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"WHO
would think,” Strablamus, **that
suld
ཉ་
were actually the first huma beings to pee the Interior of the moon? Why, it's more like the Interior of an apple dum- pling?"
At these words the jad Richard flushab--ne doubt with excitement. "Oh, sir," he cried, "it is indeed an apple dum- pling"" "What on carin can you moan, boy?" asked the sage. "Sur," replied the boy, "when I *Kunted the ladder, I had En apple dumpling i ny hand, intending to cut it co route. At the moment when you pressed button B I had the re maine of the dumpling in my right hand, which I was holding in front of the main-teng may- nifer, to fbx a awattle-pin" Only those selentina who have seen victory in their grasp, only to have the cup cluster from their lips will appreciate the chagrin and mortification of the learned Strabismus.
Exercise without tears
physical strain cf ΤΗΣ
ambling round
guli course was bound to tell, Even the mechanical raddle on wheels docs not lighten the labour enough. In America, helicopters
ta Ara to be uxxi convey the players from one stroke to another. 1 MUDROSA small runabout cars for cricket, 10 bring batsmen from pavilion to the pitch, und convey fielders to their destina- tion at the end of an over. An for the constant moving, why not put both teams un roller- skates, or give them scoolers?
His pretty maid
the
ta
A dairymald today is not the romantic creature she hard to be.
(A farmer)
"Where are you going to, น
pretty maid?"
"I'm going a-milking, sir," she
sald
Whereat she donned her milk-
ing hat.
Of porous zine, and after that. Her
gloves In
zorb-lined triplicate,
Her boots of bdellium acetate. She then plugged in the plar-
He botul.
And milked
control.
by
pre-remote
Death of a Swedish Ay
GAVE 20
XMAS
THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5, 1959.
NO
STAFF MANAGER
"If he doesn't pay me the extra 10- I'm allowed to earn ho's going to have a wildcat Father Christmas strike on his hands."
The Queen's doctor
talks to Anne
NE day late in January--if the chief
ONE
guest is on time-Mr John Peel, F.R.C.S., will deliver the Queen's third baby.
Mr Peel is a quiet, hard-working obstetri.
Scott-James
in "Of
I belleve course natural childbirth," he sud, "Over 90 per cent of the babies
VGUSTSC, First, of
I askexi "What Anaesthetics fre you cian without a trace of using? And what do you think society bedside manner. of natural childbirth?" When a baby is born, he with complete is reported in my paper works that a Chinese diplomat in concentration and won Stockholm, while in CONVETS- tion, killed a fly and wefully derful skill. (He deliver- placed it in a anall paper baged my own two children,
Fly-80 I know.)
In
the
of
As everyone
China is of- dered by
State Catching Controllers to kill filles, he may have been acting from force of habit, Perhaps he intended to send the little bag, registered, to the Ministry Fly-Catching (Department Statistics) in Peking, forgetting that he was in Sweden, Or was be showing off, or trying to Whood humiliate the Swedes,
les treatment of dead illes is advanced?
-(London Express Servicz).
Before
and after the birth, his methods can be Gummed up in two curt monosyllables. "Don't fuss."
Mr
born in thist country are born naturally, that is to say, not by though ially with some sort
cæsarean or with
of analgesia.
instruments,
"Wonderful'
*Bui
if you are talking have been falling to
Uw most modern about the cult of Natural Peel about
of childbirth, and methods
klug his opinion on all the Childbirth with a questions which rouse violent controversy among doctors and N, then I think a great deal mothers in palaces, fats, cottages all over the world.
A British Crossword Puzzle
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and
capital
of it is nonsense, and some of it is cruel.
TO suggest that a weMON who has baby with the help of an anesthetic will not keep her full maternal instincts simply not true.
And I think
QUOTE
1y
THE
THIRD BABY
it is quite wrong to make mother foel a moral obligation to refuse any help.
by the way, is NOT a psycholo- sometimes gical illness, as is
suggested,
though we
know its exact cause.
Lundon Express Bervice.
JOHN PEEL
"I don't think that a
don't mother should have many But we
have new drugs in the anti- visitors to start with, and histamine group which help it enormously.
Exercises
"I also pay more attention to weight gain than I used to do. If a patient puts on too much
which may n weight,
ance, toxaemia, I det her at particularly cutting. down the sall
спие
use X-rays, the Inst
and two
"The anaesthetics I use de-
course, on the case, "I rarely pend, et
until wonderful never But peridine is a drug. We usually use pethidine months" plus gas and air or Trilene, us needed.
"If a woman does not want
an anaesthetic, naturally we do not press it on her.
In Favour
-
"Do you recommend VTT- natal exercises?" I asked.
"I used to think they were
in hospital we can't allow
the many people to see babies, because of the risk of infection.
"But at home, the older children will of course want to 9:00 the new baby straight away."
Superb
These are the methods and beliefs of the Queen's doctor.
He yarks with the maximum
sense and of common
with absolutely no hooey.
He treats ilustrious and An utter waste of time. Now I think they are a 90 per cent humble patients with equal in- If they are a terest, and is famous for turn- waste of tire.
help psychological
to the ing up just when he is needed. patient, they do no harm. Or usually in the small hours of suggested by If there is backache, or stiff the morning. "It has been
Childbirth enthusiasts ness, or any special aches and-
And as a technician he in-no- Natural
knowledged to be superb. The that hospitals force anaesthetics pains, I might advise them."
Queen could not be in better on to women who do not want them.
hands.
1 asked about after-care.
"I do not believe this happens How soon should the patient anywhere in Britain, though it get up?
"Most of my patients get up muy happen in America, where there are no midwives as we within 48 hours,
and I ke
know them.
them to stay in hospital, if pos- "The one thing in favour sible, for 10 days, especially if (again they are women with no help at by Dr P. F. R. Venables, of Natural Childbirth Principal of Birmingham with a capital Ny is that with liome. College of Advanced Techno- nervous women it may remova
apprehension. logy, speaking in London:-
when expensive healthy and useful.”
time
A advertisements in the news-
the
people and when official reports than the first two?"
haye drawn urgent
of
asked.
This £
18
AT 2
KK 12502-60
124
25
28
papero and technical Journals
"Is a third baby
easier
aimest cry aloud for qualified
I
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in plenty
129
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ACROSS
1 Worry at work? (4).
4 There's a shade of difference
between this and the White House! (7).
a River of Öran (4).
Nips back for an outing (4).
10 So I have one over the eight:
how very foolish! (7)
1 Primadona (4).
12 River with a dalo (4),
14 It can be effected by using
India-rubber (7).
17 To change is dirty
behend it (5).
colour
DOWN
2 Mend about a couple (6). 3 In this port of race the second rider's close behind the first (1).
4 Dishonest chap next to the
queen (5).
5 Consisting of string beans?
No; beads (0)
attention 10 the scarcity trained ability, it is disturbing
Next
Week
How the
other children
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to find how much of the ability "Yes, nearly always, of young people who start on should be easter every timo courses is wasted.
when up to the fifth child,
Decur. complications may think a sixth child should al- ways be born in hospital, not at home."
*
by Lord Hinchingbrooke, Tory M.P. fur Dorset South, at a huncheon meeting of the Society |for Individual Freedom at the
House of Commons
TT does not seem to me
that
the difference between Con- servatism and Socialism should turn on the aloetles of financial
State
association between, the and private enterprise. It should turn on rougher and cruder
C Is Just a dash of deduc- considerations as to whether the
Hon (5).
State should ro right into
7 At the end of dinner you'll | industry or keep right out.
find it in the target (5),
12 Past one's prime (4).
13 Clique without end (4),
19 It's seldom ground these 10 Press in a surgery (4).
days (5).
22. Fido got up as a flower (7). 26 They easily get out of hand
. (4).
27 Finds employment for (4),
21 Finders? (7)
29 Military individunt? (4)..
30 Real lord (4).
da Ye goda! (7),
16 Broken nose: takes ages to
put right! (4).
18 Shylock, for example (8). 20 What happened at the end
In Ulster (6).
21 This plant is not really a
climber (8).
23 Grand work, perhaps (5): 24 Drive back (6).
32 Return it, hesitate, then have 26 Have a gol (5);
a row (4).
YESTERDAY'S CROSSWORD.-Across: 1 Facade. 8 Sitta. 8 Onset, Hounds. 10 V-aunt, 11 Ouse- 12 Hato. 18 Riser 16 Defect, 18 Ruled. 20 Gust-o. 22 1-coma, ‘23 Order, 25 Dia-no
* * Probation -by
Officer Mixs Kathleen Lawrence, at Wimble- doa:-
POCK and roll pensions seem I to make teenage giria orazy not appear to be and they do responsible for their when leaving these dancOS.
actions
-by Mr Justice Marshall, in the Divorce Court
NOTHING has impressed me more since I have been lo this division, than the way less] oruelty is now used in order la An4 some Justiflostion for. legat dissolution of marrings,
(rov). 20 Ravage. 27 Ember, 28 N.Y.-am. 20 Detect Down when all that has happened is. Far-thing. 2 Counters, 3 Dodo, 4 Enures. 6 Sovered italic,
7 Tense, 14 Stockade. 10 Re-invest. 16 Diorama. If Fevered, 10 Atones, 21 Unity, 24 H=RE,
that the parties don't get on together and neither has com
mitted a matrimonial: odťesson; '
"Is there anything new in pre-natal care?"
asked. "Have your methods changed in the last nine years?”
"Yes, we have learned more
about morning sickness, which,
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