THE CHINA MAIL,
MONDAY, MAY 27, 1957.
This Funny World
"Same here. Every few hours one of my parents yells, Get off that phone!""
BY
THE
WAY
by Beachcomber
BOOK of etiquette says that Hostessani should not be truer eager to expirit.' distinguished guests. Thus, one should not say te i remaind Bas-blower, "Won't you blow a something," Mr Treads?**
Musicians are usually the nood ready to perform, laut the hostess must not call the vindi e fiddle, Nor must she way to the poet, "Say us short hit of poetry.", A lady of title mee zaid
Evans the Hearse, who had just belped himself lo peas. "Do" get down on the Hoor, Mr Evans. und push one of them seross the rum with your use." Fir 5-11 The house in high dudget,
Tornado: Chapter 1
WEARING, upside down, one cistern-shaped
of the m
This year 3 ather, we have indre castre for pride than ever before, Magnatiern! Jams are breaking all records, “Nose Jo tail the cans waited. It was like an enchanted forest of cars, each sleepan velleje awaiting the kis of the traffic police which would break the spell and unuse ii from His hundred slumber."
Pretty Poll
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Convention Is Often Misused
By OSWALD JACOBY
MOST bridge players play-the
Blackwood convention na f the partner of the four no-trump bidder is supposed to become i sort of vitriloquist's dummy and simply show his aes and king on demand,
In expert bridge this is not The case. Any time the four no- trump bidder follows with five no-trump his partner Is privi lested to go on to seven if he possesses solidity of suit that his parties cannot know about.
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WOMANSENSE
Fancy Barbecue Equipment
The Outdoor Chef
Please
To WHY NOT COOK FISH
LIKE MEAT?
New York, A survey showed that 84 per door chef-representing pro- annual en of all American families ducers In such diverse THE Kitchen's housewives a partial rest all familles prepare an outdoor furniture,
vacation is here, giving during the year; 55 per cent of cookhooks, garden supplies and cal rome of their meals outside fields as foods, condiments and
even building and ing the men a from pots and pans and giv- meal one to thede times a month, architectural concertis,
chance to 10 percent four to six times à month, and five percent more
The barbecue boom is the show thoir barbecue skills.
than 10 times a month, One
result of the casun! Hving trend charcoat manufacturer
said Ralph Olswang. hoad predleted, this year Americans
of Today, reported one source, 30 one outdoor equipment manu- will eat record two billion percent of all homes in the facturer more persons own cars meals outdoors, One manufay- United States have either # and can get to plente grounds, cooking equipment pre- portable grt or outdoor fire- More persons live in the huis, aprons, long-handled toks each year. This year, the com- yard dicted sites of grills, spils, chef's place, and the number Increases suburbs, where pallo or buck- invite meals outdoors. and barbecue accessories of all any sald, the nation will buy There is mure leisure time. And kinds would total $100 million in 110 thousand tones of charcoal each year the cooking equip. When Mrs Camp sitting North 1957, compared with $00 million briquets.
ment gets better. bid four no-trump she planned last year and $15 million the
It also gets faneler. to go to six spades |! Mru Hom- | yeur before, mend showed her we see. When
The
following hand bid by Martha Hammond and Sue Camp at last year's Wichita Falls tour- nament flustrates this.
WEST
10952 30 732
AQ 1092
NORTH (D)
AART
WA
◆ KJ04
4AKJ63
EAST
None
KQ107042
+ Q 10 5 4874
SOUTH
KQJ643
VA83
♦ ABO 43
Both skles vulnerable
yous
North
Fast
Houth
Weat
1
1 A
Pass
Pass
3 A
Pass
4 N.T.
Poss
5V
Fass
5 N.T.
Робе
Раяз
Pass
J'ass
Opening lead-♥♫
SAILOR DI leave took his par past to a mue-hail. The star turn was a conjurer, Dyery time the sailor salt, "That's a and Trick, I wonder what he'll du next."
the parrot repeated the words, A trick with gun- powder went wront, and the whole theatre blew up. The pamet, fenthrilere and Blackton-
A
ad, was featind on a roof 100 gunda many. „ging "That's
do mest
Lowlers, designed to rutch rain, Geoffrey Bulstrode came down the steps of his club, Norma, dick, I wonder what he'
waiting in the Eleaming Thanatos Six, asked herself what her relatives would think of his eccentricity when they were incrried. She hit her tij with Vexation.
Why must he
make an exhibition of himself like this in the West Wnd? As he slipped into the driving wal bride her. He raised the pre- posterous, but, with u gesture more impudently comical than courteous, and the Jew drops of
had rain which it
cuflected "Geoffrey!"
spin-hed over her.
che cried in
vexation, (turn la page 2, cuturen 7)
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YOUR BIRTHDAY
BORN today,
MONDAY, MAY 27
.... BY STELLA
you have mort others. Should you ever come fun on avenge gift of into a crusiderable fortune, you manual dexterity and you should will want to help those who are be able to do something special in need.
either in
the area of drawing
Your emotions are strong end and painting or in the trades
you are quick-temperert. where handling dine tools is
There necessary You would probably probably will be one great love be a superior surgeon, as well.
in your life and you will make Although your major interest, great sacrifices for your beloved. He in the realm of the arts, it is You expect reciprocation, how- possible that Von night also ever, and expect undivided enter business or fance, since allegience and devotion once you you bave a god head for have given your love. igre, know how to handle money
end can make peonies
turn into dollars.
You have an exceptiona) secse
of humour and your wit some-
Among Those bon? C this date were Juli Word Howe, composer: Amold Bennett, author; Dante,
IK!; Nathan Straus Jr., Cornelius Vanderbilt
tlines approaches sardonie salire. and Jay Gould, financiers; Joho Meite use of your gift for the Kendrick Bangs, humorist Lod spoken and welllen word and
Nathaniel Green, Revolutionary
became sa influence upon those War patriot.
surrounding you. Skice you are
d leader at heart, you are not -
To find what the stars have fo
clined to follow others but will store for you tomorrow, select take the initiative,
You are your birthday star and read the
ambitions, but your love for correspondi
paragraph. Let
humanity will never permit you your bhday star be your daily, to advance at the expense of guide.
TUESDAY, MAY 28
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21) Stars are favourable to your interests now, ao cient up all defall work in- portant to your future,
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-bee. 22)- A trip was bring joy and happiness Ba well as material success into your Druli. Receive a reward.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)- 'opene any new project until later on and be sure to finish up old busi-
Dist. Tuy up your life,
Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb. 19)-
CANCER (June 22.July 23) You should make real rostress now in the neid of your choice. Put forth your heat elfogta ai la tinic, LEO (July 24-Aug. 13) De adventuresome tow. Go out after what you want without delay, Pro- erastination will only result in low. A higiay productive day. Jupiter is
Vindo (Aug. 26-nept. 13) wing op you? Even friendship and Combine social and business untaire burism infermi advantageo for the best posible results. Brain-Make defalte gains and better your work brings success for you,
LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct, 23) Begin completing detall work con- nected with the month's major pro-
·ject and got it finished before the end.
SCORPIO (Oct. 14-Nov. 22)--- Today may seen to be routine, but it merna completing a job so you can be prepared to go on with and
that BOUIL
PISCES (Feb.
showed both
Mrs Hammond missing sees the bid five trun with no intention of go- o in seven herself Gut merely to give her partever a clarice la go to seven if she held very good trumpa.
Mrs Hammond die hok very good tranjas and leaped right to seven spodes, over her pariner's tive no-bump.
The graczi slam required care- ful hindling since all trumps Turut up in the West band. Mis Hammond won Die opening heart lexul and trumpad second heart with dummy's soven. She returned to her hand with a low spude and got the bad news abou! the trumps. Now she could not afford to ruit out the last heart. A club was played to the are and a cluja Trumped. A spade was played to the
Erid' another
club trumped.
ace
When both opponents follow- ed to his third club lead, dum- my's king ted Jack of clubs both became good. Mis Hammond
drew
Trumps and
made her grand slam.
CARD Sensens
-The bidding has been;
West North East 14 Pass
South
1
You, South, hold: #85 WK J7 $A32 MAJ387
What do you do?
A-Bld one no-trump. Tou have a minimum hand with a lot of your sirengih in hearts,
TODAY'S QUESTION
You have the same hand. After your bid of one no-trump West rasses and your partner bids two spades. East passes.
What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
Crossword
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11. Truco to us for a change. (9)
12. Great anakan? No little ones.
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17 Certain streek. (8)
19. The la't anything at all.
20. Cricketere draw the line at this.
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21. They're ause at church. (0)
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up
Down
A pot Beuth in the country. (O! 2. So Ata
Biblical
character. (4)
Janks of the poor lubbor lying Low. (9)
Bear coveroo (4)
5. Pren commodity
City of the Spanish rivor.
7. Gravel-volen quality. 191
3. It's maner
with a double
musical order
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Branch establish ment-
(6) 17, Twice the
fall.
position in old affairs. Question new ideas before comiting yourself.
ARIEN (Mar. 21-Apr. 20)-- Bushwes and Anance are under on auspicious aura and you can be of acisleving immediate Desired miccess.
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)- Co-operativo efforts apprer to offer 18 Country the best muceran. By helping olitters, PEROR (6) you actually help yourself.
turer of
The result has bein a boom lo businesses entering to the out-
"Merlin", from Madeleine de Rauch, is a smart outfit consisting of a camel bair roat worn with a while Jersey dress. The hat is from Gilbert Oroel-Agence France-Presse.
BOYS'
A lour, to instance, of New York Arms selling outdoor equipment shows you can spend as much, or as little, as you want. "As much" may be $100 for an electrically-powered splt which starts with the touch of a bution.
A TWIN GRILL
This season for the first time, Olswing's compay features "His and Hers grill, a twin one with hood and motorised spit. Other grils have evoking ther- mometer buli. In.
Among the more elaborate are wagon grills with enclosed pots and cutting boards.
But retailers report the blt- gest sellers are the barbecues and braziers selling for $10 to $20.
Mool of the equipment is! bought by men, Olswang saki, j and most of the time they also use it.
By Ida Bailey, Allen
TOP TO BOTTOM: HaHbut with Potato Balls; Panned Filleta
of Flounder Meuniere; Ashburgers and baked sea bass with onions.
We tor
66TT is my opinion that should smell good at the glis; "The outdoor chef thinks no- is moople tent before cooking.
ne the pan with aluminum foil, then di- more home card the foil after cooking. have often glyen reelpes brolling, panning and baking whole fish in this column, suggest we give them your fine recipe for fishburgers."
years ago How Encduate of the Cordon Bleu." -Uniteet Press.
Household Hints
Brailed Fishburgers: Put 1 lb. fresh or fanwedd-frozen fish lets through the food chopper.
ing of roasting duck or tur- key, sild Olswang. "The steak more fish, if and burburger cher of a few makers cooked it like ment,
cooks like a instead of fry, fry, fry
"Stop sputtering, Chef," 1 laughed, and explain."
"Very
well, Madame. Fish is a first-class protein food which has nutritive values equal to mout like
Heat 4 c. milk, Add 2 tbsp. beef, lamb, yeal and pork, butter or margarine, i c. And oni? Then why is it almost enriched bread crumbs, tsp. always thickly breaded and salt, 4 lap, pepper and 1 tbsp. to 2 fried until dry and tasteless lemon juice. tablespoons of sherry per serving-while the house is being and garnish the soup with baconfall smelled up?" croutons. Make the croutons by cutting cubes of bread, and
humerators sauteeing them to a golden do not realise that fish really is brown in bacon drippings, nutritionally like meat and that it can be easily brolled, baked roasted, bolled, bratsed. sheets from friensseed, pot-roasted or inade
on bed-into Ashburgers," springs, stick adhesive tape
the corners Bround
ot the springs and wherever there are sharp projections.
Serving split lunch or supper?
pea soup
Add 1
-catching
prevent
and learling
AND GIRLS'
The Baron On Skates
-His One Mistake Made Quite A Splash-
By MAX TRELL
for
01
Because many
Sur Into the crumbs and stir- cook un pasty, Add the fish and chill.
Shape Info round fat cakes he hamburgers, Ruli in melled margarine. Dust with flour.
Broli at moderate temperature allowing 5 min, to each side. Baste once with melted butter "I have two rules for buying or margarine,
cooking fish, Madame. When buying
whole Ash It
and
GIRLS' MAGAZINE
"That's it, my fat and fuzzy friend! 1 was a wonderful ice- skater. And I didn't bother
BARON MUNCHAUSEN lived about making Agures either."
in his own house on Pin-
cushion. Street. This is a very "Figures?" strange street. It runs behind puzzied tone. the brokease from the wall to figures? the side of the door,
figures?"
the Stuffed Bear.
The
Teddy asked in a
"What kind
Do cekaters
of
an als lee-states when he used
to go skating.
Bgures,
"If you didn't make what did you do, Baren?" Knarf asked,
Wrote The Alphabet
make letters on my skates
"Well," be said, "I made
I did. everything from A to Z. I went through the whole alphabet, And Only Knart and Hanid,
"Indeed they do, Teddy," sald one day, do you know what I
I wrote Shadow Children with
out my whole the Baron Munchausen. "They make did?
Sylvester They get a good name Archibald turned-about names, and Teddy, Figure B's.
I made only one and Mary start, swing around, turn and by Munchausen. Jane, the Rag Doll, and one or and by if they're still able to mistake." two others knew how to find stand on their skater-they've
made
"One mistake, Baron? Then Pincushion Street.
a big figure 8 there's the Figure O. That's was ?" asked Kharf. But once you and yourself on easy. It's just a circle. Another this wonderful strečt, 19% no easy one is Figure 11. You Just trouble at all Anding Baron keep going forward, one fool Mucchausen's house. It's Num- next to the other, and you can All around the ber 33 1/3 and it's at the end make Figure 11
pond." of the street.
on
Knart and Teddy came Baron Munchausen sitting on the tops of his house, smoking a long clay pipe.
A Hot Sum
"Not a day to go ice-skating
in, is 19" Daron Munchausen said with a smile.
up at the hot sun.
He pointed
"No," said Knart. It's much too warin."
"Baron," said Teddy, remem- bering something, “did you ever go ice-skating?"
"Of course,
he did! Baron
(0) Munchausen has done every. thing!" Knart sald quickly,
Saturday's Solution
Baron Munchausen smiled.
"Yes, I've gone___ler-skating,” he finally said. "It was many. many years ago! I was young then. But how I could skatet How I could skate?"
а
"Do you mean you wore good lee-skater, Baron?" Teddy wanted to know,
Who!
" put a period - after my me," the Baron said. Teddy said: "Why was that a mistake? What was wrong with putting u period
after your dame?"
Baron Munchausen sighed. "On lee-states, it's a mistake to put a period after anything. You Bee, to make the period I had Knart and Teddy were curious to come down very hard on the to know what the Baron did toe of one fool and then spin
Boren Munchausen puffed un his clay pipe. "But I didn't waste my time doing figures, No, I did much harder things than that,"
Rupert and the Rolling Ball-16
The iron gates remain shạt, dössn't it fall >” For the bill Rupert cannot, go back so he I now halfway up the door moves gently forward round, the Test as he is going to touch it comer of the house. "Hello,quiatively the door
opens
there's a way in," he whispers. käruptly and before him stands Then he stops and atarea. Why the tall stranger smiling queerly here's that ball." he gaps, "How apu „dressed "in" old. working ever did it get up there? Why overalls,
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
The Baron wrote his name on the Ice,
Serve plain or on toasted rolls spread with
tartare. souce Garnish with plckles, cress,
tomato wedges, and/or coleslaw,
Dinner
Cream of Celery Soup Baked Whole Fish with Onions Baked French Fries
Beeto
Tossed Lettuce Green Pepper and·· Anchovy Dressing Orange Puffs
Cream Cheese Orange Sauce
Coffee
MIIK
Tea
All Measurements Are Level Recipes Proportioned to Serve é to 1
Orange Puffs: Cream 1/3 c. shortening with 2/3 c. granulat- ed sugar. Add 2 well-beaten eggs, the rated rind 1⁄4 orange
c. orange juice.
and
Sift together 1 e, enriched flour, 14 tsp. salt, isp. baking soda and 1 tsp. double-acting baking powder. Brat into the
first mixture,
round and round. Ah me! I spun
Oil rustard cups.
Half All too much. I dug a hole in the with the baller. Fit aluminium Ice and fell through into the water. It was a very bad mis- take. I got soaking wet!"
Knart looked at Teddy, Teddy looked at Knart. Could they be lleve that story?
But Boron Munchausen kept right on pulling away at his long clay pipe!
Have you got your copy of the latest Rupert Adventure?
RUPERT
and the
SNOW PRANKS
Now obtainable S. C. M. POST, LTD.
$1.00
foil pan.
over the tops; place in
a
Pour in boiling water to half the depth of the custard cups. Bake-stenm 45 min. Cool 5 min. Unmould. Serve hot with cream cheese orango sauce,
Cream Cheese Orange Sauce: Whip 3 oz. cream cheese or use 1. (4 oz.) container commercially whipped cream cheese. Blend in 4 tbsp. orange marmalakte
julce,
and
کانی
1 bsp. orolige enough to produce a Witch
creamy consistency.
Sunday Dinner
Citrus Fruit Saladettes Roast Loin Pork Sweet Potatoes
Savoury Red Cabbage Grapejulec Gel Whipped Cream
Coffee Teo
Milk
Suggestion of tho Chef'
To make green popper dross- ing for any tom od mlad. combine 1/3 c nine-chopped sweet green", PDM und 3 minced anchovie with 2/3 C. not-sweet French drowing,"