1938-03-25 — Page 15

THE CHINA MAIL FRIDAY SUPPLEMENT, MARCH 25, 1938

Spectators at King's College Sports. ("Mail”” photo).

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CABBAGES AND KINGS

UILDER: "This is a house

without a flaw, sir."

Owner: "Well, what in the world do you stand on, then?”

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Artist: "I've been doing some very good work lately. I think I shall hold an exhibition of my paintings."

Friend: "Well, take my tip, and if you do, don't go getting rheumatism sitting on the cold pavement."

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"What do you think of my new hat? I eamed it myself."

"How was that?"

"I trained my husband not t smoke.”

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First Angler: "I caught a fish so big that my friends wouldn't let me pull it aboard in case the boat was swamped."

Second Angler: "E quite be- lieve you. I once had a similat experience on board the Queen Mary."

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"No, Jimmy, one piece of puă- ding is enough for you.”

"It's funny, Mother. You say you are anxious that I should learn to eat properly, and yet you won't give me a chance to prac- tise."

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"I dunno ow it is, but the Parkers always seem to be quar- rellin' I suppose it's six of one and half a dozen of the other." "Well, from wot I hear, Mrs. Hobbs, it's the other way about!”

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The machinery stopped in a large factory and an expert was summoned. He asked for a ham- mer. After tapping here and there the machine started He sent a bill which read as follows: To tapping machine with ham- mer, 1 To knowing where tap, £49. Total, 50,"

And

have you and

boy friend

VALUABLE GIFT OFFER

By collecting the labels (not outer wrappers) of your Cadbury's BOURN- VITA tins, you can obtain the beauti- ful Wedgwood Ware articles, here illus trated, free of charge.

The number of labels required in exchange is as follows:-

Wedgwood Cup & Saucer

2 labels from 1 lb. or 4

11⁄2 lb. Wedgwood Jug

6-labels from 1 lb. tins or. 12.

1/2 lb.

Start collecting your labels to-day and as soon as you have sufficient, to qualify for these gifts apply to-

JOHN D. HUTCHISON & CO.,

KING'S BUILDING,

.HONG KONG.

Cadbury's

HAND WEDGWO for BOURN

BOURN-VITA

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