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"WHO

would think,” Strablamus, **that

suld

ཉ་

were actually the first huma beings to pee the Interior of the moon? Why, it's more like the Interior of an apple dum- pling?"

At these words the jad Richard flushab--ne doubt with excitement. "Oh, sir," he cried, "it is indeed an apple dum- pling"" "What on carin can you moan, boy?" asked the sage. "Sur," replied the boy, "when I *Kunted the ladder, I had En apple dumpling i ny hand, intending to cut it co route. At the moment when you pressed button B I had the re maine of the dumpling in my right hand, which I was holding in front of the main-teng may- nifer, to fbx a awattle-pin" Only those selentina who have seen victory in their grasp, only to have the cup cluster from their lips will appreciate the chagrin and mortification of the learned Strabismus.

Exercise without tears

physical strain cf ΤΗΣ

ambling round

guli course was bound to tell, Even the mechanical raddle on wheels docs not lighten the labour enough. In America, helicopters

ta Ara to be uxxi convey the players from one stroke to another. 1 MUDROSA small runabout cars for cricket, 10 bring batsmen from pavilion to the pitch, und convey fielders to their destina- tion at the end of an over. An for the constant moving, why not put both teams un roller- skates, or give them scoolers?

His pretty maid

the

ta

A dairymald today is not the romantic creature she hard to be.

(A farmer)

"Where are you going to, น

pretty maid?"

"I'm going a-milking, sir," she

sald

Whereat she donned her milk-

ing hat.

Of porous zine, and after that. Her

gloves In

zorb-lined triplicate,

Her boots of bdellium acetate. She then plugged in the plar-

He botul.

And milked

control.

by

pre-remote

Death of a Swedish Ay

GAVE 20

XMAS

THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5, 1959.

NO

STAFF MANAGER

"If he doesn't pay me the extra 10- I'm allowed to earn ho's going to have a wildcat Father Christmas strike on his hands."

The Queen's doctor

talks to Anne

NE day late in January--if the chief

ONE

guest is on time-Mr John Peel, F.R.C.S., will deliver the Queen's third baby.

Mr Peel is a quiet, hard-working obstetri.

Scott-James

in "Of

I belleve course natural childbirth," he sud, "Over 90 per cent of the babies

VGUSTSC, First, of

I askexi "What Anaesthetics fre you cian without a trace of using? And what do you think society bedside manner. of natural childbirth?" When a baby is born, he with complete is reported in my paper works that a Chinese diplomat in concentration and won Stockholm, while in CONVETS- tion, killed a fly and wefully derful skill. (He deliver- placed it in a anall paper baged my own two children,

Fly-80 I know.)

In

the

of

As everyone

China is of- dered by

State Catching Controllers to kill filles, he may have been acting from force of habit, Perhaps he intended to send the little bag, registered, to the Ministry Fly-Catching (Department Statistics) in Peking, forgetting that he was in Sweden, Or was be showing off, or trying to Whood humiliate the Swedes,

les treatment of dead illes is advanced?

-(London Express Servicz).

Before

and after the birth, his methods can be Gummed up in two curt monosyllables. "Don't fuss."

Mr

born in thist country are born naturally, that is to say, not by though ially with some sort

cæsarean or with

of analgesia.

instruments,

"Wonderful'

*Bui

if you are talking have been falling to

Uw most modern about the cult of Natural Peel about

of childbirth, and methods

klug his opinion on all the Childbirth with a questions which rouse violent controversy among doctors and N, then I think a great deal mothers in palaces, fats, cottages all over the world.

A British Crossword Puzzle

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31.

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and

capital

of it is nonsense, and some of it is cruel.

TO suggest that a weMON who has baby with the help of an anesthetic will not keep her full maternal instincts simply not true.

And I think

QUOTE

1y

THE

THIRD BABY

it is quite wrong to make mother foel a moral obligation to refuse any help.

by the way, is NOT a psycholo- sometimes gical illness, as is

suggested,

though we

know its exact cause.

Lundon Express Bervice.

JOHN PEEL

"I don't think that a

don't mother should have many But we

have new drugs in the anti- visitors to start with, and histamine group which help it enormously.

Exercises

"I also pay more attention to weight gain than I used to do. If a patient puts on too much

which may n weight,

ance, toxaemia, I det her at particularly cutting. down the sall

спие

use X-rays, the Inst

and two

"The anaesthetics I use de-

course, on the case, "I rarely pend, et

until wonderful never But peridine is a drug. We usually use pethidine months" plus gas and air or Trilene, us needed.

"If a woman does not want

an anaesthetic, naturally we do not press it on her.

In Favour

-

"Do you recommend VTT- natal exercises?" I asked.

"I used to think they were

in hospital we can't allow

the many people to see babies, because of the risk of infection.

"But at home, the older children will of course want to 9:00 the new baby straight away."

Superb

These are the methods and beliefs of the Queen's doctor.

He yarks with the maximum

sense and of common

with absolutely no hooey.

He treats ilustrious and An utter waste of time. Now I think they are a 90 per cent humble patients with equal in- If they are a terest, and is famous for turn- waste of tire.

help psychological

to the ing up just when he is needed. patient, they do no harm. Or usually in the small hours of suggested by If there is backache, or stiff the morning. "It has been

Childbirth enthusiasts ness, or any special aches and-

And as a technician he in-no- Natural

knowledged to be superb. The that hospitals force anaesthetics pains, I might advise them."

Queen could not be in better on to women who do not want them.

hands.

1 asked about after-care.

"I do not believe this happens How soon should the patient anywhere in Britain, though it get up?

"Most of my patients get up muy happen in America, where there are no midwives as we within 48 hours,

and I ke

know them.

them to stay in hospital, if pos- "The one thing in favour sible, for 10 days, especially if (again they are women with no help at by Dr P. F. R. Venables, of Natural Childbirth Principal of Birmingham with a capital Ny is that with liome. College of Advanced Techno- nervous women it may remova

apprehension. logy, speaking in London:-

when expensive healthy and useful.”

time

A advertisements in the news-

the

people and when official reports than the first two?"

haye drawn urgent

of

asked.

This £

18

AT 2

KK 12502-60

124

25

28

papero and technical Journals

"Is a third baby

easier

aimest cry aloud for qualified

I

27

in plenty

129

30

32

ACROSS

1 Worry at work? (4).

4 There's a shade of difference

between this and the White House! (7).

a River of Öran (4).

Nips back for an outing (4).

10 So I have one over the eight:

how very foolish! (7)

1 Primadona (4).

12 River with a dalo (4),

14 It can be effected by using

India-rubber (7).

17 To change is dirty

behend it (5).

colour

DOWN

2 Mend about a couple (6). 3 In this port of race the second rider's close behind the first (1).

4 Dishonest chap next to the

queen (5).

5 Consisting of string beans?

No; beads (0)

attention 10 the scarcity trained ability, it is disturbing

Next

Week

How the

other children

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to find how much of the ability "Yes, nearly always, of young people who start on should be easter every timo courses is wasted.

when up to the fifth child,

Decur. complications may think a sixth child should al- ways be born in hospital, not at home."

*

by Lord Hinchingbrooke, Tory M.P. fur Dorset South, at a huncheon meeting of the Society |for Individual Freedom at the

House of Commons

TT does not seem to me

that

the difference between Con- servatism and Socialism should turn on the aloetles of financial

State

association between, the and private enterprise. It should turn on rougher and cruder

C Is Just a dash of deduc- considerations as to whether the

Hon (5).

State should ro right into

7 At the end of dinner you'll | industry or keep right out.

find it in the target (5),

12 Past one's prime (4).

13 Clique without end (4),

19 It's seldom ground these 10 Press in a surgery (4).

days (5).

22. Fido got up as a flower (7). 26 They easily get out of hand

. (4).

27 Finds employment for (4),

21 Finders? (7)

29 Military individunt? (4)..

30 Real lord (4).

da Ye goda! (7),

16 Broken nose: takes ages to

put right! (4).

18 Shylock, for example (8). 20 What happened at the end

In Ulster (6).

21 This plant is not really a

climber (8).

23 Grand work, perhaps (5): 24 Drive back (6).

32 Return it, hesitate, then have 26 Have a gol (5);

a row (4).

YESTERDAY'S CROSSWORD.-Across: 1 Facade. 8 Sitta. 8 Onset, Hounds. 10 V-aunt, 11 Ouse- 12 Hato. 18 Riser 16 Defect, 18 Ruled. 20 Gust-o. 22 1-coma, ‘23 Order, 25 Dia-no

* * Probation -by

Officer Mixs Kathleen Lawrence, at Wimble- doa:-

POCK and roll pensions seem I to make teenage giria orazy not appear to be and they do responsible for their when leaving these dancOS.

actions

-by Mr Justice Marshall, in the Divorce Court

NOTHING has impressed me more since I have been lo this division, than the way less] oruelty is now used in order la An4 some Justiflostion for. legat dissolution of marrings,

(rov). 20 Ravage. 27 Ember, 28 N.Y.-am. 20 Detect Down when all that has happened is. Far-thing. 2 Counters, 3 Dodo, 4 Enures. 6 Sovered italic,

7 Tense, 14 Stockade. 10 Re-invest. 16 Diorama. If Fevered, 10 Atones, 21 Unity, 24 H=RE,

that the parties don't get on together and neither has com

mitted a matrimonial: odťesson; '

"Is there anything new in pre-natal care?"

asked. "Have your methods changed in the last nine years?”

"Yes, we have learned more

about morning sickness, which,

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