1924-05-10 — Page 8

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, MAY 10, 1924. (FEATURE SECTION).

A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.

SALESMAN ŞAM

FRANCE AT LAST SAM FINDS

PARIS AT LASTI-

HEY CAB!

لانا .

SAID-DRIVE. ME. TO THE BEST HOTEL

IN TOWN, SAVVY?

Clear as Mup

WELL, I'LL BE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR ENGLISH LINGO, "THIS 15 THE ONLY WAY

1 CAN EXPLAIN TO YOU WHAT

I WANT

HIMSELF

IN THAT

WHIRLING

ללחות

"GAY

KNOWN BY Aza

PARCE

LITTLE

DOES HE

REALIZE

THAT HE

WONT GET VERY FAR

HERE WITHOUT

BEING ABLE

TO TALK

FRENCH

A HOTEL- I'M SLEEPY'

HEY!!

MEANING

PONT KNOW WHAT

HILL YOU'RE TAKING PIDOUT

HERE VA BLOOMIN' IDIOT!! - READ

THAT!!

BY SWAN

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Minimum

Weight.

Maximum

Service.

PORTABLE ``· MODEL ·

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Queen's Bldge.

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Phono. C. 1030.

MOM'N POP

I'M DONE! - LAIN'T GOIN'T FOOT' гH' BILLS AN' HAVE THAT YOUNG SCALLY WAG CAVORTIN AROUND LIKE A DURN KỊCH APOO IN HUNG

YOU'RE RIGHT POP-HES THņu SCHOOL NOW AN

НЕ ОТТА ВЕ MAKIN HIS OWN,

MONEY.

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

WHY. BOOTS-YOU ARE CRYING! YOU KNOW THAT IS VERY BAD FOR HEAD- ACHES, COMPLEXION AND NICE NEW DRESSES SO I WOULDN'T, DEAR. IF I WERE YOU

ADAM AND EVA

BOSCOW

THE HUMAN BLOODHOUND IS HOT ON THE TRAIL

OF THE

THIEF

WHO STOLE ADAM'S

GREAT. INVENTION

THE

SOLID

BUBBLE!

HUSH, I'M BOSCOW, THE DETECTIVE, IN, DISGUISE I'VE FOUND A CLEW

IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE A SET OF FALSE TEETH

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

SAY YOUNG FELLER OU YOU SPOSE I SENT YOU THROUGH SCHOOL YPUFF CIGARETS AN'

READ PIRATE

NOVELS?

THERE NOW! TELL ME ALL ABOUT

The Verdict

THIS AIN'T NO NOVEL-POPE

DON'T SASS ME YOUNG MAN - I'VE CARRIED YOU ALONG, SINCET LAST JUNE NOW IT'S UP T’YOU, T'DO SOMETHINK

Cora Gives Some Advice

IT'S J-JIMMY! I LIKE- HIM HEAPS AND WE WERE HAVING SUCH GOOD TIMES TOGETHER! AND HERE LATELY HE'S ACTING SO QUEER HE

DOESN'T MEET ME AFTER-

CLASS ANY MORE

A False Clew

THEY ARE' FALSE TEETH! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT A SCIENTIST CAN RECONSTRUCT AN ENTIRE SKELETON] FROM A SINGLE BONE? I CAN DISCRIBE THIS ROBBER BY

·I-HS TEETH!~

YESS'R IT'S CHEWIN'. GUM!

WONDERFUL

THAT'S WHAT I'M READIN' THIS BOOK, FER IT TELLS HOW ONE MAY

OBTAIN Aus POSITION IN LIFE!

NEXT FRIDAY IS MY BIRTHDAY

YOUR BIRTH - DAY MM SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO PUT TWO AND TWO TO- GETHER AND

MAKE MORE

THAN FOUR

OUT OF A MY DEAR

THOUGHT SURELY HE'D ASK ME FOR A DATE THAT DAY! AND HE

HASN'T BEEN

NEAR

FROM THE SHAPE OF HIS JAW AND THE SIZE OF HIS TECTA I DEDUCE. THAT HE IS A LARGE MAN WITH A RED BEARD AND A WOODEN LEGA,

Finders Keepers

LOOKST TH BIG PIECE OF GUM. 1. FOUND

ON OUR SIDEWALK

". WELL, We- OUGHT TO

BE ABLE TO CAPTURE.

HIM

GOODNESS: DONT CHEW

THAT DIRTY SUM = GIVE

IT TO ME !!

By Taylor

IT'S NOT A CASE OF HOW ONE MAY - IT'S WHERE ONE MAY: NOW GIT THE EVENIN' PAPER AN' GIT BUSY ON THAT "HELP WANTED" COLUMN AN' L'LL EXPECT YOU. T'GITTA JOB TOMORROW I

By Martin

AND JIMMY, NO DOUBT, CHOSE A MEAL TICKET IN PREFERENCE TO, A BIRTHDAY PRESENT AND STARVATION HELL PROBABLY BE AROUND TO FINISH UP THE CAKE ABOUT, SUNDAY, BETTER TO GET NO PRESENT BUT LOTS OF DATES THAN NEITHER THAT'S MERELY ONE OF THE REASONS WHIT

A WOMAN KEEPS HER BIRTH- DAY 4 SECRET

TRUST

ME.MR.

JONES

I GUESS Ndr!

I SAW IT

FIRST!

By Cap Higgins

YOU'RE CERTAINLY GETTING

RESULTS, MR.BOSCOW

OH ADAM, SOMEBODY HAS TAKEN MY NEW

·TEETH!

BY BLOSSER

INCTOGE

FUNNY STORIES.

The Wrong Word..

Mrs. Gramercy-"She must have been surprised when tho husband gave hor such an ex- ponsivo present."

Mrs. Park-"Not surprised, my doar; suspicious."

Ile Knew-Better.

Harold "I wish I'd novor spoken to your father, Daisy.. You let me down shamefully.

Daisy: "Oh, Harold. How can you say that?"

Harold: "You did-you told me he wore carpet slippers."

Nasty.

Algy: "Gwaco has a hahwid father. When I awsked him for her hand I said: 'Love for your daughter has dwivon me. hawf owazo."

Cholly: "And then, doah boy?"

Algy: "Then the old bwute Well, what said: 'has, oh? completed the job?''

Either Way.

He: "Only ond, just a little

one."

Sba: "Oh, no, I have no wish · to be added to the list of girls you have kissed;"

He: "I assure you, I have nover kissed a girl in my life."

She: "Ob, then I'm not going to let you serve your apprentice- ship on me.

Up His Sleeve.

Teacher:

"Who laughing ?"

was

that

A Voice: "Please, sir, it was mo, but I did not mean it."

Teachór (angrily): "Did not moan it 2"

The Voice: "No, sir, I laughed up my sloove, but did not know there was a hole in my elbow

The Truth..

During, a geography lesson the master remarked, "In front of you is the North, directly behind you the South, on your tight händ the East, and on you left hand the Wost."

Boeing a lack of attention on the part of one boy, he asked: "What is on your left hand, Bobby ?"

[If you please, sir," he replied, "It's somo tar and it won'

como off."

.

GUA-

For Your Baby.