THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, JUNE 11, 1960.
JACKY'S DIARY
LAST Week i Could'nt hardly Talk To Daddy on a count of He was counting
UP his INCOME TACKS,
SHh
(GRRO
BY
JACKY Mendelsohn
Age 321⁄2
Figgering Up Your income TACKS is Like Arithmetick Home-Work for GROan-UPS, WHICH The GoverMint makes you do.
THen After Your all finished. THen After Your all finishED, You gotta Send them some Tacks Money in with it, other- Wize they flunk You
So that's why every Year
Daddy got To Send in His Money to Washington, who uses it to buy TACKS With
to the Us. Gover
mint
There's a PART of The Govermint which is Called THE BUREO of infernal Revinue, Their job is to Put TackSON Everything Which is why it HURTS SO much.
The Reason He needs all the Tacks
Is So People Can Build Roads &
gonna praktice Writing
I'mY NAME, So when i'm Groan
Schools & other Public incon-can Borrow Money on MY
Hidden Tacks
What WAS
i don't know but
HeRe TOO.
VENiences,
This is from
(Tell him
Jacky's
THANKS
Daddy
Bang
Signiture Like Daddy's
gonNA do
Sinserely
BULMER'S WOODPECKER CIDER
94: LOTTIED 17 THE MAKERS
MBINER: Co tro HARETOAD ENGIN
Think of refreshment-. think of Bulmer's Woodpecker Cider-pure bubbling delight -exactly right for long summer drinks.
BULMER'S
also there's A Kind What's called Hidden Tacks, WhiCH MEANS You can't see Them, but THEY HURT just as much,
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Your Friend & MINE
JACKY
Rich man for Ike's job? THIS BUNKUM
So
Washington.
10. Nelson Rockefeller, Governor of New York, has changed his mind. He is once again prepared to run for President. And he has injected some life into the choice
of a Republican candidate which until now has seemed to be a one-horse race with Dicky Nixon contering home a winner all the way,
But here's the rub: Rocky still unlamentod will not make up his mind to about him. run until he is sure Nixon has been nobbled.
But if the Republican Party wants him they have only to whistle and he will come run- ning.
Joc McCarthy
And Rocky? As pure as the driven snow, not a breath of scandal, and not a hint of shady political entanglements.
His score
It was he who persutded his father to buy and give the United Nations the land for its building in New York. :
WITEN HE WAS NINE - he made pocket money by selling mice caught in home....
ABOUT BOSSES
WORK CERTAINLY ISN'T THEIR PROBLEM!
THE picture of a typi
cal British business
By CHAPMAN PINCHER
the family boss as an over-weight, take life in their stride and have greater anxiety
HE WAS ONCE almost -They will whistle for only one
Running through his record tripped to signing a blank reason they think he has a better chance to win than Nixon, brings him an admirable score cheque by a man in a crowd of That is exactly the reason why of points in the presidential autoph hunters.... the professionals deserted the game, Late Senator Taft in 1952 and nominated General Eisenhower
38 their candidate insteed.
is an undercurrent of feeling charm and liberal ideas. Has five that some
of the dirt of the children and, at the last count, U-2 incident may hurt Nixon, four grandchildren.
middle-aged man .
It is doubtful whether execu• -. tives eat more fat than the people they, employ, The men
than the spur who can afford steaks la besa
got where they are because they of succes among bosses.
work to others.
ilkely to become over-weight than the employee who fills up
think clearly and can delegate What about responsibility? with guet pudding and potatoes,
STRESSED to near-breaking
cause extra As for drinking I grant De this point, but so far ponsibility.
lunch, are often driven to and worry? There is no worthwhile Wright point by excessive work and res- They take two hours for Surely this can
HAG-RIDDEN by consuming from work by office paid evidence that the burden of there is no evidence to con
Chauffeurs, have flats in town, responsibility damages the heart. nect drinking with cononery
If it di every Prime Minister thrombosis. embition....
"AND" with ́ ́no táme or In- and country retreats for
and head of a great Government weekend, clination for relaxation..
department would drop dead in
....is projected once again
HE IS NOT overfond of golf. He is extremely rich-and
He has all this, a tremendous just as generous. He is the right age, 51, is happily married to an battery of political guns, but he
great lacks the all-important support in a medical journal this month. Of woman And yet....and yet....there Intelligent
The projectionst is Dr Beric of the Republican Perly. In fact, his fate depends on Nixon's; Wright, chief of the Institute of medical private If Nixon goes down Rocky gves Directors'
research unit.
Writing in The Practitioner his purpose is to explain how
factors make business executives specially prone to coronary thrombosis.
There really is nothing that He has shown by his campaign
up.
Luxury...
the
office. They rarely do.
Dr Wright is certainly cor-
rect when he points out that business bosses are
too The candidate for a coronary "sedentary," sitting 100 Top cannot be predicted on the basis and taking too little exercise. Far from being desk-tied many of job or external features. The But be is little more sedentary of them travel extensively apple-checked farmer aften than the average clerk. abroad, always under conditions drops
one can quite pinpoint, but just to win the New York State elec- while maintaining a frm afil suress, work, tension, and other of luxury for. prestige purposes. tycoon
a
that tion for Governor and his run miasma of iceling possibly Nixon is not as politie- ning of the State afterwards that ally clean as he might be, that he is a good politician with there is just a touch of the late, charm and a vole-catching grin.
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All along Rockefeller,
tude towards Khrushchev. as also pressed for continuing talkos with the Russians and has suggested that in fact some of the blame for the wrecking of the Summit could be laid on America's doorstep.
candidate?
I meet many
accord with the facts.
dead. The self-made
is just as often
I can find little evidence for
We hear much talk of the rush, turmoil, and tension of se, but in fact more people
A slogan
It is the clerks and other astonishingly durable, office workers who are tied to the desks, and there is evidence Dr Beric Wright claims that have more leisure than at any that they get as many coronaries the executive is also penailsed time in history. I suspect that as the bosses and perhaps more. because he is specially vulner it is in this increased leisure Thus in New York, the cradle able to the dangers of heavy that the cause of the increased of the commerical coronary, smoking, eating, and driniting, incidence of coronary throm inquiries showed that middle- Agak. I disagee. Most execu- borts may be found...
executives - directors, ties learn to smoke heavily And so with this background While bowing to Dr Wrights ged the professionals must make up medical knowledge. I submit that managers, and division chief long before they reach executive their minds which one Nixon this mythiest concept of the have no more coronaries than statum.
workers in the or Rockefeller, would get the business boss should be white-collar inost votes as a presidential exploded. It simply does not same offices.
British investigations show the claim that cigarette smok- I have kept in close touch Investigations concert- I meet many of Britain's that even the widely accepted ing has any connection
with with leading industrialists, City men, link between business stress and "nerves" Private soldiers, tan ing the extension of human activity. Apart ulcera." is fretory chiefs, and directors of stomach
largely labourers and persons are often lifespan and
from the unquestioned" danger huge laboratories, With few legendary.
of excess weight, only Mental stress was sirely at a exceptions they do not support the image of a man beset with beak throughout the wartime" As regards over-eating, for certain finding has emergeda anxiety, hemmed in by tele bombing, of London, yet the eight years I have stressed the Anding which would make a phones at a desk from which he incidence of coronary thrombosis mounting evidence of the danger better sorten for the Institute rarely escapes until long after went down.
to the heart arteries of too much of Directors than "Beware
strces" the rest of the workers have If there is any foundation for fat in the diet. But with the left.
the theory that worry comes rising standant of living, this is "The most effective mental The image I get of business coronary thrombosis then surely as much a hazard for the clerk and physical stimulant is mental executives is essentially at well- the frustration of failure among as for the bons, You do not and physical work,**
use have to be rich to grow fat,
London Express Service), adjusted, amiable people who underlings is likely to
At the moment they believe It would be Nixon.
Rockefeller badd: These are very fast-changing times."
But
--Christopher
Dobson
London Express Service).
TAE
WEEKEND
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