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village." replied the mother

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with a wide mouth talks mort reader, loudly than one with a roll Bocams, must be told.

tad nung about the fish-shop innuth."

where Nellie Shedd worked For a mall outlay on haddock, he had wheedled out of her the

ture of her winnings, and fod waked home with her. nu leaving her he had said: -We are looking very pretty

You might as well say that a inan with large ears heats het- ter than a man with small oms, ** that enan with nostrils and two bridges to his nose breathes more easily thm anyone else. There ate 100 many,cretion rawling about e the edge of 1210 amateur scientists, and they should realise that the rest of us are just as good at talking through our brimless Arabians hats the "expert:.,"

Oh, I say, look here

LABY who is a court that ahe scarcely dares to breathe went to prety in u gorgeous jewelled turban. A facellous mut who hart not been introduced to her, it was feeling rather jaunty, stopspire! in front of her, and said in a

polay."

and she had replied; "Oh. Mr Edward, you shouldn't stel thiag Edward hacked his breeches with his riding-whip, and retorted: "Oh. 2 don't know. Why not?"

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THE CHINA MAIL, FRIDAY, -- JANUARY - 17, - -1958.

•JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Swindle Scores At Tournament

By OSWALD JACOBY TN the recent upper New York

regional tournament JEL Schenectady every North and South pair reached the heart Rame and every West player opened the -queen of spades.

South won with the ace and ployed the ace and king of trumps. When West showed out each South saw that he had to And a quick parking spot of his loring spade. The club Ancase was tempting but it looked bet- ter to see what could be done in the diamond suit first, The Jelag and ace of diamonds would be played and when East's queen fell on the second lead the jack of diarnenda look care of the lostag spade, and declarer held his loses to two trumps and one club.

When Charley Coleman of Corpus Christi, Tex., held the East hand he worked out u neat swindle

that elicited the com-

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to much to ask if there is any thing to declare. If I were an kime, I would guarantee to the .:++1

-through Fastens by lonking Innocent.

Mothurst Grunge (IV) «HON asked Lady Arabella Driftynge, Taising her five. guinea pyettows, "who are all these queer met about the

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A-Bid Ave clubs. You have already signed off once at threo no-trump so you can afford to show this ace now.

TODAY'S QUESTION Your partner has jumped la five diamonds directly over your three dis not response. What do you do in this cose?

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YOUR BIRTHDAY

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FRIDAY, JANUARY 17

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BOYS'

Child's Sore Throat

May Mean Serious Ill

By HERMAN N. BUNDESEN, M.D.

A SORE throat may menn real Without delay, summon your danger. So don't just ahrug it off. doctor if your youngster has any With children, a sore throat combination of two or, more of might lead to something na sert these symptoms. They are par- ous as thoumatla fever. In fact, ticularly important if they follow most cases of rheumaila ferera sore throat, follow a "atrep throat," tonsillitis School Children

or perhaps scarlet fever. Seems to RecoTSI

Primarily, rheumatic fever la a (disease of children of school age,

In such instances, the young-and kids don't usually complain ater seems to recover from the unless there is something serl- sore throat all right and appears ously wrong with them. So it's 03 the to be perfectly well in two or up to you parents to be three days. However, if he is sus-alert for any danger signals. captible, symptoms of rheumatic The secret of preventing thou- tever may develop within two or matis fever is in getting a jump it. If a sore throat is treated three

wecks.

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diagnose direnne, you' might be on the watch velop. such symptoms as loss of If your youngster has already had a bout with this disease, weight, poor appetite, nervous-

for

ness and frequent colds. Pain in you've got to be especially watch- the jolais, either with or without fal for a recurrence. swelling, may also be a sign of QUESTION AND ANSWER theumatic fever, especially if M. R. Can you tell me what occurs in the knees, wrists or causes Jacksonian epilepsy and ankles.

whether it can be cured?

Answer: Jacksonian epilepsy is caused by increased pressure

Other Symptome

A pale complexion, either a within the skull cavity, which high or low fever, frequent nose may be due to head injuries or bleeds and complaints of being to tumors. Sometimes, an opera tired might be symptoms. Sotion to relieve the pressure brings might frequent stomach aches. Jabout improvement.

1557. King Features ByMeats, Tar

AND GIRLS'

The Big Cake Crisis

-Hanid Kren Fanrily What to Do About It-

"I don't know," said Teddy. "Something in the oven is burn- Ing!"

By MAX TRELL

"NOW be sure, Judy said to her husband. Mr Punch. in half an "to wake me 18 p hour.

"Why?" asked Mr Pauch... "Because," sald Juty. the ruke is in the oven and I don't want it to burn."

clear," said "Certainly, my Mr Punch. "You just go ahead unti lake your nap. Leave everything to me,"

to

Settled Comfortably

So Judy went off to her room

take her up. while Punch settled himselt comfor- tably over book in his easy chair by the sunny window,

Now I don't know whether It wns Judy or Mr Punch who fell asleep first, but, in any case. hardly ten minutes had gone by before Judy in her bed, and Mr I'unch in its easy chair, were both smuzing away, quile for getful of the cake that was in the oven, getting baked.

Bumbled Up

11 was just half an hour later

when Teddy the Stuffed Bear came bunbling up to his friend Knarf the Shadow-Boy.

"It's burning! It's burning!" Teddy shouted.

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read the People are always Ülriaday star and right direction.

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Lel fort and you seem able to cheer birthday star be your daily guide.

SATURDAY, JANUARY 18

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PJACES (Fob. 26-Diar 207- VILO0

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Livestigation of s Be sure you are right

have one shopping to attend to. Don't accept any now offer without Pind bargaina.

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details. before you start, 13-JADS

21)

If you work on Saturdays, you wil Red this ATL especially Zavouraón day to get a job finished. Be it susirious.

BAGITTARIUS (Nov, 23-Dec. '12). It is belter for you to stick Larky closely to ebuline salher. COME ES aft on BernaLIČINE JAWAY,

"What 19?" naked Knart.

Hand took the cake

out of the oven.

Teddy Was Right

Kinrt dashed into the kitchen, He took one whift of the air! He

immediately knew

that Teddy was right! Something in the oven was burning! From the smell of it, he was sure that it was Judy's cake.

"Where's Judy!!! Knurf asked. "I don't know repiled Teddy. "Judy!" Judy!" shouted Knart. "Where are you?"

There was no answer, Suddenly they both spied Mr Peach. He was sleeping peace- fully over his book, smiling like a baby while the enke was burn- Fig.

"Me Puneb! Me Punch! Wake up!" Khat! shouted.

Burning To Cinders

"Wake up," Teddy echoed. shaking Mr Punch by the arm "The cake is burning to cinders!"

Mr Punch kept right on sleep-

Tag.

"What are we going to do" asked Teddy.

"We've got to wake him up,” said Knarf,

Teddy ran down the holl and come back a minute Inter with a drum. He whanged and bang- ed the drum right under Mr

Punch's noce.

10.

Didn't Stir

Mr Punch didn't stir.

Khart got

dish pan and hit

Mr Punch slept an.

Toddy got a bell and rung I.

Mr Punch slept on.

Knarf and Teddy turned the radio, on full blast. Mr Punch smiled and slept on.

The cake kept on burning! At that moment, Hanid the Shadew-Girl came in.

"What's all the noise about?” she asked.

The cake is burning!" sald

Rupert and the Thinking Cap-27

As they approach follo's caravan ora and lots of things and she likes Rupert a

tight. Well, I've finished odd stories like that one of yours." that job." he says, " and still no. At the sound of their voices the **Well. idea has come for helping Gregory. old lady comes forward. I'd better go home. No, wait little bear, you've a problem Naw el alte miles. "Well, 1e mirane," says Hollo.

Gramay all about it and mind you leave nothing out." ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

that you're here you'd better way and see my Granny. She know

MAGAZINE

Leftover Turkey

By ALICE DENHOFF

TOW about a good, supper

H soup from the sldn

and bones of the turkey?

First remove and set nude the meat from the turkey carcass.

Simmer Ingredients

Break bones and place in a Ierge kettle with 2 qt, water (or onc enough to cover bones). sliced, raw carrot, one chopped celery stalk, one minced, small onlon, tup. salt, tsp. dried parsley fakes, 4 tsp. powdered unge und one small bay leaf. Brlug to ball, simmer 2 hr.

Itemove bay leaf and banes. Chill and skim off fat. Add salt to taste. Bring to boll, add turkey meat, 1 c. peas, 2/3 c. raw rico and c. chopped mushrooms, Simmer 15 to 20 min. or until rice is tender.

Dumplings Maybo? ---

Tiny dumplings may be cooked in soup if desired, but it's a very fine soup as in. Recipe makes about 114 at.

Household Hints

Furnliure, especially planos, will be clear of fingermarks, Khurt. "We don't know where dinner. 11 was a little brown stains and grease by a polish of Judy. Is and we can't wake up along the edges but no one seein-

one gill of turpentine, of methy- Ale Punch."

nd to notice. They were much inted spirit, porafn and vine- (co busy eating i

gar. Shake well. Simple Thing

"I hope you enjoyed your nap, A painful corn can be cleared Mr Punch sold to by making a poultice of bread- my dear Hanid did a very simple thing. Judy, forgot to wake you up crumbs and vinegar and apply- She didn't bent a drin, hit a alsh pan, ring a bell or turn up happened to the cake, I see,"

in half an hour but nothing ng overnight.

Remove and few drops of lemon the radio

squeeze a yeli. scream Skic simply went into the

"Nothing at all," Judy anjolce und dress with plaster, kitchen and shut off the oven swored with a mulle.

(1 Do not squeeze

wrink and took the cake out and set k on the table to cool.

Bat she didn't smile at Mr nylon fabrics. Press gently and to prevent

· It

She smiled at Hanid let them drip dry dellelous cake. Fanch.

dding wrinkles, Everyone had it that night for and said "Thank You."

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