~~ THE CHINA MAIL FRIDAY SUPPLEMENT, JULY 28, 1989
Parents who attended the Kow- loon Junior School Prize Day on Monday.
CABBAGES AND KINGS
AGGRESSION ACT
"Yes, I told him straight. I said, 'Look here, Joe,' I said, 'If you don't keep your dog off my garden, I'll treat it as an act of. aggression.'
Grants LIQUEUR Scotch Whish
BONE IS IS A FANKIPIGO+14) M
From THE HEART'
OF THE HIGHLANDS.
SCOTCH
Grant's WHISKY
OBTAINABLE EVERYWHERE
Sole Agents: L. RONDON & CO., LTD., Marina House, Hong Kong,
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PROOF
"Will you guarantee' the uphol-- stery of this?" demanded the prospective purchaser.
"Madam," replied; the sales- man, "the proof of the padding is. in the seating.”
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
An-attendant-in-a-mental:home. came across one of the patients. very industriously fishing in a wash-basin with rod and line.
Wishing to humour the man,.. the attendant asked if he had caught anything.
"What!" oried the patient, "in a wash-basin'! "Are you crazy?”
AFRAID
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They had had a great night out and were well and truly "oiled" when Jim drove the car home-- wards, Needless to say, he didn't. notice a newly-dug drain across the road, and drove into it at con-- siderable speed. There was "good bump and Jim's chin met
the steering wheel smartly.
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He got out and stood weakly leaning against the car. The red carnation in his buttonhole fell to the ground, and he gave horrified voll.:
“Good. Heavens, Bill! I've a bit. my darned tongue off!”
USUAL OUTCOME
with
"How'd you get along ur wife in that fight the other night?"
Aw, she cam
me on her
AUB
she Bay ??
under that
bed, you cow
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