BARCLAY,
WOMEN'S SENSE OF HUMOUR.
THE HONGKONG DAILY PRESS, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 9ra, 1910.
AN INTERVIEW WITH MADAME TVETIE QUILUEET.
PERKINS thing else that kills Rense of humour in
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It is, I believe, convention more than any- weisen," said Madame Guilbert.."Women are infinitely abra conventional than men, and their sons of humour for that reason is intuitely
les Inta sporking Low of women of the middle LONDON STOUT. and, uprt class; of the middle oined more especially, whose rogard for convention domin ates all their thoughts and botions, except perhaps wheu thay are asleep.
girl who
is taught from her earliest years to do or say or not to do or say certain things in a certain way nud at portain times becomes as extremely artificial a being (though sho may be quite unconscious of the foot) that a Bongo Leading Brand of humane, roal-humour, could not live in her for an hour, and most of all perhaps does the restraint which co aveation places on the free interchange of thought between men and women Jeill
a woman's tense of humour. "With men it is wholly different. Men among themcives are not conventional; they talk about anything they pleass. Woron ENGLAND. | among themselves are often even moro stupidly Avantional than they are when with men.
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only find women with a real sense of humour among the poorer classes, among whom no conventions exist.
At any rate, such is certainly the case in France; and I dare gay it is much the same all over the world,
The wit of a working-class girl or woman may be, and usually ie, coarsely expressed, ber humour Lacking, no doubt, in rafinement; bat that does not alter the essential foot that sho possesses & sense of humear that is actire, healthy, and vivid, and it is this sense of humsar that makes their existence tolerable, just as a sense of humour in the midillo.class woman would most probably make her life entire ly anbearable. I can conçoire nothing more like- ly to bring nahappiness into the homes of well-to-do ou than that their wives. aliould bo
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engerder & revolt against so many things which, at the moment, it would be nuwise to revolt, To parceive the absordities of one's life, its incon graities, its ridiculous conventions, its foolish limitations; is not to
to make it better or brighter happer.
"On the whole, it is wisely ordainoi that, as things are, man should have a monopoly of i songe of humour, accotapanied as it sanally is with
in sense of the goneml-fitness of things, which prevents it working any harın; a man mey soe, and I dare sey often does see, how very absurd his whole life in, but the knowledes dose not affect him much; it does not make him un- happy or discontented, but it very often bas this effect in a somad.
"I know a woman onco whose sense of him. our had. as it sometimes docs, survived a most with the result that conventional ap-bringing. the conventions which she had been so carefully. taught to observe presented themselves to her, as she grew into, woumahood, not (as things sao. red, but rather as things which were excessively absurd. Blie married."
"I and not go into.details: one instanco will suffico to illustrate how fatal, to hor happi- nora was her souse of humor.
"Her husband was in the habit of kissing hor evorg evening on his return from business. There was nothing morons in this very natural act of affection, but he was a man of exceedingly ragelir habits-order und panotu-
thought of slity were words he probably
in cap- itals--and his kiss came always at the same mo mont and was given on the esme place, just between his wife's ares. He nerer dovisted a hair's breadth from the spot. One orening she tarued up lips 10 him, but he gontly inclined her her head with his hand and kissed her where he had kissed her regularly for nigh fivo y CUTE, and then who luaghed.
He could not understand why she laughed, not aron when she explained the reason; from that time on waril she gate her sense of humour play aud trouble followed; Imt, as I said, I
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position a sense of humour was certain to destroy her happiness.
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A woman with a scaso of humour is bennd
to be a revolutionary, for it makes her incapablo of accepting things as they are and renders her daily at war witli convention. When women Bro fres they may allow their sense of humour to grow and thrive, but until then it is better to kit, as it is killed in most women in their ear- ly youth."— Westminister Gazette.
THE PANAMA CANAL.
PROGRESS OF THE WORK.
Times A special correspondent of the telegraphing from Pains on the 7th ult. sail:-
By the courtesy of Colonel Goothals, I have inspected the Panama Canal from the Atlantic to the Pacific. Two-thirds of the excavation work, half the Gatun dam, 40 per cent, of the Atlantic, and 20 per cent. of the Pacific locka have boor completed. Colons! Geothals anys
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prastically finished early that the work will in 1914, but he expects that the looks and machinery will be tested, and will be in opera tion, and that the Canal will be officially opened by January 1, 1915 Everything is moving at the Ithans with precision, method, and
The Danish sir. Stam left Sabang on the latofisionoy Officials and workmen alike are inst, and may be expected here on or about 13th imbued with a single idea that of staring at 19 Panama until the work is finished. This
instant.
The American-Asiatic S.S. Co.'s str. Indra-largely due to the fact that every and feels that deo laft Singapore on the 7th inst, and is dus health and sanitary ennditicus are being care hore on or about the 13th instant, p.m.
The O.S.K. str. Beattle Mara from Tacoma, fully guarded by the Government.
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I had a conversation with President "Arose. mona to-day. He antborized me to convey to The Times his gratification that Mr. Tait had offoially and emphatically denied the story that. the United States had enterta and the idea of annexing the Republic of Pazotus sa à ciens mondanity of the Yellow Press," Prosi dant Arosemena fully concurs in this opinion, He added:
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