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THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH,
WEDNESDAY, MAY 14, 1924.
A PAGE
FOR THE KIDDIES.
NO-NOT HOMESICK-
́SALESMAN ŞAM
THROUGH
HIS INTERPRETER MR LA TEEDO
SAM IS (BEING SHOWN ITH BRIGHT SPOTS OF I-PARIS- AFTER A BUSY DAY
TO
PRIATE IN
WHAT PART OF PRAIS THEY MAKE
PARIS GREEN AND
PLASTER
PARIS
NOW LETS TAKE IN ONE OF YOUR
FAMOUS CABARETS,
MA LA TEEDO
YESSIA, SAM- OUR WOMEN CAN SING-NOT A LOT OF THIS PARTTLE YOUR AMERICAN 'WOMEN SCREETCH OUT
High C Sickness
H-HA-DIDNT I TELL YOU HER BEAUTIFUL MELODIES WOULD TOUCH YOUR HEART- DOES IT MAKE YOU HOMESICK T
JUST SICK
NUFP
SED
BY SWAN
UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE - H. K. $112.50 NET.
Weight
In Case
[Minimum
Weight.
Maximum
5 3/4 Lbs.
PORTABLE MODEL
Solo, Agents
DODWELL & CO.,
Service
LTD.
Queen's Bldgs. Phone. C. 1030.
MOM'N POP
THIS IS INHUMAN - POPS L
CAST ME OUT T'LOOK PER
A JOB-LSAW ONE
ADVERTISED IN
TODAY'S PAPER
HOPE I LANDIT:
YES, I NEED A MAN-HAD ANY EXPERIENCE?
Getting Nowhere
NO - I JUST GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL-HERE'S MY DIPLOMA !!!
MY AD SAID- "MAN WITH EXPERIENCE WHY'R⋅ YOU HITTIN'
FOR TH' JOB -
BECAUSE I'M ANXIOUS TO GET SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD!!
By Taylor
ALRIGHT THEN - GET OUT OF
HERE!!
KUN
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIE'S
WHY - I
SOME
WONDER
FLOWERS
FOR YOU.,
DEARIE
WHO-
ADAM AND EVA
WHISKERS ARE ALL VERY WELL. MR.BOSCOW, BUT WHAT WE WANT IS RESULTS!
LOOKIT
GIRLS
C'HERE!
GEL WHIZ MR. JONE
A DETECTIVE'S GOTTA BC DISGUISED, AINT HE NO MAN LIVING HAS
SEEN MY REAL FACE Ver
THE MYSTERY
OF THE STÖLEN.
BUBBLES IS UNEXPLAINED
HOWEVER, BOSCOW THE SLEUTH,
15. STILL ON THE JOB, ALTHOUGH ADAM
WAS SOMEWHAT DISCOURAGED WHEN
NESTERDAY'S CLEW, A SET OF FALSE, TEETH, FROVED TO BELONG TO EVA'S MOTHER.
HEY! GET OUT OF MY FLOWERS!
WASN'T IT THOUGHT- FUL OF MY PUPILS:
TO REMEMBER
ME THIS WAY?
ILL BET A COOKIE JIMMIE SENT EM!
YOU'RE
COOKOO THEY'RE FROM BOB KING!
WHATDI TELL
YOU
FET WE MUT "GET ON THE TRAIL OF THE BURGLAR WHO STOLE MY SOLID BUBBLES AR. BOSCOW}
Boots Being the Littlest
OH MY GOLLY! THEY ARENT FOR US!
·THEY'RE FOR THE OLD MAID ACROSS THE HALL
WELL! WELL!! LET'S GIVE THREE CHEERS
FOR THE OLD DEAR!
ALL RIGHT, ANN! HERE WE GO! HEADS 1 TAKE EM OVER-TAILS,
YOU DO
WELL.
IM OUT.
OF IT
Hannibal
EXACTLY, MR JONES
I HAVE REVL IN THIS BASKET A SAVAGE_
NEMESIS OF CRIME, THE TERROR OF ALL
CRIMINALS
WHAT IS IT {MORC WHISKERS, AMR. BOSCOw?
IT 19-AN ANIMAL, MR JONES,
IN WHOSE VEINS FLOWS THE SAVAGE BLOOD OK. HIS ANCESTORS! HE- ALWAYS GETS HIS MAN !!
GOSH, IS HE DANGEROUS, [ME. Boscow?)
TAYLOR]
By Martini
COME ON,
I CAN SEE RIGHT NOW
HEADS! IM THE BABY
WHO GETS
HOOKED ON THIS
DEAL
By Cap Higgins
DANGEROUS ONLY TO EVIL DOERS, MR JONES, BEHOLD HANNIBAL MY FIVE EIGHTHS BLOOD HOUND;!
FUNNY STORIES.
The Parson Scores.
A long-suffering minister, on
a singletrack railway, venturod to complain to the guard of the exasperating unpunctuality of the
1 Bervice.
The guard remonstrated, in virtuous indignation:
,"ho
I've been on this Ilno now upwards of oight years bogan.
Have you, indeed " inter- rupted the other, sympathetically. "At what station did you get in ?"
The guard did not pursue the subjoot.
The Right Thing. "Why go downhearted, Miks?", asked Pat.
1
"Well, Pat," said Miko, "my wife told me to get hor some- thing for dinnor and for the life of me I can't remember what I was to got."
'Oh, cheer up," said Pat. Hera, have a cigar, maybe you can recover your memory, while you smoke."
whiffe Mike
few
Aftor a brightoned up and said:
"You
are right, Pat. Tho wlle wanted
| cabbage."
Not Stone Deaf." :
The girl soomed doaf to the ploadings of her lover.
You ATO doof to my ontreatios," he said. in injured tonos.
"I am,she-returned.
"But I havoa boautiful diamond
ring for you."
Oh, well" she murmured, in
a change of voice, "I am stone deaf,"
Too Practical,
not
"Ah, doarest," said the young man dost thou know what of all things is nearest my heart?"
"Really, I can't say," sho swootly replied: "but in this chilly weather I should think it was a flannel shirt."
She was too practical, and it broke the engagement.
Missing...
A man once want to lodge at a friend's house. When he came. downstairs one morning, hia. friend said to him:
Good-morning, have you slept well?
Yos," was the reply.
"Have you taken a bath this morning? "A
"No, indeed
is there one
missing?" replied the visitor;
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
GEE WHITIKERS".
THERE GOES MY ARROW
RIGHT IN MISSUS
OLSONS CHICKEN
COOP!!
THAT'S THONEY. ARROW I GOT SO. TILL HAFTA ASK MISSUS OLSON IF
I CAN HAVE
1.4
Willie's a Good Shot
PLEASE MAAM, MAY
I HAVE MY ARROW? IT
DROPPED IN YOUR BACK YARD
WHY, CERTAINLY.
WHERE IS IT
"I-IT "THINK ITS
STICKIN' IN ONE-
OF YOUR CHICKENS!
BY BLOSSER
For Your Baby.
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