1938-05-13 — Page 8

THE CHINA MAIL FRI

By

BRINGING UP FATHER

REMEMBER-MAGGIE-THE DAY YOUR SISTER WON THE DANCIN' CONTEST

AT DINKY DEMONS HALL? YOUR UNCLE AND TWO BROTHERS WERE

THE JUDGES_

IS MARY DUGAN

STILL GOING WITH THAT

PLUMBER?

́YOUR FATHER ALWAYS HAD TO ENTER- TAIN YOUR SISTERS BEAU-THE FORE- MAN IN O'BRIEN'S COAL--YARD-WHILE SHE WAS BUSY TRYING TO GIT HER

FEET IN HER SIZE TWO WHITE

SHOES-

I'VE GOT A PITCHER IF YOU GOT A DIME AN'I'LL GO GET IT-

·AND HOW YOUR SISTER CRIED WHEN · SHE WENT TO SEE THAT MELODRAMA, "HEARTS APART-OR WHERE IS THE ACE?

HER BEAU CRIED,TOO-FOR HIS

MONEY BACK-

YOUR MOTHER USED TO SAVE ALL TH' OLD PAPERS AN' GIVE 'EM TO YOUR KID BROTHER TO SELL ON DARK CORNERS AT NIGHT

AS EXTRAS-

MÝ PROUD BEAUTY, I SHALL THROW YOU OFF YON CLIFF!

I'M IN FAVOR OF THAT-

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REMEMBER WI

TOWN BARBER WEDDIN' PRES

THEIR HONEY

AND AS-A- LITTLE KID YOLJ ALWAYS LOVED OUT-

DOOR CONCERTS-

AND HOW THE GOSSIP FLEW WHEN MOLLY OʻGALLON WAS SEEN WALKIN/ PAST THE BRICK-YARD WITH POWDER

ON HER FACE AN' RED CHEEKS –

AND YOUR_FAMILY_SPENT ALL. DAY SUNDAY, TRYING TO GET YOUR FATHER TO PUT ON A SHIRT AND BY THE TIME HE DID-THE KIDS WERE SO DIRTY

YOU COULDN'T GO OUT-- .

NO!

DO | TELL

AND So

EIN- ZWIE-

COMMENCE-

DRINK H. B.