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THE CHINA MAIC, THURSDAY, MARCH 27, 1958.

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This Funny World

JETT MARGUS

"He has looks, brains; money...everything but my telephone number.”

• BY. THE WAY.

by Beachcomber

WELSHMEN must have been breathless silence you can hear puzzled when they read that a 2b. box of chocolates fall. flim which

Ο

was to have

been made in China to now to be made in Wales because Walen was found to be more like China.

The Chinese would not agree. I will wager they no likee Abelyst with.

"Inside the aquarium”

I'

was remarked the other day that too mony plays open. conventionally. There is nothing like an

pnusual opening to stimulate the audience's interest.

Farmer: I seem to be in the wrong place.

Aquarium keeper; Is anyone ever in the right place?

Farmer: We are all swimming

about aimlessly like these fish.

Aquarium keeper: Even 趕

these h had an aim, what good would it do them?

And so on.

How it will work

the Arst 16 5-7th miles of

the selected roads out of

For Instance: Scene: A towns It wil be forbidden aquarium. The aquarium keeper park, in arens where there

JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Slam Bid On Low Count

DJ OSWALD JACOBY

TUIE North and South holdings

in today's hand have, been used as the basis for my Card Sense questions of the past sov cral days.

The bidding of the band is to instructive that I am going to show the whole hand and discuss it thoroughly.

South's hand had only 11 high card points but is definitely worth an opening bid. There is nothing wrong with West's double" either.

Nurth decided 10 redouble rather than jump right to four spades. Ile had 11 high card points and very good distribu- tion.

East's two-heart call was also very proper. Some people might have jumped.

to

Soul's immediate Jump three spades is a most unusual bld. His partner had asked him to wall by redoubling but South

NORTH

QJ04

AQ1092

EART

❤094

非电

WEST

103

VAJ80

• AQID 73

KJ

A 2

WK 107632

JB52

274

SOUTH (D)

ANKOTGS

❤Hone

Ka

4865

Both vulnerable

South West North East

to

is

1 A

Double fledt) 2

Pas 4

PASS

PAR Puss

Pass

is trying data in a corner, no speed limit, less than 23 1-8 (Note the symbolism.) Enter yards from a zebra crossing. from the left, farmer in unless undesignated or de-desig- leggings. Already the audience mated within the 00 mllca an will be agog to know what on hour speed limit, as applied to earth it is all about. In the the redesignated stretches of an unrestéleted road with less thun 12 traffic lights in, the first eight miles from the prohibited zone, unless otherwise stated: But in derestricted zones, where

TARGET

R A

T

G

BU

V

Y

How many words of tout letters more can you wake The Telters in the square on the tell? In making each ward, tha fettres (1 rach of the

Mintzahl acquires may be used anet ndly, fact, word must contain the large letter in the centre square, and there must be at trust dor nine-letter word in the 2151. Naturals: 20 foreign wardat no prope? TODAY'S TARGET: 22 words, good 27 words, very poolt 4 wurde excellent Solutions Tomorrow.

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tugo Try Azla

காரா

stasty

the zebra crossings are more than eight yards across, exclud Ing the two kerbs, oncoming traffic must reverse at a round about which is long than

34 AN

Poss

Opening lead-- A

was not interested in hearing a double of hearts from North-and South liked his hand.

Now North made a really bril- liant bid. Moet players would have simply bid four spades on the theory that the redouble had already shown their full strength 30bit North saw no harm in n four-club bid just to see what South would do.

yards from DR undesignated

stretch of decontrolled road.

Printer's frolic

Who, site wondered, could Have ant hier that superb bouquet of red noses,

(From a serial story.)

NOME clown, no doubt. Yet, she told herself, it must be someone who thinks that I col- ivet false

"Put these water, Maggie," she said absent mindedly

her astonished mald,

La

YOUR BIRTHDAY ....By STELLA

THURSDAY, MARCH 27

PORN Today, you like to make plans on a large scale rat follow them through, Personally you dislike the detail work entailed in pressing some huge enterprise,

and this is where your executive abilty will winrut you in good stead. You know how to walect the right people for the right job. You let others attend to the routine while you use your energies in formulating how and excluing ideas.

centre of any group.

You women are exceptionally intuitive and ast almost entirely upon hurches. You rarely are able to give a restson for what you do. But, fortunately fur you, it is usually the right move. Your men have the same tendency but, manike, prefer to call your "accurate, arap judgment!”

You demand a certain amount of love and affections all the time and will be happiest it you wed while It likely that you

young no that you have your own would do adoring family well in public relatione, advertising,

growing up around you. You are devoted to politics and selling. You enjoy family and

your will do travelling and any busines wh

everything in your poweEF koope you on the move will make and contented.

to make them happy you happy. You grow sale if you

tay in

Among use barn en one place too Jong were: King Louis XVII of France; this dato Monotony will keen You from Ruth Han having now ideal If you begin

McCormick Simms to foc frustrated or heamed in by Coe, financier: Genevieve Ward and publisher and leglaiator; George S. your environment then you should Gloria week greener pastureal

Swanson, You thrive Brainard Lyman, noted cleric.

actresses, and on change and activity.

You have a keen sense of humour, atore for you tomorrow, select your To And what the stars have in and in conversation you are some birthday war and read the antres thing of a wit. You make friends panding paragraph. Let your birth- ely and are usually found in the day star be your daily guide,

FRIDAY, MARCH 28

ARIES

_ENTAL, 21-Apr. 2500 Deal with the publié and be nie- reful in one importans inter

doel. Take time oul, however, for romaner, t00.

TAURUA (Apr. 21-May- 21- You will and that domestic interests take up your time now. A bright idea inay further your romance?

CHESS

By LEONARD BARDEN

GEMINI (May 22-JRMS 21)- Clear the decks for an exciting week-end. Get some recreation this evening. Be ready for action to- morrow!

CANCER (Juno Don't attempt anything spectacular 22-July 23)- today. Act or YOUT Intuitive gulddace and advance your personal affairs.

1.KO (July 24-Aug. 23).m This may be an exciting day. Your ambitions are high and you want Make a try

20 reach the moon!

for it.

VIRGO

Conditions

(Avg.

New ideas in the

24.Bapt.

21)- improve for you, too. realm of › $200 creative art can bring new pro- gigas and succes

LIBRA (Sept.

business

12

El-Oct. 2)- News contacts can bring Lecreased

bencdita.

Can bo pleasantly interesting on the pocke Loves, a well.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 27)-- Friendly co-operation can be helpful at the office and at home. Accept assistance with a smile.

SAUITTAILIUS (Nov. 21-Dec. 22)— Domestic laques probably tako first place in your activities now. Botto aome periding, problem entisfactorily.

CAPRICORN (Dec, 23-34, 203-

A new and interesting pattern in your family and stakerom 110 com maka, its appearance today, bringing pleasure,

AQUARIUS (Jan. 31-Feb 10)- The tide se ngain turned in your favour, Accomplish a great deal and maka p for any time lot A problem by FF. Berhausen

(Tod,

10-Mar. Üheks Amateur, 1929). White You may taks » calculated risks in mmates in two.

socomplishing Important DataEW involving.domerie And LANGDEM

Dio, B3T2)

Condon Expresa Kerala

brilliant. South also became He might have signed off at four spades but he saw no harm in showing his heart vold. He only held 11 points but his hand looked slammish if North had spade support and a good club suit.

The fourl-heart bid Was enough for North. He visualised no spade or heart losers. He held only one, diamond and if a club finesse was

needed it ought to be right. North lenp- ed to six spades.

A fine example of a proper slam bid with almost nothing in the combined hands,

VCARD Senseno

Q-The bidding has been; North Fast Rovih El

Pass

N.T. Pass

Want Pass

You, South, hold: AAKB65 543 6876 4105

What do you do?

A-Bid three no-trump. Your hand is of a no-irump pattern and there is no reason to sug- gest spades any more for the final contract.

TODAY'S QUESTION

The bidding is the same as in the question just answered.

You, South, hold: MAK865 WA43 4876 4105 What do you do after your partner's two no-trump rebld?

Answer Tomorrow

CROSSWORD

18

13

24

Астом

Communications mán, (9), B. Once militant colonial, (4) SL HATO, (4),

11. Particularly feat stream (5. 41 13 Bhort

time. (a). 14 Drugs. (D) 16. Monarch. NY. TWIN (5) 19. Nonsense,

farge bird. (AS 24. Canjunation. (3)

26. Bing falsetto. (8)′′

Down

20, insect. (4)

Modest, (9) Another largo utrd. (8) The boss. (

Maldon nameʻtadiuatur. (8)

Blang, bet. (9)

| Durdening

Ti Chan for council.

10, cawood.

13. attor

pinoo (7)

Deal, 14).

ariak. (3)

22. Trouble. D

Bertades' veistara

WOMANSENSE

Youthful And In Fashion

Can

*

AT LEFT: A cone-

shaped coat for Spring. One of the leading Paris designers has created this tapered and pyramid shaped coat in heavy pink ottoman silk, to be worn over Д shaped moss green shan- tung dress.

cone-

AT

RIGHT: Scottish

model Deidre Mackenzle

wears this while rayon Jersey dress. The looped

train of nylon organza is in tangerine. - Central

Press Photos Lid.

You Point

With

PLAYING bridge,

you

glance down at your. hands they're rough, red, dreadful-looking!

You shake hands with your well-manicured hostess suddenly

disconcert- discover Ingly that your own polish is chipped and in need of repair!

An attractive man leans over to light your cigaretic und you're embarrassingly conscious

thing but pretty!

Pride? Why Girls

pale damage end, more impor- tant, prevent it.

LOTION

Lotion should be stocked all through the house. Keep one

Like Men

To Boss Them

boltle in the bathroom, one in ASK a woman whether

the kitchen,

women workers prefer Use them every time you've had your hands in to have a man in charge of water, Place a third bottle on them, and a high proportion your night table. Dip into it the will answer "Yes." So says inst thing before going to bod,

Miss Elizabeth Pepperell, assistant director of the In- dustrial Welfare Society.

The women's reasons--as noted by Miss Pepperell-to-

morning.

Such

at your hands appear any first thing on getting up in the

lotioning wil pay off in smooth, pretty skin, Hand care should also include a weekly manicure. At least, every seven days, those nails be the bass. must be stripped clean of polish z. and given a new coating of

ALWAYS ON DISPLAY

Such things happen every day, for hands, are always on display. Almost everything we do, calls attention to their ap- pearance,

You'd think women would renilso this, but they don't, until such incidents occur.

caine.

For a job that will last an entire week without chipping, give nails a base coat, two conts of polish and a sealer coat. Bring the polish down Hands need plenty of TLC-ulor the tip of the nail. tender, loving, care. They take a a trick that works well. - beating and often show it.

Dally they should be slathered with lotion or cream. It will re-

and

JEANNE D'ARCY

►

It seems right for a man to Men are easier to work for

they are not sticklers for rules,

3. It's caser to get concessions

from men.

It's more interesting to have a man around-capecially it he is a bachelor.

5. Women are harder to please. Comments Miss Fopperell: "A wonian supervisor has to be tough because of the prejudice of those above her."

BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Picki's Mysterious Hunt

Knarf And Teddy Get A Surprise........

By MAX TRELL for, but let's go anyway. Maybe wo co and something we're not

Sniffling The Floor

TEDDY, the Stuffed Bear, came looing for."

bumbling up to Hiawatha, the Small-Sized Wooden Indinn. Let's go hunting, HI," sald Teddy.

So Knart and Teddy walised "Bob!" sold Hiawatha, giving out into the hallway and there big fat friend

gloomy look. they saw Pick! Poo, the Poodle, "You couldn't hunt for the end moving past them with his nose

the floor, anl of your nose in bright sun- to

muming. shine."

He waved Teddy away. Teddy walked off Very sorrowfully.

With A Searchlight

a

Boy

A moment or two later, be spied Knarf, the Shadow with the Turned-About Name' who was looking under the table with a searchilight.

"What are you looking for?" Teddy asked.

"I think my red ball rolled under hore. Ab, there it is!"* Knarf exclaimed.

"You're

1 good hunter" Toddy sold.

"Am 17" asked Kaart:

"Yes," said Toddly. "I couldn't

find the end of my noSG ON G

| sunshiny day. But I'm sure you

could. Let's go hunting!"

"Well," Bald Knarf, "I don't know what we can go hunting.

and

"Look!" whispered Teddy to Kharf. "Picki Foo is hunting for something. What do you think he's hunting for?"

Picki Poo moved down the hallway until he came to the cellar door.

"Ho's going down in the cellar," whispered Teddy.

"He's hunting for the Cat," cold Knart.

"Nobody ever knows what dogs hunt for," Bald Knart. they don't "Most of the time. even know themselves,"

The Dining Room "Picki Poo!" Teddy shouted

Instead of going down into Poodle. "What are the cellar, Picki Poo turned and afton the you hunting for?"

went into the dining room. He But Picki Poo went right on, sniffed at the chair. He snuffed and snuffling and at the table. He crept around mifling

the walls. Then ho ron out Jldn't bother to answer,

again.

Whatever he

looking for," said Knarf, "he didn't find It in the dining room."

"Let's follow him and And out," sald Knurf to Teddy.

Rupert and the Lost List-44

"Happy On Christmas moriing Rupert runs to find Mr. Bear. gazes at the parcels at the loot Christmas, Daddy 1" be certam of his bed. Taking one of a special. **Look, I've got the very presents shape he unpacke it.

1 hoped for. They were brought. "That's it that's it "be whispers. That's by toy Cowboy, not by Santa...

told Santa Claus the very thing 'Claus's secretary wanted." Ished. What wonderful things Quickly opening the others ha ''Tuppen to yosi 1” ɓse aaya.

ALL MONTE RESTAYED,

Mr. Bear looki aston,

war

was

Then Pickl ran up the stairs. The door to the bedroom partly open. Picki Poo pushed In. He looked under the bed, He sniffed behind the radiators. He sniffed behind the lamp. Then he ran out again.

"Not there, Teddy to Koort.

olther," Bold

"He's going up into the attic,"

2-20

Teddy walked away from Hiawatha very sorrowfully.

forward and pounce on dome- thing

"He's found 1!" cried Toddy. Knart rushed up to see what was.

It

It as n soup bonel

"Well," and Teddy to Kharf,

as they bolli stood next to They followed Picki Poo up Hiawatha later, huntars don't the wooden attic stolte inlo the always hunt for things like lions warm, darkish attic. And now and tigers, do they?"

Picki Poo sniffed and muffed at

ali

"I guess hunters just hunt for the old things stored up whatever they want to, and.” there, at the rolls of carpet said Knarf, "like me hunting the old trunk, the shoes and for my red rubber ball boots that no one wore any more.

Pounced On It

"I wish I had something to humit for," said Toddy,

"You'd better try hunting for the end of your nose out in the and: sunshine," said Hiawatha in bẩn -

And suddenly Teddy' mw`-Ficki tesp joyfully gloomy voice,