1957-11-27 — Page 5

This Funny World

"While you're waiting for your social security to go into effect, would you mind laking our order?"

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by Beachcomber

SADDENED parent of a dimensional

algebraic symbol boyt Narkover wriles: contained in a cuble formula "There was a time when a boy based on a reintegrated inter- could walk in safety, from the sectional transverse-plane. This bead master': house to the ingans, Hit meaNA ily thing, School Caglio, with a full wal- that every emotion ur thought let, unless some of the tougher boys or the notorious football conch happened to be about.

"Today, my boy informs me,

emi be reproduced in sculpture as a mufenatical problem.

only the biggest boys, moving in 14 0 groupe for safety, carry money

That is why Turma calts his

stytired concep! of Twilight

about with them. Only lust

was held up by a boy with is

acart tied round his faze. He

week, I hear a science master The wrong approach to

was able to identify the culprit by the scarf, which happened to A parent who be his own.

literature

NCE more there ;}* * euni-

inkatse

of books.

Ish

THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1957.

JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

This Long Suit Was Misleading

BJ OSWALD JACODY

MAKE a look

at the

South

hand, It's a pretty good one. Nine sure, tricks at no-trump and first round control of three nulla. If you are the Best bidder it is surely worth

forcing two bid.

Д

However, you happen to be

second hand and East has opened with a bid of one club. You still have the name Food hand but how should

117

In a recent New

duplicato most South

chose clube,

to double or to

you bid

Oricans

players

bid two

Now take a look at the Not much of a

North hand.

hand but a

spado suit.

nico seven card Invariably after

South doubled or que bid in clubs North Would bid spaces

NORTH

J 10 5 7 0 43

10 +2 4705

WEST A2

KU743 10973

EAST (D)

KQ95 WARSZ

4132

KQJB

SOUTH

QJO

AKQJJUS

A 10

Both vulnerable:

South Went Norths

End

Pass

JNT Риза PRES

Opening lead - - ♥ ★

bdefinitely and the partnership

a

WOMANSENSE

EAST IS LOOKING WEST FOR NEW BEAUTY IDEAS

JAPANESE WOMEN Uke American efolkes, says Miiko Taka, Scale-born movie star. She reversea trend, models

Japanese costume.

By JEANNE D'ARCY WHO says, "Never, the twain

dyeing their hair, too, Hed is: the big colour. But personally, I think it's a shame to change

shall meet!"?

that beautiful black hair. It's According to Milko Taka, much a wonderful shade." Seattle-barn Japanese movie We asked Milko

the about

stor, IL isn't so. In feminino weight problem, a major ob. matters, beauty and fashion, ression with Ainerieun females. East is going. West as fast But it's no dilemana in Japan.

possible.

The Lady!

In Black -Leather

"You hardly ever see n fat 'Exotic Americon

Japanese," she said. "They're on the silm alde can't tell Milko, who's an exatle Amerl you the secret, but you might SUEDE has swept out of town cam, visitert

recently, be interested to know that theirut now LEATHER in getting Japon where her grandmother lives diet contains very little inent.

and where she Look starring They're great eaters of fish, riced look in. The big Parts

honours in the film version of and of vegetables." "Sayonara," With her co-stor

Marlon Brando, aha Gaw Far First Courto Is Dossort Eastern Bite at first hand, had a chance to observe It closely as

a Westerner.

telephone Interview from California, she tok! US renetions to the visit,

her

atores are ling their windows with short white and patel kid costs but most popular are the full-length black leather rambersome straight, some

are

warm.

more

they

As an interesting afterthought|| bolted with metal buttons; some she mentioned that dessert (a Ured with brilliant scarlet. sweet, pastry) is the first course.

They of Japanese meal.

"Maybe," she said, "that takes practical, and can look very the edge off the appetite."

dressy. And-whatever "Japanese wunten," she said, Milko thinks American women between them and the imitation say-there is no comparison "are greatly Influenced by are far more fashion-minded-ind that sat itself on scootera American styles. Western but the Japanese are Belting cresses

a few years ago. the thing. They there fast, she says. Still, the wear itimonos in the winter, but Oriental woman, she noted, has

They are tricking into thir their summer dresses are just advantage over her Ameri-country already-I've seen two like those you see in New York can alster.

this week, both full length. or in Hollywood."

taught," observed You can got them in Milko, "that a man to every-London store coom. thing And that's

an attitude every man likes."

are

According to Miko, Japanese women are even going along with Western hair styles.

"Why, if you don't have permanent wave in Tokyo,” she ubserved, "you're just old- fashioned. Many women are

BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Willy Makes A Promise

-Toad Vows Never To Be A Hog, Again—

By MAX TRELL have because of something I ate the middle of next week. 0-0- THE Mogie Telephone in the ch" he groaned.

Playroom rang. Knarf and Dani

his THE

plaints from public libraries would up going down at some has tried to go straight when about the ever possible, I deplore the Though there have been

high spade contract. dwlessness mi present

Nur more cases of fried eggs being

The only pair to play

Wei kover."

kas markets, whimbrel's simple no-trung

ne of our top nest has been found in a copy Sidney Lazard, of Spaldinge "Ethics of Re-young players, and June, habilitation." A young reader wife, ter up thres volumes of poetry gesture for a paper-chase, characterised by the 18brorian debased as indicative intellectual outlook."

Plumber's nephew flies in THE newest Sub product, THE

Tranquijoy, the Therapealle Shampalii, can be drunk or used for stiff knees. It contains ember-drops, pyrochlor, tekin. rosin, ferro-methan.yn. Liquid plaster, akten-julen ruddin. kool, fasen, haufmn-essenge, and four kinds of lettin

molbitmtes. Physiciat

it. arc mad about

Says one doctor: "There is more vita- food in one half-glass than in u magnum of Bellish Cognac,"

out

Mathematical sculpture

that Skud Tormal |

I appears in equated the #quired parabola with the four-

CROSSWORD

Acros

Chiarreisom), (9)

Te provider. (3)

1. Gives directions. (84

Whirlpool.

View often willa Bella. (5) Unus (4)

Hafres in places.

10. Dhy, (G)

17. Rebordeliers, (4)

19. Piret garden. 16)

20. Robin of the song.

3. Emerald country (7)

Mud in late (kiing.),

Down

For the thirty.

Language.

3. Opildren love this

DE' home. RI

5. Bright-

oyed. (ai

0. Oriticised

unfality, (US

10. POR:

como. (6)

Great.

Help!

(4)

Opera (9)

(4)

18. EI tr

19

(2. 3. 4)

CHESS

by LEONARD BARDEN

(N. 1307) A problem by Dr. S. Subrah- manyan (E.C.F., 1958). White mates in two.

Solution No. 5306 1 P Kitch}, PxP; 2 R-Q5ch 1, PXRQB8ch 1, QXQ stale

mäte.

Lakdom Exprasa Sercice

of

Without comment

uz snakes, 4ins. long

One of the points that

Dit

The

playin June his only been

The Turned for two years but with Sid-Shadows WIN

About Names, speezed behind rey's teaching she is veil her way to becoming! top the booken, pushel nside the woman player.

curtain and grabbed the phone. SidneyIt was about as big as a wninet hos stressed and which all ex-but it had two mouthpieces and

that Aress is

when perts your opponents open the and

ding you don't ask your part- ner to bid unless you are ready for a major suit response.

more poisonous than English sues, are being fed on mice, un- By

they are fit enough to be

went to Scotland.

(News item.)

TARGET

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mafi qukten may it used OBEC naly,

word must contain the large letter the centre here must be at

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De nine-istler word in the Irutt M. No plants no foreign word

MAINČR. TODAY'S

To words good a word, zeru vood: 30 Notation words, excellent tomorrow.

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milcer, nigga eifeln austan

Taranis for Riera praskest plan

pieștine prac prices repele

RESIPIENT jenila 150 TRIM (H on since trip.

two éar-pieces. It was a very bid-convenient Magle Telephone,

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Hence. Juno did make strong bid but one that did not ask Sidney to take any action. She simply bid three no-trump. Sidney looked over his seven spades wistfully but decided to pass. He assumed that his wife knew what she was doing and was correct. West.chose to open heart and when the suit was continued she made four odd.

♥+CARO Serwe♣♦

Knarf and Hanid both said at once: "Hello!.1 Who's there

It was their friend Willy Toad. "I've got a tummyache," salet Wills. "Gel

doctor! Quick!

me

Faded Mushroom

After he finished groaning, Willy explained what had hap- pened to hit,

Buxxing With Flies

"Early this morning," he said. "hopped down to the edge of the pond. The whole neighbour- hort was buzzing with bluebolile es. So I hopped along and ate six blucbottle files.

"Now, I said to myself, after I had eaten the six blucbottle Bles, "hat's quile enough for fo- day,

"Then I started back. But sud- denly I stopped. I said to my- self: "Willy, you've had enough

Knart and Hani dashed out bluebottle flies for today.

of the hause, ran down the what about tomorrow?' stone steps, cut into the grove

But

"So I hopped right back and

of Pine Trees and there, sitting had six more bluebottles far to under faded mushroom. and groaning. Willy.

Was their.

friend morTOW. -

again.

"Then 1 hopped off

❤

Puss

2. 7

Patt

Q-The bidding has been; Sout West North East Pass Pass

14 14

Willy had his hands folderi over his tumay. He looked mis- erable and unhappy.

You, South, hold:

48 VAKT65 +AK#74 48 2

What do you do?

Anh trở nên trung. Tháo hand. Ls worth one more try for Kamic,

TODAY'S QUESTION

Your partner rebids to three spades. What do you do now?

Answer TomBITOW

YOUR BIRTHDAY

.By STELLA

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 27 BORN toxtay, you have been given

A

number of talente and your main dificulty may be in selecting the ong you wish to develop. You nut be warned against spreading your interests too widely or you may not achieve the bez possible results. In an age of specialisation, you will fit wine to concentrate on a single objective; finish it and then to on to something else. Orice

This is not whe, for in alincts. being yourself rather than a col. self-disciplined individual, you are able to put drama and colour into your idea You have the power to influence others. Make mure that you use this gift at all timea

a perfectionist in Since you ate your work, you are also something of an idealles when it comes to

Tivero electing your lite partner.

too

you have done this, you will find is such a thing as being

that the road to success is vehi particular. If you are, you may canley,

in out. Compromise a little anis

ziny you

unexpected Happiness and contentment.

drexa

"But Buddenly I stopped again 'Willy. 10 myself: and said you've had enough bluebottle for ilies for today and enough

"Where's the doctor?" groaned tomorrow. But what about the Willy.

"He'll be hers in a initute, dear," said Hunid.

"What happened to you?" asked Knarf. "Dors Your stomach really hurt as much as you're trying to make us think It does?"

"It's awful," sald Willy. "And it's my fault. It's all because of something I ate the middle of next week."

Knart and Hanid gave Willy n loot of astonishment.

Say It Again

"Say that again, Willy," said Hunid. "I don't think we heard you right."

"Did you say it was some- thing you ate the middle of next week?" asked Knarf.

said

day after tomorrow?" "

"I know," interrupted Hanid. "So you hopped back and had six more bluebottles for the day after tomorrow?"

Willy nodded and groaned.

Went Back For More

"And then," said Knarf, "you went back and had more blue- bottles for the day after that, and the day after that-"

"fight up until the middle of next week, sald Hauit. "Isn't that right, Willy?”

Willy groaned and rubbed his slonach.

"It's the truth," said Willy, “I shouldn't have done it. I'm A Ilog."

"You're a Toad," said Knurf. "Tut I guess you're a Hog, too." That's what

1 cald,"

the Just us Willy finished, Willy.

doctor came along. He was a He gave Willy a big "But how ccutit something you Mouse.

tund of next week green pill made of grOES ate the midle

which he ruade give you twnmyache now? It mustard sedan

It cured the lan'next week yell It Isn't the Willy swallow.

It's stomachache right away. nuch too restricting to work under Lang, per: Arteman Ward middle of next week yet. foueuse gbe. You have many of And Loula Bromfield, authors; only the middle of this week!"

"I'll never be a log again," qualica1003 For leadership William Henry Toda Bipbuilder;

Rather impatient of those whoce ninds may not work: as quickly an your, you probably will find that you do your best work when you

Among those born on this date were: Charles A. Bearu, blatorian:

are your uw boes, You and it Farze Kemble, setrena; Maryaset

the

and you should develop them, for Albert F Bellows ertlit: Ted "I don't care what it is," said Willy kept saying. "I won't even in leading others, your best talents fusing. sporto announcer, und

Willy. "I've got a tummynche be a Pig?"

will be utiliced.

Although you like to believe that

unemotional and act on

Fou are

Cornelius Vanderbilt, financier.

To find what the stars have in reason plong, the truth £ you more for you tomorrow, select your are, at heart, emotional, enthusiastie. birthday star and read the cor und at times, even lanpulsive, You responding Datagroph. Let учит have tried du restrain these "in- birbday star, be your daily guide.. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 28 SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Bec. 22)wn

(stay

21)- Social aspects of this day are highly. Be carefiú to omit no details from inportant to your happiness, your planning and you will Got whether entertaining vr being that everything goes along entertained.

splendidly.

GEMINI

21-June

2.July 2)

CAPRICORN (Dee. 23-Jan, 20)-CANCEL (June Moderation-ven in the aziount of No lest-minute rushing around i turkeyl-in the wisent plan it you you are to be a solaxed host or are to enjoy the entire day,

hostees Have wwerything rookly “AquaRlus (Jan. 21-Feb. 19) ahead of time.

It plans have been well-made, then

LED (July Ze-Alt.

*3)--

All foet well at your house and You can avoid minap duo to

uverything:

jovanir.

harmonious And curelestioso if you follow out your

1SUES (Fri. 20-31ar. 20

Let it be hoped you left no lagi

aninuto details to nake attre

originally scheduled glans.

VIRGO CANE. 24-Sept. 27-

If you are fortunate enough to

then talte full advantage of it by ΑΠΑΡΗ (Mar. 21-Apr. 20) Ketung out of town. Early mamming and evening hours

Thanksgiving dinner a splendid have the long boladay week-end,

SUVK

LEBRA (Bapt. 21.0ck

ere the best for you-probably the Forethought con inost relaxing. The

THAKK

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it all arrangements are well under Ry using your executive control, you can spend a pleasant at home

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abilities Instead of at the oftior; and happy relaxing day with your You Our execute today′′E LYOKTAMI family.

efficiently.

Rupert and Rusty-38

The silent watchers have not loaig to wait. They hear a stumbe ing toornep close behind them. then the cupboard door is Bang open and a heavy gute - strides out. “Oh, it's hind" (ứa the seranger," gaapa Ruspert. The new comer-swings round, but at the

sight of Rupert's companion he checks himself and mares in smazement while the old gratk man folds län amme and looks equally astonished. **So it's you i Alter all these years.” says the old man stemly. And, what je your, game now?" ALL RIGHTS RETRAVED

Dr. Mouse gavo Willy a big tven pill.

''She's

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