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Shaibung

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ADENAUER'S VISIT

"

| ADINAVER: "The past is

forgotten. Let me lead you bach to the community of European civilized peoples WINSTON: "Dash! Just what I was going to say to him!"

Sitting on the Fence...

NATHANIEL

S

is 21

the column years old this week, it has been celebrating. Therefore it is in no Con- dition to produce itself for the 1.000th time (counting sickness and holidays) with its customary alert apprai- sal of the news.

by

GUBBINS

This thought was responsible for many conflicting emotions

pride. disgust, self pity.

and nostalgia, the last taking the column back to the day it was born

It

It

was an unpopular infant Hundreds wrote In to say ought to have been strangled at birth, one of them being the reacler whate always addresses

11

and as Dear Pig tried to read the papers, the column

an insulting letter buf the

printed sentences has sent it

week ever since. meant lite, partly because of Sh column's headache, bul chiefly beenuse its foulish mind was habie to leave track

1

On ene bak kent The m

columns "A thousand

anillion

winds

Kuing

j

least

DR STATE REPORTS ON THE PATIENT

HE or full picture akriel Englant Wales under the Na. tion Health Ser- ven, brow it has affected our lives, and one of the dis- coveries resulting from it, are given in the annual re

the Ministry of

J

Health.

A Blue Book of 228 pages with statistical table. it deals in the ain with conditions prevailing up to the end of March 1950. Service WAS when the

i settling down to normality after the first full year of But with some operation. minor changes, notably the reduction of dental and optical cases, the scene re- vealed

One year's working of the National Health Service

By Montague

Lacey

No. 14 AUG

:31.

an

Ink of t: fr ska ute

1

th

also ary schools. fathercraft as being taught to sume boys as an experiment.

Anothe

contributory Pause needs

that 10 our well-being development

:scribed .ä sazh bentik, on the basis that The more comfortable a person's his the better FROOLS or shoes general condition.

oner

Nevertheless, its puling voice went on til it reached boy- hood and callow adolescence

In its youth it had all the faul s of untamed youth. [1 thought knew everything and took an urchin's deight in thumbing its

people Dose at more important than itself

But it also had the virtues of youth. It was enthusiastic, courageous, occasionally bols terous, and full of indignation and a burning desire to pul the world right.

Now the column has grown up, it has become A littl

Galloping Snail, and The Five Sinelis,

Now, sir, as I have checked up carefully on these names, 1 can say to your face they are all lies, unless the last one is

a misprint for The Five Bells.

are

The next week, you saidi you saw ents dancing on your

you roof, which proves not only a har but bazmy, 130.

which In your last article, was even worse than your first,

that you wrote

the Prislan Prime Minister is a lady in dis-

This guisc

not only another le, but another sacer at the ladies.

لالة

What have the ladies done to you should like to know?

WELL, dear Pig, as it would W takse

another million words to tell you what tho

ladies have done to ine, 1 don't propose to start here. But may I draw your attention to a pic- tare published last week of the Persian Prime Minister tying en a bed and being kissed by the Egyptian Prime Minister?

on

Anyway. congratulations reading something you hate so much for so long, and apolo- gies for another letter from a cat, which 1 fear you will re- gard with your usual rynicism.

Paws across the sea

more tolerant. Although it can BEING a letter to Lottie, the

still be venomous when roused, It feels somehow that [L has grown a little wiser und, per haps, a little kinder.

At least, it thought so unti] it opened the usual letter be-

There should be a much bet-gluning "Dear Pig."

lor variety of fittings for child

ren's shoes in particular. Sug- Fan mail

tulare in Harder times are THW gestions are asked for from loca)

More nurses 15869 nurses

They and wall, just ansler 3., now in training

authombres ter the promotion of foot health for mothers as well.

mothers do not take their child-

Concern is also expressed that Dcording

EAR

to

notes, rub-

You

he

my ren more regularly to the child you began writing your nurses, both welfare centres after their first bish in November 1930.

by insulting Or nearly 3,000,000 started off IS n birthday.

children between one and Ave ladies. so this makes 21 years saveiny felt im inental yours aly 27 percent. have this of it, to say nothing of attack-

advantage, and these few made ing dogs what are man's best an average attendance of four friend.

"child. Det

Go0,000 patents.

w

attend t Tul. palomi: one

*#48.00Ü cary goal

26,400,-

THE

TK shortage of

Grumade. male

0:00 in

and Kapatokin

has

then 147.000 propie are retreat-

Edals in id people dionically

!!

5.

1-2

Flsewhere

end

is the pursuit of Abor 4 Dar health by the nation today.

Rud-

in

21

strength

hospital patients More team work

How Service

this

has been used

THE figures are related to

114

in PVPN seven of Bond A J Wonne 16:00:06,7 About three in every thousand

polation who dared

Sme

1

There are now inore the OLSEN IN framing than Male t #! aná previous time. trined aurors represent one in

mained nun ses fl

hos lais

A

et treat- unha exter ng harita Tesults. alice du be created graful hospitals which will

way fun iestrie Parce and ell them best atore freely and #1 in the work of the

a population basis of all

about 15,000,000 1: 01 men, women, and children

11. Aboul 42,000.000 of them an Take

of the to take advantage

Jospitals Health Services.

Nearly

18,000 doctors Psychiatry write out 200,000.000 pre- experts praised

them,

in

scriptions for

of more than four Wed average

Many me mothers periencing the process

in

Cal from her New friend, Manhattan Mouse:

Hya Supur Puss.

York

From a noospaper flown over here, see you have been trying out American square dances like Swing Your Honey and Ladies Chain with some of your British friends

When I read it the green-eyed monster curled me up so i couldn't eat the plate of Thanks- giving turkey handed to the by a chef who is one of my bud- dics and

contacts cate Broadway.

WIL

My mother always said I had too much imagination. and

guess she was right, for believe me. Sugur, that prime turkey have certainly turned to tehes lu my mouth when this imagination saw the swellest little chassis in world far English-speaking

had

During this time, you Great stress is placed on the

have you rehabilitation of written that importance of

alt of

ages, visits from The Devil, Mr Luch- is needed for fer, which is quite likely, con- sidering your envering remarks about bishops.

Family doctor

is overworked

You have also written that like fairies sit on your desk,

the one called Wishful Think-

re-

you

are ex-

known f NYTHING,"

says the A

port, "that can be done to in their speed-up

and convalescence

absence Unnecessary prevent

as pats: birth Nearly 130,- 000 of them conliberi own

u

direct

swung through the pid by an amateur who is going to get the left-right-left from me when arrive in

town on your home Christmas Eve.

On that day, Sugar Cat, I will ing. and that cats talk

not only teach you how a honey and write letters to your cat, should be swung, how a Ladies'

which is a lot of lies.

of & person

by infer you?" you said you was

unfrocked bishop.

an

аге

B1)

caught

homes had как or air

Since then, from work after illness or in- analgesia in 1949. with the training of more mid-

jury not only assists the nation's helps to wives in the process, the total is

productivity drive but being rapidly extended

relieve the national exchequer "

Once, when somebody asked Throughout the

report there what sort For the days when the baby

sometimes by growing up much more traini- emerges. ing in "parenteraft" is needed. mention, more often This is defined in the report as ence, the figure of the general

Afterwards you was psychiatrists

"the creation of an environment, practitioner, the local doctor, on

out on that because you sald Their are not personal and material best able whom the Health Service ulti-

mately depends. a year for every patient on early enough specralies of this

you was a Negro whose grand- to perseve and increase in

father was a slave. Both lies, He appears always as an over- their lists. They are dis- Ema One method they

child its inborn expectation of

adds this ad- worked man, coping with

I expect pensed in nearly 14,500 using is psychodrama, in which

us increase

of patients chemists' shops,

acting is used as the means for happiness." It

vice patient's own

demanding prescriptions for the expression the

drugs and ap- the most expect "Parents should

expensive moblems. Nearly 8,400,000 people i

the best instead of Social Competence, says

experting di pliances, at his wits end often to beds so many wanted dental treatment in port is runt of recessity chose culties. Confidence is needed, secure hospital

and there can be little confd- really need. the first full year, of whom ly allied to school uliity.

The busie problem, and one life for happy family 1,500,000 were emergency man may be a poor scholar and

still appears largely earning his parents who have been trained which Some 9,500 dentists yet be expable of

to be unsolved, is to prevent io living and behaving like other expect their children provided them with 145,- folk. It is

of inhibitions and to be divorcement of his skit from

rather mrom-

teams that of the

of hospital 000,000 false teeth, 100.000,- perment which produce mental psychologically

prehensible.

specialists to whom 000 of them being plastic defects.

classes and more forced Under full employment many No only mothercraft ones and the others porce-

mental are to be encouraged in second cases. who have shown suine lain.

cases.

Increase in

number of blind

ONLY five dentists

of

A

ente 101

emolion und ten- full

enormous

R. M. MacColl reports the American

100 in general Remember how they

every practice are still refusing to take patients under the national scheme,

pairs

they

the

he is more

to send

scene

his

The other week you insulted

what a lady

writes articles (better than your tripe) about food in English inns and said

visited

inns you had

bree called

The The Purple Cow,

Chain of admirers is broken up they and knocked cold before know what hit them, but also The Grand Sashay where there is a kinda eliminating contest in which all cars are torn off but mine.

When all have left the stricken field, and me and you are alone,

we will then dance a solo, and I will swing my Honey Puss to the stars, and she shall live for one brief moment in a dream world of delight until I bring her gently to earth to eat a wing of chicken I shall steal from the ship coming over.

Keep that tail waving, Sugar Puss. I am on my way.

-(London Express Service)

Is life too fast?

brain

cheered? specialist asks

NEW YORK WHILE British comic Nor- hero-fior.

IT will be ten years ago mon Wisdom was doing one of Byrd,

In

Handsome

casts means

Dick

and

By CHAPMAN PINCHER

We fear tempo of modern

Dr

In-

striven

SOLITUDE.

ond

our-

"We fear CONTEMPLATIVE THOUGHT and enmesh selves in feverish activity.

"Many people give them- no time for abstract selves thinking, with the refult that the great literature of yester day is unread, and the great literature of tomorrow un- written."

of the US Navy, had a remarkable pioneering In all, about 8,500,000 next month that Mr his "soft shoe" routines during mode

his film test at the Paramount flight over the Antarctic.

Richard Now, Rear-Admiral spectacles were Churchill, in the days im- studios of

Hollywood, on to supplied during the year by mediately after Pearl Har- the set, unshaven and wearung Byrd (retired), still good-look-the test for the become puppets in a crowd, ophthalmic practitioners and bour, went to Washington. his usual sloppy sports clothes, ing at 03, is still at it. If the

inter- health of the mind? Korean war ends and

a bit, Macdonald Critchley, a lead- 7.440

Lenses opticians.

And a highlight of that came wandering Bing Crosby.

"I wish I could do that," he national tension had to be imported, so great memorable visit

lo head was the

"I need a dance the murmured.

admiral

ing London neurologist, be- yet another aerial expedition was the need found to im-joint Press conference held routine for my next picture."

So Norman prompily gavels fifth-to the South Palar lieves it is. He has given medical evidence for his be- prove the nation's eyesight. by President Roosevelt and

him a lesson, and they gossiped region. And But there were delays of the visiting P.M.

about golf at St. Andrews,

there will be a brand-lief at a private meeting of www feature to it: women, re- cight or nine months, and

more than 100 doctors. cruited

Wace Nobody who saw it, as I did,

from the in rare cases even longer, in

ever forget the terrie IN GARY, Indiana, there were Waves, will go along, ` will

"The restless turmoil of providing the more complex show put on by the two. Each red faces all round. While Mre types of lenses.

was in top form. The reporters Amos Brewster moaned hysteric-

JUST AS everyone was heavessant noisy activity is undoing WilBam

the good which medicine has enchanted -almost ally, and policeman were

ing a sigh of relief at Dayton slowly and laboriously A sad corollary, is the exist-hypnotised by the proceedings. Kennedy tensely covered the (Ohio) Air Force base because ence of 78,579 people registered ns their eyes swept from eigur snake with his gun, policeman the visit of Prince Abdul Aziz to bring to mankind," he said. Es blind In March 1949. Their 10

Delenec "Or what avail Is it to extend Ball charged into the the cigarette-holder, and back

Saudi-Arabian Arty numbers have since been in again to cigar,

'darkened · nursery

rsory and snatched Minister, and gone off with to the expectation of He, to con- creased at the rate of about

the sleeping baby out of harm's hitch in protocol, the prince quer infectious disenses, to im 8,000 a year. Nearly half of

14 as prove surgical technique, But of course, the unlocked- way. Then Kennedy dred and sakt something to un alde them are over 70 years of age. for climax burst on us all when the snake now to plodes. It was ho stepped into his plane. norvous disorders become more

Mr Churchill, murmuring some a poreclala anaite, and nobody Nearly 30,000 deaf people a

The alde strode up 10 on air rifer us to whether he was quite knows what it was doing baso doubt supplied

and pressed pollocman to all hands, there,

"I hearing aids. Others get 12,400 clearly visible

500 dollars into his fiend. on to

can't take this money,' artificial Imbs, over 4,000 new suddenly elembered up

his Bent and #lood there Invalid tricycles and carriages,

BY 1087 his name and fame stammered the harassed

cop and 9,016 ariifolat eyes. No acknowledging

werd heavily overshadowed by "You can't refuse--it's a gift mention is made of the number roar of applause.

the Lindbergh hysteria which from the prince, hirend The of wigs.

What Washington is asking swept Amerka when, the alde.

cochmander, Additional to all this are the now is: Will the precedent be gangling youth from St. Louis

General Jos Morris, is sull Mr Truman with new the Atlantic solo. resources of 9,207 hospitals with followed by 500,000 beds, of which more zieder fint, Pres wuference But in 1920 he had been the wondering what pught to be

boxu ideal of the inverlukan "dona, wib"it"

year

with

delighted

The

Dr Crlichley VGA supported by the Bishop of Pontefract, Dr A. 1. Morris. He claimed that we were rushed off our test from the day of our birth.

Racing motorist Raymond Mays and Aft Vico-Morahal J. M. Kijpatrick RAT, medicnt "We are building up a popula- chief, put the opposing view. on of elderly hypochondriacs that speed has not yet qut- who

will not fade stripped simply

The ablily, for the human body to adapt Itself to awny."

He named three fears of mid-new conditions. twentieth century lving:

Fifty-nine doctors agreed with them. Fifty-seven others up- "We, fear SILENCE; and Aur- porled Dr Critchley. render ourselves to the anny of meaningless noise,