THE CHINA MAIL FRI
By
BRINGING UP FATHER
REMEMBER-MAGGIE-THE DAY YOUR SISTER WON THE DANCIN' CONTEST
AT DINKY DEMONS HALL? YOUR UNCLE AND TWO BROTHERS WERE
THE JUDGES_
IS MARY DUGAN
STILL GOING WITH THAT
PLUMBER?
́YOUR FATHER ALWAYS HAD TO ENTER- TAIN YOUR SISTERS BEAU-THE FORE- MAN IN O'BRIEN'S COAL--YARD-WHILE SHE WAS BUSY TRYING TO GIT HER
FEET IN HER SIZE TWO WHITE
SHOES-
I'VE GOT A PITCHER IF YOU GOT A DIME AN'I'LL GO GET IT-
·AND HOW YOUR SISTER CRIED WHEN · SHE WENT TO SEE THAT MELODRAMA, "HEARTS APART-OR WHERE IS THE ACE?
HER BEAU CRIED,TOO-FOR HIS
MONEY BACK-
YOUR MOTHER USED TO SAVE ALL TH' OLD PAPERS AN' GIVE 'EM TO YOUR KID BROTHER TO SELL ON DARK CORNERS AT NIGHT
AS EXTRAS-
MÝ PROUD BEAUTY, I SHALL THROW YOU OFF YON CLIFF!
I'M IN FAVOR OF THAT-
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REMEMBER WI
TOWN BARBER WEDDIN' PRES
THEIR HONEY
AND AS-A- LITTLE KID YOLJ ALWAYS LOVED OUT-
DOOR CONCERTS-
AND HOW THE GOSSIP FLEW WHEN MOLLY OʻGALLON WAS SEEN WALKIN/ PAST THE BRICK-YARD WITH POWDER
ON HER FACE AN' RED CHEEKS –
AND YOUR_FAMILY_SPENT ALL. DAY SUNDAY, TRYING TO GET YOUR FATHER TO PUT ON A SHIRT AND BY THE TIME HE DID-THE KIDS WERE SO DIRTY
YOU COULDN'T GO OUT-- .
NO!
DO | TELL
AND So
EIN- ZWIE-
COMMENCE-
DRINK H. B.