HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, MAY 10, 1924. (FEATURE SECTION).
A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
SALESMAN ŞAM
FRANCE AT LAST SAM FINDS
PARIS AT LASTI-
HEY CAB!
لانا .
SAID-DRIVE. ME. TO THE BEST HOTEL
IN TOWN, SAVVY?
Clear as Mup
WELL, I'LL BE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR ENGLISH LINGO, "THIS 15 THE ONLY WAY
1 CAN EXPLAIN TO YOU WHAT
I WANT
HIMSELF
IN THAT
WHIRLING
ללחות
"GAY
KNOWN BY Aza
PARCE
LITTLE
DOES HE
REALIZE
THAT HE
WONT GET VERY FAR
HERE WITHOUT
BEING ABLE
TO TALK
FRENCH
A HOTEL- I'M SLEEPY'
HEY!!
MEANING
PONT KNOW WHAT
HILL YOU'RE TAKING PIDOUT
HERE VA BLOOMIN' IDIOT!! - READ
THAT!!
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MOM'N POP
I'M DONE! - LAIN'T GOIN'T FOOT' гH' BILLS AN' HAVE THAT YOUNG SCALLY WAG CAVORTIN AROUND LIKE A DURN KỊCH APOO IN HUNG
YOU'RE RIGHT POP-HES THņu SCHOOL NOW AN
НЕ ОТТА ВЕ MAKIN HIS OWN,
MONEY.
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
WHY. BOOTS-YOU ARE CRYING! YOU KNOW THAT IS VERY BAD FOR HEAD- ACHES, COMPLEXION AND NICE NEW DRESSES SO I WOULDN'T, DEAR. IF I WERE YOU
ADAM AND EVA
BOSCOW
THE HUMAN BLOODHOUND IS HOT ON THE TRAIL
OF THE
THIEF
WHO STOLE ADAM'S
GREAT. INVENTION
THE
SOLID
BUBBLE!
HUSH, I'M BOSCOW, THE DETECTIVE, IN, DISGUISE I'VE FOUND A CLEW
IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE A SET OF FALSE TEETH
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
SAY YOUNG FELLER OU YOU SPOSE I SENT YOU THROUGH SCHOOL YPUFF CIGARETS AN'
READ PIRATE
NOVELS?
THERE NOW! TELL ME ALL ABOUT
The Verdict
THIS AIN'T NO NOVEL-POPE
DON'T SASS ME YOUNG MAN - I'VE CARRIED YOU ALONG, SINCET LAST JUNE NOW IT'S UP T’YOU, T'DO SOMETHINK
Cora Gives Some Advice
IT'S J-JIMMY! I LIKE- HIM HEAPS AND WE WERE HAVING SUCH GOOD TIMES TOGETHER! AND HERE LATELY HE'S ACTING SO QUEER HE
DOESN'T MEET ME AFTER-
CLASS ANY MORE
A False Clew
THEY ARE' FALSE TEETH! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT A SCIENTIST CAN RECONSTRUCT AN ENTIRE SKELETON] FROM A SINGLE BONE? I CAN DISCRIBE THIS ROBBER BY
·I-HS TEETH!~
YESS'R IT'S CHEWIN'. GUM!
WONDERFUL
THAT'S WHAT I'M READIN' THIS BOOK, FER IT TELLS HOW ONE MAY
OBTAIN Aus POSITION IN LIFE!
NEXT FRIDAY IS MY BIRTHDAY
YOUR BIRTH - DAY MM SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO PUT TWO AND TWO TO- GETHER AND
MAKE MORE
THAN FOUR
OUT OF A MY DEAR
THOUGHT SURELY HE'D ASK ME FOR A DATE THAT DAY! AND HE
HASN'T BEEN
NEAR
FROM THE SHAPE OF HIS JAW AND THE SIZE OF HIS TECTA I DEDUCE. THAT HE IS A LARGE MAN WITH A RED BEARD AND A WOODEN LEGA,
Finders Keepers
LOOKST TH BIG PIECE OF GUM. 1. FOUND
ON OUR SIDEWALK
". WELL, We- OUGHT TO
BE ABLE TO CAPTURE.
HIM
GOODNESS: DONT CHEW
THAT DIRTY SUM = GIVE
IT TO ME !!
By Taylor
IT'S NOT A CASE OF HOW ONE MAY - IT'S WHERE ONE MAY: NOW GIT THE EVENIN' PAPER AN' GIT BUSY ON THAT "HELP WANTED" COLUMN AN' L'LL EXPECT YOU. T'GITTA JOB TOMORROW I
By Martin
AND JIMMY, NO DOUBT, CHOSE A MEAL TICKET IN PREFERENCE TO, A BIRTHDAY PRESENT AND STARVATION HELL PROBABLY BE AROUND TO FINISH UP THE CAKE ABOUT, SUNDAY, BETTER TO GET NO PRESENT BUT LOTS OF DATES THAN NEITHER THAT'S MERELY ONE OF THE REASONS WHIT
A WOMAN KEEPS HER BIRTH- DAY 4 SECRET
TRUST
ME.MR.
JONES
I GUESS Ndr!
I SAW IT
FIRST!
By Cap Higgins
YOU'RE CERTAINLY GETTING
RESULTS, MR.BOSCOW
OH ADAM, SOMEBODY HAS TAKEN MY NEW
·TEETH!
BY BLOSSER
INCTOGE
FUNNY STORIES.
The Wrong Word..
Mrs. Gramercy-"She must have been surprised when tho husband gave hor such an ex- ponsivo present."
Mrs. Park-"Not surprised, my doar; suspicious."
Ile Knew-Better.
Harold "I wish I'd novor spoken to your father, Daisy.. You let me down shamefully.
Daisy: "Oh, Harold. How can you say that?"
Harold: "You did-you told me he wore carpet slippers."
Nasty.
Algy: "Gwaco has a hahwid father. When I awsked him for her hand I said: 'Love for your daughter has dwivon me. hawf owazo."
Cholly: "And then, doah boy?"
Algy: "Then the old bwute Well, what said: 'has, oh? completed the job?''
Either Way.
He: "Only ond, just a little
one."
Sba: "Oh, no, I have no wish · to be added to the list of girls you have kissed;"
He: "I assure you, I have nover kissed a girl in my life."
She: "Ob, then I'm not going to let you serve your apprentice- ship on me.
Up His Sleeve.
Teacher:
"Who laughing ?"
was
that
A Voice: "Please, sir, it was mo, but I did not mean it."
Teachór (angrily): "Did not moan it 2"
The Voice: "No, sir, I laughed up my sloove, but did not know there was a hole in my elbow
The Truth..
During, a geography lesson the master remarked, "In front of you is the North, directly behind you the South, on your tight händ the East, and on you left hand the Wost."
Boeing a lack of attention on the part of one boy, he asked: "What is on your left hand, Bobby ?"
[If you please, sir," he replied, "It's somo tar and it won'
como off."
.
GUA-
For Your Baby.