1959-08-22 — Page 8

Paga 8

JACOBY on BRIDGE

Defence Makes Tip-Top Score

ROBERT and Rose Olsen of

New Orleans won the open paire at the recent Spindleton tournament in Beaumont, In one of their winning hands they collaborated in both the bidding and play to get a really tip-top

acoro.

To start, Rowe pushed their op- ponents to five spades with a five diamond sacrifice bid.

Ilobert doubled and Rose started proceedings for the de- fence by under leading her ace Nobert went up of diamonds.

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You, South, hotch MARGS WHIZ 470 MA Q43

What do you do?

A there hearts only. Your partner might just have a bad two-aulted hand and there is no FERRON for you to hang him that to the cave. If he doesn' ever hold hnd hands you should Jump to four heart.

TODAY'S QUESTION You hold the mung band. This time your partner has jumpert to three beurts over your me sunde bl. What do you do now?

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Opening lead-♣ 3

with the king and led a club buck for Itose so ruff. It was obvious to him that she wasn't

untertrading that ace for sheer spart.

WON

Now Rose played the queen ot; hearts. South played low from duming but Robert

there with another winning play. He went right up with his ace and gave Rose another ruff.

This last ruft represented in- sult added to injury. When they set South one tries doubled they alrently had a top score.

Answer on Monday

THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, AUGUST 22, 1959.

gagmanommbankann THE QUIZ MANY HUSBANDS WON'T DARE LET THEIR WIVES SEE THEM DO DEMANDELARIA

Are you too good

for your

HAVE you ever played wishing game?

the

There are few people who haven't. In mere seconds your modest family saloon becomes a gleaming Bentley the in your home suburbs becomes a manor amid the rolling hills of the Cotswolds.

No longer are you a mere City gent on your way to another day of routine in the offer, you are latest go-ahead tycoon whow fake-over bid, involving millions, will make financial history.

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And your wlte? Have you, in your most day-dreaming moment, ever wished that you could change her too?

Concluding THE BIGGEST STORY IN BRITAIN

No wonder

those

so-cool Swedes

went wild!

THAT there is a human

T

need for monarchy there seems to be little doubt. Too many crowds have wept and gone wild when they have seen the Queen:

by ANNE SHARPLEY

Three incidents come to mind when I watch the Queen walk-

I remember the cool blond ing with that careful but so Swedes saying: really Republican

"Oh, but we're unfaltering step

through all

We shan't the pitfalls and fatigues of a

royal occasion. cheer when the Queen passes.

shall

and We

smile and rase our hats."

And yet when

wave

that small Agure in the while and pink cant

fro

the

The joke

a simple coat of gray silk stand- Protestants ing between them. do not genuflect.

Least of ali Protestant queens.) Suddenly, for the first time in my many days of following her,

the I saw

Quech taking marked Interest in arch Recture. She had been brought here to see the architecture and she was sticking to that.

All that latent knowledge which a long and exhaustive

stopped

First the Queen as a person, Swedish royal harge Vasporden When she met Prince Philip at on a bright day that had just Lisbon in February, 1957, after been rescued from fog and delay his four-month tour to Australia education has equipped her with by a Understorm--the Sweder, and the Antarctic regions. 50 cool, sa blond, went wild.

Perhaps it was the flags, the sunshine, the delay so dashingly retrieved by Britannia and her Escort tearing ♫t top speed through the archipelago,

Just pride?

Perhaps I was just pride and excitement in the beauty of Stockholm at that moment. All these things

Have you ever felt, however Some husbands love secretly, that it is only your

wife who is holding you back to have their wives from the seat in the Bentley look

and in the boardroom t007

Could it be, perhaps, ihat you feel your wife isn't really good enough ́sfor you?... That perhaps that tycoon's chair could be yours-il you had married someone else? Perhaps it is a thought you would never admit, even yourself.

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London Express Service. variety with animation with which it has cut off seldom been discussed.

Portuguese

You remember there had been particularly a lot of fun in the papers about the beard the Prince had grown but which had been before dying to Portugal to start a State visit.

ה

leaving them lo

their genuitexlons.

The memory

When the Trince And then, when Inevitably found herself confronting bounded up the aloles of the she pline in which the Queen had the High Alar and the two eanons began lo just arrived we all tried to glowing-robed picture what was going on Inside sink to their knees the Queen the plane as the Queen and fer quickly and neally stepped into husband met for the Ars! time the transept, for four months.

possibly None of us could contribute to the have

Imagined what really magic of royalty. But acbody happened. The Queer, as a who saw the Swedes that day joker was wearing a false beard. would think they were near So were the rest of her house

wonders né NOT FUNNY unless you are phrases like "enthusiastic prepared to drop that slightly crowds." Exaggeration? A mawkish analysis of their meet- pallte cover-up for on anti ing-after all, they had spoken climax? It is almost never to. on the telephone to each other discreetly, along a rond

Buddenly the most days of that four months. stopped. Passing on the other

republican.

One often

ani

Thirdly. the Queen LIS animal lover 11 was during The royal Visit to Stockholm. which was pari-State visit and the 1930 part-private visit to Equestrian Olympics. The royal cars were spending quickly and when

Queen's Car

Denmark is the only place I

NOT FUNNY unless you are side of the rond was a string of can remember where the recep- flon was calm (but smiling) and prepared to understand the horses.

of Buckingham

even thut quickly gathered cheerful often praelleal-Joking "She had seen a horse she tempo until the night of the gals atmosphere performance on May 22, 1957, Palace as it is during the present know," explained one of her when the crowds outside the relga, theatre kept up a tremendous uproar LITE11 the Queen ap- peared.

Take

NOT FUNNY-

suite afterwards. To the best of my knowledge she hadn't unicos you seen that horse for four years!" understand the light, quicle,

Another

the of

Queen's the Queen real personality of Portugal-where they when she is with her husband, advisers told me: "I thlut in we will see o 20 years' time

different Idea of BUT FUNNY, unexpected and completely since 1928 and no monarchy rather brave if you remember monarchy.

It, will be freer and It was in Portugal the foolish rumours that

moren question of the had much that the Queen was given, not been started at that time by an Individuality of the Sovereign.“ simply

the richest and most American newspaper about a ri Ever received (not excluding

lavo had a dictator, Salazar,

since 1910.

breath-taking reception she has between the Royal couple. And Developing in the Queen ho

Paris later. in the year) but full of the confidence of a

where some

hungry

those

crowds.

And

extraordinary marriage.

fervour appensed in

weeping,

struggling

The sidestep

real sees a Queen of even greater

ability than the Queen Mother. "She reply enres so much aboul being a good Queen," he said. "In a few years there will be some tremendous changes."

yet the Queen is ង Secondly the Queen as a Will we really see ihe Queen person, however muel we Queen. A monastery 'church in and her family cycling down the inny treat her like anden. Lisbon. It is architecturally Mall?. I don't think so. But we Rather shy. Good looking in interesting, but it is a Catholle will see more Billy Grahams, on unßamboyant way. Nice church and there at the end of going to ten in Buckingitam skin. Sweet, rather high voice, the Gothic zave, the Sanctuary Palace. More talent and less

light is flickering.

snobbery. More ideos Doesn't care much about

fewer curtales. clothes. Enjoys owning animals It meons that the Blessed and

taking

country walks, Sacrament, the bread and wine Doesn't make a great fuss of that Cathelles believe to be the her children but is clearly very Sacred Presence of God, is in In the long and subtle re- fond of them.

the Tabernacle on the altar.

and

But our views of monarchy will have' to grow up, too.. lationship of the British people and their monarch there Have

Never gives in if she is It le a difficult moment for been many changes. And in feeling slightly ill or tised. the Head of the Church of Queen Elizabeth II we have a Always has a little difficulty in England, which does not accept person of intelligence, kindness Anding on opening remork when the doctrine of the Divine and dedication. meeting, stranger.

Presence.

Bhe

Although the highbrows com- On each side of the Queen are. plain that aho, is not a patron canons in fuchsia robes, of the Ars wouldn't a Queen knows that as they approach' the who was an àvki operk-coor or High Altar they are going to collected "only abstract art be unaufect magnificently, leaving rwihwo out off from her peopist a small, soberly spright figure li

We should count our- selves lucky,

THE END

to up

thom

But if you want to find out what your feelings really are, then answer the following 20 questions truthfully. And

your score does mean that you ferd yourself a cut above your wife?

Then for goodness' sake don't tell her.

FOUR D. JONES

FOUR DJONES, THE M.1.6, MAN AND THEIR THREE PRISONERS MARON BACK ITI THE REST CAMP-SVHILE THE ARMY RETURNO TO ENGLAND

DARNED

LOMATAN

„QUITE DO

wife?

5 What kind of women da

you look at most In tho atreciat

(a) The young and attrae- tive.

11

(b) The fashionable and well-dressed.

(c) The came an you used 107

Which gift do you think your wife would prefer on her birthday?

(a) Roses.

(b). Chocolates

6. What would you say is 12 Wating & Leie a tele

best age for a man to Marry?

(a) Between 20 and 25. (b) Between 25 and 30, (c) Over 10.

How would you rate your

7

If your child was going to

1 wife's intelligence?

(D) Above average.

(b) Average.

(c) Below average.

2 If you had your wife's father and mother stayİPE with you, would you feel happy at the thought of bringing influential friends home to dinner?

(a) Yes. (b) No.

3 I

you secretly disap. chlidren's prove of your playing, with their cousins on your wife's side?

(a) Yes,

(b) No.

4

Do you

wake up facing

rach other

the

(a) Yes.

morning?

(b) No.

HEY BOYS!! THE N

ZZZ/CHEF'S COMING WITH

BRICK BRADFORD

IF HE DOESN SUCCEED IN BLASTING

OFF, HE CAN WRECK THE CONTROL SYSTEMS!

I HAVE TO STOP

HIMI

FERDINAND

a new school, would you take him to see the head masters

(a) By yourself?

(b) With your wife?

(c) Leave it to your wife?

8 What do you think about your wife's taste in radio and TV programımca?

(a) Too highbrow,

(b) Too lowbrow.

(c) Same as yours.

9 Did your parents disap-

prove of your marriage?

(a) Yes.

(b) No.

withi

700-

your boss, would

(a) Feel pleased?

(1) Feel worried?

13 When you entertain

!”

14 Have you ever lied about

your wife's 'background?

(a) Yes. (b) No.

photographs are

15 Which

most on show:-

(n) Your own family? (b) Your wife's family? (c) Neither,

16 Whom

would you prefer

your oblidern

oiler?

(n) Your wife. (b) Yourself

17 What do you

satisfactory

wile!

to

tako

find Ionat about Jour

(a) Her cooking (b) The way she dresses, (e) Her housekeeping.

18 Do you ever bayo serious discussions with your wito en religious, political, or current affairs?

19

(a) Yes,

(b) No.

You have been invited to take your wife to a burl.

ners

dinner, Do you ask advanco

your wife to

what she intends to wear?

(a) Yoa

(b) No.

20 o

do

in-

You give your wife structions about the food? (n) Yes.

(b) No.

you think you would

now be further advancođ

in your career if you had

married someone siset

(a) Yes

(b) No.

HOW DID YOU RATE?

1. a3, b=2, c=1.

2. a3, b=1.

3. a 1, 3.

4. 0-3, bu

5. a 3, bl.

E. α-3, 6-2, c=!.

7. a=1, b2, c=3.

8. 3, 1, (=2. 9. ami, b-1.

10. 3, b1, c-2. 11. a-3,

12, -3, bl.

13. a-1, bm2.

What your marks mean?--

14. af, b3.

13, a 1, 3, 2. 10, 6-3, 6-2.

17. -2, b1, c-2.

18. a=3, b-1.

10, -1, bm3.

20. al, b3.

course. But yours is likely to

OVER 60: Your wife is your remain a happy marriage. pride and joy. You may even with you were as good as she,

weren't so afraid of her.

10 Do you discuss your work or that (darn we say it?)-you

with your witc:-

(a) More than you to?

than you (b) Less to?

STRIKE A LIGHT!!

THAT COWBOYAN THREE WHO THE HECK'S MAKING PRISONERS-WAIT TILL

FARS THE SNORING THAT SHOCKING GOING ON ALL DAY,

ROWCONSTABLE

22

BRICK REACHES THE "CHAAR" AND"

CLIVES TO THE EDGE OF THE

CANORY.n

ITS SEALED

ALL RIGHT!

UNDER 27: You probably

may not say so but you secretly have married beneath you You think she is not quite up to your class. Some husbands Ike it this wayit makes them feel this applies

----{London Express Service),

28. to 40: Let the boss rave, use-d

the income tax man atorm; it's nice to get home to someone superior. Perhaps used who has much in common with to you.

you. A bit dull sometimes? Of

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