THE CHINA M
FRIDA
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Lining up at the tap
Repulse Bay. (“Mail" photo).
Taken at the Police Recreation Club last week.
“Mail" photo).
CABBAGES AND KINGS
REPORT says there are 30.
per cent
fewer blondes now
in the Colony than there were last year.
Evidently dyeing off.
They've Got It Wrong
A doctor says that one of the finest things for young people is getting up with the lark. The trouble is that so many of them keep the lark up all night.
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Taking No Chances
Policé are investigating the discovery of a man half drown- ed in a reservoir. He must have seen the notice: "No swimming allowed.”
A boy who rescued his brother from drowning is held ineligible for reward because the rescue of a relative is not an act of bra- very but a human impulse.
This raises a nice question as to whether
mother-in-law
would be considered a relative or not.
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So quiet that you could ́ hear a stitch drop.
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Warder: “Your wife has come to see you"
Convict: "Which one?" Warder I said your wife!" Convict: I know; but I was put here for bigamy.'
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Modern Marvel
It took a man 12 years to learn to comb his hair, hop and juggle at the same time: So now he can comb his hop and juggle at
the same
tim
Agreed
An expert says that no two wars are alike. No, each one is worse than the one before:
A great effort is being made to increase road safety in England. chester, where the authorities have instituted special lectures by traffic
The above picture was taken in Man- and diagrams, teach children traffic sense,
Rapid
An aeroplane designer says that we should be able to fly at 800 miles an hour within five Then it will be a case of years. "in one hemisphere and out the other.
“How did the Smith wedding 80 off?”
Fine, until the minister ask ed the bride if she would obey her husband
What happened "She replied.
Answer To Correspondent Photographer: You can easily make your own darkroom; just smash the electric light bulb.
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"MacIntosh must have had a lot to drink at the concert last night?"-"
"How's that?»,
"Well, when I was taking him home, he let me fall twice!
Cherchez la Femme
was
you think silly? And the groom,
a sort of daze, replied,
Father Tommy
I
Error
As M. P. says that he does not like the looks of Spain. He must have mistaken the
war for beauty contest.
Small Son Oh having another
ife.
YOUR
This Week's Great Thought
It is lucky that love. firs sight has no second sight.
with the aid of models
Certainty
Too much hustle, says a doc- tor, is the cause of much ́ill- health. We'll wager that horse we backed in the 3.30 at Happy Valley enjoys the rudest of health.
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"I dug this hole where I was told to, and began to put the dirt like I was supposed to. But
won go back into it. do?"
For a long
ile the supervisor
Then i'll have to dig the hole
Improves
The average schoolgirl say an ucational authority, is poor
geometry. Yet when she
up she soon becomes eternal triangles.
in
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