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Shaibung
call fo
Britam f Join Europej
ADENAUER'S VISIT
"
| ADINAVER: "The past is
forgotten. Let me lead you bach to the community of European civilized peoples WINSTON: "Dash! Just what I was going to say to him!"
Sitting on the Fence...
NATHANIEL
S
is 21
the column years old this week, it has been celebrating. Therefore it is in no Con- dition to produce itself for the 1.000th time (counting sickness and holidays) with its customary alert apprai- sal of the news.
by
GUBBINS
This thought was responsible for many conflicting emotions
pride. disgust, self pity.
and nostalgia, the last taking the column back to the day it was born
It
It
was an unpopular infant Hundreds wrote In to say ought to have been strangled at birth, one of them being the reacler whate always addresses
11
and as Dear Pig tried to read the papers, the column
an insulting letter buf the
printed sentences has sent it
week ever since. meant lite, partly because of Sh column's headache, bul chiefly beenuse its foulish mind was habie to leave track
1
On ene bak kent The m
columns "A thousand
anillion
winds
Kuing
j
least
DR STATE REPORTS ON THE PATIENT
HE or full picture akriel Englant Wales under the Na. tion Health Ser- ven, brow it has affected our lives, and one of the dis- coveries resulting from it, are given in the annual re
the Ministry of
J
Health.
A Blue Book of 228 pages with statistical table. it deals in the ain with conditions prevailing up to the end of March 1950. Service WAS when the
i settling down to normality after the first full year of But with some operation. minor changes, notably the reduction of dental and optical cases, the scene re- vealed
One year's working of the National Health Service
By Montague
Lacey
No. 14 AUG
:31.
an
Ink of t: fr ska ute
1
th
also ary schools. fathercraft as being taught to sume boys as an experiment.
Anothe
contributory Pause needs
that 10 our well-being development
:scribed .ä sazh bentik, on the basis that The more comfortable a person's his the better FROOLS or shoes general condition.
oner
Nevertheless, its puling voice went on til it reached boy- hood and callow adolescence
In its youth it had all the faul s of untamed youth. [1 thought knew everything and took an urchin's deight in thumbing its
people Dose at more important than itself
But it also had the virtues of youth. It was enthusiastic, courageous, occasionally bols terous, and full of indignation and a burning desire to pul the world right.
Now the column has grown up, it has become A littl
Galloping Snail, and The Five Sinelis,
Now, sir, as I have checked up carefully on these names, 1 can say to your face they are all lies, unless the last one is
a misprint for The Five Bells.
are
The next week, you saidi you saw ents dancing on your
you roof, which proves not only a har but bazmy, 130.
which In your last article, was even worse than your first,
that you wrote
the Prislan Prime Minister is a lady in dis-
This guisc
not only another le, but another sacer at the ladies.
لالة
What have the ladies done to you should like to know?
WELL, dear Pig, as it would W takse
another million words to tell you what tho
ladies have done to ine, 1 don't propose to start here. But may I draw your attention to a pic- tare published last week of the Persian Prime Minister tying en a bed and being kissed by the Egyptian Prime Minister?
on
Anyway. congratulations reading something you hate so much for so long, and apolo- gies for another letter from a cat, which 1 fear you will re- gard with your usual rynicism.
Paws across the sea
more tolerant. Although it can BEING a letter to Lottie, the
still be venomous when roused, It feels somehow that [L has grown a little wiser und, per haps, a little kinder.
At least, it thought so unti] it opened the usual letter be-
There should be a much bet-gluning "Dear Pig."
lor variety of fittings for child
ren's shoes in particular. Sug- Fan mail
tulare in Harder times are THW gestions are asked for from loca)
More nurses 15869 nurses
They and wall, just ansler 3., now in training
authombres ter the promotion of foot health for mothers as well.
mothers do not take their child-
Concern is also expressed that Dcording
EAR
to
notes, rub-
You
he
my ren more regularly to the child you began writing your nurses, both welfare centres after their first bish in November 1930.
by insulting Or nearly 3,000,000 started off IS n birthday.
children between one and Ave ladies. so this makes 21 years saveiny felt im inental yours aly 27 percent. have this of it, to say nothing of attack-
advantage, and these few made ing dogs what are man's best an average attendance of four friend.
"child. Det
Go0,000 patents.
w
attend t Tul. palomi: one
*#48.00Ü cary goal
26,400,-
THE
TK shortage of
Grumade. male
0:00 in
and Kapatokin
has
then 147.000 propie are retreat-
Edals in id people dionically
!!
5.
1-2
Flsewhere
end
is the pursuit of Abor 4 Dar health by the nation today.
Rud-
in
21
strength
hospital patients More team work
How Service
this
has been used
THE figures are related to
114
in PVPN seven of Bond A J Wonne 16:00:06,7 About three in every thousand
polation who dared
Sme
1
There are now inore the OLSEN IN framing than Male t #! aná previous time. trined aurors represent one in
mained nun ses fl
hos lais
A
et treat- unha exter ng harita Tesults. alice du be created graful hospitals which will
way fun iestrie Parce and ell them best atore freely and #1 in the work of the
a population basis of all
about 15,000,000 1: 01 men, women, and children
11. Aboul 42,000.000 of them an Take
of the to take advantage
Jospitals Health Services.
Nearly
18,000 doctors Psychiatry write out 200,000.000 pre- experts praised
them,
in
scriptions for
of more than four Wed average
Many me mothers periencing the process
in
Cal from her New friend, Manhattan Mouse:
Hya Supur Puss.
York
From a noospaper flown over here, see you have been trying out American square dances like Swing Your Honey and Ladies Chain with some of your British friends
When I read it the green-eyed monster curled me up so i couldn't eat the plate of Thanks- giving turkey handed to the by a chef who is one of my bud- dics and
contacts cate Broadway.
WIL
My mother always said I had too much imagination. and
guess she was right, for believe me. Sugur, that prime turkey have certainly turned to tehes lu my mouth when this imagination saw the swellest little chassis in world far English-speaking
had
During this time, you Great stress is placed on the
have you rehabilitation of written that importance of
alt of
ages, visits from The Devil, Mr Luch- is needed for fer, which is quite likely, con- sidering your envering remarks about bishops.
Family doctor
is overworked
You have also written that like fairies sit on your desk,
the one called Wishful Think-
re-
you
are ex-
known f NYTHING,"
says the A
port, "that can be done to in their speed-up
and convalescence
absence Unnecessary prevent
as pats: birth Nearly 130,- 000 of them conliberi own
u
direct
swung through the pid by an amateur who is going to get the left-right-left from me when arrive in
town on your home Christmas Eve.
On that day, Sugar Cat, I will ing. and that cats talk
not only teach you how a honey and write letters to your cat, should be swung, how a Ladies'
which is a lot of lies.
of & person
by infer you?" you said you was
unfrocked bishop.
an
аге
B1)
caught
homes had как or air
Since then, from work after illness or in- analgesia in 1949. with the training of more mid-
jury not only assists the nation's helps to wives in the process, the total is
productivity drive but being rapidly extended
relieve the national exchequer "
Once, when somebody asked Throughout the
report there what sort For the days when the baby
sometimes by growing up much more traini- emerges. ing in "parenteraft" is needed. mention, more often This is defined in the report as ence, the figure of the general
Afterwards you was psychiatrists
"the creation of an environment, practitioner, the local doctor, on
out on that because you sald Their are not personal and material best able whom the Health Service ulti-
mately depends. a year for every patient on early enough specralies of this
you was a Negro whose grand- to perseve and increase in
father was a slave. Both lies, He appears always as an over- their lists. They are dis- Ema One method they
child its inborn expectation of
adds this ad- worked man, coping with
I expect pensed in nearly 14,500 using is psychodrama, in which
us increase
of patients chemists' shops,
acting is used as the means for happiness." It
vice patient's own
demanding prescriptions for the expression the
drugs and ap- the most expect "Parents should
expensive moblems. Nearly 8,400,000 people i
the best instead of Social Competence, says
experting di pliances, at his wits end often to beds so many wanted dental treatment in port is runt of recessity chose culties. Confidence is needed, secure hospital
and there can be little confd- really need. the first full year, of whom ly allied to school uliity.
The busie problem, and one life for happy family 1,500,000 were emergency man may be a poor scholar and
still appears largely earning his parents who have been trained which Some 9,500 dentists yet be expable of
to be unsolved, is to prevent io living and behaving like other expect their children provided them with 145,- folk. It is
of inhibitions and to be divorcement of his skit from
rather mrom-
teams that of the
of hospital 000,000 false teeth, 100.000,- perment which produce mental psychologically
prehensible.
specialists to whom 000 of them being plastic defects.
classes and more forced Under full employment many No only mothercraft ones and the others porce-
mental are to be encouraged in second cases. who have shown suine lain.
cases.
Increase in
number of blind
ONLY five dentists
of
A
ente 101
emolion und ten- full
enormous
R. M. MacColl reports the American
100 in general Remember how they
every practice are still refusing to take patients under the national scheme,
pairs
they
the
he is more
to send
scene
his
The other week you insulted
what a lady
writes articles (better than your tripe) about food in English inns and said
visited
inns you had
bree called
The The Purple Cow,
Chain of admirers is broken up they and knocked cold before know what hit them, but also The Grand Sashay where there is a kinda eliminating contest in which all cars are torn off but mine.
When all have left the stricken field, and me and you are alone,
we will then dance a solo, and I will swing my Honey Puss to the stars, and she shall live for one brief moment in a dream world of delight until I bring her gently to earth to eat a wing of chicken I shall steal from the ship coming over.
Keep that tail waving, Sugar Puss. I am on my way.
-(London Express Service)
Is life too fast?
brain
cheered? specialist asks
NEW YORK WHILE British comic Nor- hero-fior.
IT will be ten years ago mon Wisdom was doing one of Byrd,
In
Handsome
casts means
Dick
and
By CHAPMAN PINCHER
We fear tempo of modern
Dr
In-
striven
SOLITUDE.
ond
our-
"We fear CONTEMPLATIVE THOUGHT and enmesh selves in feverish activity.
"Many people give them- no time for abstract selves thinking, with the refult that the great literature of yester day is unread, and the great literature of tomorrow un- written."
of the US Navy, had a remarkable pioneering In all, about 8,500,000 next month that Mr his "soft shoe" routines during mode
his film test at the Paramount flight over the Antarctic.
Richard Now, Rear-Admiral spectacles were Churchill, in the days im- studios of
Hollywood, on to supplied during the year by mediately after Pearl Har- the set, unshaven and wearung Byrd (retired), still good-look-the test for the become puppets in a crowd, ophthalmic practitioners and bour, went to Washington. his usual sloppy sports clothes, ing at 03, is still at it. If the
inter- health of the mind? Korean war ends and
a bit, Macdonald Critchley, a lead- 7.440
Lenses opticians.
And a highlight of that came wandering Bing Crosby.
"I wish I could do that," he national tension had to be imported, so great memorable visit
lo head was the
"I need a dance the murmured.
admiral
ing London neurologist, be- yet another aerial expedition was the need found to im-joint Press conference held routine for my next picture."
So Norman prompily gavels fifth-to the South Palar lieves it is. He has given medical evidence for his be- prove the nation's eyesight. by President Roosevelt and
him a lesson, and they gossiped region. And But there were delays of the visiting P.M.
about golf at St. Andrews,
there will be a brand-lief at a private meeting of www feature to it: women, re- cight or nine months, and
more than 100 doctors. cruited
Wace Nobody who saw it, as I did,
from the in rare cases even longer, in
ever forget the terrie IN GARY, Indiana, there were Waves, will go along, ` will
"The restless turmoil of providing the more complex show put on by the two. Each red faces all round. While Mre types of lenses.
was in top form. The reporters Amos Brewster moaned hysteric-
JUST AS everyone was heavessant noisy activity is undoing WilBam
the good which medicine has enchanted -almost ally, and policeman were
ing a sigh of relief at Dayton slowly and laboriously A sad corollary, is the exist-hypnotised by the proceedings. Kennedy tensely covered the (Ohio) Air Force base because ence of 78,579 people registered ns their eyes swept from eigur snake with his gun, policeman the visit of Prince Abdul Aziz to bring to mankind," he said. Es blind In March 1949. Their 10
Delenec "Or what avail Is it to extend Ball charged into the the cigarette-holder, and back
Saudi-Arabian Arty numbers have since been in again to cigar,
'darkened · nursery
rsory and snatched Minister, and gone off with to the expectation of He, to con- creased at the rate of about
the sleeping baby out of harm's hitch in protocol, the prince quer infectious disenses, to im 8,000 a year. Nearly half of
14 as prove surgical technique, But of course, the unlocked- way. Then Kennedy dred and sakt something to un alde them are over 70 years of age. for climax burst on us all when the snake now to plodes. It was ho stepped into his plane. norvous disorders become more
Mr Churchill, murmuring some a poreclala anaite, and nobody Nearly 30,000 deaf people a
The alde strode up 10 on air rifer us to whether he was quite knows what it was doing baso doubt supplied
and pressed pollocman to all hands, there,
"I hearing aids. Others get 12,400 clearly visible
500 dollars into his fiend. on to
can't take this money,' artificial Imbs, over 4,000 new suddenly elembered up
his Bent and #lood there Invalid tricycles and carriages,
BY 1087 his name and fame stammered the harassed
cop and 9,016 ariifolat eyes. No acknowledging
werd heavily overshadowed by "You can't refuse--it's a gift mention is made of the number roar of applause.
the Lindbergh hysteria which from the prince, hirend The of wigs.
What Washington is asking swept Amerka when, the alde.
cochmander, Additional to all this are the now is: Will the precedent be gangling youth from St. Louis
General Jos Morris, is sull Mr Truman with new the Atlantic solo. resources of 9,207 hospitals with followed by 500,000 beds, of which more zieder fint, Pres wuference But in 1920 he had been the wondering what pught to be
boxu ideal of the inverlukan "dona, wib"it"
year
with
delighted
The
Dr Crlichley VGA supported by the Bishop of Pontefract, Dr A. 1. Morris. He claimed that we were rushed off our test from the day of our birth.
Racing motorist Raymond Mays and Aft Vico-Morahal J. M. Kijpatrick RAT, medicnt "We are building up a popula- chief, put the opposing view. on of elderly hypochondriacs that speed has not yet qut- who
will not fade stripped simply
The ablily, for the human body to adapt Itself to awny."
He named three fears of mid-new conditions. twentieth century lving:
Fifty-nine doctors agreed with them. Fifty-seven others up- "We, fear SILENCE; and Aur- porled Dr Critchley. render ourselves to the anny of meaningless noise,