1924-03-29 — Page 12

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH SATURDAY, MARCH 29, 1924.

(FEATURE BECTI

SALESMAN SAM

A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.

FORSTERN: ONION T. GUZZLEM

SAM

MAIN ST. MISSED BOAT WHAT'LL I DO?

Following Instructions

WHAT CAN HE

DO BUT WAI

FOR TH NEXT BOAT, TH' BLOOMIN' IDIOT-ILL KID HIM ABODI AT

*

ONION

SAM HOWDY HOTEL FHULOUSE

SWIM AFTER IT

J. GUZZLEM

BY SWAN

ORDERS 12

UNDERWOOD" TYPEWRITERS PRICE - H. L. STIL.50 =KETA

ORDERS

Teight

$ 3/4 Lbs.

Service.

HEY!

PORTABLE MODEL

Sole Agents

DODWELL & CO., LTD.

Queen's Ridgs. Phonis 1030.~

MOM'N POP

"MOM'N POP

HAVE ARRIVED!!

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

Our New Family Strip!

THIS IS MOM ==

AND HERE 15

“CHICK

ANC

DOT

AMY

POP' -

- HAVE HET MOMEN

NOW THAT YOU!

POP AND THE KIDS-EST BETYEK ACQUAINTED WITH THEM BY FOLLOWING THIS STRIP

IN THIS PAPER!!

By Taylor

PAROR

Introducing Our New (Girl Comic

LINOIS

By Martin

BOOTS

THAT'S ME!

İVE GOT A PEACH OF A BROTHER WHO COMES AS NEAR AS POSSIBLE TO TAKING "THE PLACE OF A MOTHER, AND DAD I USED TO HAVE! HE PUT ME IN COLLEGE, AND SAY I'M HAVING THE BEST OLD TIME!!

AND

I AM ANN MAYBE. IT WAS NATURAL BUSINESS COMMON SENSE THAT STARTED ME OUT AS A STENO ANYWAY, NOW I'M A FULL FLEDGED PRIVATE SECRETARY! 235 A WEEK! NOT SO BAD WHAT?

NOW PLACE THE BOX

IN OVER THE BUBBLE THIS MANNER AND BLOW SOME MORE AIR INTO

1

ADAM AND EVA

**YOU KNOW

WHAT A SWISS [CHEESE LOOKS

LIKE SAYS ADAM, "ALL FULL OF HOLES. WELL, JUST IMAGINE A SWISS CHEESE, THE SIZE OF A

HOUSE WITH THE HOLES AS LARGE! AS ROOMS T WOULD BE A REGULAR

HOTEL, WOULDN'T IT? WELL

THAT SHOWS

WHAT SCIENCE

COULD DO

WITH TUTELES."

WELL ADAM

|KINVENT A BUBBLE

HOUSE?

WAIT AND E

NOW EVAPLL SHOW YOU AN EXPERIMENT! I'VE ESPREAD BUTTER ALL (OVER, THE INSIDE OF D {THIS BOY.(

SO THAT'S WHERE MY BUT TER

WENT TO!

'NOW

I STARTTMTM PUMPING A LITTLE)

BUBBLE, SLOW

BUT SURE!

A Square Bubble

BUT, ADAM, THAT WAS NO

WAY TO BE USING GOOD CREAMERY

BUTTER!.

HER

BUDDIES

THEY CALL ME MARG! SPORTS ARE MY HOBBY/ANY TIME I'M NOT AT CLASS OR AT HOME YOU'LL FIND ME ON THE TENNIS COURT IN THE TANK OR ON THE GYM FLOOR! WHO CAN TELL?

I'M SURE THAT BUTTER

IS JUST RUINED

ADAM!

MY NAME IS CORA! AFTER I GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE THERE WAS ONE OF TWO THINGS FOR ME TO DO: GO BACK HOME, ON THE FARM OR GET MARRIED- SO I TOOK UP TEACHING!.

By Cap Higgins

REMOVE THE BOX"

[ YOU ARE NOW LOOKING

AT A SQUARE BŰBBLE THE FIRST OF ITE KIND IN THE WORLD' EVA, THERE'S MILLJÓNS IN IT

WELC ADAM. YOU'LL HAVE TO GET MA ANOTHER.. POUND OF BUTTER!

FUNNY STORIES.

Don't Tell Your Wives.

"Well, Art, I can tell you're a married man all right. No holes in your söcks any more.”

"No. One of the first things my wife taught me was how to darn *em ”—American Legion Weekly.

'And He Wasn't Spooña”! "The boss offered me an interest in the firm today."

*He did !"

Yes, he said that if I didn't take an interest in it pretty soon he'd fire ma"Judge.

Love And Latitude.

Waggs: "My wife's gone for a trip to the West Indies, of alt placas !"...

Taggs: "Jamaica ?** Waggs: "No quite of her own accord."-Sydary Bulletin.

A Dieult Task.

A doctor was trying to explain- to a patient that all his imaginary illness came from brooding.

"Be cheerful," said the doctor. "Sing at your work.'

The man bung bis head.

"I can't," be answered. "I'm

a glass blower.”—Exchange.

Another Great Mystery. The Kid: "What are tora, dad?"

ance.

Dad: ""I am one of youra, my boy, and grandfather is another.” The Kid (staring hard at father): "But I say, dad, why do people boast about taëm?". Sydney Bulletin.

¡Not Father's 'Pel. "Your son must be the idol of his family."

"Yes, he has been idle for 21: years."-Penn State Froth

For Fashion's Sake.

*I didn't know you were a huntress, Marjorie!"

"I'm not. Good gracious! I wouldn't kill anything for the world. This beastly gun goes with the costume.TM-Life.

His Undying Love. Ea-My darling, you simply must marry ma

She-But have you seen father?

· Ha-Oh, yes, often. But I love

( you just the same.

A Quiet Departure?

"I hope you had no engry words with your last mistress before leaving...-

"Oh dear, no; none whatever. I just locked the door while she was having her bath, got my things together, and came away.”

Sydney: Bulletin

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

·COME DOWN KERE

AN' LOOKIT JAY-

HES MAKIN PACES

LIKE HE TOOK SOME MEDICINS

A Hard Time Getting Even

HEY! WHATSA MATTER WITH YA, JAY? WHAT ARE YA MAKIN'

FACES LIKE THAT FOR?

B'CAUSE THIS DOG KEEPS MAZIN "EM AT ME!!

BY BLOSSER

ACTOGEN

For

Your

Baby