THE CHINA MAIL FRIDAY SUPPLEMENT, MARCH 25, 1938
Spectators at King's College Sports. ("Mail”” photo).
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CABBAGES AND KINGS
UILDER: "This is a house
without a flaw, sir."
Owner: "Well, what in the world do you stand on, then?”
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Artist: "I've been doing some very good work lately. I think I shall hold an exhibition of my paintings."
Friend: "Well, take my tip, and if you do, don't go getting rheumatism sitting on the cold pavement."
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"What do you think of my new hat? I eamed it myself."
"How was that?"
"I trained my husband not t smoke.”
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First Angler: "I caught a fish so big that my friends wouldn't let me pull it aboard in case the boat was swamped."
Second Angler: "E quite be- lieve you. I once had a similat experience on board the Queen Mary."
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"No, Jimmy, one piece of puă- ding is enough for you.”
"It's funny, Mother. You say you are anxious that I should learn to eat properly, and yet you won't give me a chance to prac- tise."
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"I dunno ow it is, but the Parkers always seem to be quar- rellin' I suppose it's six of one and half a dozen of the other." "Well, from wot I hear, Mrs. Hobbs, it's the other way about!”
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The machinery stopped in a large factory and an expert was summoned. He asked for a ham- mer. After tapping here and there the machine started He sent a bill which read as follows: To tapping machine with ham- mer, 1 To knowing where tap, £49. Total, 50,"
And
have you and
boy friend
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The number of labels required in exchange is as follows:-
Wedgwood Cup & Saucer
2 labels from 1 lb. or 4
11⁄2 lb. Wedgwood Jug
6-labels from 1 lb. tins or. 12.
1/2 lb.
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.HONG KONG.
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