1940-05-31 — Page 8

THE CHINA MAIL, MAY 31, 1940.

*You rang, Sir?"

"How did I get on this ship'?-

"This isn't a ship, Sir, This is the Hotel Magnificent."

“H'm. I ste. Can't you do anything to stop it rolling ? '

**

"Rolling, Sir ? Oh | — yes, of course. I'll speak to the manager, Sir. We'll have it stopped at once,”

"Don't go away. Do you happen to know precisely what I'm doing in the Hotel Magnificent ?. My memory isn't too good. Must have had a nasty jar!"*

"You had several jars, Sir, if I may ssy so. You arrived with three other

gentlemen. I succeeded in undressing you, Sir- but you insisted on retain- ing your silk hat. I understood it was a very valuable one, Sir. Belonged to your great-grandfather." "I'm. Yes. I 180. Er - have you goi anything — er — that is to say -----

"A nice, long, cool, Rose's Lime Juice, Sir, Ice of course. Taken before, it is a valuable neutralising agent. Taken after, an excellent corrective. It is not too much to say, Sir, that in Rose's we have a new therapeutic agent to combat a condition which, alas, is

"Deeds fellow-not words! Begone! Speed, hence

returning with your life-restoring draught of Ross's.”

Girl Guides and, Brownles arriving at. Sandilands Hut where

money was collected towards the cost of an air ambulance. Dona-

tions are coming from all over the Empire.

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Girl Guides of the Central British School arriving at St. John's. Cathedral for the Empire Day Service.

They're well worn but they vo

thanks to KIWI

BLACK POLISH

#elishes, Protects

TAN POLISHES

Lady Noble receiving contributions at Sandilands Hut from Hong Kong Girl Guides for the air ambulance which is being bought by Guldés all over the Empire.

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"after" "the"

Day.