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THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 1955.

NEW RECORDS by FRANCIS _Martin

MONEY. MAESTRO,

PLEASE!

London.

IGGISI man, iron-grey, in early Aftlex, cropped moustache, calm smile, panther tread. That, up to a point, is Ted Heath. His Cockney accent isn't half na anvage as he fears.

"When

I play my talk back on tape I'm frighten- cd," he owns.

On the band rostrum, looking like an amused, Indulgent uncle, he gives his boys a bent they rarely need, the boys being flerce, foolproof sight- renders, to a nuan, each knowing what the rest aro going to do with telepathie nous.

Sometimes he picks up the old trombone and "But I stopped playing os a plays 16 bag or so. regular thing while I was good, I'm now I band-leader-business man." With the downbent

un business, Heath leaves no penny unplucked

At the summit

Example: "That motor-coach I had bullt for touring. Wardrobe for band uniformA, Buffel and washbasins, Boot to take Instruments. Tip-

When back seats for sleeping, Cost me £5,500.

we arch' using it I hire it to a travel a for VIP Jobs. Get some of my outing hari.

Cominercially, Heath is about at the summit. The way up was long, blistering, At seven, prodigy and pride of Wandsworth, he played tener, horn, With the borough band he looked in The music stands at Crystal Palace contests, were taller thon himself; they had to find him

ginger-beer case to stand on.

Six am. to six p... he slaved as a P1⁄4d.- an-hour apprentice in Broke away in the early twenuilding shop. joined a six-

piece street band. "Mud on my trouser turn-ups, man-in-the-raincoat type. Middling week earned thirty bab; good week ten pounds." Then slow graduation as trombonist from the Jack Hylton outh (1920) to Geraldo's (1940), His own band he founded in 1048 on a £750 overdraft which swelled to £7,000 before he turned the corner.

TED HEATH in his luxury motor coachi

Game

busking and overdrafts, If he Stravinsky in his. Cord survives all will smile through bullet.

listening anything even when

Please sir. Heath may plead, to the moon of the latest million it wasn't me started it, sir, dollur troubadour.

The minimum

In Heath's library are 0,000 For a soulwash after a day of | numbers, 1,200 of them always pop-playing, I went shame- Progress report to date:

on tour. Two, back-roomers turn faccdiy to Columbia 33 CX 1240, "We're working all out: one broadcast, one recording session, out four to six new "arrange, one 12in. LP. Thirteen of J. S. chornle preludes arc two dances, three concerts every ments" a week for him. Recent

played on a Strasbourg church week. Never play to less than addition: "Barber Shop Jump," Blared

This organ by the great.. all but 1,600-capcity. With a band of Deces F10500, 10in, 78r.

Into 11 canonised, Albert Schweitzer, our size and expense that's the will send the pundits minimum to pay the thing off. pauve pel. It is a checky rejig bush doctor. hospitaller, general We

two 150 to of

tunes from a classic, rio-gender and nee Bach pundil. Bach £250 on oiltuary week nights, Rosini's Barber of. Seville"

uf course, is greater Down But let the pundils even than Schweitzer. £300 to £400 on Saturday, overture,

Strasbourg nave his £400

before dropping dead the On more Sunday, pause

anguish. One of these counterpoint rolls, thunders and 21,500 over the whole

week, with as much as £2,500 when we're same tunes was rejigged, every wrestles majestically with itself.

blt 13 checkily, by Classicist Good recording job. playing twler nightly."!

reckon to

01*

****

Martin: Your band. 19-strong, gets as much on Sunday or more than

00.

a symphony orchestra of

Heath: Why not? We pull in more than symphony or- chestra.

So much for home market. Export?

Heath spont £16,000 enrly

this

.BY. THE. WAY.

RU

by Beachcomber

JACOBY ON BRIDGE

Contract Set By Not Ruffing

By OSWALD JACOBY

TODAY

ODAY'S hand was given to 1.4 A curiosity by my one of The

frand Irwin Fisher, Baltimore's best playcTB, question is whether six spades can be made against the best defence.

A glance is enough to show you that South is worried about If losing two diamond tricks, declarer tzada diamonds. Ensi will play low on the first honour from the dummy but will cover the second honour. Since this will give the defenders two tricks in the sult, South must look for another way to reduce the loss in diamonds.

Declarer wing the first trick with dummy's act of hearts, eashes the top clubs and ruffs a low club with a low trump. West must resist the temptation to wverruit with the ten of spades, for then declarer will draw two younda of trumps in the dummy and run the rest of the clubs. South is momentarily disp- pointed, but trles again by lead- ing a low trung from his hand! Wert cannot afford to take the

WEST 103

◆ K754 438

NORTH (D)

98 ♥AA + J 103

1

AKD643

EAST

412

Q10853

KJ982

⚫998

Q105

SOUTH MAKQJ765

❤ ?

A02 72

North-South vul.

North Exat Bouth 14

West

Poss 2 A

Pass

3 A

Pass 44

Pass

5

Fass GA

Pass

P633

Pass Opening Icad-♥ 5

ten of spades, for then Scath could get back to dummy with the nine of spades to run the rest of the clubs sately.

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▶USTIGUZZI'S story of the Riviera is quite in the fashion. wandering beard recalled to Stockholm is often called the

"MEINAM" year on round-the-world me an occasion at Covent Gar- Venice of the North, and Pont-

Dummy therefore wins with "PEIHO" when Hans Fritter and Audemer has been described pirline tickets for himself and en

Ibs Venice

of Normandy, the eight of spades and leads a boys. They played in Australia Adelina Tapioca were bawling a as

lave-duet.

Bucharest used to be called the low club. East must take care and New Zealand, sight-saw in During an embrace Fritter's. Paris of Eastern Europe, but the to ruff this with his remaining Egypt, India, South Seas, Holly-moustache came off and stuck to resemblance escaped me on my trump, for otherwire South wood, Miami. And he now

"She's talks of a six to eight weeks Taploca's upper lip.

better man than you are. Gunga Kislev "pilot" season in America, ex-pin shouted a voice from the Champs-Elysees in design, and If South everruits East, West changing with Stan Kenton's

gallery.

The two singers kept there are boulevards, but band. early 1930

their heads, but when Taploce, give

Huddersfield, mc in her sweeping musketeer's Vienna of Yorkshire. moustache, sang "I am but (TOMORROW: Busby, title maid," It was too much for Montmartre of Glasgow.) the audience. At the next por- formance Fritter had his mous- Clean air tpehe stuck on

Well paved

.

The way for this seems well paved. "Must have sold nearly million records in US. since 1953," thinks Heath. "Bulk of the royalties aren't in you LOU they're always late in returning them but 1 know there's a lot to come." com

п

Park

Imitates

mond. Now the dummy is dead.

enn afford

tho

of giving up the ten spades Food and

en relying the lamoni tricks is defeat the

siam.

discard again!

two

I'm afraid that very little of

M.V. “LEE HONG”

LEAVING HONG KONG 2.00 P.M. LEAVING MACAU

1.00 A.M.

this would actually happen Wo Cheung Fat Shipping & Trading Co.

♥CARD Sense,

Q-The bidding.has been: North

with special WHEN the Clean Air becomes play. West wald overrulf with her distance, dodging him like marine glue, but Tapioca kept law, a householder who has the ten of spades at his first op-

saved

enough money to buy [portunity and there would go the wing three-quarter whenever he some cont before the next rise chance to defeat the contract. attempted to tackle her.

The Twice married, with widower-famous duct was like a ballet, in price will be liable to a fine If smoke Ig observed to be hcod

between, Heath hay aand

when Fritter lunged and emerging from his chimney. One song-writing wile, Moira, six missed, and measured his length way to avoid this would be to children (youngest three, ckiest on the floor, someone blew a block up the chimney, so .that 29), and 15-roomed house referee's whistle. It was too, too the moke would fill the room, with acro-and-a-half garden-frightful for words,

thus leaving the air outside "biggest house In Wimbledon.

exceptionally elean, except for fas to be for us lot."

factory smoke smoke, railway Essex power-house REFERENCE to the

smoke. const as the East Anglian contaminating matter.

falls of soot and other The old sick and the

should be en- couraged, on cold days, to travel to the nearest moor and make a Kindly small are of twigs. magistrates might refuse to im- pose lines for this uncivic con- duct.

There you have the secret of Heath's calm smile. A man who has brought up six children or

DARTWORDS START

MAKE HERE

the 50 words in

Bapen

ATO your Dartwords. The first 1⁄4 TRIGGER and the last in the middle. SA DODO. POZIC to get from one to the other by

all the other f words in such a WAY that the relationshiņ between any word and the one next to it is die Roverned by one of six rules A Dickens story will help you.

RULES

1. The wura may be

an anagram of the word

that precoder it.

Db

matne word

synonym or

that precedes 14.

3. I may be found

by adding one lettor

Barnsley, the Northern

TRIGGER FLUE

to, or subtracting one letter from. or changing pus letter in the preceding word.

It may be associated with the preceding word in a esping. simo. metaphor, of association of idens.

5. It may foro with the pre ceding word a paste of well- known person, place, or thing to Tact or notion,

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20

22

RISPORT

WEAR

POLE

GOOSES

COACH

RISPIT

OAL

DODO

PAMPER

TIM

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Florence petrol fumes,

TAPE

OAF

BEAST

6. it may be anaociated with the preceding word in a title or

in the nettott of a book, play, or other composition.

A typical succession of worde might be: Wormwood Call Fini Mark Twain Bath Broth Soup Hour Grapes Wrath Anger Danger Garden.

(Solution on Faze 20)

CROSSWORD

לו

13

Acron

Three Cohena in the

fountain

and his two brothers removed their socks and

MR COHEN

John lain.

in paddled

(News item.)

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TARGET

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wone of

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or more ran you make from tho lefteen in in

M

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the left? In

$

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making encl

word, the

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1. This does you a good

Turn 1 (0)

B. Cario for Qlibert, (0)

D. You get them to the

· front of many a home. 10).

18

10. Well Pastor Envia

where you and it. (3) 11. The food's laid an

here. (G-4)

12. Cilveden one meda ita pre-war mark. (8)

14. Begons without come

outsiders (3)

1. Those gire ait users a

20, Eton society aufgir not

for weasel 7 (9)

21. They are zębównaty 1A all big 23. Across." (B}

2. Thread the

throten. (D)

tops

ná, Helota make a chaogo.

VAL

101

DOWN

sk tiết this in the speed-

A sp order; (7)

s. Iause that gave some

kinga to FrRace. (5)

4. You can rest endured

in this part of the houss for

B. It's capital for the

reda d

6. Work in these, sayi

the sergeant. (6)

7. How to aayo, advice, In

short, (4, 21,

13. Evorinsting. (7) 14. Balloon does this with

20 ACTOMY, (E)

10. Firin feather i '16)

10 Angel to showpeople.

17. Tiile (1615m many

Inme duck. (6)

10 The parjunta's in th

CRUTOIMERTES ALVODATEKEJ KITOBURANIU

BIGELIANT

Saturday's solution,

7

East Bouth West' 1 Spade Pass IN.T. Poss 2 Clubs

Pass You, South, hold: 473 VQJAŻ 4K Q105 4973

What do you do?

A-Bid two no-trump. This untrual bid should show about 10 polals, good stoppers in the vobid suite, and poor stipport for partner's major suit. 'If North now bids only three of a black sult, you will pasa.

TODAY'S QUESTION

The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold: AT WABC2 .4854 4QJBIZ

What do you do?

Answer

Monday

WORD GAME

centre square, and thera must ha at least one nine-felter word in the list No piprata; no forelen words TU proper names. TODAYS TARGET ? 40 Wortin good: 46 words, very

good! 87 words, excellent. Solution on Monday.

dipancu

prapu

angru

YESTERDAY'S SOLUTION: Aery

alry

apery capes cony crapy crying gaver Graing grey napary PANEGYRIČ Paver paving pinery piny piracy pray praying' pray preying prying pure racy rainy repay repaying warn year year yearn.

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