JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
THE CHINA MAIL, FRIDAY, MARCH -25, 1965.
BY. THE WAY.
by Beachcomber
TOBACCONIST, after carifully three a penny today, this one was all right. As for mang"rajans, they are quite too imposible, my dear.
examining a cigar 211⁄2 fost long and five inches in cirungferation, said it would take six men in relays
twelve hour
Try This Bidding If took it, and would last for Haul away, Nesta!
-You're Expert
By OSWALD JACOBY
"HAUL in the net, Nets. They
are already heavy with fish."
"What A entch, Mortimer! We must return to this spot when we have deposited" our sixty- burden upon the quayside,"
Very rich men who have no time to smoke often hire people to make for them. The dieulty sbout smoking such a large clear yoursel is that you can't take a few puts. stub it out" and put it behind your car or in your hat for future use. I knew a stockbroker who, after a
"Yes, but how shall we find the THE slam in today's hand isn't elation that he put one
smart deal. came homa in such
exact spot again? The sen in large, bese Nesta. the easiest slam to bld, but cigars in the umbrella stand and
"We will paint snail white probably an expert pair should tried to light the muddy serrula of
etrele on the bottom of the boat. get to it. South's unwillingnessis umbrella.. What on earth are
you doing, Mortirner?" asked his to mark the spot," to stand for a double of the wite. Damned thing's duny." T vulnerable opponents at two piled her. "husband, calding the clubs certainly indicated marked of his mouth, "It won't shortness in clubs.
THE
Moreover, South's jump hid
a thre hearts showed that he
had a good hand and wasn't
running out of the double be- 'cause of abject weakness.
When the hand was actually played, however, North jumped to six spades partly out of an- noyance. He had hoped for great things from his double of Two clubs. Actually, West would have been set only two tricks, and the slam at spades was, far more profitable.
West opened the king of clube, and South ruffed. Ex- pecting no trouble, South led a trump to dummy's king and
continued with the queen trumps. When East discarded an the second round of trumps, South took thought for the future.
thought, South
draw."
Jo
Talking of maharajaha
1
"An excellent idea. Now, anore ward hol
(FROM "Fiah, Ahou?" by Theodosia Metternich.)
In passing
A GOSSIP columa report that a
lady said, "Ke's the nicest WEALTHY housewives are against maharajah "Î" know. There are
the idea of boycotting shops various ways of saying that. There that sell mink coals, in order to is the casual manner, as though you bring the prices down. They mỹ" - were jostled by crewds of maha that if mink coats became cheap, rajans all day long. There is the almost anyone could buy them, and affected-shy manner. You say it then there would be no point is dreamily, dipping your finger absens having one. I recall the agonized mindedly in the mustard, and cry of a painfully smart young man tracing his initials on the tablecloth. many years ago. He said to me (1 am not inventing this); "Even the dainful manner, with the accent on cheap shops are selling Oxford "Maharajah,” implying that as far trousers now!" Ella world had fallen as manszajahs go, and they
And there's the really snabbish, dis-
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in ruins about kira.
YOUR BIRTHDAY
FRIDAY, MARCH 25
By STELLA
--
After deep cashed dummy's ace 61 hearts BORN today. you are one of those show no resitation about going our "born" managers Highly practi- and looking for what you weil You and overtook the jack of spades, with a ble bump of order as well, have plenty of Bush and initiative with his ace, establishing a
as the ability to organise work for
and let no one think you are an trump trick for West. This was, others, you should do well in any easy marki however, the only trick that kind of work which calls for a tigh forra cf co-operativo endeavour. West could get. South led his There are artistic capabilities but
these are
too often forgotten or neglected because of your other abuities. However, if you are thrust into business or commerce, you will not be entirely happy, for there is too much of the artist in your make-up to permit you to be con tent handung nothing but stocks and bonda volumna of figures or skipping reports!
WEST
10987
493
NORTH (D) 4 AKQJ ♥A
• AKQ7 ➡76432
EAST
086532 J 1084
4AKQ1083 J9
SOUTH 4A6532
KQJ 107 +852
Nane
East-West vul.
Elast South West. Pass 14 2 Double Pass 3
Pass Pass Pass Pass
North 1.4
·EA
* Opening lead-♣ K
good hearts and announced that he would lead high red cards until West wanted To take his trump trick.
South would not have made his slam if he had failed to overtake dunmy's jack of trumps.
It dummy wins the third trump with the jack, there is no way for declarer to get to his own hand except by ruffing a diamond or a club with his
last trump.
That would leave West with a high trump and several good clubs, so that the slam would be set three tricks.
CARD Sense
Q-The bidding has been: North
East South ". West
1 Club Pass 1 Diamond Pass
1 Heart Pass
?
You, South, hold: Spades K-
J-2, Hearts J-5-4, Dlamonds A- J-9-8-2, Clubs 7-3.
you do?
Your emiolons are very deep and its posdble that you will have che or two happy Tonances before you settle down to wed the one you really love. When that happens, however, you should ea joy exceptional happiness,
Among
those born on this date are: Michael Davill, Irish patriot; William Revell Moody, educator Arturo Toscanini, conductor: GuZZIKI Borglum, sculptor; Edward Ziegler, music
crite andt Binnie Barnes, actress.
WOMANSENSE
It's Pretty And Dainty
“Marsoquin”, a dainty Spring hat by Rose Valois, It is adorned with pretty flowers-Agence France-Presse.
DRESSING UP TWO
W
OLD STAND-BYS
FRANK
^RANKFURTERS and cream, 2 tsp. sugar, 1⁄4 tsp. salt
Not that you haven't a keen eye
hamburger know no and 4 c. water. for making money for you have!
Heat to boiling point, but do You know a good thing when you
season. Summer or winter, not böll. Serve on rice and me it and are Johnny-on-the-spot
they retain their popularity noodles. Makes a delicious and to lake full advantage of any offered
or And if things aren't
with children and adults satisfying luncheon opportunity.
supper Breaking well enough for you, you
alike,
To and what the stars have in store for you tomorrow, select your Birthday star and read the corres ponding paragraph. Let your birth day star be your daily guide.
SATURDAY, MARCH 26
ARIES
21-Apr. (Mar.
203- Let down tensions this week-end. owe it to yourself to get in You KENTŁO pleasant, recreation.. for a change.
21-
TAURUS
21-May (Apr. Finish up jobs on the home front early this morning, so that you can spend the balance of the week-end having fun!
GEMINI (3425
22-Jone 21)- Spring is definitely there, so get out How: ito the open you can, about starting a garden?
CANCER (June 22 July
J
nine day to do sine shopping, but eir extravagance. Find bulgains In the things you really need,
1. È O (July 21-Aug. This can be a happy day at home. You might invite some close friends to spend the evening with you.
VIRGO
GARK 24-Sept 23)- Get an early start en obsework that must be done so that you will have after, and evening free,
LIBILA (SeDL. 24-0CL. 23) This can be a pleasant, happy and
week-end. constructive
Get some of those "odd Jobs" done around the house.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov 22)- Plan something interesting for the whole family to do today. A plenie might be the answer.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)— Emotions are apt to be a little on the edgy side. "Cultivate your self- control and use it now,
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20). Those of you who have office jobs
TARGET
What do
H
D
M
A-Bld one zo-trump. This is a'near-maximum hand for your rebid of one no-trump, With slightly greater strength you would look around for a differ- ent rebid to hint at your addi- tional strength.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as in the question just answered, “You, South, hold: Spades K-7-3-2, Hearts J-5-4, Diamonds K-J-9 6 Clubs 7-3. What do you đó?
Answer Tomorrow'
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words of
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EDITORS PRÈSS SERVICE. ING-NUEVA YORK
"SCISSORS!!
all week should take this opportunity to get out into the open.
AQUARIUS (Jan, 21-Fab. 19) Load everybody into the family car,
fun in the country.
Feb. PISCES Fallence is the answer to all minor problems today! You can have 4 happy time if you are thoughtful
special.
For an inexpensive casserole dish to serve 4, cook 1 c. clbów macaroni in boiling water until nearly tender about 8 min. Drain well and add 4 c. milk 4 c. chopped pimiento, tsp. salt,
Use a little imagination with these old stand-bys and they will be even more welcome.
Frankfurters and sauerkraut may be embellished by a few
To serve 4,
stershire sauce, dec. grated tin (2 c.) sauerkraut with 4 tsp. cheese. Pour into greased 8x8 caraway seed, 2 tbsp, finely baking dish. chopped onion, c. ketchupy
frankfurters Split
PART II OF "THE HUMAN SKIN”
A CONVENIENT ORGAN TO DOCTORS
or
it is virtually germ-proof.
17
By W. W. BAUER, M.D.
HE skin also a pro- Doctors find the human skin e A conspicuous exception to this The vet at had his ur highly estiveslent-organ its oiliness which makes smoothness
pallor its flushing, by its mercurial ointment, an historical or its roughening, treatment for syphilis, which it waterproof. It resists and by the appearance of skin has been superseded by moet infection and unless it is uptions, they are able to get modern methods.
much information useful in the broken
subjected to
diagnosis of many diseases.
THERAPEUTIC BATHS: severe exposures such as applied to the sidin may disclose those resulting in chapping, the location of disease or injury. Applications of heat or cold in the brain through dishar to the skin may, however, so bances of touch, pressure, heat, influence the general circulation The sensitivity of the skin to cold, or pain perception. Many as to have effects deeper within.
tests such as the the body. Thus a important
with hot bath outside stimull is important It Schick test for diphtheria, tuber Bushing of the skin brings more. responds to such a light touch culin tests and scratch or patch blood to the surface, while a as an insect or spider walking tests for allergies, depend upon bath has over. it. Through nerve endings the reaction of the skin
opposita It telegraphs danger to a nerve foreign matter applied to it or carbonated
effect Therapeutic baths with
water
also in turn, injected into it
Stimulate the skin to the extent action is tele- graphed back
The oily nature of the skin, which may be dangerous unless to muscles. It. becomes possible to react quick to most substances applied to it are
however, makes it impervious medically supervised. Such baths
not
the to an unfavourable stimulus; and it is therefore virtually im cosmetic "bubble bath prepara
comparable to you can jerk your finger oft a possible to give general medica- tions which carry no dangerous hot object faster than you can tion by rubbing it on the skin. Implications. think about doing It.
centre
swiftm which,
In the skin are found separate organs for the perception, of pressure, heat, cold, and pain, The normal skin distinguishes between
a pin prick or the broad, flat prescure which con be exerted by a ruler, a book or other large object. It is through this keen sense of louch that blind persons can read Braille.
SHARP REACTIONS
The normal skin can also dis- tingnish between two sharp points if these are placed more than approximately one-eighth of an inch apart. Obviously, it perceives heat and cold and its reaction to pain is well known.
take a furich basket along and have clever additioning a No. 303 2. P. pepper, 11⁄2 1sp. Worce- it serves as a
of others.
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1. "O, what a morning.” goes the song. (9) 17. EscsDB. (1)
V. “And make each prisoner -
unwillingly représent
carolled "libers (4)
Partner. (9)
12. This bird is a creature of long
standing. (5)
18. The chase la oz. (3, 3, 3)
16. Sccur without science. (3)
18. Diana miaKIN BU KUBETRIA. (5)
20. Smuggled goods. (9)
2. A king's address.
2.
Noah's ditto (3).
(8)
This sporter certainly isn't on,
the 25 AcrOSA (4)
25. Spirit one has nothing to do
With ghorta. (8)
Down
1. it sounds a noisy pison at the
BOO, (-5) 3. Otherwise
3. More rigorona, "(8)"
4. This kind of college has
(4)
0:0
5. Pare changed. (á)
pisce for the arts, (9)
6. Bell whole. (8)
8. A rod for a išdy. (*)
9. Legendary piper. (4) 10-Appropriately you've just read
the answer. (8)
14. Rum place. (4)
15. Alpina 2002, (3)
17. One-or all together.
18 Georg
Washington
had this to
band tte Came down
when timber
19. AWFUL. IM. 11. Stag at this -bad drunk kim. pl. sald Scott. (3)
(4)
CHESS PROBLEM
By J. HARING Black, 7 pieces:
White, 8 pieces. White to play: mate in two,
Solution problem:
yesterday's
QXKBP any2, QR, B, Kt,
mates
In.
almost
Modified skin structures are important profection aids, Hair protects the head from injury, from too much sun and trom cold. In other parts of the body, a cushion to keep adjacent skin surfaces from irritating each other. Over the entire body ane, almost invisible hairs also have a warning and protective function: In some in- dividuals, these body hairs are greatly increased: Hard, horn-
and 3 tbsp. brown surar. Sim- through lengthwise. Cut in half mer
covered, for 20 min.
and arrange on top of macaroni Split each 8 frankfurters mixture, All slits with chili lengthwise without cutting all sauce or ketchup. Bake at 350 like structures (the nails) pro- the way through. Fill each slit F. for 25 min. with a 4-in strip cheese, wrap each frank with a
and slice of pison, fastening with toothpicks.
on a rack in a shallow pan
at 425 F. for about 15 min. or until bacon is cooked, to desired crispness Serve kraut topped with stuffed franks.
.. test the fingers and toes against —ALICE DENHOFF | injury.
HOUSEHOLD HINTS
Select your glass cooking table settings and cut down on For a special touch,
dishes with an eye toward dish-washing chores. frankfurters in a sour cream using them at the dining table.
sauce.
serve
Then
Colours of both individual and Rub vaseline on hinges of To serve 4, cut 8 frankfurters family-size glass casserole doorS when painting
are co-ordinated varnishing them. in 2-in. slices and brown in 2 dishes. now thsp. hot fat. Stir in 2 tsp. four. with dinnerware. Used to paint which gets on the hinges Add 3 tbsp. ketchup, 1e, sour gether, they make Handsome will wipe off easily,
BOYS'
AND
A Miniature Train
THE
-Knarf and Hanid Go to Washington on It---
By MAX TRELL
any
to
the
may
NYLON SPORTS WEAR
It was a male fashion show but somehow, a woman crept into the picture at the Men's Trade Fair when this tennis outit in spun nylon shorts and kitted nylon shirt was shown. The girl, incidentally, is wearing an “A” line tennis dress
In nylon fabrio,
GIRLS'
MAGAZINE
rafis until suddenly, they curved into a long, black tunnel.
!
ཉརཎཱ can't see a thing," said Knarf to his sister Hanid.
"Washington next stop!" Mr Toothpick called out..
"That big, white building with a round top standing on the SLMT- mit of the hill is the Capitol, No one lives there. That's where the Congress mevis."
Then Kaart and Hanid walked
and walked until they came to
HE railroad station was just
a tall, smooth, slender tower. behind the bookcase. You
"That," will understand by this that it
said Mrs. Directory," wasn't an ordinary kind of rail-
who had walked along with road station. In fact it was" a
them, "is the Washington Men= very extraordinary station. It Sure enough, at the end of the ment. Shall we climb to the was about the size of a hand- tamel, there was Washington, top of it?" krchiel. The tracks were like D.C...
Knari and Hanid opened their of a fork. the prongs
The Knart and Hamid got off the eyes until they were as big as locomotive and the cars weren't train and, looked around them. saucers, "How can we climb to much bigger than match-boxes.
Great Travellers
Mrs Directory Shadows
shows the
Are You Photogenic?
BY HELEN FOLLETT
HAS your best beat, now dar
away," asked for a row photograph of you? Then
you may be interested in learning about some good-looks rules that should be followed
wiep posing before the camera.
Use powder lightly. Omit rouge. It forms, &
give your face en u
pen the portrait.:- lipstick
à clear-cut
may
forming
Select
posing,
Hight shade. Just before moisten your lips so they will
look soft and full..
11 you apply
pencil eyebrow,
do not form a hard, straight line. Use light little strokes, being careful not to touch, the skin beneath. Washington lashes will accent them.
A bit of mascara
on the
Some photographers apply
Fim of brown grease
the Monument.
"Just look at that big white the top of it?" Knart said, and- building with the round, top!" mg his voice at last. It's too
smooth!!! cried Knart, pointing to a hill. "What building is that?"
"Follow me!" said Mrs Direc- Fortumitely, Mrs ∙Directory tory. "We're not going to climb shadow - children” with the came along at that moment. "I up the outside." They went turned-about" names, used this answer all questions,” she said. inside with her. An elevator took them quickly to the top. to
But Kharf and Hanid the
railroad all the time. They went rooming all over the country
The conductor's name was Mi Toothpick. The engineer's name was Mr Mite. The brakerian's name was Mr Seed. The ticket- seller's name was Mr Stubb
So one, day' Knart and Hanid made themselves small and bought two tickets from Mr Stubb to Washington, "D.C.
11
"That's where the President Ilves," Hanld said to her brother Knart, as they, stepped aboard the trata
"All aboard,” shouted Mr. Toothpick, the conductor: Thes he waved his lantern at Mr Mite who pulled the throttle of the locomotive, which puffed and
The next minute, they went clinicine and clacting over the
Rupert and the Broken Plate-30
When the precious stones are safely pocketed in a leather bag the younger man explains the mygery **Bly friend comes from a wealthy family abroad," he says, " but long ago, during the bad times, one of his ancestors, wishing to conceal his treasure,” had, some”
plates made with the family diamonds hidden in the thickness of the china. We have now, traced #this, the last of the plates, and my fnend wabes to gives reward. And Rapart fade himself clutching a tightly packed- handle pirnotes (which, ha rabown his. Bear. (10
And here from a window, they siw all Washington, below them, They saw the Lincoln Mon-
•ment.
The President's Home
They saw the Lagoon with the Japanese cherry trees fringing
the banks.
They saw the Potomac They saw the Jefferson Mona ment
paint over the eyelids. It seems be more effective in bringing out eye beauty than shadows of other colours,
Have your hair set several days before your appointment, so your locks will appear soft and fluid. Don't attempt a new arrangement. It takes time for the hair to adjust itself grace- fully to a new coiffure.
Wear a trok in which you are completely tease. A plain one is best One that als too decorative will detract from See the picture that
that the neckline is becoming plain fabric is a happier They saw the Supreme Court choice than one that has a pate Costume
tern, Golf
“And what," mid Knarf, point- 2
point Jeweller easy
ing at a white house standing the men's tvalt
deep brea
leep be
the
#feel Wiresh
the middle
a park with a toward you. Take high, kron tens all around it, "is and relax confortat that/white house?".
Get a good night' fore the big day, and That said, Mrs Directory, is sopotamment early the White House, It's where the morning when you Presiditat Lives
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