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MUTT AND JEFF

BUT I ONLY PARKED THE

CAR FIVE

MINUTES OVERTIME!

00

SORRY, BUT I'LL HAVE TO GIVE YOU A TICKET! THE NEW POLICE COMMISSIONER

iS VERY STRICT!

1-4

30 MINUTES

PARKING

SEE HERE, YOU!

SORRY, SIR, WHAT'S THE IDEA] BUT I GOT

STOPPING ME? / ORDERS NOT

TO LET ANY TRAFFIC PASS THROUGH!

DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

I GNE UP! WHO ARE

You?

I'M THE POLICE COMMISSIONER!

THE CHINA MAIL, FEBRUARY 15, 19

POLICE COMISA

OH, I'M SO SORRY!

I DIDN'T KNOW, SIR! GO RIGHT AHEAD! IT'S A PLEASURE!

By BUD FISHER

SORRY! CAN'T LET

YOU THROUGH --- ROTTEN BRIDGE JUST FELL IN AND SO DID THE POLICE COMMISSH,

Philadelphia Symphony

Orchestra

Today's Wireless

5.45 p.m.-STUDIO-Children's Hour,

6.45 p.m.-Closing Local Stock Quota.

tions.

6.47 p.m.-Compositions

Strauss.

of

Richard

ZBW 355 M. (845 k.c.'s) and 31.49 M.

9.52 Megacycles

forthcoming Hong Kong Dog Show. 8.00 p.m.-Local Time Signal, Weather

Report and Announcements. 8.03 p.m.-STUDIO-Two Plano Re-

"Don Juan"-Tone Poem, Op. 20. 7.50 p.m.-STUDIO-Short talk on the

London Philharmonic Orchestra conducted by Fritz Busch. Morgen, Op. 27, No. 4; Standchen, Op. 17, No. 2....Elisabeth Schu- mann (Soprano) with Orchestra.

Bruno Waltzes Rosenkavaller

conducting the Berlin Walter Philharmonic Orchestra.

p.m. Violin Telmanyl. Danse Champetre, Op. 108, No. 1 (Sibelius); Romance, Op. 78, No. 2; Danse Champetre, Op. 108, No. 2 (Sibelius)....with Piano accomp. by Gerald Moore.

RELAY 7.30 p.m.-LONDON

News.

7.20

Solom

by

Emil

The

Paramount Theatre Orchestra.

Songs by Tino Rossi 8.35 p.m. ----

(Tenor). Catari! Catari (film 'Naples au baiser de feu'); Ecoutez les Mandolines (Alm 'Naples au balser de feu');

De Les Fleurs C'Est

L'Amour (Montier & Tillymoon).

cital by Herbert & Bernhard Ruff (from the Gloucester Hotel). 8.23 p.m.-AI Bollington at the Organ.

A Day In London-Selection. Intro: 8.45 p.m.-STUDIO-Talk on "Iraq".

The

the Changing of

Guard; 9.05 p.m.-SEA SHANTIES. There's a lovely lake in London; Round the Marble Arch; Old Father Thames; Let's all go down the Strand; Knightsbridge March. ....Al Bollington (Organ). "The Life of the Party"--Selection. "Lovely to Look At"-Selection.

Al Bollington with Anton & The

Winning

Ten Thousand Miles Away (Willan); Blow The Man Down; Tom's Gone To Hllo farr, Terry); Lowlands; Highland Laddle (arr. Taylor Harris)....John Goss (Baritone) and the Cathedral Male Voice Quartet.

9.15 p.m.-LONDON RELAY Newa

Summary.

9.30 p.m."OLD AND NEW"-A Pot. pourri of Popular Melodies arranged by Herman Finck.

and His Orchestra,

The

Children's

Hour

Taylor); Thou Hast Bewitched Me, Beloved (Coleridge-Taylor); This Is The Island of (Coleridge-Taylor)

Gardens

Arthur

Reckless (Baritone) with Orch. When Love Is Kind (arr. Crofts); Bantry Bay (Molloy)....Kathleen Roddy (Soprano) with Piano.

I Know of Two Bright Eyes (Clut-

Mavourneen sam); Eily

(from 'The Lily of Killarney'-Benedict & Others)....Heddle Nash (Ten- or) with Piano.

Stradi-

10.04 p.m.-ERIC COATES-Spring- time Bulte. Light Symphony Or- chestra conducted by The Composer. 10.17 p.m.-MENDELSSOHN-Quartet

In D Major, Op. 44, No. 1. varius String Quartet. 10.42 p.m.-Leopold Stokowski and the

Philadelphia Symphony Orchestra. "Carmen"-Prelude to Act 1 (Bizet);

Entr'acte, Act. 4. "Samson and Delilah"-Bacchanale

(Saint-Saens).

of Faust" — Rakoczy March (Berlioz, Op. 24). Hungarian Dance No. 1.

"Damnation Herman Finck

9.45 p.m.-FAVOURITE BALLADS.

Unmindful of the Roses (Coleridge-11.00 p.m.-CLOSE DOWN,'

CONTRACT WEEK-END

(By The Four Aces)

David Bruce Burnstone, Merwin D. Maier, Oswald Jacoby, Howard Schen- ken

World's leading Team-of-Four, Inventors of the system that has dealen every other system in existence.

AFTERTHOUGHTS

We sometimes wonder how many have allowed West's King of spades to He would then undoubtedly clever plays that might be made com- | hold.

For example, have followed with a small spade, pletely escape notice. South, playing three hearts doubled, which I would have won in dummy. was set one trick due to two opposing I could then have played dummy's ruffs. While his partner murmur-King of diamonds and discarded my I would then have ed sympathetic condolences, South Ace of spades. thought the hand over and finally saw been out of spades and East would have to obtain the lead by that an ingenious play would have been unable

would trumping the third round. I made the contract.

then have prevented West from trump- ing a club,"

Bouth, Dealer

Both wides vulnerable

Both sides 40 on score

K Q 8 6

A J 10 4

✓ J 2

◊ KJ 9 5

♣ QJ 10 %

*

Yesterday, as Merwin Maier's part- ner, you held:

KQJ 10 x

♡ K Xxx

7 8

O Q J X

5

♡ A

4

W

♡ 8 5 ◊ Q 10 T

A 8 3 2

The bidding: Barnstone

You #chenken Maler

1♡

K Q.1093

K9 54

The bidding:

Bouth West

North

Bast

1♡

Dbl.

INT

20

24

Pass

S♡

Dbl.

Pass

Pass Pasa Рава

Pass

*

HİGH GARÐ MÁLİES

PRUB-ACER EVITER

West opened his singleton Ace of clubs, then played the King of spades, on which his partner started a high-

low echo. South won with the Ace, then led a trump. West jump- ed in with the Ace, gave his partner a "spade" · "ruff" and the club return provided the fifth trick for the defending side.

ACE. KING QUEEN JACK

Pass Pass Pasa (1)

Pasa

ANSWER: Your.correct bid is two spades (forcing to game). You have passed a maximum and have a good fit for hearts.

Score 100% for two spades, 80% for three hearts, 40% for one spade (might be passed.)

QUESTION NO. 384

You are Howard Schenken's part- ner and hold:

A XX

♡ K JI X

Q J x

The bidding: 'Bekonkan INT

Jacoby

(1)

Barnstome

Par What do you bid? - (Answer tomorrow.)

(Released by The Bell Syndicate,

"Here is how I could | Inc.) .' have made the hand," (Released "by The Ball Syndicate, South explained to us later. "I should Inc)

SOCCER FIXTURES

Following is the football programme for

the week-end:-

Kowloon

FIRST DIVISION

V

Middlesex

(Kowloon, 4.15 p.m.) Referee:-Glaver, Linesman:--Phillips.

Kwong Wah

V South China "B" (Boundary Street, 4.15 p.m.) Referee:-Kossick. Linesmen-Adlard and Wilson

V Police

Eastern

(Club, 4.15 p.m.)

Referee:-Beard.

Linesmen:Gibson and Fraser,

THIRD DIVISION

Service Corps

น 12th R.A. (Kowloon, 2.45 p.m.) Referee:-Demmee.

Signale

V Kumaons (Boundary Street, 2.45 p.m.) Referee:-Edwards.

South China

V Royal Scots (Caroline Hill, 2.45 p.m.) Referee :-Dove.

8th R.A.

V Engineers (Caroline HII, 4.15 p.m.) Referee: Barretto, International

24th R.A. V

(Club, 2.45 p.m.) Referee:-Salter.

OUCH/

YOU

SAID

M

12-29

(Belpaned by The Holi Ryndicats, Twe.g

Most of us find the little econo- mies in our lives pinch pretty hard.

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