~~ THE CHINA MAIL FRIDAY SUPPLEMENT, JULY 28, 1989
Parents who attended the Kow- loon Junior School Prize Day on Monday.
CABBAGES AND KINGS
AGGRESSION ACT
"Yes, I told him straight. I said, 'Look here, Joe,' I said, 'If you don't keep your dog off my garden, I'll treat it as an act of. aggression.'
Grants LIQUEUR Scotch Whish
BONE IS IS A FANKIPIGO+14) M
From THE HEART'
OF THE HIGHLANDS.
SCOTCH
Grant's WHISKY
OBTAINABLE EVERYWHERE
Sole Agents: L. RONDON & CO., LTD., Marina House, Hong Kong,
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PROOF
"Will you guarantee' the uphol-- stery of this?" demanded the prospective purchaser.
"Madam," replied; the sales- man, "the proof of the padding is. in the seating.”
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
An-attendant-in-a-mental:home. came across one of the patients. very industriously fishing in a wash-basin with rod and line.
Wishing to humour the man,.. the attendant asked if he had caught anything.
"What!" oried the patient, "in a wash-basin'! "Are you crazy?”
AFRAID
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They had had a great night out and were well and truly "oiled" when Jim drove the car home-- wards, Needless to say, he didn't. notice a newly-dug drain across the road, and drove into it at con-- siderable speed. There was "good bump and Jim's chin met
the steering wheel smartly.
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He got out and stood weakly leaning against the car. The red carnation in his buttonhole fell to the ground, and he gave horrified voll.:
“Good. Heavens, Bill! I've a bit. my darned tongue off!”
USUAL OUTCOME
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"How'd you get along ur wife in that fight the other night?"
Aw, she cam
me on her
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bed, you cow