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COSTUME FAKSS SERVICE,

THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 1952,

JACOBY ON BRIDGE

Dazed Master Tries Beating Tough Hand

WEST

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NORTH

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EAST

AJ63

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AK 1094

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North-South vul.

Booth

West North

East

10

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14

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Pass

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EUSTONS PASS FRAVICE, INC.

637

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"We have no mysterious means of communication';

just the good old telephone."

BY THE WAY

by Beachcomber

*

WHILE reading of n maintest Luggestion is that a politician's W who danced with

salary should be tax-free, it that waltzing horse at, a fair, it sa does not attract "Ute best typo

of man," nothing will, that struck me

Advan→

one

luge of dancing with a horse

more

is that you can "alt the next une out" un your partner's back, which Is

be can

expected at confined Lo human (Enter U Bow Me.

a pippin.

business man.)

thurt balls beings.

(K

Karniczo

Daw Me: Mrs Ribstone, you are Bush! Mr Ribstone

Str Tibetonr:

is within earshot.

The ceiling Jalia in, Store curtain.) in passing

WHENEVER

Dr Rhubarb's corner

M. L. writes: My father strong in his bowler, to keep draughts fron his head. The bowler la always falling off when his head touches thepilimin, so that he gets very little sleep, and he won't wear a softer hal." What ́should he dat

--

Dr Rhubarb sayı: Make a white hole in the exawn of the bowler no that he can pull down and wear

it round his neck. Interlude

4

*hoc- NEW

to the approseli horn question thay or may not have been badly needed. but the than who has Invented un electic shine-horn is, I suppose, entitled to call himself a ploneer. Colimiors of centipedes, who usually provide

shoes' to enable tmy

their best specimens to walk on gravel without discomfort, will be Kraleful for this invention, which will Lave them and the centipedes many man-hours. But fish will go on as before.

**

IT

Opening lead-♥A

By OSWALD JACOBY

A

was a bitter blow to Nuzinon to and that dum my had such a weak trump holding in the hand shown to- thy. The bidding seemed quite

the reasonable, but

contract seemed quite sour

What to do. Should he lay down a high trump in the hope of finding the queen and jack alone, in either hand? And, if he were lucky enough to drop an honour on the Brit trunp trick, should he then finesse or play for a drop?

Mr Natur decided against any mich wild optimal. The chances were that the trumps were 3-2, with the honours split. The slam could atll be rude, however, the merely Lines the tricks correctly to bring about the right end situstion.

winging the second trick Aflor wills the jack of Hearts (West took the first trick with the ace), declarer ran the, three top diamonds, diss carding two clubs from dummy. Holding his breath, he then led the fourth diamond and ruffed in dimmy.

When both opponents followed. life" was a bit casser. Mr Nusinoff next led the king of hearts from dummy, and East discarded à club.

By this time it was clear that East had started with only six red cards, and therefore, seven black cards.

Four clubs and three spaden was the 101 probable distribution, * de- clarer and Cali count on both hands.

the professions? politicians feel that they would like to raise their own salaries not very ibtle form of propaganda begin. At present our hearts are being broken by revelations of the squalid lives lived by these men who have sacruled themselves in order to represent" us in Parila ment. Walle the rest of us are fortunately - free from financial unxiety, these down-trodden, selfies ptople, are beset by sordid money worries. The refrain of all their Kungs is: "If you want the best type of man in Parliament. you must reward him sultably, and free him from the cares and anxieties which are meant for less important. He's, ready to humiliate people" the the electorate). The Even good writers with his praite. | had three trumpa “ench, “wille West

Prodnose: Fish have no feel. Myself; That's what I mean, Thy invention 103 man nothing 10"

them.

On a venal reviewer Grateful for macka from any plate, Ani cocktails grabbed froni

paring trays,

Ile carefully ruffed dummy's king of hearts, cantied the king and ace of clubs, and then led a low club lo- warda dummy.

West had to discard a heart, since he could do no good by ruffing. | Dummy, ruffed

returned the and queen of hearts.

At this moment, East and South and dummy had one heart and two trumpa each. What could they do to win a trump telek? Nothing effective. strangely enough.

low, South would

II East ruffed over-ruff and

YOUR BIRTHDAY....... By STELLA o trumps. If East ruffed with

BOUN

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 18

today,

have .0 you tremendous tenacity to a pur- pase. Once you get an idea into your head, nothing will gel auti You can be downright stubborn at times and must guard agains) con- tinuing to Agh for

causest Independent in thought orus tion, you can

10T

be persuaded

thase you love and respect

dreamer and you must learn tỷ be a little more pracilea you varit to see those dreams come true. Procrastination I perhaps your worst enemy,

The stars have given you many talente but

to you must learn channel them in the right direc tlon at an early age. Your intui- tions are very keen and you

be mands withnut question.

де

by

but

the Jack, South would over-rult with the king and then return the ten for a nesse through West's queen of trumps.

CARD Sende

WOMANSENSE

THE THINGS THEY DO.

EGG SHOCK

ONE day I made a Scolch TIR for my husband's lunch. I covered a boiled SEK with usage and fried in deep fat. Then my husband found / had forgotten to peel nfl the epp-shell-Miro) BULLODOM,

FISH IN TOMATO SAUCE

I WANT

TO COOK

SOMETHING

EASY FOR TONIGHT

PATSY

WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING MUCH EASIER THAN THIS

A

PUT 4

SMASHER

THE steak was for my 'husband's dinner, and

I was told to hammer I well, or it would be tough. I hammered away -- but forgot to remove the stenk from the plate-(MIS-

E. LAMBERT

WHTË

FISH FILLET IN

A GREASED FIREPROOF

DISH

GPRINKLE WITH BALT AND PEPPER AND ARRANGE ON TOP A MADIUN-SIZED FONION BUCEO AS THIN AS POSSIBLE

by Roff-

AEVIVED!

THERE was a shout from

the bathroom and I beheid, my husband, hair titerally slending on end and stir. I bad previously given him the shampoo batile, but I had Forgotten that 1 had taken li to a sports outüilter's.to have tlled with_tennis racket gut-redirer-(M.) QLADY. BARNES

ADD A 'LITTLE MORE SALT AND PEPPER- AND A FEW THIN BRAVINGA

* OF MARG.

POUR

OVER

TIN

TOMATO SOUP

WELL COOKED.

ITRUSSED the Christmas chicken, washed it, and poked an old tracloth in- side to soak up surpita

a molxture. Then I put the stuping in... and when i wanted the cloth could And it nowhere. Every Christnias since. somebody has asked: Have you ever tried tracloth stuffing **-

(Mrs.) A. WHEN

AND. BAKE IN A MODERATES OVEN -FOR ABOUT YI HA, BASTING 5 TIMES WITH THE SOUP

MIND YOU SNAKE THE

TIN WELL FIROT

BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Teaching A Rooster To Fly

-It's Not Easy, as Pixie O'Scow! Discovered...

By MAX TRELL

FUST as Knarf and Hanid, the Jus

shadow-children with the turned-about names, reached the East Old Oak, they heard someone saying in a very gruff, grumbly | voles "Now try it” again, please......just try it again! You can do it if you'll only try it again!"

Q-The bidding has been: South

West

North

Spade Равн

} Heart Pass

7

Yoil. South, hold: Spades K-Q-3-2, Hearts A-K-Q-9-8-4. Dlarionds Q-2,

you cannot be pushed into-any--should-learn-to-obey their-com---Club a. What do you do?ands 2-2

critical

are inclined to thing You

dogmatic somewhat

In your Kindly and nympathetic as a A-Rid tour spades. You want to and must guast against rule, you are sometimeN

be in a game even if your partner opinion

hat made a shaded response of one becoming based.

and itch too sceptical. With the

spade. Your partner knowe you can. h selection of a mite who is emb- You have an eternal store

not make this tremendous jump on optimism and no matter wow batlonally and intellectually attuned,

"peanuts" to he will be happy is go on if he has a good hand,

ly things are going in tre セー you can and exceptional happiness.

you have faith and

sent.

hope To find what the stars have in for the future. You are always

store for tomorrow, nelect your mure that there is a eliver lining

birthday star and read the corren- to every cloud! As a hid you ponding paragraph. Let your birth- will probably be 1 grot day day stor be your dalty guide.

FRDAY, SEPTEMBER 19

VIRGO (AK 24-Set. 23)- Your co-operativ effo can be exceutionally helpful 1 someone close and dear to youal time.

Uhis

member of Bie family If you are thoughtful. Make an offer rather then waiting for a request for as- sistance.

BEO (July 24-Aug. 23)- LIBRA (Вера. 24-ét. 23) Lel ynur personality open A good day for acceping new door of a new opportunity. obligations on your

If they important interview

are offered to you at his time. - helpful to your future.

SCORPIO (Orl. 2-Nov. 22)

A nine day for achteng a goal

for which you may ave atriving for some ttl time.

bech

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. Dec. 22)

talons in

You might rtix evening with a good ook! Can't work all the imel '

better tomorrow,

work

CAPRICORN (Dee. Jan. 20)--- Philanthrople and tghbourhood projects could use yo co-opera ion. Offer to assist the autumn programme.

AQUARIUS (Jan. Feb.

13

191

2

Sit back and listen twhat others may have to say on subject. You Can got some good is that way.

PIKCES

(Feb.

Mar.

20)- Might be a good it to balance your ledger; assets ad Habiller will probably show int you are making gains.

ARIES (Mar. Apr. 20)- Fine aspects for fedly relations Do htul to there with others. you love; Write letter you've neglected:

TAURUS

(Apr. 1-May

You may need to ke

schedule for the Ince

20- a tight of the

the

An

can prove

CROSSWORD

Across

20

give, let in gay formation. (7)

Plataam denounced him-to`klas Bouncer. (Y

For the vale of mest ratione, (4) 10 One of several minerals found

in grupite. [4)

11. Or the storm, parentiosa (0),

scar if you are silah every Orthologists Bac 19 from the thing you've pland

GEMINI

.

71)- (May Jun O Some relaxing flotted light novel, a detectiva ora sterswill tel down those moun Jenzions,

CANCER (June2-July #1) You can be helpito an

older

INTELLIGER TEST

The Hiwit

BYT:AKE

beço

And wish to disdain For anno and pain "Goes knook gwen • • * ̧.

The missin'rds-est out In the elder produce

new bye-lettford square.

(Solution Page 20)'

mulb car (3)

16. Plain to a dezrom. 14)

37. A letter from & Down. (8)-

18. This peck apcurea a punt

1. In the 0.8.A. 12% conta. 22. Krect. 14)

$1. The row l'a reare şidier for, $6. Fue tu on n'a fard, 48 Ballerisia, (0).

Down

1. Cockade or rosette pertiapa, (0)

Vima. (0)

Break a game." (6)

• Odd, (9)

hood 7 (4)

man with a raka. (8)

Plus on, (4)

12. Heterogenemia. (5)

15: A lady who's wrong ?. (9)

16. Cp, with letter to 9. (3)

20. Olvor abort messure Y (3)”

21. May be the [mat, (6) *

22. May wam the superstitiosim në

Lloyd' (8)

13. Streton of weix-end teava (8)

Bolution of sentenqabta oumate Aerans

1. Maigrati 7. Kõulifent;

·Formangat. 15, Neon)

fteed: 23 Tourt

Reluctanc; 1. Abenden

fam Tera Th. Tempest VI. 6+6 16

TODAY'S QUESTION

· The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold: Spades K-Q-3-2, Hearts A-Q-9- 5-4, Diamond 7, Clubs A-Q-J. What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

DUMB-BELLS

WHY NOT GIVE HIM A GRANDFATHERS

-CLOCK?

They looked around.

saw no one.

L

They

But the voice continued: "Hore we go, old boy! Jump!"

The next instant there was a In the air fluttering of wings just over their heads.

They heard the grumbly voice shout- ing: "Flap your wings! Harder! Flop them!....Look out below!"

A Largo Red Rooster

Kharf and Hanid, barely had time to duck aside, For sud- denly, from the branches of the

he was clean enough, and he sat down on one of the roots of the Old Oak.

"But what were you doing up in the branches of the tree with that old rooster?" Hanid asked him.

"Teaching him," said Pixie 'Scowl, "What do you think?" "Teaching him what?"

"Teaching him to fly!" said Pixie O'Scowl

"Oh!" said Hanid.

Has Big Wings

"He's a big bird," said Pixie O'Scowl. "He's got big wings. But he's one of the worst fliers in the world. It took me an hour and a half to get him up into the branches of the tree. And then

I couldn't get him to fly down again. You just saw what hap pened."

Knart and Honid nodded.

D'Scowl?" Knort asked.

From the branches of the tree came a large red rooster.

Kaart and Hanld noticed that Pixie O'Scowl was all at once looking down the road.

WELL

THAT'S

Ace Hula

Girl Has Age Limits

By BEN COOK

Page

Tricks With Tinned Soup

do

By ALICE DENHOFF

JUST don't know, what wo'd without those wonderful Linned soups that are not only good in themselves, and combined, but 'which serve as masterly Ingredients for

fino dishes, sauces and gravies:

60

Want something delicious for a buffet supper? Then go-ahead with, this, ono, which serves 8-10.

Combine one in each cream of mushroom soup. Азрагания soup and chicken soup, all of the condensed variety. Add # BOUP tino milk and one of water. Heat, but be careful not to boll.

Fish Chowdar

For a hearty fish-- chowder that is easily prepared, and that makes a good starter for a meal on the lightish side, try

this one:

Cute. salt pork in small cubes, and cook until medium brown. Then add 3 thin slices medium size onion, cooking until soft. Cut 1⁄4 lb. haddock or cod in

10

2-Inch pieces, sidd sait park and onion with

cook Combine one tin condensed clam chowder, and 1⁄4 c.

cream

hot water; 10-15 minutes

and

add

c. each heat to boiling. Then oked fish mixture,

and

heat 3-4 minutes. Serves 4-5, and even New Englanders op prove (at least those we tried it on liked 1).

Baked potatoes are nice, but for something eveh nicer, Orst bake some potatock of medium size. Now, mix 2 tbsp. tomato soup,

sp. salt, pinch of butter and tbsp. pepper, tap, grated sharp cheese, combining Thoroughly. Scoop out shells and mash potatoes well, mixing with the foregoing for ereh potato, Stuff shells with mixture and brown in hot oven or under Broller,

Stuffed Meat Roll

Stuffed Meat Roll next, and Is it good! To serve 8, combine and mix thoroughly 14 lbs. ground beef, 1⁄2 lb. ground fresh pork, 4 tbsp onion (cooked in tbsp. butter), 132 tsp. salt, tsp. pepper, c. soft bread crumbs and one beaten egg, Place on waxed paper and pat out in a sheet 14 inches long by 10 inches wide.

Next, combine and mix well, 2 c. mashed potatoes, one tin pea soup, isp. salt, tap, pepper and one benten egg. Place on the meat and roll the meat mixture It is a rare hula dancer who around, the stuffing. Bake at 350

Hollywood.

can expect to make a living 'at |F, for an hour to an hour and 15 her profession for more than a minutes;

couple of years.

The location crew

of

"El Lures Become Allure Jim McLain" is learning alt

about the whys and wherefores For Men, Not-Fish

of hula dancing while shooting

Cleveland, O. scenes for the picture in Hono . When cani

moro allure do lulu, where they are using a for women than men? liberal amount of grasa-skirted. Why, when a lure is allure. dancers (only they really wear. That double talk, happily, has started; a new business for the leaf skirts).

manufacturers of fishing tackle. "Eighteen to 20 are the good Many women now sport fishing

lures

as costume jewellery. years for professional hula

The gay lures, stripped of dancers," sald Kent Ghirard, barbed hooks or no, might Seven or Eight Hens

who operates a hula studio in catch more men than fish,"es To their surprise, they saw Honolulu and has six of his pecially in this leap year of

rooster was

In 1952-United Press. most aglic-hipped beauties that the old rod coming back accompanied by "Big Jim McLain," Ghirard seven or eight cackling hens. sald: Before Pixie O'Scowl could” run

"By the time Hawaiian girls away or hide, the old red-rooster and all the hens had surrounded are 20, they're either married Pixie O'Scowl.

or beginning to get too Int to be

teacher, Pizle O'Scowll" the hens married they seldom have the "You're not much of a flying ace hula dancers: When they're

sild. "He"--and they pointed at

GRAND old tree, came large red rooster, "He came down like a rock," FATHER crowing at the top of his voice, foolish enough to sit on his flapping his wings wildly and said Pixie O'Scowl, "And I was WHY followed immediately by Pixle back." HES NOT

O'Scowl, who seemed to have EVEN A❘ been riding on the rooster's back. FATHER

Both rooster and Pixie O'Scowl landed ker-plunk on the ground. "Because I promised to teach Then Pixio O'Scowl rolled head him how to fly. All the chickens over-heels into a ditch, and the in the neighbourhood were mak- rooster ran off fast as he could ing fun of him. A big rooster and disappeared on the other like you, and you can't even fly!' side of the road.

they were saying. So he came to me and made me promise to It was a few minutes later teach him. It was a waste of the field as fast as he could with before Knarf and Hanid managed time.".

"Why did you do it, Pixie the rooster "can't fly any better time that is required to be “ exacting now. than he could beforel: You bula star. It is an wald you'd teach him to fly if it profession, demanding was the last thing you ever didi long hours of study and unre- Go ahead and do it!"

laxing rehearsal,

S THE LEDGER SYNDICATE

CHESS PROBLEM

By S. 8. LEWMANN Black, 9 pieces.

White, 9 pieces.

White to play; mate in three, -Solution to .... "yesterday's problem:

1; QXP, any; 2, Q, "R, B, ov Kt

mates.

Poor Pixie O'Scow!!

a

The last Knart and Hanid anw of him he was running across

all the hens chasing after him and pecking him while the to pull Pixie O'Scowl out of the ditch. He was all covered with Pixie O'Scowl got up. "Well" rooster (who didn't care to learn mud and twigs and dead leaves he said, "I guess I'll be going. I how to fly at all) just stood on Hand had to wash his face with nearly broke my neck. It's the the fence and, crowed.. a wet handkerchief. But finally last time I'll ever....I'll ever-" Pixle O'Scowl

Rupert and the Butterflies-7

Leving" Algy, Rupert starts on the shortest way home.' As he is,, crossing a tence, be seen to his astonishment that ga gorgeous

- kulturfly sa on a post, and alibough he is so near, it does nog fly away,

Poor thing, perhaps « has flown! too far and is tired, he whispers:

ALL RIGHTS

"I do believe it is the same one that the schoolmaster saw this monstig. I wonder what I'd beiter do about it 122 Very, gently, he pushes his Bowers towards the butterfly, and to his delight" the; lovely creature crawls on to p blossofa and stays there, RESERVAD

Poor

RUPERT and the

WRONG PRESENTS

„Áds Havay JaĚ, Duddy in bey, you the

meding, men in mui bosh

AM $100

Wide Repertoire

many

"Every girl in my troupes, and I have several, knows be ween, 40 and 50 hulas. Each dance is interpretative of song, a legend or some pittor Polynesian History.”

Good hula dancers actually start dancing long before they are 18. Six little brown chicks from Ghirard's studio, from six to nine years

of age, show, their' adult sisters: a weave two in luàu xenes of "Big Jim McLain."

"They're sensational," Ghirarti admitted.

the "They know

Inter- Gongs and legenda, they prot, and they put, impish humour Into their dancing that the older girls...can weldom equal..

"Here's the rub. Except for parties, ceremoniala and a film like this one, they can't dance

Sea Siren

BY VERA WINSTON

FEMININITY is the mood of

in public. We have a law in this bathing from. It in of black the territory that girls under 18 percale, and with pemnt lacing can't" danco" in' clube 'and cafes is able to achieve an adjustable wheró: Ilquor"'Ishold,

Nine

midrlit Under the bone bodien tenths of professional: hula en is a panel of bright pink, mad gagements are for, clubs and Í the lacing and piping Unre') also- cafes, So-you;sce what I mean [pink, Pink, shorts, under – the by the two-year career expec= |skirt", which has uttgreswod pleats- tancy

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