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This Funny World

"Ask hiss for half a duljar, tista

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You've god to learn a fork bag!

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THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, APRIL 23, 1956.

JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Game Depends On Club Play

By ORWALD JACOBY

|MOUTH could count only eight

sure tricks at his three no- trump contract in today's hand. The math trick could be the king of hearts or seithig up the clubs without 1 heart lead through his king.

and

For this reason declarer won the first trick in the dummy with the queen of spades immediately returned a low club [from the dummy.

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with corre lo step up

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West

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of H West Then [clubs

Inade a neutral lead. declarer would wan. take the ace of clubs and give up a club The clubs would then be established, and South would be sure of ten tricks

by West made his best play lating a low heart at the third h.ck This would save the day South had the queen unstead

As et the king of hearts

st South got a heart turned oil. brick as 2+ result of this lead, and dectaver then wisely ran his nine ticks to make sure of the game contract,

East had stepped up with the queen of clubs at the seed led the trick, he would have queen of hearts. This would de- feat the contract.

WOMANSENSE

"Triton", an afternoon dress in navy blue coloured material of silk and wool. Note the original neckline trimmed with white pique. The big cloche is of white wool. By Nina Rieck. --Agence France-Presse.

Pago 5

I Catch The Glamour Girls Without Their War Paint

HER

London.

look at

BY EILEEN ASCROFT

:

nbow with Bilent admiration, bathroom, But now there are

•attractive papera enough for a lounge or bedroom.

(ERE 1 comfort for you should see some of them washable.

arriving before the show. plain, girls....catch a Sometimes in Alacks and I liked particularly a range glamour girl without her head. scarves, sometimes in with a damask finish.

Black; and-white wallpapers war paint and you probably sloppy coats, you often would

increasingly popular. (X would not

her not know the girl until she has are

spent half an hour with her pots suspect the Influence of current twice.

and brushes.

fashions herc.) For modern All too tew glamour girls homes, combination schemes are Into my hairdressers walked rentise that glamour is a 24- effective—eg, three plain wolls that charming film elf, Lesile hour-a-day Joh. Stand outside and one patterned to tone — and Caron, of the lithe figure and the stage door and watch the companion papers are made for gamin smile, Few customers

chorus lovelies going to work, this purpose. recognise, in the rather ordinary They look more like n bus Another useful tip when re- little gure, a glamourous Bim

Somo queue wailing for the B.30 am. decorating.

wallpaper sine of duty.

Лrms make fabrics specially to match or to tone, which can be seen together in the showrooms.

For a man's room

Вареге that

linen, resemble tweed,

For the kitchen .. mouth- of fruits, ог mixed

London Airport

the biggest

Illusionment.

famous models arrive

is probably for dis- setting

Stars, dancers, and des

part looking is nature designed them, before the clever make. up man took a hand.

FLY!

NOT SO HOT

ALYING and glamor just du

nicem to mix. Look at Miss leeberg (Anita EkIATR) set- ting Vor her native Sweden- definitely not so hot with her billowing curls few wispy strands.

Who would have

reduced to D

TAKE COMFORT

DEAL beauty is a different hessian or bamboo reed.

2

matter. It has nothing to do with glamour at all. Dress really beautiful woman like watering designs Marlene Dietrich or Lady Beatty vegetables d'oeuvres. In a sack and she would still

For look like an angel.

Bul glamour is all too often

buy's room

hors

Gay

designa DI airplanes, space

the product of skilful experts in ships or racing cara on neutral make-up, dress designing and rounde. figure contral.

So next time you find your- self envying golden curls and Inch-long eye-lashes, comfort yourself with this happy thought:

When recognised:

she washes her face, hops attractive Dorothy Tuton, about lets down her hair, and

airplane for Д

into bed, she probably looks no Glasgow holiday? With her better than you or I.

to board

ragged hair-do and quiet tweed cool there was nothing to sug- gest a highly paid star.

And

NEW IDEAS

LIQUID POLISH

ITERE is a tip for obtaining peace and quiet in a lounge when the nursery is overhend. Special' panels that can be fitted to any celling. which deaden noise from above and prevent echo.

You can give a new look to

equipment, such as refrigerators,

usually delightful TTAVING spont A complete furniture, paintwork or kitchen Claire Bloom photographed after H week-end scrubbing, paint up liquid polish that contains

salon

an air trip 10 Denmark looked cleaning depressed. with untidy locks and little make-up. You would never spot her.

I{

have watched the you lovely modet girls slinking through The

at a dress

Hands That Are Graceful In Motion

WOULD you rather have

W

il beautiful free beautiful hands?

What answer

It

question! The is obvious! Still, there's something to be suici for hand beauty.

*

By JEANNE D'ARCY

her

Our Plain Jane is a smart girl, She knows her limitations us for as race and figure go, but she's

aware thut it enly hunts are beautiful. So is every

She makes people one else notice them!

How does she do it? We know a girl, for Here's her own account;

-People never told me I was example, who is plain, if

she confessed, "but they not homely. Her figure, pretty.

my hands did admire although slim, is not the

it necessary lo they felt type that

rates long, law something nice, So, years ago, whistle.

1 decided I'd make sure every one notice them,

But she has one claim to

♥+CARD Sense♦ fame-her hands. They're

The bidding has been.

South

North

East

(N.T Pass

West

You, South, hold. AA2 VKQJ032 OKIEN AI

What do you do?

A-Bid three hearts. You ex- pect to bid a alam eventually, but the jump takeout is enough for the moment

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TODAY'S QUESTION

The bidding is the sume us an the question just answered You, South, hold

472 VK QJ032 #QJS4 #3

What do you do“

Answer Tometrow

exquisite, with artistically Tapered fingers that are

beautifully mani always cured.

BOYS'

when

Jay

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front of the mirror gesturing. was trying to see which poses made my hands more graceful."

and polishing a boat, my mind is still very

nich on spring cleaning.

This week I have been collect- ting now Ideas for lightening labour and bringing colour into the home.

Lots of good Ideas here. First is a carpet made from synthetic fibres, which can be laid by an amaleur.

It is moth-proof and

and damp-resistant,

ita close texture makes it hardwearing.

In plain or melangle shades, it 19 easy to lay with special adhesive,

sillcones.

This is a real good turn scientists have done for housewife. Silicones In

the

the tho

future are going to make car- pets, furnishing

and fabrics curtains dust and dirt-repellent. The furniture polish has had a thorough trial in my home and I am delighted with the results.

DO-IT-YOURSELF

own

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And here's good news for the CHARPEN scissors by cutting housewife Her practice paid off, because

up a sheet of light sandpaper. who dislikes those with unsightly, no matter what she dons

dust-collecting In-

Re-cover your ironing board cigarette, dentations loft by tacks small with a sheet of aluminium foll her hand-smoke a pick up a glass, make a gesture carpet-gripper gadget that docs-under the top cover: It will hold while talking—they look beauti-away with all need for tacking the heat.

There was a time when wash- ful. Everyone notices and com-

WORLD COPYRIGHT RESERVED able wallpapers belonged in the London Express Service.

ments on them.

And, for emphasis, she wears an extremely handsome ring and a good-looking bracelet.

It's the grace motion, though, that makes you notice her hands.

in

Her idea about practising in front of the mirror is a good onc, Even pretty girls might cue from this Plain take the Jane. Advertising men have

Sense Of

In The

Humour Family

By GARRY C. MYERS, Ph.D.

after all, isn't there a biogan FORTUNATE are children sense of humour, who

"I must have been in my early twenties-and pretty self-

not being conscious about raving beauty

about hands that are nice I'd come hong from work and spend hours in hold?

AND

to

who grow up parents who have

ob- with serve the funny things as Such a parent a good they occur.

does not take himself too seriously and can relax.

GIRLS' MAGAZINE

It Was A Curious Game

"I'm right here," said Knart, "I'm right here, sald Hanid. Teddy got down on his hands

-Small Things Looked Big, Big Things Looked Enormous and knees.

"EVER

50

By MAX TRELL

looks 4TWVERYTHING

funny this way," Knart, about name, was saying to his sister, Hanld

YOUR BIRTHDAY ... ... By STELLA the shadow boy with the turned-

love

MONDAY, APRIL 23

BURN 16. You are a leader i

the world of ideas and, although at times are that ow to act it is likely that you wil become an in- dunes upon those aning who you Since you are a line Kudent of bunian nature and tiave an intern Rense of histor, you are abie, bry ability, to atting your literary depict the tribles of other and nake of them a humorous jesson for at to follow

not

You have the gift of being able to

th public. It is apenk well always what you my-but how you say it that convinces people to do you say! You have many talents of e coltition and probably would do well it you were to seek pubile office. You are a powerful personality and your only falling, perhaps, is inability to make a quick dee- slon. You are apt to "hem and haw" over a subject until it begins to look at you don't quite know what to pol

TUESDAY,

TAUNUS (Apt. 21-May 21)-There may be minor setbacks, but you can

and succeed in personal

businom affale it you are astute,

GEMINI (May 23-June 22)-Be practical when it comes to making feral decisions or signing a contract

presented to you.

top

You are fond at the conforts of life and will want a beautiful, well- You are not an appointed home fortunate in romance as you might

A iktic be Perhaps you are blunt and are not one to expres yourself freely in emotional matters. You are mure apt to put your thenights into a letter-or Into poetry!

Among those barn un are: Edwin Marklom, poet; Arthur T. Handley, educator: Shirley Temple and Simone Simon. actresses; Chauncey M. Depew and Stephen A. Douglas, statesmen; James Buchanan, U.S. President: Abdul-Medjka 1. Sulton of Turkey: Chories G. Norris, Weillant Shakespeare, author; and poet and playwright.

this

1010

To and what the star have in store for you tomorrow, select your birthday or and read the corres ponding paragraph. Let your birth they xlor be you daily guide. APRIL 24

SCORPIO

(Oct 21-Nov. 22)-Take

Hanid nodded,

"It's because we're to sanall, Knorf. So the small things now look big to us and the big things look enormous."

to

watching Knarf and Hanid, hoping to find out how they managed to get themselves so

mall.

Meanwhile, Knarf had now small us a inade himself as

Elanid Instantly made #porrow herself as small as a beetle.

"Watch out!" Teddy shouted,

yourselves any "If you make

mailer, you'll disappear!"

Curious Game

"Please don't make yourselves any smaller!" he begged. "How will you ever get back here if you disappear?

Finally Knart made himself as small as the dot over an "1,"

Hanid made herself as small as. the period at the end of o sen- ience.

"I'm smaller than you?" sald

Knarf

"No! I'm smaller than you!" sald Hanld.

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2-11

They both called on Teddy to What had happened was this.

decide which of the twe of them Knart and Hanli were playing n

But Teddy But Knarf and Hanid went was the smallest. game which only shadows can

right оп making themselves couldn't see them at all, play.

"Watch out," Teddy warned the The rules of the game smaller and smaller, for each were

Both Win 10 make

themselves one of then was determined to

Shadows. "You'll disappear," smaller and smaller. The one win this curious game,

"You're both the smallest," he who made him:ek the smallest

sald.

a big ditch. The carpet was You both won the game! like a far spreading meadow. won the game,

through again before you fall, a crack in the floor or some- thing!"

You and I know some adults who remember many funny stories and tell them well. It is a great art,

We would like our children to accumulate a good stocit of stories and tell them for the pleasure of thelt friends. „A good' place for the child to practise this art is in the family circle where, his

appreciated rudest efforts

are

Some teachers wisely en- courage school children to relate in class jokes they've liked. Speaking to the class in this Informal way gives them prae- tice in oral English.

However, some persons

with

a large stock of "canned" stories on hand may not seem to have much alertness to funny things ns they arise in the Zamily or elsewhere. Yet this type humour is best.

The first thing that Knart l Knart made himselt as small as Now please make yourselves big The electric light was like the our home when our children

was to make himself as small as a baby.

Ordinary Girl "All righ!," he said to Hanld, who was still as big as an girl, "let's see you ordinary make yourself smaller than I

am."

Hanid now made herself as small as a puppy dog. She was care of important details, for even now much smaller than Knarf a minor error could laks on gigantle repercussions later.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)-- If you are helpful to someone need, then you will be ready to act

wisely in an emergency.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 21-Jan, 20)

the

Over to one side, General Tin, Tin Soldier, and Teddy, the Stuffed Bear, looked on at the

In game Knart and Hanid were

playing and were amazed.

"How can they make them- selves so small?" Teddy asked

Be sure of your Judgment in making | General Tin. to a decision Imporient to your future.

23)-Bo (June 22-July CANCER careful of any health hazard. Good health is important if you are hold to your active programme work.

of Think twice before starting

Journey.

con

LEO (July 34-Aug. 21)~You extend your influence by enlarging 11 rocial group in which you move. Take the initiative.

A

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 1D)---Give the job the best yott have to offer. You will find that it pays to De conscientious,

"Sir," said General Tin to Teddy's

"Anybody can make him- self small. People make them- selves big, don't they?"

Teddy sald In surprise: "They

da?

From the size of a sparrow,

a mosquito.

From the size of a beetle, Hanid made herself as small as a gnat,

"Where are you?" Teddy shouted in alarm. "I can't see either or you!"

Fun.

When your child capitalises on some matter at hand for a laugh, he should be encouraged to do so-even when the laugh is on you,

The most amusing incidents

were growing up were of this. "It's a good thing you didn't sort.

For example, once during A Yes, it was really wonderful disappear," Teddy said to Knart how strange ordinary things and Hanid after they made family feud, an adolescent boy now looked to Knarf and Hanid. themselves their regular size broke in with "Hoppy fambly,

and "I'd miss you!"

up. everybody laughed The crack in the floor was like again.

some

Rupert and the Black Circle-26

The three pals are left rather All at once Willie Mouse comes

crestfallen.. There's

one of our muuta

ideas gone wrong," Rupert. And it explsins 'why the black circles were not all of ong time," adds Bill, though wa

to life. "Yes, and there's another' "Certainly they do," salá

thing that hasn't been explained,"

·VIGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 13)-All

P1#CKS (Feb. 29-Mar- #1)-B¢

zeneral Tin. "They keep grow

he squeak, and, dashing after professional mailers, expecially thous

practical, especially if starting a new in the area of your job and employ.

Bingo, he holds up the bail. "Hi, project. Be sure of yourself before ing up, don't they? Well, all you ment interesia, are favoured

you begin.

„did you drop this when you were have to do is to start growing SATURDAY'S SOLUTION: Affect

ARIES (Sept. 24-Oct. 73)-Alert-

#2-Apr. 21. 29)—3a | down. That's all there's to it!" (MAY.

mill don't know who those black fring your .catherine wheula ? " LIBRA AFFECTION coɛîn col) face facet

most cautioun.is, business matters. Bo the

people are, or why they're here.” This advice didn't" notanto fact faction fain faint jate seat feint nem is what counts for

get an sure, in shopping, that you мр right now. Be ready to

qualify for your money, too,

help Teddy much. He kept on opportunity as 6000,

Bat fler Ale fine sont infeet: öglos ufterity,

ALL NIGHTS ALIRATED

Another New

Rupert Adventure

RUPERT

and the HAPPY WISH

ropriously.

We may have to use effort to appreciate a joke turn- ed on us as parents or teachers. When we can, the children wually think we are wonderful, A wiso teacher laughed heart- fly in this situation.

She had asked several pupils about, an assignment. Each in turn, said, "I forgot." Then to George she said bravely, "I hope you don't say 'I forgot." Atter la pause he replied, 1. diace-

membered."

Our greatest danger as parents' and teachers la that we ferid to laugh and cause others to laugis at a child's blunders or mistakes. Thus we may wound him deep- 1y. When It happens too often, The chikk

may

strong fear of speaking

B

We just can't afford to ridi- sule a child. It is better to

$1.00 lach at our own foibles and

frailties, especially when we krwi with our children,