This Funny World
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SADDENED parent of a dimensional
algebraic symbol boyt Narkover wriles: contained in a cuble formula "There was a time when a boy based on a reintegrated inter- could walk in safety, from the sectional transverse-plane. This bead master': house to the ingans, Hit meaNA ily thing, School Caglio, with a full wal- that every emotion ur thought let, unless some of the tougher boys or the notorious football conch happened to be about.
"Today, my boy informs me,
emi be reproduced in sculpture as a mufenatical problem.
only the biggest boys, moving in 14 0 groupe for safety, carry money
That is why Turma calts his
stytired concep! of Twilight
about with them. Only lust
was held up by a boy with is
acart tied round his faze. He
week, I hear a science master The wrong approach to
was able to identify the culprit by the scarf, which happened to A parent who be his own.
literature
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of books.
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THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1957.
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
This Long Suit Was Misleading
BJ OSWALD JACODY
MAKE a look
at the
South
hand, It's a pretty good one. Nine sure, tricks at no-trump and first round control of three nulla. If you are the Best bidder it is surely worth
forcing two bid.
Д
However, you happen to be
second hand and East has opened with a bid of one club. You still have the name Food hand but how should
117
In a recent New
duplicato most South
chose clube,
to double or to
you bid
Oricans
players
bid two
Now take a look at the Not much of a
North hand.
hand but a
spado suit.
nico seven card Invariably after
South doubled or que bid in clubs North Would bid spaces
NORTH
J 10 5 7 0 43
10 +2 4705
WEST A2
KU743 10973
EAST (D)
KQ95 WARSZ
4132
KQJB
SOUTH
QJO
AKQJJUS
A 10
Both vulnerable:
South Went Norths
End
Pass
JNT Риза PRES
Opening lead - - ♥ ★
bdefinitely and the partnership
a
WOMANSENSE
EAST IS LOOKING WEST FOR NEW BEAUTY IDEAS
JAPANESE WOMEN Uke American efolkes, says Miiko Taka, Scale-born movie star. She reversea trend, models
Japanese costume.
By JEANNE D'ARCY WHO says, "Never, the twain
dyeing their hair, too, Hed is: the big colour. But personally, I think it's a shame to change
shall meet!"?
that beautiful black hair. It's According to Milko Taka, much a wonderful shade." Seattle-barn Japanese movie We asked Milko
the about
stor, IL isn't so. In feminino weight problem, a major ob. matters, beauty and fashion, ression with Ainerieun females. East is going. West as fast But it's no dilemana in Japan.
possible.
The Lady!
In Black -Leather
"You hardly ever see n fat 'Exotic Americon
Japanese," she said. "They're on the silm alde can't tell Milko, who's an exatle Amerl you the secret, but you might SUEDE has swept out of town cam, visitert
recently, be interested to know that theirut now LEATHER in getting Japon where her grandmother lives diet contains very little inent.
and where she Look starring They're great eaters of fish, riced look in. The big Parts
honours in the film version of and of vegetables." "Sayonara," With her co-stor
Marlon Brando, aha Gaw Far First Courto Is Dossort Eastern Bite at first hand, had a chance to observe It closely as
a Westerner.
telephone Interview from California, she tok! US renetions to the visit,
her
atores are ling their windows with short white and patel kid costs but most popular are the full-length black leather rambersome straight, some
are
warm.
more
they
As an interesting afterthought|| bolted with metal buttons; some she mentioned that dessert (a Ured with brilliant scarlet. sweet, pastry) is the first course.
They of Japanese meal.
"Maybe," she said, "that takes practical, and can look very the edge off the appetite."
dressy. And-whatever "Japanese wunten," she said, Milko thinks American women between them and the imitation say-there is no comparison "are greatly Influenced by are far more fashion-minded-ind that sat itself on scootera American styles. Western but the Japanese are Belting cresses
a few years ago. the thing. They there fast, she says. Still, the wear itimonos in the winter, but Oriental woman, she noted, has
They are tricking into thir their summer dresses are just advantage over her Ameri-country already-I've seen two like those you see in New York can alster.
this week, both full length. or in Hollywood."
taught," observed You can got them in Milko, "that a man to every-London store coom. thing And that's
an attitude every man likes."
are
According to Miko, Japanese women are even going along with Western hair styles.
"Why, if you don't have permanent wave in Tokyo,” she ubserved, "you're just old- fashioned. Many women are
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Willy Makes A Promise
-Toad Vows Never To Be A Hog, Again—
By MAX TRELL have because of something I ate the middle of next week. 0-0- THE Mogie Telephone in the ch" he groaned.
Playroom rang. Knarf and Dani
his THE
plaints from public libraries would up going down at some has tried to go straight when about the ever possible, I deplore the Though there have been
high spade contract. dwlessness mi present
Nur more cases of fried eggs being
The only pair to play
Wei kover."
kas markets, whimbrel's simple no-trung
ne of our top nest has been found in a copy Sidney Lazard, of Spaldinge "Ethics of Re-young players, and June, habilitation." A young reader wife, ter up thres volumes of poetry gesture for a paper-chase, characterised by the 18brorian debased as indicative intellectual outlook."
Plumber's nephew flies in THE newest Sub product, THE
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molbitmtes. Physiciat
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Says one doctor: "There is more vita- food in one half-glass than in u magnum of Bellish Cognac,"
out
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by LEONARD BARDEN
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playin June his only been
The Turned for two years but with Sid-Shadows WIN
About Names, speezed behind rey's teaching she is veil her way to becoming! top the booken, pushel nside the woman player.
curtain and grabbed the phone. SidneyIt was about as big as a wninet hos stressed and which all ex-but it had two mouthpieces and
that Aress is
when perts your opponents open the and
ding you don't ask your part- ner to bid unless you are ready for a major suit response.
more poisonous than English sues, are being fed on mice, un- By
they are fit enough to be
went to Scotland.
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Hence. Juno did make strong bid but one that did not ask Sidney to take any action. She simply bid three no-trump. Sidney looked over his seven spades wistfully but decided to pass. He assumed that his wife knew what she was doing and was correct. West.chose to open heart and when the suit was continued she made four odd.
♥+CARO Serwe♣♦
Knarf and Hanid both said at once: "Hello!.1 Who's there
It was their friend Willy Toad. "I've got a tummyache," salet Wills. "Gel
doctor! Quick!
me
Faded Mushroom
After he finished groaning, Willy explained what had hap- pened to hit,
Buxxing With Flies
"Early this morning," he said. "hopped down to the edge of the pond. The whole neighbour- hort was buzzing with bluebolile es. So I hopped along and ate six blucbottle files.
"Now, I said to myself, after I had eaten the six blucbottle Bles, "hat's quile enough for fo- day,
"Then I started back. But sud- denly I stopped. I said to my- self: "Willy, you've had enough
Knart and Hani dashed out bluebottle flies for today.
of the hause, ran down the what about tomorrow?' stone steps, cut into the grove
But
"So I hopped right back and
of Pine Trees and there, sitting had six more bluebottles far to under faded mushroom. and groaning. Willy.
Was their.
friend morTOW. -
again.
"Then 1 hopped off
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Puss
2. 7
Patt
Q-The bidding has been; Sout West North East Pass Pass
14 14
Willy had his hands folderi over his tumay. He looked mis- erable and unhappy.
You, South, hold:
48 VAKT65 +AK#74 48 2
What do you do?
Anh trở nên trung. Tháo hand. Ls worth one more try for Kamic,
TODAY'S QUESTION
Your partner rebids to three spades. What do you do now?
Answer TomBITOW
YOUR BIRTHDAY
.By STELLA
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 27 BORN toxtay, you have been given
A
number of talente and your main dificulty may be in selecting the ong you wish to develop. You nut be warned against spreading your interests too widely or you may not achieve the bez possible results. In an age of specialisation, you will fit wine to concentrate on a single objective; finish it and then to on to something else. Orice
This is not whe, for in alincts. being yourself rather than a col. self-disciplined individual, you are able to put drama and colour into your idea You have the power to influence others. Make mure that you use this gift at all timea
a perfectionist in Since you ate your work, you are also something of an idealles when it comes to
Tivero electing your lite partner.
too
you have done this, you will find is such a thing as being
that the road to success is vehi particular. If you are, you may canley,
in out. Compromise a little anis
ziny you
unexpected Happiness and contentment.
drexa
"But Buddenly I stopped again 'Willy. 10 myself: and said you've had enough bluebottle for ilies for today and enough
"Where's the doctor?" groaned tomorrow. But what about the Willy.
"He'll be hers in a initute, dear," said Hunid.
"What happened to you?" asked Knarf. "Dors Your stomach really hurt as much as you're trying to make us think It does?"
"It's awful," sald Willy. "And it's my fault. It's all because of something I ate the middle of next week."
Knart and Hanid gave Willy n loot of astonishment.
Say It Again
"Say that again, Willy," said Hunid. "I don't think we heard you right."
"Did you say it was some- thing you ate the middle of next week?" asked Knarf.
said
day after tomorrow?" "
"I know," interrupted Hanid. "So you hopped back and had six more bluebottles for the day after tomorrow?"
Willy nodded and groaned.
Went Back For More
"And then," said Knarf, "you went back and had more blue- bottles for the day after that, and the day after that-"
"fight up until the middle of next week, sald Hauit. "Isn't that right, Willy?”
Willy groaned and rubbed his slonach.
"It's the truth," said Willy, “I shouldn't have done it. I'm A Ilog."
"You're a Toad," said Knurf. "Tut I guess you're a Hog, too." That's what
1 cald,"
the Just us Willy finished, Willy.
doctor came along. He was a He gave Willy a big "But how ccutit something you Mouse.
tund of next week green pill made of grOES ate the midle
which he ruade give you twnmyache now? It mustard sedan
It cured the lan'next week yell It Isn't the Willy swallow.
It's stomachache right away. nuch too restricting to work under Lang, per: Arteman Ward middle of next week yet. foueuse gbe. You have many of And Loula Bromfield, authors; only the middle of this week!"
"I'll never be a log again," qualica1003 For leadership William Henry Toda Bipbuilder;
Rather impatient of those whoce ninds may not work: as quickly an your, you probably will find that you do your best work when you
Among those born on this date were: Charles A. Bearu, blatorian:
are your uw boes, You and it Farze Kemble, setrena; Maryaset
the
and you should develop them, for Albert F Bellows ertlit: Ted "I don't care what it is," said Willy kept saying. "I won't even in leading others, your best talents fusing. sporto announcer, und
Willy. "I've got a tummynche be a Pig?"
will be utiliced.
Although you like to believe that
unemotional and act on
Fou are
Cornelius Vanderbilt, financier.
To find what the stars have in reason plong, the truth £ you more for you tomorrow, select your are, at heart, emotional, enthusiastie. birthday star and read the cor und at times, even lanpulsive, You responding Datagroph. Let учит have tried du restrain these "in- birbday star, be your daily guide.. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 28 SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Bec. 22)wn
(stay
21)- Social aspects of this day are highly. Be carefiú to omit no details from inportant to your happiness, your planning and you will Got whether entertaining vr being that everything goes along entertained.
splendidly.
GEMINI
21-June
2.July 2)
CAPRICORN (Dee. 23-Jan, 20)-CANCEL (June Moderation-ven in the aziount of No lest-minute rushing around i turkeyl-in the wisent plan it you you are to be a solaxed host or are to enjoy the entire day,
hostees Have wwerything rookly “AquaRlus (Jan. 21-Feb. 19) ahead of time.
It plans have been well-made, then
LED (July Ze-Alt.
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All foet well at your house and You can avoid minap duo to
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harmonious And curelestioso if you follow out your
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Let it be hoped you left no lagi
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originally scheduled glans.
VIRGO CANE. 24-Sept. 27-
If you are fortunate enough to
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Thanksgiving dinner a splendid have the long boladay week-end,
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efficiently.
Rupert and Rusty-38
The silent watchers have not loaig to wait. They hear a stumbe ing toornep close behind them. then the cupboard door is Bang open and a heavy gute - strides out. “Oh, it's hind" (ứa the seranger," gaapa Ruspert. The new comer-swings round, but at the
sight of Rupert's companion he checks himself and mares in smazement while the old gratk man folds län amme and looks equally astonished. **So it's you i Alter all these years.” says the old man stemly. And, what je your, game now?" ALL RIGHTS RETRAVED
Dr. Mouse gavo Willy a big tven pill.
''She's
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