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THE CHINA MAIL, MAY 19, 1938.

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For Those Not Yet Over That

LL of you who are going to pro- posë marriage this Easter, if it stays fine, should know that there are but five ways to a woman's heart.

It's just a matter of psychology Adapt your approach to your per- sonality. You must woo her in the way that suits you. Here are the five ways.

(1) The "SOFT-LIGHTS AND- SWEET MUSIC" or Plain Roman- tic Way.

Spring Feeling

idea of heaven. which is pretty nearly woman's

(5) The “I'VE-TRAVELLED- |ROUND-A-BIT” or Worldly. Way.

For this, you've got to be casual

To do this you should have hon-about Calcutta, and order lunch in est grey eyes, and be enormously French. You should exude savoir-

Your very proposal must bring back to you the Gemeinschaft of your youth, and to her the flavour of Spanish onions.

But don't spoil it by choosing Brighton for the honeymoon.

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So there you are, Fit your pro-.

clean-limbed. If you have a steady faire and have a certain je ne sais' posai to your character if you want

job as well, that's even better. quoi.

You wait six months at least, then you find some spot where there is music in the distance, and a clock that strikes midnight.

Your proposal must be ever so tender and true. Perhaps a catch in the voice will help, and a firm grip of the hand. Everything must be very much aboveboard.

(2) The

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"SWEEP-EM-OFF- THEIR-FEET" or Hurricane Way. This is for men over 6ft. Very little men who try hurricane stuff are making a mistake.

One great advantage of the Hur- ricane Way is that you don't need to be good at anything, except be- ing like a hurricane. You don't

even need to be able to read.

From the first meeting to the proposal you should allow a week at the outside. A hurricane that hangs fire is a flop. Besides she mustn't have time to discover what a slab of mutton you really are.

Your proposal, when it comes, should be modelled on a sergeant- major calling out a fatigue party.

You have a fair chance with this method, if you've got the physique, because so many women adore be- ing ordered about.

(3) The "LET-ME-TAKE-YOU- AWAY - FROM - ALL - THIS" or Financial Way.

I have never had a chance to use this myself because you need a car, a flat and a place in the country. At-least-you-must-be-able-to-talk- as if you had. '

Then you find a nice girl, young- er and poorer than you are, and wear her down with dignified kind- ness. The proposal occurs in the cars, the flat or the place in the country.

You must only use this way if the flat, car and place in the coun- try are real. If they are only hired, the wife kicks up hell afterwards.

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GOOD FOR THE SOUL?

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"I'VE-BEEN-A-BAD- BOY" or Confessional Route.

This is a snorter. Women love it. But you have to have something worthwhile to confess, and you've got to be prepared to lay your head on her bosom and have the damn thing stroked.

You can even murmur: "Perhaps it would be best if you never saw me again."

This gives the woman a chance to feel big, and to reform you:

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"Man is distinguished from the beasts by his practices of drinking when he is not 'thirsty — and of making love at all seasons.”— Beaumarchais.

But if you want to be popular with women, don't propose at all. Treat them shamefully. Beat them. You will find that they love you so' much they'll come round and propose to you.

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