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THE CHINA MAIC, THURSDAY, MARCH 27, 1958.
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This Funny World
JETT MARGUS
"He has looks, brains; money...everything but my telephone number.”
• BY. THE WAY.
by Beachcomber
WELSHMEN must have been breathless silence you can hear puzzled when they read that a 2b. box of chocolates fall. flim which
Ο
was to have
been made in China to now to be made in Wales because Walen was found to be more like China.
The Chinese would not agree. I will wager they no likee Abelyst with.
"Inside the aquarium”
I'
was remarked the other day that too mony plays open. conventionally. There is nothing like an
pnusual opening to stimulate the audience's interest.
Farmer: I seem to be in the wrong place.
Aquarium keeper; Is anyone ever in the right place?
Farmer: We are all swimming
about aimlessly like these fish.
Aquarium keeper: Even 趕
these h had an aim, what good would it do them?
And so on.
How it will work
the Arst 16 5-7th miles of
the selected roads out of
For Instance: Scene: A towns It wil be forbidden aquarium. The aquarium keeper park, in arens where there
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Slam Bid On Low Count
DJ OSWALD JACOBY
TUIE North and South holdings
in today's hand have, been used as the basis for my Card Sense questions of the past sov cral days.
The bidding of the band is to instructive that I am going to show the whole hand and discuss it thoroughly.
South's hand had only 11 high card points but is definitely worth an opening bid. There is nothing wrong with West's double" either.
Nurth decided 10 redouble rather than jump right to four spades. Ile had 11 high card points and very good distribu- tion.
East's two-heart call was also very proper. Some people might have jumped.
to
Soul's immediate Jump three spades is a most unusual bld. His partner had asked him to wall by redoubling but South
NORTH
QJ04
AQ1092
EART
❤094
非电
WEST
103
VAJ80
• AQID 73
KJ
A 2
WK 107632
JB52
274
SOUTH (D)
ANKOTGS
❤Hone
Ka
4865
Both vulnerable
South West North East
to
is
1 A
Double fledt) 2
Pas 4
PASS
PAR Puss
Pass
is trying data in a corner, no speed limit, less than 23 1-8 (Note the symbolism.) Enter yards from a zebra crossing. from the left, farmer in unless undesignated or de-desig- leggings. Already the audience mated within the 00 mllca an will be agog to know what on hour speed limit, as applied to earth it is all about. In the the redesignated stretches of an unrestéleted road with less thun 12 traffic lights in, the first eight miles from the prohibited zone, unless otherwise stated: But in derestricted zones, where
TARGET
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How many words of tout letters more can you wake The Telters in the square on the tell? In making each ward, tha fettres (1 rach of the
Mintzahl acquires may be used anet ndly, fact, word must contain the large letter in the centre square, and there must be at trust dor nine-letter word in the 2151. Naturals: 20 foreign wardat no prope? TODAY'S TARGET: 22 words, good 27 words, very poolt 4 wurde excellent Solutions Tomorrow.
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the zebra crossings are more than eight yards across, exclud Ing the two kerbs, oncoming traffic must reverse at a round about which is long than
34 AN
Poss
Opening lead-- A
was not interested in hearing a double of hearts from North-and South liked his hand.
Now North made a really bril- liant bid. Moet players would have simply bid four spades on the theory that the redouble had already shown their full strength 30bit North saw no harm in n four-club bid just to see what South would do.
yards from DR undesignated
stretch of decontrolled road.
Printer's frolic
Who, site wondered, could Have ant hier that superb bouquet of red noses,
(From a serial story.)
NOME clown, no doubt. Yet, she told herself, it must be someone who thinks that I col- ivet false
"Put these water, Maggie," she said absent mindedly
her astonished mald,
La
YOUR BIRTHDAY ....By STELLA
THURSDAY, MARCH 27
PORN Today, you like to make plans on a large scale rat follow them through, Personally you dislike the detail work entailed in pressing some huge enterprise,
and this is where your executive abilty will winrut you in good stead. You know how to walect the right people for the right job. You let others attend to the routine while you use your energies in formulating how and excluing ideas.
centre of any group.
You women are exceptionally intuitive and ast almost entirely upon hurches. You rarely are able to give a restson for what you do. But, fortunately fur you, it is usually the right move. Your men have the same tendency but, manike, prefer to call your "accurate, arap judgment!”
You demand a certain amount of love and affections all the time and will be happiest it you wed while It likely that you
young no that you have your own would do adoring family well in public relatione, advertising,
growing up around you. You are devoted to politics and selling. You enjoy family and
your will do travelling and any busines wh
everything in your poweEF koope you on the move will make and contented.
to make them happy you happy. You grow sale if you
tay in
Among use barn en one place too Jong were: King Louis XVII of France; this dato Monotony will keen You from Ruth Han having now ideal If you begin
McCormick Simms to foc frustrated or heamed in by Coe, financier: Genevieve Ward and publisher and leglaiator; George S. your environment then you should Gloria week greener pastureal
Swanson, You thrive Brainard Lyman, noted cleric.
actresses, and on change and activity.
You have a keen sense of humour, atore for you tomorrow, select your To And what the stars have in and in conversation you are some birthday war and read the antres thing of a wit. You make friends panding paragraph. Let your birth- ely and are usually found in the day star be your daily guide,
FRIDAY, MARCH 28
ARIES
_ENTAL, 21-Apr. 2500 Deal with the publié and be nie- reful in one importans inter
doel. Take time oul, however, for romaner, t00.
TAURUA (Apr. 21-May- 21- You will and that domestic interests take up your time now. A bright idea inay further your romance?
CHESS
By LEONARD BARDEN
GEMINI (May 22-JRMS 21)- Clear the decks for an exciting week-end. Get some recreation this evening. Be ready for action to- morrow!
CANCER (Juno Don't attempt anything spectacular 22-July 23)- today. Act or YOUT Intuitive gulddace and advance your personal affairs.
1.KO (July 24-Aug. 23).m This may be an exciting day. Your ambitions are high and you want Make a try
20 reach the moon!
for it.
VIRGO
Conditions
(Avg.
New ideas in the
24.Bapt.
21)- improve for you, too. realm of › $200 creative art can bring new pro- gigas and succes
LIBRA (Sept.
business
12
El-Oct. 2)- News contacts can bring Lecreased
bencdita.
Can bo pleasantly interesting on the pocke Loves, a well.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 27)-- Friendly co-operation can be helpful at the office and at home. Accept assistance with a smile.
SAUITTAILIUS (Nov. 21-Dec. 22)— Domestic laques probably tako first place in your activities now. Botto aome periding, problem entisfactorily.
CAPRICORN (Dec, 23-34, 203-
A new and interesting pattern in your family and stakerom 110 com maka, its appearance today, bringing pleasure,
AQUARIUS (Jan. 31-Feb 10)- The tide se ngain turned in your favour, Accomplish a great deal and maka p for any time lot A problem by FF. Berhausen
(Tod,
10-Mar. Üheks Amateur, 1929). White You may taks » calculated risks in mmates in two.
socomplishing Important DataEW involving.domerie And LANGDEM
Dio, B3T2)
Condon Expresa Kerala
brilliant. South also became He might have signed off at four spades but he saw no harm in showing his heart vold. He only held 11 points but his hand looked slammish if North had spade support and a good club suit.
The fourl-heart bid Was enough for North. He visualised no spade or heart losers. He held only one, diamond and if a club finesse was
needed it ought to be right. North lenp- ed to six spades.
A fine example of a proper slam bid with almost nothing in the combined hands,
VCARD Senseno
Q-The bidding has been; North Fast Rovih El
Pass
N.T. Pass
Want Pass
You, South, hold: AAKB65 543 6876 4105
What do you do?
A-Bid three no-trump. Your hand is of a no-irump pattern and there is no reason to sug- gest spades any more for the final contract.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as in the question just answered.
You, South, hold: MAK865 WA43 4876 4105 What do you do after your partner's two no-trump rebld?
Answer Tomorrow
CROSSWORD
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11. Particularly feat stream (5. 41 13 Bhort
time. (a). 14 Drugs. (D) 16. Monarch. NY. TWIN (5) 19. Nonsense,
farge bird. (AS 24. Canjunation. (3)
26. Bing falsetto. (8)′′
Down
20, insect. (4)
Modest, (9) Another largo utrd. (8) The boss. (
Maldon nameʻtadiuatur. (8)
Blang, bet. (9)
| Durdening
Ti Chan for council.
10, cawood.
13. attor
pinoo (7)
Deal, 14).
ariak. (3)
22. Trouble. D
Bertades' veistara
WOMANSENSE
Youthful And In Fashion
Can
*
AT LEFT: A cone-
shaped coat for Spring. One of the leading Paris designers has created this tapered and pyramid shaped coat in heavy pink ottoman silk, to be worn over Д shaped moss green shan- tung dress.
cone-
AT
RIGHT: Scottish
model Deidre Mackenzle
wears this while rayon Jersey dress. The looped
train of nylon organza is in tangerine. - Central
Press Photos Lid.
You Point
With
PLAYING bridge,
you
glance down at your. hands they're rough, red, dreadful-looking!
You shake hands with your well-manicured hostess suddenly
disconcert- discover Ingly that your own polish is chipped and in need of repair!
An attractive man leans over to light your cigaretic und you're embarrassingly conscious
thing but pretty!
Pride? Why Girls
pale damage end, more impor- tant, prevent it.
LOTION
Lotion should be stocked all through the house. Keep one
Like Men
To Boss Them
boltle in the bathroom, one in ASK a woman whether
the kitchen,
women workers prefer Use them every time you've had your hands in to have a man in charge of water, Place a third bottle on them, and a high proportion your night table. Dip into it the will answer "Yes." So says inst thing before going to bod,
Miss Elizabeth Pepperell, assistant director of the In- dustrial Welfare Society.
The women's reasons--as noted by Miss Pepperell-to-
morning.
Such
at your hands appear any first thing on getting up in the
lotioning wil pay off in smooth, pretty skin, Hand care should also include a weekly manicure. At least, every seven days, those nails be the bass. must be stripped clean of polish z. and given a new coating of
ALWAYS ON DISPLAY
Such things happen every day, for hands, are always on display. Almost everything we do, calls attention to their ap- pearance,
You'd think women would renilso this, but they don't, until such incidents occur.
caine.
For a job that will last an entire week without chipping, give nails a base coat, two conts of polish and a sealer coat. Bring the polish down Hands need plenty of TLC-ulor the tip of the nail. tender, loving, care. They take a a trick that works well. - beating and often show it.
Dally they should be slathered with lotion or cream. It will re-
and
JEANNE D'ARCY
►
It seems right for a man to Men are easier to work for
they are not sticklers for rules,
3. It's caser to get concessions
from men.
It's more interesting to have a man around-capecially it he is a bachelor.
5. Women are harder to please. Comments Miss Fopperell: "A wonian supervisor has to be tough because of the prejudice of those above her."
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Picki's Mysterious Hunt
Knarf And Teddy Get A Surprise........
By MAX TRELL for, but let's go anyway. Maybe wo co and something we're not
Sniffling The Floor
TEDDY, the Stuffed Bear, came looing for."
bumbling up to Hiawatha, the Small-Sized Wooden Indinn. Let's go hunting, HI," sald Teddy.
So Knart and Teddy walised "Bob!" sold Hiawatha, giving out into the hallway and there big fat friend
gloomy look. they saw Pick! Poo, the Poodle, "You couldn't hunt for the end moving past them with his nose
the floor, anl of your nose in bright sun- to
muming. shine."
He waved Teddy away. Teddy walked off Very sorrowfully.
With A Searchlight
a
Boy
A moment or two later, be spied Knarf, the Shadow with the Turned-About Name' who was looking under the table with a searchilight.
"What are you looking for?" Teddy asked.
"I think my red ball rolled under hore. Ab, there it is!"* Knarf exclaimed.
"You're
1 good hunter" Toddy sold.
"Am 17" asked Kaart:
"Yes," said Toddly. "I couldn't
find the end of my noSG ON G
| sunshiny day. But I'm sure you
could. Let's go hunting!"
"Well," Bald Knarf, "I don't know what we can go hunting.
and
"Look!" whispered Teddy to Kharf. "Picki Foo is hunting for something. What do you think he's hunting for?"
Picki Poo moved down the hallway until he came to the cellar door.
"Ho's going down in the cellar," whispered Teddy.
"He's hunting for the Cat," cold Knart.
"Nobody ever knows what dogs hunt for," Bald Knart. they don't "Most of the time. even know themselves,"
The Dining Room "Picki Poo!" Teddy shouted
Instead of going down into Poodle. "What are the cellar, Picki Poo turned and afton the you hunting for?"
went into the dining room. He But Picki Poo went right on, sniffed at the chair. He snuffed and snuffling and at the table. He crept around mifling
the walls. Then ho ron out Jldn't bother to answer,
again.
Whatever he
looking for," said Knarf, "he didn't find It in the dining room."
"Let's follow him and And out," sald Knurf to Teddy.
Rupert and the Lost List-44
"Happy On Christmas moriing Rupert runs to find Mr. Bear. gazes at the parcels at the loot Christmas, Daddy 1" be certam of his bed. Taking one of a special. **Look, I've got the very presents shape he unpacke it.
1 hoped for. They were brought. "That's it that's it "be whispers. That's by toy Cowboy, not by Santa...
told Santa Claus the very thing 'Claus's secretary wanted." Ished. What wonderful things Quickly opening the others ha ''Tuppen to yosi 1” ɓse aaya.
ALL MONTE RESTAYED,
Mr. Bear looki aston,
war
was
Then Pickl ran up the stairs. The door to the bedroom partly open. Picki Poo pushed In. He looked under the bed, He sniffed behind the radiators. He sniffed behind the lamp. Then he ran out again.
"Not there, Teddy to Koort.
olther," Bold
"He's going up into the attic,"
2-20
Teddy walked away from Hiawatha very sorrowfully.
forward and pounce on dome- thing
"He's found 1!" cried Toddy. Knart rushed up to see what was.
It
It as n soup bonel
"Well," and Teddy to Kharf,
as they bolli stood next to They followed Picki Poo up Hiawatha later, huntars don't the wooden attic stolte inlo the always hunt for things like lions warm, darkish attic. And now and tigers, do they?"
Picki Poo sniffed and muffed at
ali
"I guess hunters just hunt for the old things stored up whatever they want to, and.” there, at the rolls of carpet said Knarf, "like me hunting the old trunk, the shoes and for my red rubber ball boots that no one wore any more.
Pounced On It
"I wish I had something to humit for," said Toddy,
"You'd better try hunting for the end of your nose out in the and: sunshine," said Hiawatha in bẩn -
And suddenly Teddy' mw`-Ficki tesp joyfully gloomy voice,