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Britain Today

It Gets Curiouser And Curiouser

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London. Tax on beer is paid on the UITE," said the basis of its specifle gravity The lower the gravity, the lower the Literary Rabbit.

AIK But price docs not scrutinising the fluctuate with tax. bundle of clip- who makes a low-gravity bere pings in front may be able, still, to demand a of him; "there can be little gh-gravity price.

So the ma

Now this is confusing for the doubt that the rabbit is still drinker because there is no way regarded JEN ますま essential of telling from the taste or The part of the English way of appearance of your evening pind life."

what

its gravity Ix. So Mr Bing wants to rewrite The law f

A farce every LUNTE

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top E ,li valence of gin traps, and brewer

little advising Thaize IN 41 the national Last o for

of Hope Approved Beer

rabbit ple scarcely bore out and this t INUSI das city und this conclusion.

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patience was needed to deal Voice of Doom?

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us to look at his clippings.

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1 THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, JULY 17, 1954.

WORLD

ADERSHIP

MAP 1950

BACKSEAT DRIVERS

World Copyright by arrangement with the Manchester Guardian

IS THERE A

PRIME MINISTER

S

IN

ITTING

THE HOUSE?

JEFFREY TYLER looks around the political stables to spot likely leaders of tomorrow

al

on

saunters into the House, picks up a debate by the scruft of the neck, shukes li vigorously, sun-

there must be young men whose names will one day mean as nich to the British electorate as now do the names of Churchill. Attlee, Morrison, Eden, Butler and Bevan.

Who are they?

Where are the political two-year- pids of promise, the hundful of classic hopes among the selling platers? 1 give you two horses to follow from of the big party stables. Put your money on any of them and you could be backing a future Prime of his life in the Prime way. The edges of Callaghan's Minister.

London, personality,

Felin Lake # this word of advice.

te en learn something use moment on the back rul from his Treasury colleagues ters out again. benches

the from Butler's mask of infinite So for he has failed to protect

world-weariness. from

Impudence over Boyd- this brilliant House of Commons renter's bouncing walk and T.V. Somewhere a

petulant But he will shootlog cuffs. The small, curly- note creeps in. brimmed bowler is too nicely naster this medium, too; for he adjusted for Westminster, the 18 11 determined Iellow of rolled umbrella too neat. He measureless ambition.

cultivate

Labour's time Callaghan air, work In should

ut the Ad- For Muster held junior posts up an eccentricity. Reginald the right political pre miralty and Ministry of Trans- scription shot in the arm port.

Whether

not the the and an orchid in the buttonhole. Bevimites gain control of

offico party, he will hold high

the next Socialist Govern-

He is making very

of that. The ambling walk takes Sul roving over Tory him along a precisely and benches, 1 take you now

to the lieutely mapped path. When the member who sits right behind

1s at loggerticads, he Sir Winston Churchill. To n party

moves like a cat on hot bricks; who spends and the cat never

jumps befty young m

either

creed are blurred. The

while the brain

Whitenalt may we take on athophique with a farkivad vokes Tum the Boat of Trade stare of box bad, you don't urging s

to Work hard to while

Loudspeaker ch implicae from New Scotland Yard wand Macon twls that that mucking cribs

oral rght

externmalam Pyle tells What Toget

It has OBRA

Ja vay for.

for the newad

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Britam."

to table, and Sir Davel Masseite

Pandu! we carried through, itu. become in British

with oppix

a comfortable be

tals just as The

Landon co- utshappy Je rather muter may event by dandand l sheepishly admitted as much this the ALMA 110 Cache 01 Borin

Karloff

owing, **CAU

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Indeed

Then way, we dematided, kiwws you're riding without "the you think you are so dashed bale

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ticket.

No. galenæn, no. Silence simple

are in the Lake, if you please. futaitian with

literary coins. The Fierce Bad Rabbit, Mr Peter Rabbit, Mr Benjanum Bentay and Mr Lewis Carroll's White Rabbit?

"I only a few of the

Every

English child

is brought up on this diet of hokun.

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Underwear

British

last year.

All this

to the

Out of

clothing

In the House of Commons that to talk about Peler Rabbit"

With that, the Literary Rublily folded

clippings and clightening his hopped off to enjoy our carrot trade. And it may very well set patch.

the sociologists rushing off t rip the latest findings through their lightning calculators.

Hefty man

the

Muster's company and

in ment.

sure

de-

who political is cardfully planned,

the ambiguity deliberate. the Jaghan, like the Abbe

has the will to survive.

Cal- Sleyes,

was with him at the moment on Take the Tories first.

board the Quæren Elizabeth the return

from voyage Here comes Muster REG- Washington conference, INALD MAUDLING, 36, Yes, it is Sir Winston's son- Economic Secretary to the In law, CHRISTOPHER

A different proposition 13 Treasury, who was trained SOAMES.

Master ANTHONÝ CROSLAND, You are surprised that I list 34.

dark and handsome by Mr Butler in the

him here? You think, perhaps, economist who roundly d'amos the that Captain Soames is just private pastures of

a all trimmers. capable follow who Conservative Parliamentary pice,

He is a paradox; so blunt that secretariat,

through marriage has caught he may cut himself. Yet his lot of attention that he would toughness is highly sophistica He is a big, lumbering, otherwise have missed?

ted He brings to J Socialist black-haired fellow. His Up to a point you are right. back bench the

gracea

an to Marriage thick sper- has made all the difference

Churchill

fondness Oxford high tablea behind

look mildly

to for good living, witty conversa- Bur- Christopher Soames, It has tion, a glass of wine, a cigar. Perhaps he still thrown him into the most finds it a little odd to Intimate association with our parachute officer, and nothing

Mary

appro-

In the war he served as

In other could have been more

hlm priate than his mission after

an in- D-Day. They dropped

It's amusing_

him

Woman

spends eyes, £15 a year in underwear-- incles, just £2 less than she spends prised. "It is quite ingrained in them.

other sorts of clothing.

Moreover, the British Woman be making his own speeches words, Cany

statesman. greatest you imagine an England does not buy bedsocks, without Peter Rabbit?

words, it has brought BUD women from all walks of instead of writing them w "Mind you, they have to have life quizzed by

unique apprenticeship, the clothing for others. For in his comparable political education. successfully on Cannes. excuse or other for their makers to find out what they backroom daya, before the Soames is learning things that ise, It is so much casler to talk about cruelly or economies he owned up to having bought

spend und

what they want, not 1950

election swept him no one else could teach him. the a single pair of bedsocks in the into

Commons, his What a prize for any young

man! ghost

hovered frequently

Churchill is fond of his son- must be extremely over the Opposition despatch in-law.

Crosland ja 11 Socialist And he takes notice of

But it is not what moderate. box.

Soames's views. They are al- ways together at Chartwell, he would call himself. That the Bevanite's should be described where Soames helps to manage the Churchill farm, at Chequers as the Left Wing of the party

he finds "afi amusing c and Westminster; where, like a

tion." Ho considers devoted major-domo, he is con- gro

everything grotesquetonalisation does not old-fashioned. The MCSATA Lyttelton, Butler, cerned in nearly Гог the teetotal

fetish of wring their hands sadly and con- Eden-he supplied facts that Churchill, docs,

excite him. What matters in have Soon he

the may no longer "be clude that the British Woman and turned phrases for

scon

captain ex condemned, as he is at present, is no

among the cows at Chartwell, any industry-publicly or pri- the songer the bedsocks all of them. Sir Winston staff in hand and very much in valet ved a

workers are Allowed a stare Churchill, too, drew

on command of what was going on. Labour M. P. for Hornchurch, about it,"

in reë him. In the Commons. material,

running it. Genuine industrial democracy, has his way, he

equipping will be

turned the where everyday in his be though

the levelling of educational op- him precipitated into a red-hot blast tempted to believe that all this phrases back.

for

own of publicity.

right Farmer Soames, 84 this: portunities, the spreading of a underwent consciousness This curious bélng,

"We'll leave this bit out, whom monstrates that tho British

I your, has, seized his pollucal sense of equality these are the the targets of Master Crosland most of us classed with the Woman in tending to behave in think." You can almost hear the chance, and he will make Griphon and Mock Turtle until the manner he ascribed to her familiar mutter, see, the grin. most of it. this week, apparently plays a American counterpart.

"One-sided, you say? My dear . The

gloomier sort of soclal Maudling, in the course of a

Beer of Hope

A CHEER

brewer.

to anonymity."

The underwear men will jump with joy.

The sociologists doubtless will

wearing home-loving sort she

Turner back

Indeed, if Mr Geoffrey Bing, Rey, if he gets to hear Maudling's

abod

to be.

Dr

will passibly

de-

he

raw

vital role in the British way of winter will mutter that it's all long political life I hávé learned

life.

Mr Bing reports that some of duo to the

the beer in this country schgendered

SKULL

Casual insolence

and

and the

party's New Thinkers. On

upward to the

the classless State Who insisted on serving notice to the public schools in hew Socialist programine? to make one-sided speeches with,

why.

the so-called Right Wing, Look now across the floor. Here They are the authentic radicals, Maudling himself is not the la Mastor JAMES CALLGHAN, the real harbingers of

the

από

subtle tarian. Butler is his model. His venue official who was steer Well, that is Master Anthony. "Change to our underwear, and tone in debate is studiously ed into politics by the late Pro- His politicnt .cate sto air in They could Galtskell's basitel the beer secana, to let at you phytoo, can be the life of, the reasonable, his patience unend- feesar Laak. He is tall, 1000- Gal

implicitions

dimbod walk with Colling

spectacular of these Ing, his group di detail qutelle Is this derived from his Equally, they could be, sinashea

batch

carber

would be classed, in the United Lose the escalators of Lowin's hard-hitting type of Parlamon 43,Ma former, Inland Re- bright Socialist down.

"such

by the

low gmily" that it foundation garnierit ads

Bekul fortitude."

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States,

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mean

that

beverage.

By, this he does not

instead of keeping an appro- delights, they will argue, are relentless priately grave died, but that slowly undermiling the nationni He will Hee with the Chan-war-ume service in the RNVR7, to bits if Bevan won the party

has very little alcohol In It obaracter.

cellor, Which means that hie: Not.... however, are prepared to nature is rosy-inted.

pollically the most gifted of Johḥertis; 12. from

-(in point of duct, alcohol or

We

Ho.1

his

19 Hothing with that case, ono

loddetship. one locis, Cros

any pint alter the sixth IS dpt leap to no toilusions. Being the Butler boys-the intellectual eplendid whells waved a land wo

It could be that, women,

to Text).

On the rate of It pro would women, they Just like mifer, superior of Mr. Macleod, lên liê Royal

bo fnclined tờ, think that, the wour,

heavy handed than the flöter AIDLERS,

would shrug eleganur and in buy a single Ucket arrb-slan Victoria and of course back to his dreaming Men Fitta For of all these clande

Brewers werd in some kind of Underweak consokugless; là Mỹ, knoch Powell. Yet ROMG- Callaghan is a born; Parliak, intrise, his eye smilijimica, the difBollbal 165gue with the Enod, pin view, probably the rhywdle | tilny -le-Miquinig stillind gloam, mantarian whose mescidlə girse lament vesamensly be Umwanang of Hope. But it svome nôt. klist women are naturally, nuts, of colour, perhaps; a dielinctive a casual, charming insolence, He post.

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