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JACOBY on BRIDGE
Defence Makes Tip-Top Score
ROBERT and Rose Olsen of
New Orleans won the open paire at the recent Spindleton tournament in Beaumont, In one of their winning hands they collaborated in both the bidding and play to get a really tip-top
acoro.
To start, Rowe pushed their op- ponents to five spades with a five diamond sacrifice bid.
Ilobert doubled and Rose started proceedings for the de- fence by under leading her ace Nobert went up of diamonds.
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What do you do?
A there hearts only. Your partner might just have a bad two-aulted hand and there is no FERRON for you to hang him that to the cave. If he doesn' ever hold hnd hands you should Jump to four heart.
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Opening lead-♣ 3
with the king and led a club buck for Itose so ruff. It was obvious to him that she wasn't
untertrading that ace for sheer spart.
WON
Now Rose played the queen ot; hearts. South played low from duming but Robert
there with another winning play. He went right up with his ace and gave Rose another ruff.
This last ruft represented in- sult added to injury. When they set South one tries doubled they alrently had a top score.
Answer on Monday
THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, AUGUST 22, 1959.
gagmanommbankann THE QUIZ MANY HUSBANDS WON'T DARE LET THEIR WIVES SEE THEM DO DEMANDELARIA
Are you too good
for your
HAVE you ever played wishing game?
the
There are few people who haven't. In mere seconds your modest family saloon becomes a gleaming Bentley the in your home suburbs becomes a manor amid the rolling hills of the Cotswolds.
No longer are you a mere City gent on your way to another day of routine in the offer, you are latest go-ahead tycoon whow fake-over bid, involving millions, will make financial history.
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And your wlte? Have you, in your most day-dreaming moment, ever wished that you could change her too?
Concluding THE BIGGEST STORY IN BRITAIN
No wonder
those
so-cool Swedes
went wild!
THAT there is a human
T
need for monarchy there seems to be little doubt. Too many crowds have wept and gone wild when they have seen the Queen:
by ANNE SHARPLEY
Three incidents come to mind when I watch the Queen walk-
I remember the cool blond ing with that careful but so Swedes saying: really Republican
"Oh, but we're unfaltering step
through all
We shan't the pitfalls and fatigues of a
royal occasion. cheer when the Queen passes.
shall
and We
smile and rase our hats."
And yet when
wave
that small Agure in the while and pink cant
fro
the
The joke
a simple coat of gray silk stand- Protestants ing between them. do not genuflect.
Least of ali Protestant queens.) Suddenly, for the first time in my many days of following her,
the I saw
Quech taking marked Interest in arch Recture. She had been brought here to see the architecture and she was sticking to that.
All that latent knowledge which a long and exhaustive
stopped
First the Queen as a person, Swedish royal harge Vasporden When she met Prince Philip at on a bright day that had just Lisbon in February, 1957, after been rescued from fog and delay his four-month tour to Australia education has equipped her with by a Understorm--the Sweder, and the Antarctic regions. 50 cool, sa blond, went wild.
Perhaps it was the flags, the sunshine, the delay so dashingly retrieved by Britannia and her Escort tearing ♫t top speed through the archipelago,
Just pride?
Perhaps I was just pride and excitement in the beauty of Stockholm at that moment. All these things
Have you ever felt, however Some husbands love secretly, that it is only your
wife who is holding you back to have their wives from the seat in the Bentley look
and in the boardroom t007
Could it be, perhaps, ihat you feel your wife isn't really good enough ́sfor you?... That perhaps that tycoon's chair could be yours-il you had married someone else? Perhaps it is a thought you would never admit, even yourself.
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London Express Service. variety with animation with which it has cut off seldom been discussed.
Portuguese
You remember there had been particularly a lot of fun in the papers about the beard the Prince had grown but which had been before dying to Portugal to start a State visit.
ה
leaving them lo
their genuitexlons.
The memory
When the Trince And then, when Inevitably found herself confronting bounded up the aloles of the she pline in which the Queen had the High Alar and the two eanons began lo just arrived we all tried to glowing-robed picture what was going on Inside sink to their knees the Queen the plane as the Queen and fer quickly and neally stepped into husband met for the Ars! time the transept, for four months.
possibly None of us could contribute to the have
Imagined what really magic of royalty. But acbody happened. The Queer, as a who saw the Swedes that day joker was wearing a false beard. would think they were near So were the rest of her house
wonders né NOT FUNNY unless you are phrases like "enthusiastic prepared to drop that slightly crowds." Exaggeration? A mawkish analysis of their meet- pallte cover-up for on anti ing-after all, they had spoken climax? It is almost never to. on the telephone to each other discreetly, along a rond
Buddenly the most days of that four months. stopped. Passing on the other
republican.
One often
ani
Thirdly. the Queen LIS animal lover 11 was during The royal Visit to Stockholm. which was pari-State visit and the 1930 part-private visit to Equestrian Olympics. The royal cars were spending quickly and when
Queen's Car
Denmark is the only place I
NOT FUNNY unless you are side of the rond was a string of can remember where the recep- flon was calm (but smiling) and prepared to understand the horses.
of Buckingham
even thut quickly gathered cheerful often praelleal-Joking "She had seen a horse she tempo until the night of the gals atmosphere performance on May 22, 1957, Palace as it is during the present know," explained one of her when the crowds outside the relga, theatre kept up a tremendous uproar LITE11 the Queen ap- peared.
Take
NOT FUNNY-
suite afterwards. To the best of my knowledge she hadn't unicos you seen that horse for four years!" understand the light, quicle,
Another
the of
Queen's the Queen real personality of Portugal-where they when she is with her husband, advisers told me: "I thlut in we will see o 20 years' time
different Idea of BUT FUNNY, unexpected and completely since 1928 and no monarchy rather brave if you remember monarchy.
It, will be freer and It was in Portugal the foolish rumours that
moren question of the had much that the Queen was given, not been started at that time by an Individuality of the Sovereign.“ simply
the richest and most American newspaper about a ri Ever received (not excluding
lavo had a dictator, Salazar,
since 1910.
breath-taking reception she has between the Royal couple. And Developing in the Queen ho
Paris later. in the year) but full of the confidence of a
where some
hungry
those
crowds.
And
extraordinary marriage.
fervour appensed in
weeping,
struggling
The sidestep
real sees a Queen of even greater
ability than the Queen Mother. "She reply enres so much aboul being a good Queen," he said. "In a few years there will be some tremendous changes."
yet the Queen is ង Secondly the Queen as a Will we really see ihe Queen person, however muel we Queen. A monastery 'church in and her family cycling down the inny treat her like anden. Lisbon. It is architecturally Mall?. I don't think so. But we Rather shy. Good looking in interesting, but it is a Catholle will see more Billy Grahams, on unßamboyant way. Nice church and there at the end of going to ten in Buckingitam skin. Sweet, rather high voice, the Gothic zave, the Sanctuary Palace. More talent and less
light is flickering.
snobbery. More ideos Doesn't care much about
fewer curtales. clothes. Enjoys owning animals It meons that the Blessed and
taking
country walks, Sacrament, the bread and wine Doesn't make a great fuss of that Cathelles believe to be the her children but is clearly very Sacred Presence of God, is in In the long and subtle re- fond of them.
the Tabernacle on the altar.
and
But our views of monarchy will have' to grow up, too.. lationship of the British people and their monarch there Have
Never gives in if she is It le a difficult moment for been many changes. And in feeling slightly ill or tised. the Head of the Church of Queen Elizabeth II we have a Always has a little difficulty in England, which does not accept person of intelligence, kindness Anding on opening remork when the doctrine of the Divine and dedication. meeting, stranger.
Presence.
Bhe
Although the highbrows com- On each side of the Queen are. plain that aho, is not a patron canons in fuchsia robes, of the Ars wouldn't a Queen knows that as they approach' the who was an àvki operk-coor or High Altar they are going to collected "only abstract art be unaufect magnificently, leaving rwihwo out off from her peopist a small, soberly spright figure li
We should count our- selves lucky,
THE END
to up
thom
But if you want to find out what your feelings really are, then answer the following 20 questions truthfully. And
your score does mean that you ferd yourself a cut above your wife?
Then for goodness' sake don't tell her.
FOUR D. JONES
FOUR DJONES, THE M.1.6, MAN AND THEIR THREE PRISONERS MARON BACK ITI THE REST CAMP-SVHILE THE ARMY RETURNO TO ENGLAND
DARNED
LOMATAN
„QUITE DO
wife?
5 What kind of women da
you look at most In tho atreciat
(a) The young and attrae- tive.
11
(b) The fashionable and well-dressed.
(c) The came an you used 107
Which gift do you think your wife would prefer on her birthday?
(a) Roses.
(b). Chocolates
6. What would you say is 12 Wating & Leie a tele
best age for a man to Marry?
(a) Between 20 and 25. (b) Between 25 and 30, (c) Over 10.
How would you rate your
7
If your child was going to
1 wife's intelligence?
(D) Above average.
(b) Average.
(c) Below average.
2 If you had your wife's father and mother stayİPE with you, would you feel happy at the thought of bringing influential friends home to dinner?
(a) Yes. (b) No.
3 I
you secretly disap. chlidren's prove of your playing, with their cousins on your wife's side?
(a) Yes,
(b) No.
4
Do you
wake up facing
rach other
the
(a) Yes.
morning?
(b) No.
HEY BOYS!! THE N
ZZZ/CHEF'S COMING WITH
BRICK BRADFORD
IF HE DOESN SUCCEED IN BLASTING
OFF, HE CAN WRECK THE CONTROL SYSTEMS!
I HAVE TO STOP
HIMI
FERDINAND
a new school, would you take him to see the head masters
(a) By yourself?
(b) With your wife?
(c) Leave it to your wife?
8 What do you think about your wife's taste in radio and TV programımca?
(a) Too highbrow,
(b) Too lowbrow.
(c) Same as yours.
9 Did your parents disap-
prove of your marriage?
(a) Yes.
(b) No.
withi
700-
your boss, would
(a) Feel pleased?
(1) Feel worried?
13 When you entertain
!”
14 Have you ever lied about
your wife's 'background?
(a) Yes. (b) No.
photographs are
15 Which
most on show:-
(n) Your own family? (b) Your wife's family? (c) Neither,
16 Whom
would you prefer
your oblidern
oiler?
(n) Your wife. (b) Yourself
17 What do you
satisfactory
wile!
to
tako
find Ionat about Jour
(a) Her cooking (b) The way she dresses, (e) Her housekeeping.
18 Do you ever bayo serious discussions with your wito en religious, political, or current affairs?
19
(a) Yes,
(b) No.
You have been invited to take your wife to a burl.
ners
dinner, Do you ask advanco
your wife to
what she intends to wear?
(a) Yoa
(b) No.
20 o
do
in-
You give your wife structions about the food? (n) Yes.
(b) No.
you think you would
now be further advancođ
in your career if you had
married someone siset
(a) Yes
(b) No.
HOW DID YOU RATE?
1. a3, b=2, c=1.
2. a3, b=1.
3. a 1, 3.
4. 0-3, bu
5. a 3, bl.
E. α-3, 6-2, c=!.
7. a=1, b2, c=3.
8. 3, 1, (=2. 9. ami, b-1.
10. 3, b1, c-2. 11. a-3,
12, -3, bl.
13. a-1, bm2.
What your marks mean?--
14. af, b3.
13, a 1, 3, 2. 10, 6-3, 6-2.
17. -2, b1, c-2.
18. a=3, b-1.
10, -1, bm3.
20. al, b3.
course. But yours is likely to
OVER 60: Your wife is your remain a happy marriage. pride and joy. You may even with you were as good as she,
weren't so afraid of her.
10 Do you discuss your work or that (darn we say it?)-you
with your witc:-
(a) More than you to?
than you (b) Less to?
STRIKE A LIGHT!!
THAT COWBOYAN THREE WHO THE HECK'S MAKING PRISONERS-WAIT TILL
FARS THE SNORING THAT SHOCKING GOING ON ALL DAY,
ROWCONSTABLE
22
BRICK REACHES THE "CHAAR" AND"
CLIVES TO THE EDGE OF THE
CANORY.n
ITS SEALED
ALL RIGHT!
UNDER 27: You probably
may not say so but you secretly have married beneath you You think she is not quite up to your class. Some husbands Ike it this wayit makes them feel this applies
----{London Express Service),
28. to 40: Let the boss rave, use-d
the income tax man atorm; it's nice to get home to someone superior. Perhaps used who has much in common with to you.
you. A bit dull sometimes? Of
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