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So the ma
Now this is confusing for the doubt that the rabbit is still drinker because there is no way regarded JEN ますま essential of telling from the taste or The part of the English way of appearance of your evening pind life."
what
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A farce every LUNTE
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1 THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, JULY 17, 1954.
WORLD
ADERSHIP
MAP 1950
BACKSEAT DRIVERS
World Copyright by arrangement with the Manchester Guardian
IS THERE A
PRIME MINISTER
S
IN
ITTING
THE HOUSE?
JEFFREY TYLER looks around the political stables to spot likely leaders of tomorrow
al
on
saunters into the House, picks up a debate by the scruft of the neck, shukes li vigorously, sun-
there must be young men whose names will one day mean as nich to the British electorate as now do the names of Churchill. Attlee, Morrison, Eden, Butler and Bevan.
Who are they?
Where are the political two-year- pids of promise, the hundful of classic hopes among the selling platers? 1 give you two horses to follow from of the big party stables. Put your money on any of them and you could be backing a future Prime of his life in the Prime way. The edges of Callaghan's Minister.
London, personality,
Felin Lake # this word of advice.
te en learn something use moment on the back rul from his Treasury colleagues ters out again. benches
the from Butler's mask of infinite So for he has failed to protect
world-weariness. from
Impudence over Boyd- this brilliant House of Commons renter's bouncing walk and T.V. Somewhere a
petulant But he will shootlog cuffs. The small, curly- note creeps in. brimmed bowler is too nicely naster this medium, too; for he adjusted for Westminster, the 18 11 determined Iellow of rolled umbrella too neat. He measureless ambition.
cultivate
Labour's time Callaghan air, work In should
ut the Ad- For Muster held junior posts up an eccentricity. Reginald the right political pre miralty and Ministry of Trans- scription shot in the arm port.
Whether
not the the and an orchid in the buttonhole. Bevimites gain control of
offico party, he will hold high
the next Socialist Govern-
He is making very
of that. The ambling walk takes Sul roving over Tory him along a precisely and benches, 1 take you now
to the lieutely mapped path. When the member who sits right behind
1s at loggerticads, he Sir Winston Churchill. To n party
moves like a cat on hot bricks; who spends and the cat never
jumps befty young m
either
creed are blurred. The
while the brain
Whitenalt may we take on athophique with a farkivad vokes Tum the Boat of Trade stare of box bad, you don't urging s
to Work hard to while
Loudspeaker ch implicae from New Scotland Yard wand Macon twls that that mucking cribs
oral rght
externmalam Pyle tells What Toget
It has OBRA
Ja vay for.
for the newad
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Britam."
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Karloff
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Indeed
Then way, we dematided, kiwws you're riding without "the you think you are so dashed bale
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ticket.
No. galenæn, no. Silence simple
are in the Lake, if you please. futaitian with
literary coins. The Fierce Bad Rabbit, Mr Peter Rabbit, Mr Benjanum Bentay and Mr Lewis Carroll's White Rabbit?
"I only a few of the
Every
English child
is brought up on this diet of hokun.
עם
Underwear
British
last year.
All this
to the
Out of
clothing
In the House of Commons that to talk about Peler Rabbit"
With that, the Literary Rublily folded
clippings and clightening his hopped off to enjoy our carrot trade. And it may very well set patch.
the sociologists rushing off t rip the latest findings through their lightning calculators.
Hefty man
the
Muster's company and
in ment.
sure
de-
who political is cardfully planned,
the ambiguity deliberate. the Jaghan, like the Abbe
has the will to survive.
Cal- Sleyes,
was with him at the moment on Take the Tories first.
board the Quæren Elizabeth the return
from voyage Here comes Muster REG- Washington conference, INALD MAUDLING, 36, Yes, it is Sir Winston's son- Economic Secretary to the In law, CHRISTOPHER
A different proposition 13 Treasury, who was trained SOAMES.
Master ANTHONÝ CROSLAND, You are surprised that I list 34.
dark and handsome by Mr Butler in the
him here? You think, perhaps, economist who roundly d'amos the that Captain Soames is just private pastures of
a all trimmers. capable follow who Conservative Parliamentary pice,
He is a paradox; so blunt that secretariat,
through marriage has caught he may cut himself. Yet his lot of attention that he would toughness is highly sophistica He is a big, lumbering, otherwise have missed?
ted He brings to J Socialist black-haired fellow. His Up to a point you are right. back bench the
gracea
an to Marriage thick sper- has made all the difference
Churchill
fondness Oxford high tablea behind
look mildly
to for good living, witty conversa- Bur- Christopher Soames, It has tion, a glass of wine, a cigar. Perhaps he still thrown him into the most finds it a little odd to Intimate association with our parachute officer, and nothing
Mary
appro-
In the war he served as
In other could have been more
hlm priate than his mission after
an in- D-Day. They dropped
It's amusing_
him
Woman
spends eyes, £15 a year in underwear-- incles, just £2 less than she spends prised. "It is quite ingrained in them.
other sorts of clothing.
Moreover, the British Woman be making his own speeches words, Cany
statesman. greatest you imagine an England does not buy bedsocks, without Peter Rabbit?
words, it has brought BUD women from all walks of instead of writing them w "Mind you, they have to have life quizzed by
unique apprenticeship, the clothing for others. For in his comparable political education. successfully on Cannes. excuse or other for their makers to find out what they backroom daya, before the Soames is learning things that ise, It is so much casler to talk about cruelly or economies he owned up to having bought
spend und
what they want, not 1950
election swept him no one else could teach him. the a single pair of bedsocks in the into
Commons, his What a prize for any young
man! ghost
hovered frequently
Churchill is fond of his son- must be extremely over the Opposition despatch in-law.
Crosland ja 11 Socialist And he takes notice of
But it is not what moderate. box.
Soames's views. They are al- ways together at Chartwell, he would call himself. That the Bevanite's should be described where Soames helps to manage the Churchill farm, at Chequers as the Left Wing of the party
he finds "afi amusing c and Westminster; where, like a
tion." Ho considers devoted major-domo, he is con- gro
everything grotesquetonalisation does not old-fashioned. The MCSATA Lyttelton, Butler, cerned in nearly Гог the teetotal
fetish of wring their hands sadly and con- Eden-he supplied facts that Churchill, docs,
excite him. What matters in have Soon he
the may no longer "be clude that the British Woman and turned phrases for
scon
captain ex condemned, as he is at present, is no
among the cows at Chartwell, any industry-publicly or pri- the songer the bedsocks all of them. Sir Winston staff in hand and very much in valet ved a
workers are Allowed a stare Churchill, too, drew
on command of what was going on. Labour M. P. for Hornchurch, about it,"
in reë him. In the Commons. material,
running it. Genuine industrial democracy, has his way, he
equipping will be
turned the where everyday in his be though
the levelling of educational op- him precipitated into a red-hot blast tempted to believe that all this phrases back.
for
own of publicity.
right Farmer Soames, 84 this: portunities, the spreading of a underwent consciousness This curious bélng,
"We'll leave this bit out, whom monstrates that tho British
I your, has, seized his pollucal sense of equality these are the the targets of Master Crosland most of us classed with the Woman in tending to behave in think." You can almost hear the chance, and he will make Griphon and Mock Turtle until the manner he ascribed to her familiar mutter, see, the grin. most of it. this week, apparently plays a American counterpart.
"One-sided, you say? My dear . The
gloomier sort of soclal Maudling, in the course of a
Beer of Hope
A CHEER
brewer.
to anonymity."
The underwear men will jump with joy.
The sociologists doubtless will
wearing home-loving sort she
Turner back
Indeed, if Mr Geoffrey Bing, Rey, if he gets to hear Maudling's
abod
to be.
Dr
will passibly
de-
he
raw
vital role in the British way of winter will mutter that it's all long political life I hávé learned
life.
Mr Bing reports that some of duo to the
the beer in this country schgendered
SKULL
Casual insolence
and
and the
party's New Thinkers. On
upward to the
the classless State Who insisted on serving notice to the public schools in hew Socialist programine? to make one-sided speeches with,
why.
the so-called Right Wing, Look now across the floor. Here They are the authentic radicals, Maudling himself is not the la Mastor JAMES CALLGHAN, the real harbingers of
the
από
subtle tarian. Butler is his model. His venue official who was steer Well, that is Master Anthony. "Change to our underwear, and tone in debate is studiously ed into politics by the late Pro- His politicnt .cate sto air in They could Galtskell's basitel the beer secana, to let at you phytoo, can be the life of, the reasonable, his patience unend- feesar Laak. He is tall, 1000- Gal
implicitions
dimbod walk with Colling
spectacular of these Ing, his group di detail qutelle Is this derived from his Equally, they could be, sinashea
batch
carber
would be classed, in the United Lose the escalators of Lowin's hard-hitting type of Parlamon 43,Ma former, Inland Re- bright Socialist down.
"such
by the
low gmily" that it foundation garnierit ads
Bekul fortitude."
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States,
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mean
that
beverage.
By, this he does not
instead of keeping an appro- delights, they will argue, are relentless priately grave died, but that slowly undermiling the nationni He will Hee with the Chan-war-ume service in the RNVR7, to bits if Bevan won the party
has very little alcohol In It obaracter.
cellor, Which means that hie: Not.... however, are prepared to nature is rosy-inted.
pollically the most gifted of Johḥertis; 12. from
-(in point of duct, alcohol or
We
Ho.1
his
19 Hothing with that case, ono
loddetship. one locis, Cros
any pint alter the sixth IS dpt leap to no toilusions. Being the Butler boys-the intellectual eplendid whells waved a land wo
It could be that, women,
to Text).
On the rate of It pro would women, they Just like mifer, superior of Mr. Macleod, lên liê Royal
bo fnclined tờ, think that, the wour,
heavy handed than the flöter AIDLERS,
would shrug eleganur and in buy a single Ucket arrb-slan Victoria and of course back to his dreaming Men Fitta For of all these clande
Brewers werd in some kind of Underweak consokugless; là Mỹ, knoch Powell. Yet ROMG- Callaghan is a born; Parliak, intrise, his eye smilijimica, the difBollbal 165gue with the Enod, pin view, probably the rhywdle | tilny -le-Miquinig stillind gloam, mantarian whose mescidlə girse lament vesamensly be Umwanang of Hope. But it svome nôt. klist women are naturally, nuts, of colour, perhaps; a dielinctive a casual, charming insolence, He post.
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