THE CHINA MAIL, JUNE 9, 1937.
THE
WORLD
GOES BY
NEW GOVERNMENT HOUSE IN CANTON
Site For New Building Chosen
Canton, To-day. Mr. Wu Te-chen, the Governor, has selected the site of the former Kwangtung Provincial Parliament for the new Government House for
HIS is the true story of Ulysses, Kwangtung.,
THIS
Ulysses left The Mrs. and went
sailing off to Troy With all the Hellenes raising hell
with Helen's "Honey Boy"; Ulysses told The Mrs., "This is
DOOTY, plain enough, We've got to harass Paris for
eloping with that fluff!
It is stated that as soon as the building is finished, the Departments of Finance, Education and Recon- struction will removed there. Our Own Correspondent.
“UNITY” WOULD REND IRELAND
A United Ireland would mean 100 years of war a struggle twenty
""True, Helen is a 'swell 'un' but we
married men must see That bachelors like Paris don't em-¡times as terrible as that now re-
barrass such as we,
ding Spain, warned Lord Craiga-
And since the Attics' attics have von, Northern Ireland Premier.
an awful lot of leaks Why, I myself, in person, must be
Brain Trust of the Greeks!”
"Goodbye, then” said The Mrs. as a
tear dropped in her soup, When the Cruel War is Over ' be waiting on the stoop!”
But when the scrap was finished,
and Ulysses started back The environs of the Sirens were
directly in his track,
"I believe that the man is not yet born who could govern all Ireland, if the North and South by some miracle came together," he told an Ulster group luncheon of the Over- seas League, in London.
"I am exceedingly hopeful of the future. It makes not a pin differ- ence what takes place in Southern Ireland as far as our position in the United Kingdom and the Em- pire is concerned.
"We are separate countries to-day, A bunch of lively ladies to invade and I don't believe a union would
his peace of mind,
give any greater satisfaction to They were witty, pretty ladies-not the South than
that of 100 years excessively refined;
ago.
And Ulysses liked their kisses, which were full of vim and snap,
(And he hadn't, very lately, had a
cutie in his lap)
So the kisses of these misses made
his pulses loop the loop, Till he quite forgot The Mrs, who was waiting on the stoop!
"If it should take place, the si- tuation în Ireland would be com- parable only to that in Spain to- day.”
Eighteen boxes of gold ingots, worth approximately £40,000, which had been brought from Beyreuth in the French liner Providence, 11,996 tons, stolen at the maritime station, Mar-
(Old Homer claims this roamerseilles.
didn't pause or hesitate. That he hurried and he scurried to
- his faithful married mate, That a Siren couldn't, vamp him, couldn't clamp him in her clutch,
-Which was what Ulysses told him, but I don't believe it, much. For he hadn't far to travel if you
ravel out his trail.
Yet it took him years to get there,
so I'll bet there was a Frail Yes, some sly wren of a Siren who
was probably a Pip With a trim and torrid torso and
an undulating hip, Who could dance a mean cachuca, trill a brilliant boop-a-doop While The Mrs. of Ulysses waited
for him on the stoop!) Yet although Our Hero tarried while the Siren carried on, He grew weary of the d
dearie and he wanted to be gone, So he told the little cutie that his
Dooty was to seram,
He would sorrow but to-morrow
he must take it on the lam;
He was gentle, sentimental,—but he
let the lady drop
were
And he stuck around with Circe,
making whoopee with a whoop, While The Mrs. of Ulysses still was
waiting on the stoop!
Well, Ulysses reached The
Mrs.
after many, many years, And he found a lot of Suitors who
were present, it appears,... And he started in to slay them and
to lay them on the mat, But Penelope, The Mrs. said
"Ulysses nix on that! I've been waiting, palpitating, while you hit the homeward track And I'm very glad to see you,
now you finally are back, But I'm saying your delaying was
a little tough on me
For you left me and bereft me while
I raised a family
And, if any, "mid the many, seem a
little young to you,
Be Broad-minded as your
should enable you
travels
You've been roaming to do, dia.
the gloam-
ing with some Sirens now and
then, t
And the broken hearted Siren So you shouldn't be impatient with
vamped another Sugar-Pop!
die Then Ulysses swore off kisses till
he joined his lawful spouse -But another shady lady
rather trified with his vows.
To be terse, he met with Circe,
who had Sirens beat a mile Who allured him and secured him in sophisticated style,
these pleasant gentlemen, Who, while you were gallivanting
with enchanting little vamps. Have been warding off the burglars and protecting me from tramps. So be grateful and not hateful to
this-friendly little group Who have kept the homefires burn-
ing while I waited
the stoop!"
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