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THE CHINA MAIL, FRIDAY, MARCH 27, 1953.

© JACOBY ON BRIDGE

Expert Often Shows Skill at Tournament

BY OSWALD JACOBY

TN today's hond the skill of the players is demonstrated

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by the way S. J. Widman, of St Paul, played the South cards. chairman of the Winter Carnival, Mr Widman

will do his best to make things com- of the con- fortable for all testants; but it's evident that ho will make things hot for his opponents at the bridge table,

declarer

Widman won the first trick with dumany's king of hearts lamber Mum and it will not Chamber Muro and the pretentious and made the key plny by lead- In the ten of clubs from the 1 1 "A Midsummer Night's Dream" why not Set Them play sumas. East covered with the

Seilalti.

431712 or sig

Jack of clubs, and go woln

Anessed the queen, losing to West's king. (East lost nothing A hint to advertisers

by playing his jack since de As adverbements become longer elarer had every intention of complicated, more letting the ten ride it East had not! care should be taken to disguise

played low,) to lure the thief purpure, të në redes late paying attention to Any thing that begmus; "Tum, votre gang hald" gives the gaine away. Subtlety je De thing. "MI12- town ebt vitund fram The ult

died Rw last stinkes lock. A away. sinister sound came from then window of a moonlight-

THE discovery of a man who be et lanse, espertally during the To play the violins with his foot, holding the low between his toes, is not likely to exette It sounds like a orchestras.

* 1 knew a girl who could play the fute with her left matril, blowir down like the north wind in the Fully of Stateron, Sir Gerald Baity. the great furthcowl flauti, describ ad this as a mere ealchipenny trick. and she was disqualified during the Brunswick Square Bond Content, She went to Ceylon, and married stamp-deuter waited urbes, Whore slator rate a window-cwaning conj- pany in Buxton. It was thus sister when who fell down mothafe returning from faltimil match.

An astounding coincidence ed in the market square.

#MUS alster matried A markut

gardener nained Olton,

wit changed name to Farragut, and was one of the signatories to the mainmoth pelitian i get a skating- rink for the people of Chensley. And it was while reading the names 110 perition at the mayor that Farragut was the reained Olun with what he had school in Wabley Park,

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Follow Buy, with a description ot 10 resont landscope. Work the athless of this sound. Then, pot when ile avader is sure the i reading a short story, let hirf have What was that strange soima? work- Geniliry wat, jubling he rougheed Tace with Snibber

Boilermaker's nicce

Bud Flanagan at the harp? devem and galimpsest Brake

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WAS hoping that Mr Vol the Gielgud's attempt to get Crazy Gung Into the Third Pro- gramme would be the prelude to a great deal of fun. I foresaw the day when The Crazy

Gun would

crawls backwards

MEETING to demand the re toval of restrictions on an.

when two women in disorder mounted the platturns carrying banner which said: top -treat- ing Swan. "I was passing by." ald Rune Fulcraft, when a man bultonholed me and atted me to

1 buy a mosty lever." diving more at Nudgety, etc., etc., c.

YOUR BIRTHDAY...... By STELLA

BOHN today, you

FRIDAY, MARCH 27

are une

you

the

those who likes to plan every

No peliv: thing on a grand sente mediocre successes for you. It all or nothing! Fortunately, are a born organiser to at you can make plans and leave execution of detall to thers. Just

rake sure that you select working perminiel

trinted that everyone can be carry out your ideas exactly.

You Jave

generous Kable nature which draws prople to you from all walks of life. Visu will have a host of friends

in entertaining you will delight

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your life, so that you will have own family group upon which you may lavish your love and aflection. You have it the suctud Kinees, and if a woman. WIE make rt tur a bond who ne hostess

fir necessary to entertain hi

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to lavishly. You will know how

solve all the problems of protocol, informal and yet always uppert

nonchalant. You and delightfully could easily win the necolade for "perfect tasters,"

Your cultural and artiste fastes

and Biose Are the bett

who only low ving as a busines - your elate may be surprised at

fiel Arten in music, Biern ture and ir ats. As a patron t . vrat right do a Real deal of might Pet As a enflector, y 2-bh? You have that in- tuitive setice which tells you when 20+ in the iris 14 destined for greatnesst

In

The Bad what the stars have

for 1001 row. selvet your birthday star and read the corres porting paragraph Let your birth-

y star be your daily guide.

SATURDAY, MARCH 28

ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr 20) - Use the day to repair Your wardrobe and replace articles that need replacing, dive to the needy. TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 20) = A fine time for a changelst time about making a start forget 1. The

silly.

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West led another heart, and declarer won with the tee. Two Found of diamonds made it ricar that the suit was not going to break, whereupon necessary for declarer to win to in order four club tricks nake his contrael.

was

Having made this discovery, Widman led dummy's remaining club and successfully. Suessed the seven of clubs Irvin his own then of clubs The ace hun.

WEST

NORTIL

AQ83

K5

KQJ013

10 G

EAST

41092

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AJTOB

VQJ 1082

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K53

4J92

SOUTH (D)

AK4

A97

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North-South vill.

West South

North IN.T. Pags 12 cha

Pass

4 N.T 2. SN.T. Pash Pass Opening lead—♥ Q

East

Poss

Patx

Pass

cleared the suit, and dcelarer could take the rest of the tricks with good clubs and top cards.

that most I venture to say players would not think of the creet way to play the club guil. In a rubber bridge game, Iwever, it is quite correct to begin the suit early by leading the ten of clubs from the dun- my.

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With

diamond normal break, South

club needs two tricks to make his contruct. The recommended line of play will ancered if East has the king of

26-Oct LIBRA (Sept. Watete coat for all niner, A Sanething reemingly--ignificant clubs,-and-it-wil also succeed. can turn out to be very important. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 7) — A fine day for new contracts and business arrangements with excel-

real progress -; SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22 Don't be indirect in asking for Come right out with it Something. aul your chances m be good.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan, 20)- He thrifty but not penny-pinelling,

- if East has the jack and nine of

clubs but not the king.

tent prafity. Make and you will win out,

GEMINI ESTRY 22-June 21) Plan to relax foday in the con pany of others who enjoy the saire type of recreation.

CANCER (June 23-July 23) - Haste can make waste.

how.

In

With the diamonds breaking needs four club badly. South tricks to make his contract. this case. South needs 3-3 break in clubs, but the play of the top cards is still the same. the ten first gives South an extra chance in case Die king is held by West,

I do some shepping arounil To lead

surale, rather than too speedy, if you can find some good bargains. you want to altain muccess.

LEO (July

24-AUR 23) ~

Be very, very clear in giving in- structions to others and you can avold, any possible misunderstand. ang in the futuro.

VIRGO

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Frb. 191- Take a sharp second look at fastful statements just now! Don't be misled but seek out the truth.

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(8)

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INTELLIGENCE TEST All men are liars

By T. O. HARE

"I sald in my harte, All men are liars," wrote

the Psalinist.

Here are three statements

for considerailon :

(1) All men are liars.

(2), Same men (but not

all men) are liars.

13 Same men are pot llars.

At least one of these three statements must be true. That need not concern us. But can you say:

(n) Which pair of stalo- ments may both be true. hut cannot both be false }

(b) Which pair of state ments may both be false, but cannot both be true?

(Solution on Page 101

DUMB-BELLS

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY OUR CAR

IS SO COLD IN THE

WINTERTIME. THE SALESMAN SAID IT HAD A

A RADIATOR

CARD Sersee.

The bidding has been:

East

North

1 Club

Pabx

South

1 Diamond

West

Pass

1 N.T. Pass

You, South, hold: Spades K-ñ-2, Hearts A-2, Diamonds K÷Q•3•1•1•1, Clubs Q-2. What do you do?

A-Bid three diamonds. You have 15 points in high cards alone, and

n

your partner's bidding shows 13 10 21 points. You wiii hid a tam

shows any in- amonds if North

olt, and otherwise terest in that

you wil bid a slam in no-trump

TODAY'S QUESTION

The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, held: Spades 9-3-2. Hearts A-0-J-5,

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