1958-04-01 — Page 5

This Funny World

of Place

CARD

"That report card probably wasn't meant for me. There are several Herman A. Vogelswinner, Jrs, in my class, you know.”

BY

I

THE • WAY O

by Beachcomber--

LADY who complains of her ure fried cug us a book- husband's eccentricity, be- markey, and take door off its cause he ciba hin Juxuriant hinges when they want to corne moustache with hedge clippers, should congratulate herself "that he does not shave with a scythe,

Why, my dear lady, there are absent-minded men who alir their tea with a polla, try to uneoric bofiles with a telescope, wear boxing-gloves to, sört anin' eggs, and try to site along a

light-rope in diving boots. They peel oranges with n stair

rod,

CROSSWORD

Across

"1. Prognostications. (9)

123

s. Dona with, (4) 10. Joinx, (3)

kzisted later than, 104

13. Dorivative of cond. (23

13. Marked, (0)

10. Part of a building. (0)

(17, 2xlet. (3)

2. A DORT for

storyteller,

21. Engagement ring. (40)

B

2. Vegetable, (4) #5. Zoll-tale (5)

124, 2004 and Boda, ((0)

175. Certain kind of

brown

1. Kicked about

Plader, 19)

5. Mutta

Over

5. The womati,

# Karlsd.

14 Pinanciɛuyi

embarrassod.

(0)

moor,

5. Even. (4)

into a room. It all depends on the point of view, on the man said when he bent down to look at the Matterhom through his legs.

Tally-ho Colonel

Mutterspoon!

is a mistake," says a rider to hounds, "lo imagine that I is only the rich and the aristocrats who kunt nowadays.” Yes. For instance, the hounder who rode a donkey to a meel, with a sack of ferrets siung over

THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, APRIL 1, 1958.

JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Expert Loses When He Wins

DJ OSWALD JACOBY

"LOOK at this hand from last

THE

night's duplicate!" de- REPORT BY

manded the unlucky part

sco

I studied the hand and re- murked, "Enzt and West can make three hearts without any 'trouble but I don't

how either can get In the bidding. North and South can make three spader but probably will mis- the spade frease and What happened make only twp. to you?"

"South became declarer at two spades against me. My partner opened the Ave of hearts. won dummy's king with my ace

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19654

◆ A 10 49307

NORTH (D) MAJS

K2 J97

A6052.

EAST

82

SOUTH

AQ 103 B063. X34

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87.

KQ+2

93

West Pats P

East and Weat_vulnerable North East Bouth FORM Fas 24 Pass Pass PAS Opening lead-♥ 5

1

IN.T.

The three of

and shifted to úlaimonds. My partner took his

and ---- returned-the- -ten- ace

jack held Dummy's

the trick and the next two plays were the ace and Jack of trumps, South thought about his own play for a while and then decided to

nesse. My partner won

the

tis shoulder, had the Wrong queen and led a heart to me. I Idea altogether. And 1-remem~gave him a diamond ruft to sel ber an occasion when a lady at the contract."

huuse-party was asked, "Are "A very neat defence and you a follower of hounds?" She replied. somewhat houghilly, also poor play on the part of I commented. He "They usually follow me." And declarer,"

certainly should not have belleve tac, hounds in the word for Tony, Major Futtigue he did. What happened to your jeopardised his contract the way Spult, *Bippy" Trudeagic, Judge McGherkin, and the usual bad luck?" whole crew of them. Seesaw and ballet ·

E three Persians issued the following, statement yester day, on their failure to secure

"It was there all right," said the unlucky expert. "It seem that at all other tables North and, South managed to get to either three or four spades. They all made exactly two odd so all our fine defeaco did was

Paris in the "War and Peace" to get us tte for low score. ballet: "Seesaw is hari.

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balince a plonk on yore belly

with u uman being at haltherCARD Senses,

end, up-down like in the orbun

bord avuzzi, is beeyuterl

rothem to beuld. Towelatoy and

Is Trossacks is ortrite, but hour seesaw wood be taking a hord- iunce's mind hoff the orrers of the battle of Hesperiiz and the parish churches. rectreeting in the anowedup hjce from the Kranulins. Den pleeze not say seesaw WOS child's game. Oldage men with int grey beords can do it for there eith, and many a primer bullyreener wot can kick er at hoff or preform the splitz wood be provid to minaaldge a seesaw with hour skill. Wot a pitty hit orl his."

10. Wavy. (6) DR

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YOUR BIRTHDAY

TUESDAY, APRIL

By STELLA

PORN today, you are shrewd and learn to make constructive suggen- calcula ling 1 making your ons, then your criticions cate Jo plans. You are that rare comina nome good. Since you have a good visionary and the emery you are able to use part on of the practical individual who appears recognition and experience in eur able to make initial plans come to rent problems. lit4. Although you

Food the qualifications of an executive, They food only to be developed to money-snaker, you are not merely Interested in getting clh, You Sho prove highly úmeful in your career.

ste a

to have 4 unsically Interesting idea which you can develop.

You have a tremendous store of physical and nervous energy and

because of this, are theindely. scatter your Interemta 100 You are always active and aro Bike-

You have postio of

You of the fade ver are quite emotional and probably will have

than one romance before more settling down to marriage.

Anong thone burn on this date were: Otto Fluant Leopold von

ly to have a number of frons in the smarck, statesman: Wallace Berry

fire at one time. You may discover that you would advance faster to ward success if you were to con centrate on one thing at a fine.

and Lon Chaney, actor: Laurette Harvey, Taylor, ostrom; Willin physiologist, and Henry B. Anthony, statesmant

Your critical faculties are well- To find what the stars have in developed, and

women, alore fur you tomorrow, select your especially, nust

against birthday star and read the corres appli becoming chrono fault-anders. This ponding paragraph. Let your birth- gets you exactly nowhere. It you day star be your daily hide.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2

LIBRA

23-

ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 20)

Sept. 24-G¢L," Take care of your health and see Make careful plant for tomorrow that you have good energies to and the day following. The tide in complete today's "ncersary tanke. turning in, your favour for a few Best this evening.

GAYE.

a1-May

2)-

TAURUS Capr

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov, 22)— Property matters, perhons involving Die children,

for your Use this day to consolidate recent come. up

Flande problems golos. Your efforia now will count

for a great desì,

attention now.

wissly.

GEMINI

(ny *2-June 21)- BACITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Déc. 2)—

If a title confused over compiled- Your state of mind can prove in-

your life, tako Dorian today. Look on the bright tions in side of things and you make better now. to think things over carefully. than kyerogs KRYSTORE.

tune out

CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)—

· CANCER (June 27-2019-23) Deat for realine work today. If you This is the time to organiwo things are involved in businen at a diam at home and at - tho ɑmice, sar o lance, consker detalle on that front abort trip may be done.

LKO

now. -

23)-- IL-AUS.

AQUARIUS (Jan. Hi-Feb. 19)- 2 Tou have been overdoing things You may follow your intuitions lo

that they Intely, now, in the Sirw to get some day and feel conuent

will lead you ougrecity),

Tuda i

OLLOW,

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dey for clear thinking. 10. PISCES

Q-The bidding has been: North Fast South

West

I

2 N.T.

Pags Pass

Pass

3

Ppss

3 N.T.

Pass

Pass

5

Pass

You, South, held:

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What do you do?

A-Bld Ave no-trump. You want to make one more slam try. If your partner passes here you should sill be all right.

TODAY'S QUESTION You hold the same hand, The bidding has been; North

East

14

Pars

2 N.T.

P059

Bouth A 3.

Well Pass Pasy

44

Pass

What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

* (Feb, 70-MAT. EO) Com at home or in wis lygu bær RODS outing to

ows, flokki, get it done now: Pul 2012 1. 3-cam bé : of your

CHESS

By LEONARD BARDEN

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