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HOW TO DRIVE A CAR... FINAL LESSON

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If A Child Runs Out?

By MIKE HAWTHORN

EST way to meet a Don't do what most drivers TIP ONE. If someone re-

B driving emergency in do. Don't slam on your brakes fuses to dip as he approaches

-don't have one.

presa down If and

the clutch.

Your wheels will lock, you will (on't flash on your own hood-- that sounds silly just think glide. and the Icnd suddenly lamps. That makes dazzle worse.

for a minute.

Almost every situation on the pons because of stupidity.

·

critical road hap someone's

taken off your engine will make

the slide wore.

Instead, start braking gently change down at first, progressively harder, to get braking help from your engine.

TIP TWO. Always take 4 tile walk round your car be- fore you drive away at night. to what the good drivers do and see that every light is working.

A child runs across in If that is imporalble becaure Fog and you may have front of you. The road is the child is too near, see if you to drive in it. First put on ley or rain-greasy. There can steer and accelerate out of your side lights .... even in trouble. But not violently or daytime or at the first ERC3- are áll the elements of the skid will come. tragedy,

tion of low-lying mist,

If steering will not help, then

And polish those rear lights If you are a good driver there brakte hard... induco a skid, will be no surprise. You

thut will help it. Try to let your speed

they shine out. Your have been driving far enough he expended in revolving. from

the kerb in

perpetual

nticipation of

of such a

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greatest

tinnger ₤3 being hit

from behind. As you travel you you leave a clear patch behind

There are three actions happen-

none be closing up on you URBWETE

You will have remembered take...one is simple...ne you, and a following dilver moy that it takes much longer to

desperate... and brake on a slippery road wil have slowed down..

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ALLIED CONTROL CONNIER TRIESTS

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Dehydrated

Beer Will

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N

CAREER WOMEN

fight for

NAME

A

NEW YORK.. EW' YORK is a city of career women. Here women must work at being somebody. That is why you get socialites selling soap on TV, debutantes writing columns, heiresses directing department storca.

The outlook was explained to me by o woman of wealth and beauty, the mother of three children, who was rushing around desperately trying to get on a parel quiz show. (She did too).

She said: "In New York you've got to have a name,” Naturally

the

best

name to have is Gaber. And the girl who gets the most out of being a Gabor is Mama. After It was Jolie who started the thing. Mama Jolie's

If your windscreen opens, then By Chapman Pincher all

open it. You see better that way.

heart. Ankl remember your

beer- EHYDRATED

beer frem which thres

own

little privalo enterprise chichi costume

Avenue.

There sho lives in a

****↑THE car in front of you stops

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diend or pulls across the Even if it means going the road and you lift it. It may not long way round Try to quarter of the water hasjewellery and antique affect your "co-claims benus," stick to the roads you know by bcon removed will bo shop on Madison but hang your hend in shame, You are just as much to blanc, Keep sleering or braking dis- lance away from all trouble. trafle And, above all, don't pin your cigarette. well-being on another driver's signals. They #ነ thero fur your guidance that is all. They are not a free pardon for an nccllent.

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Always, ropeat always, drive though hand algnals had never been thought of. Usc

your your instinct,

eyes,

and. common sense.

Remember that there are pre- clous few accidents in which any of the parties involved - are not to some degroe quilly.

Co many people

IS°

tages.

*

hate night driving yet it has advan-

Flist your head fhmp; herald your arrival when you pats side rond. Those of other cars warn you as you approach them round benda.

Dazzle is the dred of most drivers. The only DILSWOT 18 never to look at oncoming hend- lamps. Fix your eyes at the point where your own lights that sigesn't cut the kerb. If help, close one eye approaches, Open it when the bright lights have passed. You will find you have perfect night vision still.

1.5 a car

away from the

and ...stop

1. Do you know that often a motor cyclist can't hear you coming?

helped by a staff which consists

of two Euro- paana (countesses) and one American senator's wite.

worst enemy in fog is fatigue, inued to Army units and 1.1 you can and a place to park submarine crews in any blaze of diamonds-

crawling future war, defence officials "Not the

very best have a have decided,

quality diamonds, you It will be

but restored to its understand, darling, rength by the add-is terribly elegant"

everything

design Formal ilon of water and carbon dioxide gas before being drunk. I tried several sampics of this beer at อ Cambridge

laboratory University

where Dr Richard Gane has been nx- perimenting with it for months.. They were similar to ordinary about lyre pressures. Aro beer but were more gassy and YOUT

lightly wino-liko davour. 5. There's

I also tried large puddle.

the beer Would you lose speed rather contrato tot of which con-

tains as much

It alcohol. 3rd than splash a walker?

"body" as a full half-pint, of ordinary ale.

2. The crack drivers ara fusay

4

4. Is your driving sa smooth

that spond ohanges almont unnoticed?

are

5. Do your passengers call you

a gool driver?

6. Do you think driving

had

A

con-

The excess water is removed from the beer by freezing and skimming off the ice.

and EVE PERRICK

reports the battle

Edna Best~NOW and THEN

There I sought her out. Mama is a proity blonde, like daughters Eva and Zsa Zsa. She wears an emerald ring you think onormous until you notice the diamond on the other Hand.

WES

supposed to be an interview - but you try getting a word in on a Gabpr. Until further notice, this i Jolle Gábor doing the talking.)

"Ah,

yes, darling, you want

Purpose of dehydrating the beer la to reduce transport to seo me, everybody wants to dimculties and save storage see me, but can't stay to talk years can make a bad habil use stilled water made from such big meetings to attend.

force. Submarine crows would to you. Four people are wall- ing for me. Always, I have

- worse?

7. Are you too engrosed lo

hear half your

passengers conversation?

brine te dilute it.

IT'S STRANGE... AMINER at the coal-face uses only 20 percent more chorgy in a day's work than a desk bound. clerk, Scoltish selentists have found after a minutely detalled comparison of 6 "back the two jobs.

8. Would you be happy to let an expert test your brakes and steering?

owl

9. Are you your

stat" driver? Answer "Yes" and you reore one point.

Keep as far away from the driver class.

·kerb-as-is-safe-to-avold-that- -b7pus gi

suicidal maniac - the cyclist with no rear light. And, you must drive at a speed which will allow you to stop in distance you can see.

I'

the

for

"You like my shop? You've just missed Bcbo Rockefeller. Always there is a Rockefeller or Vanderbilt or a Dupont here.

All on stage

would love to tell you all about it, but eight people Miners and clerks in East are waiting for me. You're quilo wore portable instruments pretty, you know. Do you want which recorded their energy to go on the stage? I put all output over 24-hour stretches, my girls on the stage.

"When.

I

Arst came from

0-4 puts you in the unstylish Everything they ate and drank

In a

The scientists, led by Dr women wearing artificial pearls "above | Reginald ̈Passmore,found that|are nol chic, and I say ̈Ï ́ ̄will

the miners made up for their design them costume jewellery. larger energy output by cating with real pearls-just Ille almost exactly 30 percent more cultured pearls, you know, but

a whole week was weighed. Hungary I see that all American

overage.

Over zeven points and you may

boast of your style and grace at the steering wheel.

food than the clerks.

-(London Express Service)

Talking Of Parties-The Vodka

Runs Out At A Red Embassy

From SYDNE'. SMITH

Mama Gabor-NOW

Christine Norden-THEN

better than false ones.

"I would tell

you about how I started, but I have to go. don't went lo start worrying Ten people are waiting for me about flattering camera angles Do you like my ile poodle? and have to watch my diet.

got him yesterday and I teli

the silly girls here that nobody "This way I can eat what I must pet him until he learns to like, play all the golf I want. love me.

take a holiday when I feel like Everyone loves me, Every- it, and do a play when I find ono wants to know ane. They a part I like." want to use my name for all sorts of things stockings, per- understand

and fume, candy. You how It is in

in America. I have become-how do you say?"

I ventured just one word....

com-

PARIS. lightful

who and fruit, were crammed young Russians me: "Where is your emptied by hungry Reds with- was open house at the asked

Identity-sorry, your invitation in the first hour. Soviet Embassy, the

card?"

There they were-he strangest diplomatic recep- It wag almost like going rades of France, diplomate: "Personality?

Cus wives in mink and pearls, party "Oh, no. Bigger than that. I tion that Paris has known through a really hostilo for many a year.

tons to shake hands with the followers in corduroy and their am the mother of the Gabor black-and-gold-uniformed Streets were blocked for a bassador and his wife.

am- own long hair and splendid ap-girls....*

pottles. and everyone fought for quarter of a mile around;

being photo- the bullet. were 150 extra traffic police were graphed every five seconds by So much so that at kast half- called, out on special duty; a young

Jackel. parking was possible.

almost im

They

May be late

"I am very happy."

·Edna Best is starring" in the new Dorothy Parker play,

"Ladies of the Corridor."

Must learn

more

Is Christine Norden CECOND

(remember her?); "I look at my scrapbook and shudder. How did anyone over talk me into wearing these clothes? Now I the party there

·HEVS taken a vow-ho man in a corduroy way through

A-ND-some left. I

words of wisdom Ashsoates. No more fringes. Kvas nothing much

two women whose

"I am down to nine stone: I mot one British diplomat who from

names used to make news back stick to black suite. And I'm was co dry that he had to send *French Communist The glass-shuttered courtyard

Parly for a special despatch of vodka home. Firat Edna Best (remem hoping, once I get my working

ber her?);

permit, to start my career again. -an old Imperial piece in chief Thorez was not there. He at one of the dried-up bars.

The champagne had given out "I always made up my mind As a singer cabaret and Russian Embassy was down on the French Riviera front of the

within an hour-there was no that between 50 and 60 a woman gramophone records at first. In the Ruo de Grenelle, was resting."

Then French

Party more vedka ieft and the caviar should do what she wants to do. Communist blazing In floodlights with

perhaps I can break huge Rod star. The foyer was loader Jacques Duclos was not mostly red-had long since After 60 It may be too istr. So infb straight reling. One thing

I commute "busy" gone.

between California I have found out-a giri must bronze there either. He was packed with two huge

war indeed a successful re-where my home is and New York learn--and I did, the hard way? busis of Lenin and Stalin built elsewhere..

where the theatre is, and my Christine Norden is now high with rod carnations, be- But even without these two ception.

I have never seen one in Paris married daughter lives.

'married to an American Service.. gonias, and azaleas-but not a star characters the four bullets,

"I won't do television, al- man and all set to be the new Graco of Malenkov.

scrving vodka and champagne with more orango peel, banana On

than akins, and fish bones lott be though my husband is a radio senzationally husky-valeed gift the great red-carpeted rather

volda

Ash hind by a hungy crowd.

and TV executive, because I singing star, mainly steps I was stopped by two de champagne-and

JOHNNY HAZARD

THEY COULD BE ANY+ WHERE IN HERE! WE'LL HAVE TO SEPARATE... PIG THEM OUT!

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