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THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH,

WEDNESDAY, MAY 14, 1924.

A PAGE

FOR THE KIDDIES.

NO-NOT HOMESICK-

́SALESMAN ŞAM

THROUGH

HIS INTERPRETER MR LA TEEDO

SAM IS (BEING SHOWN ITH BRIGHT SPOTS OF I-PARIS- AFTER A BUSY DAY

TO

PRIATE IN

WHAT PART OF PRAIS THEY MAKE

PARIS GREEN AND

PLASTER

PARIS

NOW LETS TAKE IN ONE OF YOUR

FAMOUS CABARETS,

MA LA TEEDO

YESSIA, SAM- OUR WOMEN CAN SING-NOT A LOT OF THIS PARTTLE YOUR AMERICAN 'WOMEN SCREETCH OUT

High C Sickness

H-HA-DIDNT I TELL YOU HER BEAUTIFUL MELODIES WOULD TOUCH YOUR HEART- DOES IT MAKE YOU HOMESICK T

JUST SICK

NUFP

SED

BY SWAN

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE - H. K. $112.50 NET.

Weight

In Case

[Minimum

Weight.

Maximum

5 3/4 Lbs.

PORTABLE MODEL

Solo, Agents

DODWELL & CO.,

Service

LTD.

Queen's Bldgs. Phone. C. 1030.

MOM'N POP

THIS IS INHUMAN - POPS L

CAST ME OUT T'LOOK PER

A JOB-LSAW ONE

ADVERTISED IN

TODAY'S PAPER

HOPE I LANDIT:

YES, I NEED A MAN-HAD ANY EXPERIENCE?

Getting Nowhere

NO - I JUST GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL-HERE'S MY DIPLOMA !!!

MY AD SAID- "MAN WITH EXPERIENCE WHY'R⋅ YOU HITTIN'

FOR TH' JOB -

BECAUSE I'M ANXIOUS TO GET SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD!!

By Taylor

ALRIGHT THEN - GET OUT OF

HERE!!

KUN

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIE'S

WHY - I

SOME

WONDER

FLOWERS

FOR YOU.,

DEARIE

WHO-

ADAM AND EVA

WHISKERS ARE ALL VERY WELL. MR.BOSCOW, BUT WHAT WE WANT IS RESULTS!

LOOKIT

GIRLS

C'HERE!

GEL WHIZ MR. JONE

A DETECTIVE'S GOTTA BC DISGUISED, AINT HE NO MAN LIVING HAS

SEEN MY REAL FACE Ver

THE MYSTERY

OF THE STÖLEN.

BUBBLES IS UNEXPLAINED

HOWEVER, BOSCOW THE SLEUTH,

15. STILL ON THE JOB, ALTHOUGH ADAM

WAS SOMEWHAT DISCOURAGED WHEN

NESTERDAY'S CLEW, A SET OF FALSE, TEETH, FROVED TO BELONG TO EVA'S MOTHER.

HEY! GET OUT OF MY FLOWERS!

WASN'T IT THOUGHT- FUL OF MY PUPILS:

TO REMEMBER

ME THIS WAY?

ILL BET A COOKIE JIMMIE SENT EM!

YOU'RE

COOKOO THEY'RE FROM BOB KING!

WHATDI TELL

YOU

FET WE MUT "GET ON THE TRAIL OF THE BURGLAR WHO STOLE MY SOLID BUBBLES AR. BOSCOW}

Boots Being the Littlest

OH MY GOLLY! THEY ARENT FOR US!

·THEY'RE FOR THE OLD MAID ACROSS THE HALL

WELL! WELL!! LET'S GIVE THREE CHEERS

FOR THE OLD DEAR!

ALL RIGHT, ANN! HERE WE GO! HEADS 1 TAKE EM OVER-TAILS,

YOU DO

WELL.

IM OUT.

OF IT

Hannibal

EXACTLY, MR JONES

I HAVE REVL IN THIS BASKET A SAVAGE_

NEMESIS OF CRIME, THE TERROR OF ALL

CRIMINALS

WHAT IS IT {MORC WHISKERS, AMR. BOSCOw?

IT 19-AN ANIMAL, MR JONES,

IN WHOSE VEINS FLOWS THE SAVAGE BLOOD OK. HIS ANCESTORS! HE- ALWAYS GETS HIS MAN !!

GOSH, IS HE DANGEROUS, [ME. Boscow?)

TAYLOR]

By Martini

COME ON,

I CAN SEE RIGHT NOW

HEADS! IM THE BABY

WHO GETS

HOOKED ON THIS

DEAL

By Cap Higgins

DANGEROUS ONLY TO EVIL DOERS, MR JONES, BEHOLD HANNIBAL MY FIVE EIGHTHS BLOOD HOUND;!

FUNNY STORIES.

The Parson Scores.

A long-suffering minister, on

a singletrack railway, venturod to complain to the guard of the exasperating unpunctuality of the

1 Bervice.

The guard remonstrated, in virtuous indignation:

,"ho

I've been on this Ilno now upwards of oight years bogan.

Have you, indeed " inter- rupted the other, sympathetically. "At what station did you get in ?"

The guard did not pursue the subjoot.

The Right Thing. "Why go downhearted, Miks?", asked Pat.

1

"Well, Pat," said Miko, "my wife told me to get hor some- thing for dinnor and for the life of me I can't remember what I was to got."

'Oh, cheer up," said Pat. Hera, have a cigar, maybe you can recover your memory, while you smoke."

whiffe Mike

few

Aftor a brightoned up and said:

"You

are right, Pat. Tho wlle wanted

| cabbage."

Not Stone Deaf." :

The girl soomed doaf to the ploadings of her lover.

You ATO doof to my ontreatios," he said. in injured tonos.

"I am,she-returned.

"But I havoa boautiful diamond

ring for you."

Oh, well" she murmured, in

a change of voice, "I am stone deaf,"

Too Practical,

not

"Ah, doarest," said the young man dost thou know what of all things is nearest my heart?"

"Really, I can't say," sho swootly replied: "but in this chilly weather I should think it was a flannel shirt."

She was too practical, and it broke the engagement.

Missing...

A man once want to lodge at a friend's house. When he came. downstairs one morning, hia. friend said to him:

Good-morning, have you slept well?

Yos," was the reply.

"Have you taken a bath this morning? "A

"No, indeed

is there one

missing?" replied the visitor;

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

GEE WHITIKERS".

THERE GOES MY ARROW

RIGHT IN MISSUS

OLSONS CHICKEN

COOP!!

THAT'S THONEY. ARROW I GOT SO. TILL HAFTA ASK MISSUS OLSON IF

I CAN HAVE

1.4

Willie's a Good Shot

PLEASE MAAM, MAY

I HAVE MY ARROW? IT

DROPPED IN YOUR BACK YARD

WHY, CERTAINLY.

WHERE IS IT

"I-IT "THINK ITS

STICKIN' IN ONE-

OF YOUR CHICKENS!

BY BLOSSER

For Your Baby.

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