ENUFF,
WILLIE?
NO-
GO FASTER.
REAL
FAST
Paid No Attention
: NOW LOOK “WHAT YA DID "7". MY AUTO-SEE WIZZ - DIDN'T! VA SEE THAT
"TREE?
BY BLOSSER
SURE T SEEN IT DIDN VA HEAR ME BLOW TH"
HORN?
Your Baby.