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MUTT AND JEFF

CORPORAL, THIS BIG DUFFER IS ALL RIGHT! HE'LL DO! BUT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ́THE LITTLE CHAP-

YESSIR

CON, THE BIGGER THEY

ARE THE EASIER THEY ARE

TO HIT!

SO YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR ARMY, EH? ARE YOU STRONG? ARE YOU TOUGH?

AM I TOUGH? WHO'S THE TOUGHEST GUY IN YOUR

REGIMENT?

$2-9

I AM!

THE CHINA MAIL, MARCH 23, 1940

By BUD FISHE

OK. PROVE IT!

'London Log' & Other

London Relays

12.15 p.m.-Short Service of Intercession.

Today's Wireless

12.30 p.m.-ANTON & THE PARAMOUNT

THEATRE ORCHESTRA

ROSING (VOCAL).

WITH VAL

1.00 p.m.-Local Time Signal and Weather

Report.

1.03 p.m.-GRETA KELLER (VOCAL) AND & HIS CORRECT HENRY JACQUES DANCE TEMPO ORCHESTRA. Fox-Trot-I Saw A Ship A-Sailing: Waltz

The Greatest Mistake Of My Life..... Henry Jacques & His Correct Dance Tempo Orchestra.

The Laugh Was Or Me (Strachey, Carter); When I Learn French (Thomson)..... Greta Keller (Vocal) with Orchestra, Quickstep-On The Isle Of Kitchymiboko: Tango My Lost Love....Henry Jacques & His Correct Dance Tempo Orchestra. So Little Time (De Rose, Hill).....Greta

ZBW 355 M. (845 k.c.'s) and 31.49 M.

9.52 Megacycles

Keller (Vocal) with Orchestra. Waltz-One Kiss In A Million; Fox-Trot

Love, Picase Stay....Henry Jacques & His Correct Dance Tempo Orchestra. 1.30 p.m.-Router & 'Rugby Press, Weather

Forecast and Announcements.

1,45 p.m.-NEGRO SPIRITUALS BY PAUL

ROBESON (BASS).

Oh! Rock Me, Julle; Oh! Didn't It Rain (arr. Burleigh); Git On Board, Lil' Chil- lun; Dere's No Hidin' Place (arr. Law- rence Brown); Deep River (Burleigh). 1.56 p.m.-HAWATIAN MUSIC.

Woltz:

On A Little. Street In Honolulu -

Waliz-All Through The Night.....Hilo

Minning

CONTRACT

(By The Four Aces)

David Bruce Burnstone, Merwin D. Mater, Oswald Jacoby, Howard Schen- ken..

World's leading Team-of-Four, Inventors of the system that has beaten every other system in cxistence.

SALVAGED!

more

"Dear Four Aces," writes Michael then cashed four club tricks and two F. Cassel of Baltimore, Md., "Here is a hand played by my favourite partner, Dave Spatz, in a Rubber Bridge game at my house. I believe you will agree with me when I say that Mr. Spatz's partner overbid the hand outrageously, As a matter of fact, it was an instance of perfect trap bidding, for North, with no encouragement whatsoever, contracted for six nofrump all himself. Nevertheless, Mr. Spatz salv- aged the ambitious contract,

South, Dealer

Neither side vulnerable

Q 10 5*

A.9:8

◊ 10 9 8 8

AAKJ 3

♡ 8 7 2

◊ A Q

QJ 64

7

4 9 8 6 2

K 10 5 4

♡

◊ 6.6 2

♡ QJ6 ÓKJA

9 7

AK 10 8

"Mr. Bya^#

The bidding:

South

West

North

East

1

Разв

Pass

ENT

PROB

Pass

4NT

Равв

ONT

Pass

Равв

Pass

BUGH LARD SALUES

by

"West opened the diamond ten, and Mr. Spatz immediately saw that there was only one chance to make the hand. He would have to find the heart honours split, East with four spades and West **with three to the

Queen.

ACE

KING

QUEEN ! JACK.

Hawaiian Orchestra with Vocal Refrain. Tears of Love (Bordin-Alton): Hawaiian Berceuse (Bordin)....Gino Bordin, and His Hawaiians.

My Hula Love-Medley March; Kawaihau Waltz (Kealakai)....Hilo Hawallan Or- chestra.

2.15 p.m.-CLOSE DOWN,

6.00 p.m.-COMPOSITIONS OF CHOPIN.

Ballade No. 4 in F Minor, Op. 52........Alfred

Cortot (Piano),

The Little Ring...Miliza Korjus (Soprano)

with Orchestra.

Nocturne In D Flat Major, Op. 27, No. 2

....Arthur Rubinstein (Plano). Mazurka in B Minor, Op. 30. No. 2; Ma- zurka in G Minor, Op. 67, No. 2: Mazurka in C Major, Op. 67, No. 3...Arthur Ru- binstein (Piano)..

6.26 p.m. - POPY - SUITE ORIENTALE. Grand Symphony Orchestra conducted by Dr. Weissmann.

6.41. p.m.--WEBER-CONCERTSTUCK IN F MINOR, OP, 78. Robert Casadesus (Piano) and the Orchestre Symphonique of Paris --conducted by Eugene Bigot.

7.00 p.m.-LONDON RELAY-THE SCOT-

.TISH..COUNTRY.

7.30 p.m.-LONDON RELAY-THE NEWS. 6.00 pim.-Local Time Signal, Weather Re-

port and Announcements.

COMPOSITIONS 8.03. p.m. -

COATES.

OF ERIC

A House Love Made For You and Me....

Habert: Eisdell (Tenor) with Cello, Oboe and Piano.

Springtime Sulte-Fresh Morning (Pastor-" ale): Noonday Song (Romance); Dance In The Twilight (Valse)....Light Sym phony Orchestra conducted by The Com- poser.

Always As I Close My Eyes....Hubert

Eisdell (Tenor) with Piano.

The Jester At The Wedding-March-and Valse.....Eric Coates and Symphony Orchestra.

diamonds. East was squeezed and had to discard a spade in order to retain the heart King. The spade

Pique Dame-Overture (Suppe, arr. Win- finesse was then taken and dummy's 8.30 p.m. MILITARY BAND MUSIC

terbottom); Morning, Noon and Night- Morell).....The four spades won the remaining tricks."

Overture (Suppe, arr. A lucky hand, but very well play-

Hand" of H.M. Coldstream Guards cond. by Lieut. R. G. Evans. ed.

May-Day Revels from Rural Scenes in Days of Old' Suite-Samuel Cope); "Champion" March Medley, No. 2 (Ord Hume)....Massed Bands conducted by J. Henry Dcs -recorded at the National Band Festival.

You were Oswald Jacoby's partner last. Thursday and held:

K J. X. IX Xxx I

The bidding: Jacoby Schenken

INT Pass

You

Major

(?)

ANSWER: Your correct response is four spades. You definitely have no interest in a Slam, At the same time you want to play the hand-at: game. Score 100% for four spades, 40% for two spades (your partner might páss) or three spades (indicates a- greater high card holding.)

QUESTION NO. 365.

You are Merwin. Maler's partner to-day and hold:

AQ:

The bidding: Schenken INT

You

atater

Pass

2NT

Pass

3NT

PASS

Pass

Pasa

"A low heart was

What do you lead?

(Answer

led and the Jack fell

tomorrow.

to Wast's Aco. Ah-

other diamond was (Released By The Bell played, and Mr. Spatz Inc.)

Syndic

8.46 p..LONDON

་

RELAY - "AT THE BLACK DOG". Mr. Wilkes in his own bar-parlour.

9.18 p.m.-LONDON RELAY-NEWS SUM-

MARY.

9.30 p.m.-WAR-TIME VARIETY

GRAMME,

PRO.

6/8 Fox-Trot-Follow The White Line...........

Harry Roy & His Orchestra. Fox-Trots-The Girl Who Loves A Soldier (from "The Little dog laughed'): On The Outside Looking In (from "The Little dog laughed')......Billy Cotton & His Band with Vocal: Chorus: Humorous-Lord

Variety Programme

(Western

With A

War Flavour

Вгов.); Bad Show Chat (Western Bros.)....The Western Brother with Plano.. Fox-Trots-The Man With The Mandoline Run, Rabbit, Run!. (from "The little do laughed')....Harry Roy & His Orch, Organ-Lords of the Air (North & Burn

by).....Torch with Vocal by Raymor Newell.

6/8 One Step-Adolf; Quickstep Kiss M Goodnight Sergeant Major.....Sidne Lipton & His Grosvenor House Dan Orchestra with Vocal Chorus. Comedien-I Didn't Orter *A Ett

(Warner); Somebody's Asked M (Warner)....Jack Warner. Fox-Trots The Washing On The Siegfri Line: When A Black Sheep Meets White Sheep....Billy Cotton & His Ban Dance Orch.-Gulliver's Travels-Selecti

.....The Organ, The Dance Band and 2X Polka-Beer Barrel Polka; Quickstep Goosey Goosey.....Harry Roy & E Orchestras Humorous Good Luck (Adapted, from, ti march "Colonel Bogey'); We Must↓ Stick Together (Butler-Wallace)....Mu gatroyd & Winterbottom with Orchestr Dance Orch.-Somewhere In France Wi You (Carr): Goodbye. Sally (Bore) Riscoe)....The Organ, The Dance Ba and Me.

D

Vocal-Old Soldiers Never Die! Inter F in and Follow Me; Let the Great E World Keep Turning: Hello! Hello Who Your Lady Friend?; Mademoiselle.fro Armentieres; There's Long, Lo

Dear Back to Trail; Take me Blighty: You Were the Only Girl the World; It's a Long Way to Tipp ary; Fall in and Follow me.....Gra Fields with Orchestra and Male. Fox Trot That Sly Old Gentleman (f

··‘Eastside of' Heaven"); "Waltz-Ain't C Comin' Out?...Harry Roy & His chestra with Vocal. Chorus:

6/8 One-Step God Bless You Mr. Chamb Childr lain; Fox-Trot Goodnight Everywhere....Harry Roy & His chestra with Vocal.Chorus. 11.00 p.m.-LONDON RELAY-NEWS SU

MARY.

of Lond

11:18 p.m.-DANCE MUSIC.

Fox-Trots-Till The Lights

Shine. Again; I'll Pray For You....JE Jackson & His Band... Polka-Keep Young!....George Boulan

& His Orchestra.

Quickstep-F. D. R. Jones (from Thé

tle dog, laughed')....Geraldo & His Or Waltz Love Serenade (film "Let Freed

Ring'); Quickstep-If I Were Sure You (from Cotton Club Parade').. Victor. Silvester & His Ballroom Orch Swing Fox-Trots-Dipsy Doodle....Tom Dorney & His Orchestra: The Big D perLarry Clinton & His Orchestr Fox-Trot-An Apple For The Teacher (f "The Star Maker')....Larry Clinton His Orchestra. Quicksteps-Berlin or Bust; Sweet Fa Adams' Daughter....Jack Payne & Orchestra.

Rumbas-Jungle Drums; The Peanut V dor....Henry King & His Orchestra. Quickstep-In The Middle of a Dres

Waltz-Love Never Grows Old....Vid. Silvester & His Ballroom Orchestra: Haw Haw of Zeesen 12.00 midnight.-CLOSE DOWN.

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