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THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 1955.
NEW RECORDS by FRANCIS _Martin
MONEY. MAESTRO,
PLEASE!
London.
IGGISI man, iron-grey, in early Aftlex, cropped moustache, calm smile, panther tread. That, up to a point, is Ted Heath. His Cockney accent isn't half na anvage as he fears.
"When
I play my talk back on tape I'm frighten- cd," he owns.
On the band rostrum, looking like an amused, Indulgent uncle, he gives his boys a bent they rarely need, the boys being flerce, foolproof sight- renders, to a nuan, each knowing what the rest aro going to do with telepathie nous.
Sometimes he picks up the old trombone and "But I stopped playing os a plays 16 bag or so. regular thing while I was good, I'm now I band-leader-business man." With the downbent
un business, Heath leaves no penny unplucked
At the summit
Example: "That motor-coach I had bullt for touring. Wardrobe for band uniformA, Buffel and washbasins, Boot to take Instruments. Tip-
When back seats for sleeping, Cost me £5,500.
we arch' using it I hire it to a travel a for VIP Jobs. Get some of my outing hari.
Cominercially, Heath is about at the summit. The way up was long, blistering, At seven, prodigy and pride of Wandsworth, he played tener, horn, With the borough band he looked in The music stands at Crystal Palace contests, were taller thon himself; they had to find him
ginger-beer case to stand on.
Six am. to six p... he slaved as a P1⁄4d.- an-hour apprentice in Broke away in the early twenuilding shop. joined a six-
piece street band. "Mud on my trouser turn-ups, man-in-the-raincoat type. Middling week earned thirty bab; good week ten pounds." Then slow graduation as trombonist from the Jack Hylton outh (1920) to Geraldo's (1940), His own band he founded in 1048 on a £750 overdraft which swelled to £7,000 before he turned the corner.
TED HEATH in his luxury motor coachi
Game
busking and overdrafts, If he Stravinsky in his. Cord survives all will smile through bullet.
listening anything even when
Please sir. Heath may plead, to the moon of the latest million it wasn't me started it, sir, dollur troubadour.
The minimum
In Heath's library are 0,000 For a soulwash after a day of | numbers, 1,200 of them always pop-playing, I went shame- Progress report to date:
on tour. Two, back-roomers turn faccdiy to Columbia 33 CX 1240, "We're working all out: one broadcast, one recording session, out four to six new "arrange, one 12in. LP. Thirteen of J. S. chornle preludes arc two dances, three concerts every ments" a week for him. Recent
played on a Strasbourg church week. Never play to less than addition: "Barber Shop Jump," Blared
This organ by the great.. all but 1,600-capcity. With a band of Deces F10500, 10in, 78r.
Into 11 canonised, Albert Schweitzer, our size and expense that's the will send the pundits minimum to pay the thing off. pauve pel. It is a checky rejig bush doctor. hospitaller, general We
two 150 to of
tunes from a classic, rio-gender and nee Bach pundil. Bach £250 on oiltuary week nights, Rosini's Barber of. Seville"
uf course, is greater Down But let the pundils even than Schweitzer. £300 to £400 on Saturday, overture,
Strasbourg nave his £400
before dropping dead the On more Sunday, pause
anguish. One of these counterpoint rolls, thunders and 21,500 over the whole
week, with as much as £2,500 when we're same tunes was rejigged, every wrestles majestically with itself.
blt 13 checkily, by Classicist Good recording job. playing twler nightly."!
reckon to
01*
****
Martin: Your band. 19-strong, gets as much on Sunday or more than
00.
a symphony orchestra of
Heath: Why not? We pull in more than symphony or- chestra.
So much for home market. Export?
Heath spont £16,000 enrly
this
.BY. THE. WAY.
RU
by Beachcomber
JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Contract Set By Not Ruffing
By OSWALD JACOBY
TODAY
ODAY'S hand was given to 1.4 A curiosity by my one of The
frand Irwin Fisher, Baltimore's best playcTB, question is whether six spades can be made against the best defence.
A glance is enough to show you that South is worried about If losing two diamond tricks, declarer tzada diamonds. Ensi will play low on the first honour from the dummy but will cover the second honour. Since this will give the defenders two tricks in the sult, South must look for another way to reduce the loss in diamonds.
Declarer wing the first trick with dummy's act of hearts, eashes the top clubs and ruffs a low club with a low trump. West must resist the temptation to wverruit with the ten of spades, for then declarer will draw two younda of trumps in the dummy and run the rest of the clubs. South is momentarily disp- pointed, but trles again by lead- ing a low trung from his hand! Wert cannot afford to take the
WEST 103
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NORTH (D)
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SOUTH MAKQJ765
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North Exat Bouth 14
West
Poss 2 A
Pass
3 A
Pass 44
Pass
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P633
Pass Opening Icad-♥ 5
ten of spades, for then Scath could get back to dummy with the nine of spades to run the rest of the clubs sately.
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▶USTIGUZZI'S story of the Riviera is quite in the fashion. wandering beard recalled to Stockholm is often called the
"MEINAM" year on round-the-world me an occasion at Covent Gar- Venice of the North, and Pont-
Dummy therefore wins with "PEIHO" when Hans Fritter and Audemer has been described pirline tickets for himself and en
Ibs Venice
of Normandy, the eight of spades and leads a boys. They played in Australia Adelina Tapioca were bawling a as
lave-duet.
Bucharest used to be called the low club. East must take care and New Zealand, sight-saw in During an embrace Fritter's. Paris of Eastern Europe, but the to ruff this with his remaining Egypt, India, South Seas, Holly-moustache came off and stuck to resemblance escaped me on my trump, for otherwire South wood, Miami. And he now
"She's talks of a six to eight weeks Taploca's upper lip.
better man than you are. Gunga Kislev "pilot" season in America, ex-pin shouted a voice from the Champs-Elysees in design, and If South everruits East, West changing with Stan Kenton's
gallery.
The two singers kept there are boulevards, but band. early 1930
their heads, but when Taploce, give
Huddersfield, mc in her sweeping musketeer's Vienna of Yorkshire. moustache, sang "I am but (TOMORROW: Busby, title maid," It was too much for Montmartre of Glasgow.) the audience. At the next por- formance Fritter had his mous- Clean air tpehe stuck on
Well paved
.
The way for this seems well paved. "Must have sold nearly million records in US. since 1953," thinks Heath. "Bulk of the royalties aren't in you LOU they're always late in returning them but 1 know there's a lot to come." com
п
Park
Imitates
mond. Now the dummy is dead.
enn afford
tho
of giving up the ten spades Food and
en relying the lamoni tricks is defeat the
siam.
discard again!
two
I'm afraid that very little of
M.V. “LEE HONG”
LEAVING HONG KONG 2.00 P.M. LEAVING MACAU
1.00 A.M.
this would actually happen Wo Cheung Fat Shipping & Trading Co.
♥CARD Sense,
Q-The bidding.has been: North
with special WHEN the Clean Air becomes play. West wald overrulf with her distance, dodging him like marine glue, but Tapioca kept law, a householder who has the ten of spades at his first op-
saved
enough money to buy [portunity and there would go the wing three-quarter whenever he some cont before the next rise chance to defeat the contract. attempted to tackle her.
The Twice married, with widower-famous duct was like a ballet, in price will be liable to a fine If smoke Ig observed to be hcod
between, Heath hay aand
when Fritter lunged and emerging from his chimney. One song-writing wile, Moira, six missed, and measured his length way to avoid this would be to children (youngest three, ckiest on the floor, someone blew a block up the chimney, so .that 29), and 15-roomed house referee's whistle. It was too, too the moke would fill the room, with acro-and-a-half garden-frightful for words,
thus leaving the air outside "biggest house In Wimbledon.
exceptionally elean, except for fas to be for us lot."
factory smoke smoke, railway Essex power-house REFERENCE to the
smoke. const as the East Anglian contaminating matter.
falls of soot and other The old sick and the
should be en- couraged, on cold days, to travel to the nearest moor and make a Kindly small are of twigs. magistrates might refuse to im- pose lines for this uncivic con- duct.
There you have the secret of Heath's calm smile. A man who has brought up six children or
DARTWORDS START
MAKE HERE
the 50 words in
Bapen
ATO your Dartwords. The first 1⁄4 TRIGGER and the last in the middle. SA DODO. POZIC to get from one to the other by
all the other f words in such a WAY that the relationshiņ between any word and the one next to it is die Roverned by one of six rules A Dickens story will help you.
RULES
1. The wura may be
an anagram of the word
that precoder it.
Db
matne word
synonym or
that precedes 14.
3. I may be found
by adding one lettor
Barnsley, the Northern
TRIGGER FLUE
to, or subtracting one letter from. or changing pus letter in the preceding word.
It may be associated with the preceding word in a esping. simo. metaphor, of association of idens.
5. It may foro with the pre ceding word a paste of well- known person, place, or thing to Tact or notion,
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20
22
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WEAR
POLE
GOOSES
COACH
RISPIT
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DODO
PAMPER
TIM
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Florence petrol fumes,
TAPE
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BEAST
6. it may be anaociated with the preceding word in a title or
in the nettott of a book, play, or other composition.
A typical succession of worde might be: Wormwood Call Fini Mark Twain Bath Broth Soup Hour Grapes Wrath Anger Danger Garden.
(Solution on Faze 20)
CROSSWORD
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13
Acron
Three Cohena in the
fountain
and his two brothers removed their socks and
MR COHEN
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(News item.)
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TARGET
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1. This does you a good
Turn 1 (0)
B. Cario for Qlibert, (0)
D. You get them to the
· front of many a home. 10).
18
10. Well Pastor Envia
where you and it. (3) 11. The food's laid an
here. (G-4)
12. Cilveden one meda ita pre-war mark. (8)
14. Begons without come
outsiders (3)
1. Those gire ait users a
20, Eton society aufgir not
for weasel 7 (9)
21. They are zębównaty 1A all big 23. Across." (B}
2. Thread the
throten. (D)
tops
ná, Helota make a chaogo.
VAL
101
DOWN
sk tiết this in the speed-
A sp order; (7)
s. Iause that gave some
kinga to FrRace. (5)
4. You can rest endured
in this part of the houss for
B. It's capital for the
reda d
6. Work in these, sayi
the sergeant. (6)
7. How to aayo, advice, In
short, (4, 21,
13. Evorinsting. (7) 14. Balloon does this with
20 ACTOMY, (E)
10. Firin feather i '16)
10 Angel to showpeople.
17. Tiile (1615m many
Inme duck. (6)
10 The parjunta's in th
CRUTOIMERTES ALVODATEKEJ KITOBURANIU
BIGELIANT
Saturday's solution,
7
East Bouth West' 1 Spade Pass IN.T. Poss 2 Clubs
Pass You, South, hold: 473 VQJAŻ 4K Q105 4973
What do you do?
A-Bid two no-trump. This untrual bid should show about 10 polals, good stoppers in the vobid suite, and poor stipport for partner's major suit. 'If North now bids only three of a black sult, you will pasa.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold: AT WABC2 .4854 4QJBIZ
What do you do?
Answer
Monday
WORD GAME
centre square, and thera must ha at least one nine-felter word in the list No piprata; no forelen words TU proper names. TODAYS TARGET ? 40 Wortin good: 46 words, very
good! 87 words, excellent. Solution on Monday.
dipancu
prapu
angru
YESTERDAY'S SOLUTION: Aery
alry
apery capes cony crapy crying gaver Graing grey napary PANEGYRIČ Paver paving pinery piny piracy pray praying' pray preying prying pure racy rainy repay repaying warn year year yearn.
CHESS PROBLEM
By F. M. LINDEBERG
Black, 3 pieces
White, 5 pieces_ White to play: male in thred,
Solution to yesterday's problem: „
1, 9-94, any; 2, „Q, 'R, B, or Kt mater..
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