1957-05-27 — Page 5

THE CHINA MAIL,

MONDAY, MAY 27, 1957.

This Funny World

"Same here. Every few hours one of my parents yells, Get off that phone!""

BY

THE

WAY

by Beachcomber

BOOK of etiquette says that Hostessani should not be truer eager to expirit.' distinguished guests. Thus, one should not say te i remaind Bas-blower, "Won't you blow a something," Mr Treads?**

Musicians are usually the nood ready to perform, laut the hostess must not call the vindi e fiddle, Nor must she way to the poet, "Say us short hit of poetry.", A lady of title mee zaid

Evans the Hearse, who had just belped himself lo peas. "Do" get down on the Hoor, Mr Evans. und push one of them seross the rum with your use." Fir 5-11 The house in high dudget,

Tornado: Chapter 1

WEARING, upside down, one cistern-shaped

of the m

This year 3 ather, we have indre castre for pride than ever before, Magnatiern! Jams are breaking all records, “Nose Jo tail the cans waited. It was like an enchanted forest of cars, each sleepan velleje awaiting the kis of the traffic police which would break the spell and unuse ii from His hundred slumber."

Pretty Poll

JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Convention Is Often Misused

By OSWALD JACOBY

MOST bridge players play-the

Blackwood convention na f the partner of the four no-trump bidder is supposed to become i sort of vitriloquist's dummy and simply show his aes and king on demand,

In expert bridge this is not The case. Any time the four no- trump bidder follows with five no-trump his partner Is privi lested to go on to seven if he possesses solidity of suit that his parties cannot know about.

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WOMANSENSE

Fancy Barbecue Equipment

The Outdoor Chef

Please

To WHY NOT COOK FISH

LIKE MEAT?

New York, A survey showed that 84 per door chef-representing pro- annual en of all American families ducers In such diverse THE Kitchen's housewives a partial rest all familles prepare an outdoor furniture,

vacation is here, giving during the year; 55 per cent of cookhooks, garden supplies and cal rome of their meals outside fields as foods, condiments and

even building and ing the men a from pots and pans and giv- meal one to thede times a month, architectural concertis,

chance to 10 percent four to six times à month, and five percent more

The barbecue boom is the show thoir barbecue skills.

than 10 times a month, One

result of the casun! Hving trend charcoat manufacturer

said Ralph Olswang. hoad predleted, this year Americans

of Today, reported one source, 30 one outdoor equipment manu- will eat record two billion percent of all homes in the facturer more persons own cars meals outdoors, One manufay- United States have either # and can get to plente grounds, cooking equipment pre- portable grt or outdoor fire- More persons live in the huis, aprons, long-handled toks each year. This year, the com- yard dicted sites of grills, spils, chef's place, and the number Increases suburbs, where pallo or buck- invite meals outdoors. and barbecue accessories of all any sald, the nation will buy There is mure leisure time. And kinds would total $100 million in 110 thousand tones of charcoal each year the cooking equip. When Mrs Camp sitting North 1957, compared with $00 million briquets.

ment gets better. bid four no-trump she planned last year and $15 million the

It also gets faneler. to go to six spades |! Mru Hom- | yeur before, mend showed her we see. When

The

following hand bid by Martha Hammond and Sue Camp at last year's Wichita Falls tour- nament flustrates this.

WEST

10952 30 732

AQ 1092

NORTH (D)

AART

WA

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4AKJ63

EAST

None

KQ107042

+ Q 10 5 4874

SOUTH

KQJ643

VA83

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Both skles vulnerable

yous

North

Fast

Houth

Weat

1

1 A

Pass

Pass

3 A

Pass

4 N.T.

Poss

5V

Fass

5 N.T.

Робе

Раяз

Pass

J'ass

Opening lead-♥♫

SAILOR DI leave took his par past to a mue-hail. The star turn was a conjurer, Dyery time the sailor salt, "That's a and Trick, I wonder what he'll du next."

the parrot repeated the words, A trick with gun- powder went wront, and the whole theatre blew up. The pamet, fenthrilere and Blackton-

A

ad, was featind on a roof 100 gunda many. „ging "That's

do mest

Lowlers, designed to rutch rain, Geoffrey Bulstrode came down the steps of his club, Norma, dick, I wonder what he'

waiting in the Eleaming Thanatos Six, asked herself what her relatives would think of his eccentricity when they were incrried. She hit her tij with Vexation.

Why must he

make an exhibition of himself like this in the West Wnd? As he slipped into the driving wal bride her. He raised the pre- posterous, but, with u gesture more impudently comical than courteous, and the Jew drops of

had rain which it

cuflected "Geoffrey!"

spin-hed over her.

che cried in

vexation, (turn la page 2, cuturen 7)

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pride with which, when fine wether Comts. statistics trafic Jams

announced. Figures

>ix-inile Jams (40,711 cars bumper to bump- ") are given with a daredevil Swager, as who should say. "What foreigner can beat this

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YOUR BIRTHDAY

BORN today,

MONDAY, MAY 27

.... BY STELLA

you have mort others. Should you ever come fun on avenge gift of into a crusiderable fortune, you manual dexterity and you should will want to help those who are be able to do something special in need.

either in

the area of drawing

Your emotions are strong end and painting or in the trades

you are quick-temperert. where handling dine tools is

There necessary You would probably probably will be one great love be a superior surgeon, as well.

in your life and you will make Although your major interest, great sacrifices for your beloved. He in the realm of the arts, it is You expect reciprocation, how- possible that Von night also ever, and expect undivided enter business or fance, since allegience and devotion once you you bave a god head for have given your love. igre, know how to handle money

end can make peonies

turn into dollars.

You have an exceptiona) secse

of humour and your wit some-

Among Those bon? C this date were Juli Word Howe, composer: Amold Bennett, author; Dante,

IK!; Nathan Straus Jr., Cornelius Vanderbilt

tlines approaches sardonie salire. and Jay Gould, financiers; Joho Meite use of your gift for the Kendrick Bangs, humorist Lod spoken and welllen word and

Nathaniel Green, Revolutionary

became sa influence upon those War patriot.

surrounding you. Skice you are

d leader at heart, you are not -

To find what the stars have fo

clined to follow others but will store for you tomorrow, select take the initiative,

You are your birthday star and read the

ambitions, but your love for correspondi

paragraph. Let

humanity will never permit you your bhday star be your daily, to advance at the expense of guide.

TUESDAY, MAY 28

GEMINI

(May 22-June 21) Stars are favourable to your interests now, ao cient up all defall work in- portant to your future,

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-bee. 22)- A trip was bring joy and happiness Ba well as material success into your Druli. Receive a reward.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)- 'opene any new project until later on and be sure to finish up old busi-

Dist. Tuy up your life,

Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb. 19)-

CANCER (June 22.July 23) You should make real rostress now in the neid of your choice. Put forth your heat elfogta ai la tinic, LEO (July 24-Aug. 13) De adventuresome tow. Go out after what you want without delay, Pro- erastination will only result in low. A higiay productive day. Jupiter is

Vindo (Aug. 26-nept. 13) wing op you? Even friendship and Combine social and business untaire burism infermi advantageo for the best posible results. Brain-Make defalte gains and better your work brings success for you,

LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct, 23) Begin completing detall work con- nected with the month's major pro-

·ject and got it finished before the end.

SCORPIO (Oct. 14-Nov. 22)--- Today may seen to be routine, but it merna completing a job so you can be prepared to go on with and

that BOUIL

PISCES (Feb.

showed both

Mrs Hammond missing sees the bid five trun with no intention of go- o in seven herself Gut merely to give her partever a clarice la go to seven if she held very good trumpa.

Mrs Hammond die hok very good tranjas and leaped right to seven spodes, over her pariner's tive no-bump.

The graczi slam required care- ful hindling since all trumps Turut up in the West band. Mis Hammond won Die opening heart lexul and trumpad second heart with dummy's soven. She returned to her hand with a low spude and got the bad news abou! the trumps. Now she could not afford to ruit out the last heart. A club was played to the are and a cluja Trumped. A spade was played to the

Erid' another

club trumped.

ace

When both opponents follow- ed to his third club lead, dum- my's king ted Jack of clubs both became good. Mis Hammond

drew

Trumps and

made her grand slam.

CARD Sensens

-The bidding has been;

West North East 14 Pass

South

1

You, South, hold: #85 WK J7 $A32 MAJ387

What do you do?

A-Bld one no-trump. Tou have a minimum hand with a lot of your sirengih in hearts,

TODAY'S QUESTION

You have the same hand. After your bid of one no-trump West rasses and your partner bids two spades. East passes.

What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

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20. Cricketere draw the line at this.

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character. (4)

Janks of the poor lubbor lying Low. (9)

Bear coveroo (4)

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City of the Spanish rivor.

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Branch establish ment-

(6) 17, Twice the

fall.

position in old affairs. Question new ideas before comiting yourself.

ARIEN (Mar. 21-Apr. 20)-- Bushwes and Anance are under on auspicious aura and you can be of acisleving immediate Desired miccess.

TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)- Co-operativo efforts apprer to offer 18 Country the best muceran. By helping olitters, PEROR (6) you actually help yourself.

turer of

The result has bein a boom lo businesses entering to the out-

"Merlin", from Madeleine de Rauch, is a smart outfit consisting of a camel bair roat worn with a while Jersey dress. The hat is from Gilbert Oroel-Agence France-Presse.

BOYS'

A lour, to instance, of New York Arms selling outdoor equipment shows you can spend as much, or as little, as you want. "As much" may be $100 for an electrically-powered splt which starts with the touch of a bution.

A TWIN GRILL

This season for the first time, Olswing's compay features "His and Hers grill, a twin one with hood and motorised spit. Other grils have evoking ther- mometer buli. In.

Among the more elaborate are wagon grills with enclosed pots and cutting boards.

But retailers report the blt- gest sellers are the barbecues and braziers selling for $10 to $20.

Mool of the equipment is! bought by men, Olswang saki, j and most of the time they also use it.

By Ida Bailey, Allen

TOP TO BOTTOM: HaHbut with Potato Balls; Panned Filleta

of Flounder Meuniere; Ashburgers and baked sea bass with onions.

We tor

66TT is my opinion that should smell good at the glis; "The outdoor chef thinks no- is moople tent before cooking.

ne the pan with aluminum foil, then di- more home card the foil after cooking. have often glyen reelpes brolling, panning and baking whole fish in this column, suggest we give them your fine recipe for fishburgers."

years ago How Encduate of the Cordon Bleu." -Uniteet Press.

Household Hints

Brailed Fishburgers: Put 1 lb. fresh or fanwedd-frozen fish lets through the food chopper.

ing of roasting duck or tur- key, sild Olswang. "The steak more fish, if and burburger cher of a few makers cooked it like ment,

cooks like a instead of fry, fry, fry

"Stop sputtering, Chef," 1 laughed, and explain."

"Very

well, Madame. Fish is a first-class protein food which has nutritive values equal to mout like

Heat 4 c. milk, Add 2 tbsp. beef, lamb, yeal and pork, butter or margarine, i c. And oni? Then why is it almost enriched bread crumbs, tsp. always thickly breaded and salt, 4 lap, pepper and 1 tbsp. to 2 fried until dry and tasteless lemon juice. tablespoons of sherry per serving-while the house is being and garnish the soup with baconfall smelled up?" croutons. Make the croutons by cutting cubes of bread, and

humerators sauteeing them to a golden do not realise that fish really is brown in bacon drippings, nutritionally like meat and that it can be easily brolled, baked roasted, bolled, bratsed. sheets from friensseed, pot-roasted or inade

on bed-into Ashburgers," springs, stick adhesive tape

the corners Bround

ot the springs and wherever there are sharp projections.

Serving split lunch or supper?

pea soup

Add 1

-catching

prevent

and learling

AND GIRLS'

The Baron On Skates

-His One Mistake Made Quite A Splash-

By MAX TRELL

for

01

Because many

Sur Into the crumbs and stir- cook un pasty, Add the fish and chill.

Shape Info round fat cakes he hamburgers, Ruli in melled margarine. Dust with flour.

Broli at moderate temperature allowing 5 min, to each side. Baste once with melted butter "I have two rules for buying or margarine,

cooking fish, Madame. When buying

whole Ash It

and

GIRLS' MAGAZINE

"That's it, my fat and fuzzy friend! 1 was a wonderful ice- skater. And I didn't bother

BARON MUNCHAUSEN lived about making Agures either."

in his own house on Pin-

cushion. Street. This is a very "Figures?" strange street. It runs behind puzzied tone. the brokease from the wall to figures? the side of the door,

figures?"

the Stuffed Bear.

The

Teddy asked in a

"What kind

Do cekaters

of

an als lee-states when he used

to go skating.

Bgures,

"If you didn't make what did you do, Baren?" Knarf asked,

Wrote The Alphabet

make letters on my skates

"Well," be said, "I made

I did. everything from A to Z. I went through the whole alphabet, And Only Knart and Hanid,

"Indeed they do, Teddy," sald one day, do you know what I

I wrote Shadow Children with

out my whole the Baron Munchausen. "They make did?

Sylvester They get a good name Archibald turned-about names, and Teddy, Figure B's.

I made only one and Mary start, swing around, turn and by Munchausen. Jane, the Rag Doll, and one or and by if they're still able to mistake." two others knew how to find stand on their skater-they've

made

"One mistake, Baron? Then Pincushion Street.

a big figure 8 there's the Figure O. That's was ?" asked Kharf. But once you and yourself on easy. It's just a circle. Another this wonderful strečt, 19% no easy one is Figure 11. You Just trouble at all Anding Baron keep going forward, one fool Mucchausen's house. It's Num- next to the other, and you can All around the ber 33 1/3 and it's at the end make Figure 11

pond." of the street.

on

Knart and Teddy came Baron Munchausen sitting on the tops of his house, smoking a long clay pipe.

A Hot Sum

"Not a day to go ice-skating

in, is 19" Daron Munchausen said with a smile.

up at the hot sun.

He pointed

"No," said Knart. It's much too warin."

"Baron," said Teddy, remem- bering something, “did you ever go ice-skating?"

"Of course,

he did! Baron

(0) Munchausen has done every. thing!" Knart sald quickly,

Saturday's Solution

Baron Munchausen smiled.

"Yes, I've gone___ler-skating,” he finally said. "It was many. many years ago! I was young then. But how I could skatet How I could skate?"

а

"Do you mean you wore good lee-skater, Baron?" Teddy wanted to know,

Who!

" put a period - after my me," the Baron said. Teddy said: "Why was that a mistake? What was wrong with putting u period

after your dame?"

Baron Munchausen sighed. "On lee-states, it's a mistake to put a period after anything. You Bee, to make the period I had Knart and Teddy were curious to come down very hard on the to know what the Baron did toe of one fool and then spin

Boren Munchausen puffed un his clay pipe. "But I didn't waste my time doing figures, No, I did much harder things than that,"

Rupert and the Rolling Ball-16

The iron gates remain shạt, dössn't it fall >” For the bill Rupert cannot, go back so he I now halfway up the door moves gently forward round, the Test as he is going to touch it comer of the house. "Hello,quiatively the door

opens

there's a way in," he whispers. käruptly and before him stands Then he stops and atarea. Why the tall stranger smiling queerly here's that ball." he gaps, "How apu „dressed "in" old. working ever did it get up there? Why overalls,

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

The Baron wrote his name on the Ice,

Serve plain or on toasted rolls spread with

tartare. souce Garnish with plckles, cress,

tomato wedges, and/or coleslaw,

Dinner

Cream of Celery Soup Baked Whole Fish with Onions Baked French Fries

Beeto

Tossed Lettuce Green Pepper and·· Anchovy Dressing Orange Puffs

Cream Cheese Orange Sauce

Coffee

MIIK

Tea

All Measurements Are Level Recipes Proportioned to Serve é to 1

Orange Puffs: Cream 1/3 c. shortening with 2/3 c. granulat- ed sugar. Add 2 well-beaten eggs, the rated rind 1⁄4 orange

c. orange juice.

and

Sift together 1 e, enriched flour, 14 tsp. salt, isp. baking soda and 1 tsp. double-acting baking powder. Brat into the

first mixture,

round and round. Ah me! I spun

Oil rustard cups.

Half All too much. I dug a hole in the with the baller. Fit aluminium Ice and fell through into the water. It was a very bad mis- take. I got soaking wet!"

Knart looked at Teddy, Teddy looked at Knart. Could they be lleve that story?

But Boron Munchausen kept right on pulling away at his long clay pipe!

Have you got your copy of the latest Rupert Adventure?

RUPERT

and the

SNOW PRANKS

Now obtainable S. C. M. POST, LTD.

$1.00

foil pan.

over the tops; place in

a

Pour in boiling water to half the depth of the custard cups. Bake-stenm 45 min. Cool 5 min. Unmould. Serve hot with cream cheese orango sauce,

Cream Cheese Orange Sauce: Whip 3 oz. cream cheese or use 1. (4 oz.) container commercially whipped cream cheese. Blend in 4 tbsp. orange marmalakte

julce,

and

کانی

1 bsp. orolige enough to produce a Witch

creamy consistency.

Sunday Dinner

Citrus Fruit Saladettes Roast Loin Pork Sweet Potatoes

Savoury Red Cabbage Grapejulec Gel Whipped Cream

Coffee Teo

Milk

Suggestion of tho Chef'

To make green popper dross- ing for any tom od mlad. combine 1/3 c nine-chopped sweet green", PDM und 3 minced anchovie with 2/3 C. not-sweet French drowing,"