1937-06-09 — Page 3

THE CHINA MAIL, JUNE 9, 1937.

THE

WORLD

GOES BY

NEW GOVERNMENT HOUSE IN CANTON

Site For New Building Chosen

Canton, To-day. Mr. Wu Te-chen, the Governor, has selected the site of the former Kwangtung Provincial Parliament for the new Government House for

HIS is the true story of Ulysses, Kwangtung.,

THIS

Ulysses left The Mrs. and went

sailing off to Troy With all the Hellenes raising hell

with Helen's "Honey Boy"; Ulysses told The Mrs., "This is

DOOTY, plain enough, We've got to harass Paris for

eloping with that fluff!

It is stated that as soon as the building is finished, the Departments of Finance, Education and Recon- struction will removed there. Our Own Correspondent.

“UNITY” WOULD REND IRELAND

A United Ireland would mean 100 years of war a struggle twenty

""True, Helen is a 'swell 'un' but we

married men must see That bachelors like Paris don't em-¡times as terrible as that now re-

barrass such as we,

ding Spain, warned Lord Craiga-

And since the Attics' attics have von, Northern Ireland Premier.

an awful lot of leaks Why, I myself, in person, must be

Brain Trust of the Greeks!”

"Goodbye, then” said The Mrs. as a

tear dropped in her soup, When the Cruel War is Over ' be waiting on the stoop!”

But when the scrap was finished,

and Ulysses started back The environs of the Sirens were

directly in his track,

"I believe that the man is not yet born who could govern all Ireland, if the North and South by some miracle came together," he told an Ulster group luncheon of the Over- seas League, in London.

"I am exceedingly hopeful of the future. It makes not a pin differ- ence what takes place in Southern Ireland as far as our position in the United Kingdom and the Em- pire is concerned.

"We are separate countries to-day, A bunch of lively ladies to invade and I don't believe a union would

his peace of mind,

give any greater satisfaction to They were witty, pretty ladies-not the South than

that of 100 years excessively refined;

ago.

And Ulysses liked their kisses, which were full of vim and snap,

(And he hadn't, very lately, had a

cutie in his lap)

So the kisses of these misses made

his pulses loop the loop, Till he quite forgot The Mrs, who was waiting on the stoop!

"If it should take place, the si- tuation în Ireland would be com- parable only to that in Spain to- day.”

Eighteen boxes of gold ingots, worth approximately £40,000, which had been brought from Beyreuth in the French liner Providence, 11,996 tons, stolen at the maritime station, Mar-

(Old Homer claims this roamerseilles.

didn't pause or hesitate. That he hurried and he scurried to

- his faithful married mate, That a Siren couldn't, vamp him, couldn't clamp him in her clutch,

-Which was what Ulysses told him, but I don't believe it, much. For he hadn't far to travel if you

ravel out his trail.

Yet it took him years to get there,

so I'll bet there was a Frail Yes, some sly wren of a Siren who

was probably a Pip With a trim and torrid torso and

an undulating hip, Who could dance a mean cachuca, trill a brilliant boop-a-doop While The Mrs. of Ulysses waited

for him on the stoop!) Yet although Our Hero tarried while the Siren carried on, He grew weary of the d

dearie and he wanted to be gone, So he told the little cutie that his

Dooty was to seram,

He would sorrow but to-morrow

he must take it on the lam;

He was gentle, sentimental,—but he

let the lady drop

were

And he stuck around with Circe,

making whoopee with a whoop, While The Mrs. of Ulysses still was

waiting on the stoop!

Well, Ulysses reached The

Mrs.

after many, many years, And he found a lot of Suitors who

were present, it appears,... And he started in to slay them and

to lay them on the mat, But Penelope, The Mrs. said

"Ulysses nix on that! I've been waiting, palpitating, while you hit the homeward track And I'm very glad to see you,

now you finally are back, But I'm saying your delaying was

a little tough on me

For you left me and bereft me while

I raised a family

And, if any, "mid the many, seem a

little young to you,

Be Broad-minded as your

should enable you

travels

You've been roaming to do, dia.

the gloam-

ing with some Sirens now and

then, t

And the broken hearted Siren So you shouldn't be impatient with

vamped another Sugar-Pop!

die Then Ulysses swore off kisses till

he joined his lawful spouse -But another shady lady

rather trified with his vows.

To be terse, he met with Circe,

who had Sirens beat a mile Who allured him and secured him in sophisticated style,

these pleasant gentlemen, Who, while you were gallivanting

with enchanting little vamps. Have been warding off the burglars and protecting me from tramps. So be grateful and not hateful to

this-friendly little group Who have kept the homefires burn-

ing while I waited

the stoop!"

on

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